Calling all first-time Chivettes. Send us your photos!

Thanks to our Chivettes, theCHIVE’s ‘Sexy Chivers’ on Friday has become quite an internet phenomenon. (click here to view all the ‘Sexy Chivers’). But the article is nothing without our Chivettes. Right now there are thousands of cute Chivettes who have never submitted their photos. It’s time to take action, ladies.

AWESOME INSTRUCTIONS: Grab your camera (phone) and write ‘hi Chivers’ on a sign or some part of your body (be as creative as you like). Then use our handy-dandy upload page or send pics to thechivesubmit [at] gmail [dot] com and collect internet fame. If you’re too shy to get sexy, no biggie. We love our ‘regular’ Chivettes. Do it for your country!

Chive On!
– John n’ Leo

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  • marcel

    Any site that posts heading that read "attention first time and Canadian chivettes" has got to be doing something right

  • Dawn

    crap, I'm going to go take off my clothes for my country now :S

    • Pierre

      Do good, we're getting a beat down from the chive this week in the Afternoon Randomness

    • Qwain

      If not for your country, then how about for me???? (eh?)

  • Eeik5150

    If the picture for this post is a Canadian, you're not starting out so strongly. Come on Canada, show us why the USA shouldn't wipe you off the map.

    • Baldy

      Because eventually you will need our oil..

      • candian

        eventually you will need our fresh water…and you'll be out of oil

      • kent

        Which is why wiping you off the map would serve our interests.

    • summer

      because you cant even beat us at hockey in your own land

      • really?

        actually ask ryan miller about that and see what he says

        • canada

          because we're bigger and we're on top…if this were jail, you'd be our b!tch

          • kent

            You're weaker and smaller in every actual aspect aside from territory (beacuse you have uninhabited wasteland as most of your country). The US is more advanced, more powerful, more educated, and more important in every aspect.

            If this was any other time in history, we'd roll you in about 2 hours and you wouldn't exist anymore.

            You're not even a real country, you retarded Canadians. You're just a cheap imitation of the US and you have to teach yourself lies to have pride in being literally the most pathetic, unauthentic country in existence.

      • kent

        Canada can't even beat the US in the medal count in the Olympics when they're held in Canada despite the fact Canada had more athletes competing.

        Canada can't even protect its own country without needing Americans to be stationed there.

        You can't even have your own economy without American companies being responsible for 90% of your GDP.

        You're not even a real country. You've never launched an object into orbit. You've never designed a computer chip, a computer operating system, or invented anything of importance. You'll never be a superpower. What little power you do have as a nation is just because you're this weird, deranged retard nation that borders a superpower that allows you to exist.

        • notKent

          To this i say…Basketball, hockey, the phone, cardiac intensive care unit, insulin, Java, kerosene, lacrosse, the lightbulb, the macpherson gas mask, pacemaker, panoramic camera, superman…..etc
          we even made the electric wheelchair, something many of you fatass americans need to even move around

          • kent

            NONE of those things were invented by Canadians.

            • Stu Lijdsbone

              wanna bet fatty?

            • canargin

              i dare you to type james naismith into google lol

        • megs

          Canadian athletes don't get a quarter of the funding of US athletes first of all. Americans stationed in our country to protect it? Do you mean your over zealous border patrol? What threats is Canada protecting itself from? Last I checked America is hands down the most hated country on Earth, even if you exclude the Middle East. Yeah, you guys are totally more advanced, thats why we have to ship you fresh water, so you can sustain life. And you also crashed the world economy twice, so congrats on that too.

          You are so ignorant, and obnoxious as a entire nation that it astounds everyone else. For the record many Canadian scientists, inventors and engineers have made contributions to their fields. Henry Woodward created the first electric light bulb and sold the patent to Thomas Edison, the pacemaker, the process used with insulin for diabetes (something you should know a lot about considering the amount of obese people in America), Java Script, plexiglass, the telephone, wireless radio, walkie-talkie, all of these are examples of inventions from Canadians. Canadians are also responsible for the development of site-based mutagenesis (chemically altering DNA), mapping the visual cortex of the brain, characterization of free radical agents, the MICROCHIP that is responsible for converting light into digital data for tvs, telescopes, and cameras, and the theory of plate tectonics to name a few.
          Perhaps because your country is so disgustingly over populated you have a larger amount of accomplishments, both positive and negative.

