Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (27 Photos)

  • Brother Maynard

    #27 good end to the week.

    • Dub Genus

      ain't no bra like a boob bra.

    • Del

      Rosie Jones!!

      • bud

        whose the other chick?

        • PlutoILU

          Hettie Butler

          • Jack

            hettie butler went to my sixth form 😀 ive had some awesome drunk nights with her! she stupidly hot

    • Apple

      T2T TIT TO TIT

    • blairsaunders

      …. a litttleee clossserrrr

    • mrluke

      My new wallpaper… wowza

  • mike

    #19 Possible names, Chivers?

    • nemesis

      Depends where you live. If Bible Belt, then definitely go with ATHEIST.

    • MinorDefect


      • BloodScrubber

        CHIV B ME

    • Do it.

      DAR-WIN or just DARWIN

      • Jules

        A gaurenteed plate to piss people off ?

        PAULA will work perfectly 🙂

      • Savage


      • Ian

        that would also work in the bible belt

    • Paula_

      3M TA3. Looks great in mirrors.

      – the one you love to hate

    • Lil Jon

      How about HIV POZZ

    • Dan

      D BAG 1

    • DUH_Winning


    • Darius


    • yomamma

      TGR BLUD

    • OBvious TRoll

      FDAU or is it AUFD?

      • Jimmy


    • Ripley


    • JAFitC


    • Erik

      It's probably already taken… but i'd love to have "sober"

    • Anonymous


    • Payne


    • ruhroh

      Always liked IB6 UB9

      DMV will catch it but worth a try

  • spike

    didn't really get #18 at first, then i realized it was one of those quarter-go-round thingies. and those are awesome

    • the guy named ry

      is that what the picture is of? i dont get it 😦

    • ostrichman1985

      I still dont get it. Maybe because there is a garbage that looks quite similar, people were throwing quarters into the garbage?

      • JBinNC

        That's all I could think, too. If that's it I don't really think it's worthy of putting in this post.

    • nwest

      I was wayy to cheap to put quarters in that. but I had pennies all day!

    • Dub Genus

      Yeah, something of an explanation would have been awesome.

      Blurry picture post?

      WHAR's DA FUNNY?

    • Admiral Ackbar

      Whew! Glad I'm not the only one that couldn't figure it out.

    • Ziff

      My guess is he posted the wrong picture, realized what happened, then said "ah screw it let's go get drunk"

      • art

        I think the small ramps would never generate enough speed to make the quarters spin around like a vortex…The would just fall into the hole.

    • dean

      i figured they have a garbage can right next to it, look pretty similar

    • Michael Douglas

      Are you people retarded? It's the Falling Down guy: http://cdn.mos.totalfilm.com/images/f/falling-dow

    • Ken Hogan

      Knowing how dumb and careless most people are I'd think that the coin funnel would fill with garbage LONG before the garbage can fills with coins. So basically I assume the picture is just showing poor decision making on behalf of the mall administration?

  • Paula_

    Do you know how you can keep an idiot busy for hours? Click HERE.

    – the one you love to hate

    • xXbeermonkeyXx

      I dont know paula, it's not working… god I hate you…

      • Paula_

        Not working? Maybe you could try for a couple more hours.
        And yeah, I suppose you'd rather have 'that guy' take over hm?

        – the one you love to hate

        • http://twitter.com/Mattchaby @Mattchaby

          Damnit I must thumb up but I hate to see your global rate of appreciation rising up…. There is a record to break in here!

        • Paula's #1 Fan

          I was wondering when you would return for troll crown

      • Pinky

        LOL, Paula- xXbeermonkeyXx: 1-0, IT'S A TRAP!

        • Admiral Ackbar

          That's my line!

          • Pinky

            Yes Sir! Very sorry Sir!

    • clickhere


  • THAT Guy

    I WANNA GO NUMBER 3 ALL OVER #1 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    MAKE SEXY TIME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    YOU THINK OF ME ALL DAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I AM WINNING THE INTERNET !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Error404k

      Are you Paula?

      • Paula_

        You'd think he could be related, but no.

        – the one you love to hate

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Taylor-Blissett/1764864971 Taylor Blissett

          I never thought id see the day when one of Paula's comments actually got liked.

          • Paula_

            Me neither, I guess I have to lower my standards again to keep up. NOT as low as 'that thing' though.

            – the one you love to hate

    • THAT Guy

      Sorry everyone. I don't know why I act the way I act. Well, I guess I know. You see, I really never felt loved by my dad and I was "over-loved" by my mom … if you know what I mean. Anyways, I am sorry for posting really stupid things on every single post. I can't promise that I'll stop, but I'll try harder to not make them as … stupid? Thank you. And once again, I am so sorry for how much of an idiot I am.

      • _THAT_guy_

        PEOPLE MAKE COPY OF ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        NOW I ARE FAMOUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        NOW I ARE OFFICIAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • Ryan Smith

        wow, i see your stupid posts on everything on this site…what a douche you must be. Then i read this and now i am laughing. i am confuse

      • Maynard B.

        Damn! just when I was gonna call you a douchebag, you go and get all fucking warm and fuzzy on me. Thanks a lot douchebag.

    • This Guy

      He is a douche, and the only way to get him to stop is to ignore him

  • http://twitter.com/Mattchaby @Mattchaby

    #9 Come at me bro!

    • Apathy

      Exactly what I thought. Pic was made for it. Even comes with room to type on top.

    • Nick702

      Scumbag kangaroo

    • dDesigner

      Like a boss!

    • Down Under

      Maters Gonna Mate.

