• Anakrusix

    She's very pretty. Out of all of these, I would probably add #12 to my "To Be Painted" list. Great shadows, clothing… wait… is that a duckface?

    Sneaky Chive.

    • Wavien

      Nah I wouldn't call that a duckface to be honest

    • Zebulon

      I think people's insistence on desperately attempting to identify a duck face in every post is their pathetic plea to appease the general population and in some fashion claim a self serving sense of gratification and accomplishment. You're trying way too hard to be accepted and be cool; sadly you fail at both.

      • yeabigboi

        wow you failed at both too

      • Anakrusix


    • Yep

      Thats definitely what I would be doing if I was worth 2 billion

      • Yep again

        I'll be honest. I thought this was his fuckin wife

  • Finster

    I would cover my Johnson in honey and briefly stick it in an ant hill to hear her fart through a walkie talkie #20

    • Spankster

      That statement is simply awesome.

      That is all.

      • Anakrusix

        The guy needs therapy.

    • Screwdriver

      The negative points just prove that some Chivers are humorless girls with penises.

      • Anonymous

        I think they prove that mediocrity is just not appreciated on The Chive, to be honest.

    • NTFW

      god, you kiss your father with that mouth … jeeeeze

      • Tylrd67

        No…he kisses YOUR father with that mouth.

    • NOUU

      dude that was hilarious, ty.

    • TJ73

      That is funny! "I would cover my Johnson in honey and briefly stick it in an ant hill to hear her fart through a walkie talkie #20"

  • cooper

    #1 i think i see a little nip.. 🙂

    • Dan

      Uh….no. If that's nip, then that would be the most fucked up nip placement I have ever seen.

      • QWERTY

        Second that

      • Jimmy

        third that.

        • skuch


          • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mark-Cebrian/1317745398 Mark Cebrian


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  • ABO

    I say they're real

    • Hmmm

      I would have to agree. You can see they mold to the clothing in the photos, so they must be soft, hence real.

    • Breast Inspector

      I agree…but what the heck is with photo #19….where did they go?

    • TCUchiver

      i say they are fake….after time, and if you dont go too big, fake boobs can give the look of real boobs. not going too big is the biggest key! trust me, I'm a doctor and i stayed at a holiday inn express last night

      • dub

        I lol'd

  • marcochan

    I could do without her. We need more Biel!!

    • KickTheBlonde13

      I agree 100%

  • http://www.darkknightandjoekerr.webs.com JAMESJ

    And FUCKING smart.

    • dean

      yup, she was smart to use her daddy's money to get plastic surgery, she was really fugly before.

  • andysniper

    sugar momma? what is this? 1974?

  • lal

    #1 shes one powerful bitch and commands respect, also this is the perfect position in which to receive my load…dont move!

    • schnizz

      good call buddy..now open up n say ahhh!!

  • Bryan

    Absolutly stunning. #5 #9

  • david
  • bless1

    #3- very pretty face, would love to dirty that up!

  • SWG Fan

    I would definitely volunteer to be her boy toy. Hopefully that comes with a good allowance.

  • Jayavc

    Hot, rich, but high maintenance…but has enough money to still be OK

  • themouthfromthesouth

    Please let them be real

  • Urban

    #4 Sexy as hell.

  • Sanman

    I'd say they were real, unless #11 and #19 were taken before the cut. Push up bras have done miracles for mankind.

  • R-Dub

    I dont think they are real. They look much bigger over the years.

    • R-Dub

      But if I can touch em they're real!

  • maurice

    She's a dog and her daddy's an a-hole!

    • Patrick

      Haters gonna hate

    • Badfish

      Lovers gonna love

      • Jessica Condrey

        I dont even want none of the above…

  • Pure

    I like #12, #17 the most

  • Charles

    she looks like what's her face from Friends! so with that being said all i can think of when i see her is her singing "smelly cat" lol #6

    • RoJo

      You mean Lisa Kudrow who played Phoebe.

    • Geo

      Yes, I was going to say the same thing. She looks like Lisa Kudrow a bit.

  • jay

    how does one get a woman like this? rich, super hot and smart. damm, i wouldn't even know where to get started. help…

    • oh4fuckssake

      You don't know how Ivanka Trump got rich? It's right there in her name!

  • >18Only

    Definitely real check the spread on #19. I would totally wreck that BTW.

  • jojo bean

    #18 Holy sweet titties, imagine marrying that….hmmm hmmm, set for life

    • wack job

      couldn't have said it better myself jojo… "HOLY TITTIES!"

      • Giggitty

        Fake for sure, too perfectly shaped, no bra i've seen can make them look THAT big

  • http://thelaurengentile.wordpress.com/ Lauren Gentile

    As much as i think she's a great businesswoman and a beautiful woman, I don't think her boobs are real.

    Some extra insight: http://education.makemeheal.com/index.php/Trump,_

    She's such a classy woman though. Fake boobs or not, she commands respect.

  • theeemightybuck

    ridiculously smokin hot. i could care less if the rack is real or not. theyd still feel amazing

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