          Thanks for representing your country so well, and verifying any negative stereotypes that we have about your conceit, and ignorance.

          • The Real D. Nozzle

            I'm an American, and I've gotta say, you're pretty much dead-on. I've been to a handful of other countries, every one more hospitable towards me than my fellow countrymen. The attitude of most Americans does fucking suck……

          • kent

            "Thanks for representing your country so well, and verifying any negative stereotypes that we have about your conceit, and ignorance. "

            You Canadians are the most brainwashed, hypocritical morons on the face of the planet. It's part of your coping mechanism. You take credit for inventions you had nothing to do with. Your entire basis of pride is founded on lies designed to help you have pride where it otherwise couldn't exist… in a shitty country that is inferior in every way to the superpower it borders.

        • Kringle

          Canada still won more than Americans at the Olympics. It's okay. You can hide behind the "total medal" argument. By the way, Canada had 206 athletes to the US's 215. Then again, maybe since Canada has such a poor education system, 215 isn't bigger than 206. Could you, wise American, enlighten me?

          Where exactly are these American forces stationed in Canada?

          Technology wise, have you heard of Research in Motion? Might want to check them out. Also, you know that fancy arm-like machine on the space shuttles? Yeah? It's called the Canad-arm. Again, maybe I'm just stupid, but I think the "Canad" part of the name might be because it was built by Canada. Just a hunch though. By the way, I've never heard that in order to be a real country, you have to launch an object in orbit.

          Let's move on to trade! It goes both ways, pal. Lose us, and there goes your biggest trading partner and all the money that partnership generates.

          If the world, or just the US, was ran by people like you, I don't think there would be much of a world left.

        • A.T.

          this kent person is a total ignorant redneck sob..

    • Canadian

      Psst, check out the history books, and find out why the White house is White… it's an interesting read that most ppl in USA don't know about!

      • kent

        You're a brainwashed Canadian idiot.

        You didn't burn the White House down. British Redcoats did. And that was after we burned down YOUR capital, York.

        The reason Ottawa is your capital instead of Toronto (which was York in 1812) is because your capital surrendered to the US and we burned it all down.

        You canadians need to rewrite history to have pride.

        • China

          Eh who cares you'll all be china's bitch soon enough anyways

        • notKent

          you do realize that many of the history books your schools teach your kids, back in the day not sure if they've changed yet, have factual errors just to improve the image of your nation right.

        • Kari

          No we don't, we don't look for pride in war and destruction, and I'm sorry to see that some Americans do.

          • 'Merican

            "No we don't, we don't look for pride in war and destruction"

            eah, we pretty much do; arrogance via military is what we specialize in. don't like like it? we gon nuke yo wass mufucka

        • Canadian

          I'd have to say the most brainwashed nation on this planet is the USA. there is no way a country of almost 300million could be as collectively ignorant to anything around them.

          (umm… just a bit more fact for…. the British redcoats were part of the forces but so were a ton of people that had called Canada home for longer than America even existed!…Native Americans anyone?)

          but hey not that we should expect anything better from a nation that honestly thinks they are the most important nation on the planet. in reality the world would be a better place with out the ignorance and greed that stems from the "American dream"… just a thought..

    • mememe

      VIVA MEXICO!!!

  • Stafferty

    Send us sexy pictures or you are all hosers.

  • BigDingo

    Thank god, there are so many Canadian hotties… we've got to represent our country.

  • http://www.last.fm/user/mutiilator Brand_n

    Help us put that Randomness mishap with the Japanese combover "celebrity" jailbait that none of us Canadian men knew to rest, ladies!

  • https://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    Take off, eh?

    (take off your clothing I mean………fuck, I suck today.)

  • MigraineBoy

    Canadian tits or gtfo!

  • Mikey WINS

    Bacon > Canadian Bacon
    NFL > CFL
    American Hotties > Canadian Girls

    • Ghetto Black

      i no son, rite? no one want that bleach-boring canadian pussy.

  • http://twitter.com/jurgvonschmurg @jurgvonschmurg

    This will be so full of win.

