The Civilizing of Scumbag Steve (7 Photos)

UPDATE: Blake is saying the emailer is NOT him. One thing is for sure, if it’s not whoever cooked it up is one helluva’ troll. It sounds exactly like him. Also seems like he took it well. Blake may just turn out to be an OK dude after all…

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  • Peter


    • Dude

      Thizzle Shit Daps!!!

      • Justin Hall


        • Shannon

          Yes! Haha!

          • Blendercloud

            So much lol'in! I seriously nearly pissed myself!

    • Sam

      Tear down my eyes with laughter!!

    • Frito_Pants

      I wonder what suburb he's from

      • Ben from Aus

        I sent a PM to this guy Gio C. Federico who insulted scumbag steves mother on facebook. The tread was everywhere. Anyway, he said Steve lives in a place called medfield.

        • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

          you know what makes this great. the more he gets mad at this the more we shall mock him

  • dixieland

    #7 that was one of the funniest things I've read in a long time

    • nerd alert

      Maybe I'm retarded, but did (Blake) really write any of these responses?

      • BIG MEECH

        does it really matter? its fucking funny either way

    • Poppin Fresh

      2nd best post ever. 1st is reserved for humpday & chivettes

    • Steve's Mom

      stop fukin wit my babie steev. hees a good boi

    • BloodScrubber

      Making his debut on the internet. Check
      Making himself look ignorant on the internet. Check.
      Having himself get owned by theChive and its loyal readership. Priceless.

    • RGH

      Awesome! Mondays are now awesome!

  • pjsupremex

    ahhhh mr.steve you made my morning

    • chivediver

      I think im actually starting to like this guy! i want to hang out with him. OOOOHHH..,.maybe he will let me wear his coat! (giggle)

  • Bee

    bravo, mutfoookarz !!!

    • It'sJimmyYo!

      "mutfoookarz" I like that, good word bro.javascript:void(0);

  • planters

    idiot didn't do his homework… picked a fight with a heavyweight blogger.. and got knocked the fuck out.

    • Scott

      Made my day, Steve! Keep it up!

      • Six

        That does sounds gay, not wrong, but gay.

    • mgreen

      This guy should be a english teacher instead of a rapper. Wow what a retard.

  • tom

    Lol best shit ever.

  • Duder

    LMAO, this guy has just EARNED his nickname "scumbag steve" with the way he talks….wat a tool.

  • Lando


    • Frito_Pants

      I think nondisauthorized means that he's now giving the Chive permission to use his image. His image is no longer disauthorized. So us runts can laugh at the retard all we want without fear of retribution from a wannabe gangster. It's a load off my mind, Ill tell ya.

    • BobSugar

      honestly, that was the icing on the cake.

  • Royce

    Yo Steve, I'm really happy for you…. I'ma let you finish…. But the Chive is the best website of all time.

    • http://www.facebook.com/paul.w.musselman Paul Musselman

      OF ALL TIME!

  • BravesFan

    Epic. Great work Chive.

  • Henry Gibson

    This ain't over.

    Oh, this ain't over by a long shot.

  • Beano

    So these posers do know how to speak/ write normally after all, huh? Well …mostly. Dude was owned.

  • mipo2010

    My head hurt after reading "nondisauthorized"

    • Conrad

      Same here, ha ha.

    • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

      i'm pretty sure that means he authorized it

    • jules

      Double negative equals a positive, right? Bash on Chive!!!

    • Richard

      ahahahahha tell me about it

  • andintheend


  • anonopotomous

    meh, I'm normally all for mocking someone mercilessly, but I don't then broadcast it on the internet to prove how cool I am.

    pretty lame move, chive.

    • Marvin the Martian

      If you are that big of a tool you pretty much deserve what you get.

      • anonopotomous

        I understand where you're coming from, but you'd be pretty upset if someone took your face, threw some douchey captions on it, and then splattered it all over the internets. You'd probably be a bit more articulate in your rage, but that really wouldn't make much of a difference.

        • puckit

          Seems like someone is feeling the pressure of being a scumbag steve himself!

        • Drew

          If you are such a douche nozzle that you look like that (and are stupid enough to let it leak onto the internet), you are BEGGING to be messed with. And as far as being articulate in your rage – If you respond to something calling you out on being a douche using what can only be characterized as borderline retarded to completely incomprehensible language, you only serve to prove the point. Blake, turn your hat the right side forward (better yet, throw it away), get a real jacket, and get a job. Oh, and I want my lighter back.

