What is ironic about your comment is that mountain goats LOVE piss…like really freaking love the stuff .Don't pee anywhere near your tent in the mountains if they are anywhere around. Otherwise you wake up to a campsite full of pee drinking goats. I only wish I was making this up…
lame is as lame does
the goal of dickhead chivers:
1. make first page of comments
2. think of cool comment
3. that chick has a nice ass #25
4. sweet i got +45 thumbs
5. fuck yeaaaaa
Your Mom
Agreed. The comment quality has been decreasing, mostly due to lack of originality. Take a moment, think of something humorous.
RealJerseyBean
I think it may have been #28
Your Mom
Wasn't Bear Grylls, he'd never waste good piss!
parker
#30 – looks like Star Wars girl might just be a stone fox
Wolfram
Totally Leia-ble
Dildobot5000
But we've already seen the good parts…
ProvenZer0
Did anyone have their doubts?
obvi
nope.
tehehehe
Love the air freshener on the shelf lol! Who would think a room filled with star wars gear would smell?? haha oh and isn't her hair a ton longer in this picture than the star wars ones that are up?
sswg
freshness is key! & they're extensions.
kokoko
# 19 is AWESOME!!!
first!
Random
#18 – no sexy chivettes? Denise Milani will do nicely
Johnny
Hells yeah. This has me rock hard.
reese with her spoon
shes a fuckin tease…
mitch
She'll never set them free. D'oh!
gurtle
her time is running out,she should start her porn career NOW…
Northman
God yes. Show us Denise Milani as God made her or step aside, you tease.
way to show everyone that you're not really a man.
its_forge
…way to show everyone your manhood isn't defined by what kind of dog you have, or what kind of car you drive, or any other external influence, but simply what kind of man you are.
Guy
…for men who drive Minis.
Yum
…food for falcons.
Wow
… to show women that you're just not interested.
Corgi
…coming out party present.
Sub one
… replacement for ear muffs.
Johnny
#19 damn that gets me hard.
Dex
… whatever floats your boat dude.
Don_Aguelo
Hm…
I really don't know if you deserve thumbs up or thumbs down for that comment. I'll just leave it as it is.
its_forge
The only thing that bothers me is that I would be willing to bet none of those books is in a language I understand.
One for each revision after somebody discovers a new landmass or a country breaks off from another country. We gotta redo our Africa maps now that we have a "Southern Sudan."
Emma
i got a chance to go to the chive's 2nd anniversary party. Most girls immediately want to wear John's scarf. I must have seen 10 different girls running around in that thing. #26
bobby d.
admit it, you blew him 🙂
emma
i'm not the sort of girl who fights for people's attention like that. john was very nice tho
wintercoat
Who said you need to fight? You have boobs, you immediately had his attention.
???
so you blew him anyways 🙂
man man
So…John didn't take everyone's advice about getting rid of the scarf?
It looks stupid, and you probably don't need it to get chicks man.
lonin
Sounds like the scarf is working for him to me.
Harpo
A scarf is probably the gayest thing a man can wear. That picture and comment is why I wear one anyway, in Florida. Bitches love scarves.
marty
^^ Harpo is right, i'm sure john is a smart dude – he's figured out how to have 100's of women strip down for his website every week. my guess is he could probably care less about the scarf – but he's figured out that women love them (they do) and he's just gaming the system.
Alouicious
Smile when you say "PBR"
KyleGamgee
#18
Find her.
BEFORE SHE FINDS YOU!
femtrooper
Except everyone already knows who she is.
Slauter
Do you live under a fucking rock?
gobo fraggle
i live under a rock..problem ?
Special_K
#1 photo bomb!
ProvenZer0
#9 = awesome
#18 is SCARESEXY one word.
#25, mmmmmmmmmmmmm
IamWhoIam
We have a new dragon tattoo girl!
Pirate Pigskin
I love it here
Top Gunner
#23 "…and your plane got caught in the jet wash, which caused a flat vertical spin from which you were unable to recover. It is our finding that Goose's death was not your fault, Maverick…"
MigraineBoy
That's just the coolest shit I've seen this week!
justinian
coolest shit ever
THE SCHRAM
awesome comment!! thats what i thought of looking at this photo.
Jack
like a boss
GRyde
#15 Whatever you're selling I'm buying!
equalizermax
What's going on with his hand?
V4vendetta14
How about a low-cost vacation to the safe city of Guadeloupe, Mexico?
fobss
2nd girl (left to right) is karla carrillo, Miss México
Ricardo
photo-bomb candidate?
testington
yeah what is with the hand? is he over-handing himself? does that mean you've never even masturbated?
superman
#12 FTW!
reese with her spoon
genius…..dating essentials.
Tools of The Trade
You realize you're making whoever breaks into your house job much easier, right?