  • ROK

    we know all canadian girls have little maple leafs tattooed on thiri asses so thats how we will check for authenticity

  • hot carl

    I like how this weekly post is evolving. Ultimately there must be a sexiest chivette in the WORLD! Until then, let's continue the roll-call country by country…

  • Walt

    Canadiens have more self respect. BC has some beautiful women.. but they aren't low class enough to send strangers sexy pictures for some cheap attention. Don't hate them for having higher value of themselves.

    • USA

      that just means that its full of sarah jesica parkers (horse faced skeletons)

      • Min

        We are a well kept secret

      • mindfuckery

        sarah jessica parker is american. just sayin'

    • 'Merican

      hey! don't knock us 'cause us american's main export is attention whoring. it's the only thing we're good at; making great strides in a given field ONLY so we can rub other nations' noses in it(it's sort of better than sex to us).

  • Finnadian

    USA …. Canada's Basement!

    • kent

      Canada…. the retarded, watered-down, cheap imitation of the US that exists purely because the US is a merciful country.

      Canada is just a leech that the US allows to exist.

      • A.T.

        oh "alllowwss " huh? I guess the same way China is allowing your "America" to exist

        • kent

          The US would beat China in a war you douche.

          Canada would fall to the US in a war in less than 2 hours. We're already in control of your air defense. You have no power.

      • A.T.

        oh "alllowwss " huh? I guess the same way China is allowing your "America" to exist

    • Kringle

      Umm…wouldn't Canada be America's attic?

  • kent

    Compare that Canadian dog in the picture to Ashley Valence, an American.

    • Youknow

      To this I say Elisha Cuthbert…. Rachel McAdams…..Pamela Anderson (In her prime)….Estella Warren……..Emmanuelle Chriqui…..Natasha Henstridge….Evangeline Lilly…ooooooh…Linda Evangelista…………Heather Marks….Jessica Stam….Ehrinn Cummings….Coco Rocha…Avril Lavigne….Just to name a few…

      • The Real D. Nozzle

        I thought you were trying to name "The Most Attractive", why'd you throw in Avril Lavigne? Anyway, to that, Americans can claim : Olivia Wilde, Megan Fox, Angelina Jolie, Blake Lively, Minka Kelly, Jennifer Aniston, Christina Hendricks, Halle Berry, Jessica Alba, Katy Perry, (younger) Britney Spears, (younger) Jessica Simpson, Zooey Deschanel, Jessica Biel, Cindy Crawford, Kim Kardashian, and the sexiest of all; Barbara Bush.

        • Youknow

          I thought this initial comment was pretty rude and uncalled for in reference to the young lady. Not only was someone coming down on a fellow Canadian but it appeared to be an attack on Canadian females as a whole. Not cool man. And some people dig Avril. Not myself. But for those who do. I wasn't trying to make a competition out of it o.0. . Honestly people…. My point is that I'm sure most people might be unaware that those women were even Canadian in the first place. North America as a whole is blessed with plenty of gorgeous women far and wide. I think that is something we could all agree on <3.

        • dean

          wow, half those chicks you mentioned had a buttload of plastic surgery, ie. fox, jolie, aniston, hendricks is fat with implants, berry, pretty sure alba did too.
          and most of these chivettes in these posts are average at best, no matter what country they come from. just because a chick has a nice ass or a great rack doesn't make her hot, you gotta have all three, face, tits, and ass, so enough with the pointless ego boosting, north american women already overvalue their vaginas as it is.

  • say no to shemales

    that's a dude in that pic

  • kent

    i love canada 😀

    • honesty is the truth

      suck up

  • NotaTrap

    Dear Canada,

    Please stop. You are like a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest….we all appreciate the effort, but for fuck-sake, please give up.

    That is all.


  • JeremyJ

    canadian girl from a chive post in June '09:
    A canadian hottie with…..well, when you see it….you'll know! Hint: look 'south of the border':

  • A.T.


  • only guy not trippin

    she looks good. you guys are trippin.

  • sucker punch

    canada keeps their women in check.. SHE HAS A BLACK EYE! https://thechive.com/2011/01/06/calling-all-first-

  • honesty is the truth

    enough with this canda bullshit…they have free health care, fuck canada!!!

    • Guys....

      So do a lot of countries! Get your shit together America!! We're all rooting for you!!

  • Stu Lijdsbone


  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=776740181 Michel Payette

    We're waiiiiiiting…….

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