    • jonah takalua

      too easy. it's his b-boy stance.

      "i'm the best break dancer in the whole school, yeah in the whole suburb."

  • Pixle

    #27 This is why I love the Chive.

    • Dude

      Oh, I thought you were going to say "I love The Chive because of the many interesting, and often entertaining posts – not just tits and ass – because that's what really differentiates this site from many others out there and makes it a worthwhile way to spend my time online, congregating the many things I find enjoyable in life, in one amazing place."

      But, that works too.

      • Pixle


        • Dude

          I didn't peg you as a "reader."

      • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

        Thats half true. but we come for the T & A mostly…

  • Cris_Ron

    #12 …. speechless

    • Yawn

      So don't say anything… leave commenting to the pros.

    • http://www.facebook.com/ricardofk Ricardo Feldhaus Krisanoski

      Is this real life??

      • Mama

        Is this just fantasy?

        • Just kill a man

          Caught in a landslide

          • phideauxe

            No escape from reality.

            • Sean

              open your eyes

              • 123

                Look up to the skies and see

                • Wiley

                  Im just a poor boy

    • maynard

      god i love volleyball…..

    • Neal Delaney

      I want to go to there.

    • Dylan

      Look closely – it's all the same girl.

      • Matthew

        Oddly I missed this at first, but now that you mention it, three of them are in a position that makes no sense for the play.

        • Detail Minded

          Not to mention they are playing 5 on 6… on a beach court.

  • Pixle

    #21 I agree!

    • Grumps

      No one cares if you do or not. What is it with the two word comments lately?

      • Pixle

        No one cares? Really? 'Cause apparently YOU do.

        • Grumps

          You are mistaken.

          • Dub Genus


      • Yeah!

        Trying to get on the 1st page.

    • Mike

      Not for Japan

      • Debbie Downer

        Womp womp woooooomp.

  • Random

    #25 – I'll help you clean the sand off….

    • Henrik

      Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap!

    • Jay

      Those swimming suits must not smell very nice….just saying

    • Aaron

      YELLOW…. OMG

  • Cheeze81

    #7 I think….. I think I pooped….

    • Seven

      Crossfit! Any other chivers out there drinkin the kool aid?

      • Cedrik

        Yay! Second CrossFit picture of the day… Sexy Chivette #15 has a LifeAsRx t-shirt!

        • Seven

          I'd like my thruster to meet her snatch.

          3 2 1 Go!

  • Shearede

    Cast your votes, Chivers:

    Sloane from "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"


    Sloane from "Entourage"

    • randy jackson

      write in vote for your mom!

    • durrp

      clearly entourage

    • sean

      Entourage Sloan

    • JPV

      FB day off is on my top 5 movies; but gotta go Entourage

    • Alex Philpott-Jones


    • Austin Burks

      Sorry, gonna have to go with Ferris Bueller. I think that Sloane is smoking in that movie 😉

    • adam

      EMMANUELLE CHRIQUI all the way sorry.

    • Big H


  • aosux

    #12 Can I play?!

    • dDesigner

      Every single one…

  • Nick702

    #16 ola Bonita

    • troy

      If they all looked like this I'd say open the boarder! Unfortunately, most of the latina women I see around here are 4'9" little butt ugly trolls!

      • Mike

        so you don't like native Americans then……hmmmm

    • alex

      Nick, Hola has an H.

      • Nick702

        damn silent H. I'm going to have to press 2 to translate next time

    • ClariseStarling

      Danni Kalifornia, methinks

    • DKar

      ay dios mio – te amo.

      quiero latinas mucho.

  • winningchiver

    #12 Find them

    • Fuzzi

      Isn't that just one lady, multi-copied?

      • knuckledonkey


  • Codeblu667

    #25 Thanks for the hi-res end of weeks smile chive!!

    • aosux

      Is that a new Pink Floyd album cover?

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #1 girl 1: girlfriend, we should've not traded panties, these are riding up my crotch!
    girl 2: tell me about it, yours are all sticky from last night!
    girl1: wait, what?!?

    • Fapramento

      That picture made me strangely horny. Your post didn't help.

  • DNA

    #16 I Second That Notion

    • JLC

      Show of thumbs?

    • Dub Genus

      Is it racist to request an All White Girl post?

  • Jak

    Wastes 10 minutes refreshing for the DAR…gets stuck working 6 minutes and DAR appears. FUCK YOU JOB!

    • winningchiver

      Jobs, always getting in the way of chiving.

      • Jules

        Always /: Wish there was some sort of solution…..?

    • Huh

      Yeah, having a job which allows you to waste time looking at DAR, while helping you pay the bills is totally overrated, I couldn't agree more…

      • JobsSuck

        I think you are missing the point

  • Nick702

    #22 #25 here's to summer getting here quicker

  • JLC

    #9 Damn it feels good to be a Kangsta.

    • Stewball

      Hilarious post.

    • Brewdy

      Hahahah, that is awesome

    • Gentl3man

      Okey, I lol'd. Best post I've seen in a while

    • Dub Genus


    • hboc01

      Comment of the year so far.

    • Scallywagggg


    • Game

      Well played!

  • Cheeze81

    I do believe #12 was taken in heaven… beyond the pearly gates.

    • Cops

      Heaven doesn't exist. Relax, it's here on earth.

  • Wavien


  • Zee

    Wallpaper material! Thank you

    • Ripley

      I've already got it up. The wallpaper too!

    • RBalicious

      YES, very much so! probably the sexiest photo posted on the chive thus far!

  • TomTheCameraGuy

    I love the Chive more and more each day

    (talking to you #12)

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