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First-time Chiver asks what theCHIVE is. This was your response (3 Photos)

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Editors note: I posted this earlier in the day for about 5 minutes before our site went down for maintenance and the post was lost. Finally found it a couple mins. ago

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  • https://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    You really got your penis stuck in some sort of a wormhole today, John??

    Glitch fixed, and.I'm.Out…..Guinness time.

    • realnewbie

      hey guys i'm new here
      can someone explain to me what the chive is?

    • Zombie

      you said penis lol

  • Jimbo

    Yup, that pretty much sums it up!

  • parlay

    it's hard to describe the chive to people. it's fascinating that the chivers did it with a song – and it made perfect sense somehow

    • http://facebook.com/denzino denzino

      it would only make sense to a Chiver

  • Donald

    I am honored to have been a part of that. awesome

    • Just Sayin'

      same, even if i didn't really contribute anything to it 😛

  • Imdb xu

    I can only imagine what Rob must have been thinking when he was refreshing the page while that was happening

  • Swanny

    Is "not first" acceptable?

    • MeisterMon

      No… only NOT not first is! Or possibly last!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000470425716 Diana Santos

    virgins…^_^

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

    Yeah, decided to not sully this one. It was epic.

    • mark

      thanks for that. I do like you blonde now I must admit. I thought that pic was sexy.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        but now, due to stylist's mishap, I look like Justin Beiber. More so than usual.

    • Anonymous

      What happened to that paper bag JPG I sent you for your profile pic???

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        I gave it to your mom last night lolz

        • MeisterMon

          Nice retort!!

          • http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau

            She does have a nice retort… oh you meant what she typed. Wait, what's a retort again?

        • Anonymous

          If by "it" you mean "herpes" and by "your mom" you mean "The Chive" – then I stand corrected. And, since you seem to have lost it, here is the JPG again… http://www.ifood.tv/files/images/editor/images/br… Do us all a favor!

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

            I think you're being a bitch because of your period. Yes, of course I gave all of The Chive herpes. What are you, 13?

            • Anonymous

              … said the one whose first retort choice is a "your mom" insult. Don't get your boxers in a bunch.

            • Anonymous

              … said the one whose default choice of insult is a "your mom" joke. Try again.

            • lonin

              Wait, you're giving out free herpes?

              • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

                I misspelled 'harpies'.

                • quintus

                  No thank you, I already have a wife…and a mother-in-law.

                • lonin

                  hairpie?

  • Walter

    Shut the fuck up, DONNIE!

  • zman

    Wait, the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

    • ale

      And as I was saying before the post got lost:
      of course! Ben Afflect, was Hitler in the movie…

    • frankie

      Yes, they did… after they invented the microchip…

    • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

      that didn't even click as wrong in my mind

    • BloodScrubber

      Yeah man…they were listening to ELO- Don't Bring Me Down…..the whole time.

    • Harv

      According to Blutowski yes.

  • Wolf

    Woke this morning to the Stinging lash…

  • Shearede

    Rob's about to get a whole lot less productive at work/school…

  • Chvr

    I'm sticking with the Hotel California analogy; once you check in to the Chive, you can never leave. IT'S A TRAP! 🙂

    • Aida

      ugly truth, everyone become addictive to theChive

  • aleXTC

    This is up there as one of the most awesome things that has happened here at thechive. Way to go everybody Chive on

  • BongPimper

    CooCoo Cachooo

    • CooCooCuchoo

      HA! thats my user name

  • thomas

    god bless laundry day

    • Chvr

      Being her BF I'd be late for work on laundry days, that's for sure.

    • lonin

      Indeed

  • https://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    I'd buy that for a dollar!

  • AZbtchs

    I think we need another lyric worthy of awesome. I dedicate this to Rob: "Come in here dear boy, have a cigar you're gonna go far…"

  • Sparky McDice

    yeah, yeah, yeah…where the hell is today's D.A.R.?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000470425716 Diana Santos

    awwwww that's cute 🙂 thanks :p

  • drea

    please dont tell us you hade the time to make this pedo bear!!

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  • SmokeyJane

    I should have been on there but my dumbass replied to the wrong reply:( Still the most epic comment thread ever!!

  • Bob

    I love noobs, yet to experience the madness and boobies of the chive!

  • Tom

    Rob, if they're asian….it's probably a guy.

    • SJay

      Bwahahaha

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