          • http://twitter.com/The_Scofield_ @The_Scofield_

            Fuckin spot on.

        • sully23

          or just dont be a scumbag so people won't use your photos in that sense ya douche

          • Dingo8MyBaby

            ^^^^^ Doesn't get it.

        • mgreen

          You must be his friend. Im sorry man.

    • Sam K

      we don;t need proof the chive is cool. This is very funny. Thats the REALTALK, put that shit in your mashed.

    • John

      Or you know, just go with it. Now that the dude is pissed off about it, there are going to be even more of these. Take a cue from Anton Dodson or Hood Dad, and EMBRACE it.

    • Jay

      Most thumbs down I've seen in a while. You sir, are clearly doing something wrong.

    • Frito_Pants

      I accidentally thumbed up you, so now I'm forced to tell you…. Thumbs down, bro.

    • qteam3d

      That guy fucked my twizzle shit saps. He deserves all the abuse he receives.

    • Michael Martinez

      If I was stuck in a room with Osama Bin Laden, HItler and Scumbag Steve and a gun with two bullets I would shoot Scumbag Steve Twice!!

      • Jason

        The Office… I see wat you nondisauthorized thar!

      • Jay

        Bro, direct rip off from The Office. Thumbs down.

    • Spoon

      Sounds to me like you and Steve need to lighten up and take a joke.

    • BobSugar

      420th thumbs down.

    • jason

      im guessing this is scumbag steves father

    • Lisa_Martin

      It was my honor to be the 500th person to thumb you down "anonopotomous". I believe this may be the greatest thumb downing of all time.

      And Steve…Blake…whoever the hell you are…everything you are wearing, from the scruff on your rather weak chin, the backwards hat, the faux fur on your jacket, the sad necklace and the listless look in you eyes, screams scumbag. I suggest you wear it with pride. Embrace the legend. Hell…google "Elyse Porterfield the chive" and see how she turned chive notoriety into internet awesomeness. 😉

      And John…you now own Blake's great grand children. Well played sir.

    • AtomManhattan

      Just from reading the text in the meme's, I can safely say I have met my fair share of these types and they deserve a LOT worse. Like being seuqestered on an island all by themselves.
      And then having said island set on fire.

    • Anthony B. Joss

      thats the merciless part or has that "aluded" you

    • LLOYDD


    • peppi

      its pretty clear that your gay for not liking this, i would never be your friend.

  • MigraineBoy

    Fo shizzle ma Nizzle!

  • http://www.cnwi.net garyt

    That's one of the best things thanks for that on a Monday morning

  • raider

    Made my morning! I love silly people….don't take my lighter Steve!

  • Yummimummi

    Pretty Friggin funny!!! I enjoyed that! LOL

  • Nickrob

    BAHAHAHA God that kid honestly couldn't have responded more perfectly to these!

    "Ha get made fun of on the internet

    Feed right into by proving how huge of a tool and illiterate you truly are"

    • AbnerDoon

      I agree, which makes me a skeptic. I suspect another Chive prank.

  • marshy

    I'm English and had trouble unerstanding any of what Steve said. Would someone be jolly kind and translate from whatever language that gent was using into the Queens English please.

    Thanks in advance

    Ta ta.

    • Naz1962

      Sure thing, mate!

      What Steve said was this: "Blah-blah-blah, I'm a scumbag who can't even speak a clear sentence, let alone write one, blah-blah-blah"

      Sorry, but that's all I could translate. The rest was just too much fo-shizzle!

      Cheers! 🙂

      • Mike

        I'm American and I had troble understanding what he was sayin

    • abipolarguy

      I I have a black son who likes to talk like he's from the 'hood and I understand him fine, but I still couldn't understand more than a bit of what steve said in the first 2 letters

    • Mongoose

      It's called Douchbaganese, but unfortunately most educated people don't understand it.
      Sorry, that's all I have for you.

  • timmy

    Paula…tell your boyfriend to get hooked on phonics.

    • Paula

      Can't, dear. My boyfriend is already hooked on my husband, very confusing.


  • Joe

    What is his native nonsensical dribble tongue? We wonder whats wrong with this Country? Steve "B" de ansur cracker!

  • mcsgwigga

    This is simply fantastic

  • Royce

    Skittles? Well at least he didn't put kisses…

    • justin

      it's a reference to South Park. brilliant

    • Paula

      I no longer give away kisses dear.


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