There are Sexy Chivers Among Us (68 Photos, 1 Video)

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  • Maverick

    Looking good ladies *wink*

    • COCO

      Not really, I waited all day for this post and was angry. Where are the actually sexy girls, most are just flat and ugly to me.

      • MGWebbington

        I miss the days when trolls were just annoying rather than insulting…

      • Urban

        Grow a pair, then look again.

      • Maverick

        I wish i was you, you're so cool.

      • DaddyD

        You need to visit an eye doctor. Probably a taste and judgment doctor as well.

    • Dirty Dingus

      #14 #15
      She gets her own post…or I'll kill all the hostages.

      • Admiral Ackbar

        She is post worthy! Fo' Sure

      • Rachael

        Lol, while this is flattering, it's also somewhat frightening…

    • Jon S.

      I'm sorry, but we're going to need MOAR of mirror girl now. #57

      • Cthulhuspawn

        Nipslip mirror girl was nice.

  • uberbrie

    Friday has never been more beautiful

    #3 is one of the many reasons I love texas

    • COCO

      Look closely and you can see the cellulite, which is very nasty.

      • Benjamin

        This is not yo' mamma's picture.

      • http://www.facebook.com/tristan.wagner2 riverjns1234567

        COC is gay

    • http://twitter.com/valorikx221 @valorikx221


    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ricky-Nunez/697368676 Ricky Nunez

      Such a WIN tush =)~

    • http://www.facebook.com/roderickspells Roderick Spells

      That is Jester dorm room. WHO ARE YOU NUMBER 3!?! I

    • Texas

      I love Austin.

    • Cthulhuspawn

      Is that dude kidding look at that!!!! It's a miracle of nature!

    • Chivemaster

      This is one amazing ass

  • Malkintosh22

    Ladies and Gentlemen of the Chivery,

    I am aware that this is an unorthodox comment. Much different from usual “look at numburr six, shes hawt” but for me – and I assume – many other Chivers, feel theChive is more than just a website, it’s a community. I have been Chiving since June 2010 myself and I feel that in those 10 months, I have developed a relationship with this community. It seems so hard to believe that I have only been Chiving for 10 months when so many pictures and great content has been posted. Nearly everyday, I come back to see what the latest post is. Sometimes I’ll even stay up to the wee hours of the night just to see one last post. The Chive satisfies more than just my teenage libido, though. As far back as I can remember, you’ve been posting thousands of hilarious photos to the Daily Afternoon randomness. The consistency of hilarity and punctuality is outstanding. So much has changed for me this year but the Chive has always been available. If I had to use two words to describe theChive, it would be “sexy”, and “awesome”. Nearly every post has been visited by me and I have had many laughs.

    And for that, we thank you.



    • equalizermax

      Get a life, you're spending too much with your computer…

      • Malkintosh22

        Yeah, probably. But don't try to pretend you're any better.

    • Jack

      You piece of shit.

    • Stafferty

      This is a great community, and much freindlier than the one I live in where the Judge ordered me to "introduce myself" to the neighbors. This site made my 10 hours in an office chair bearable for the last 22 months. CHIVE ON

      -Stafferty the Ginger Barbarian

      • Chris Hanson

        I always knew you were Pedobear.

        • Stafferty

          Well played with the Chris Hanson tag. It was actually public nudity. I took a Chipendales a la Chris Farley gag too far, and into public.

          • Nazz1962

            So now you're lumped in with all real sickos on the pedo-list, huh? That's our judicial system for you. Sorry to hear it man, sounds like you don't deserve to be on it.
            But anyway … #58 pan that camera down, paaaan down!

      • Malkintosh22

        I have noticed you in many comments ever since I started Chiving. I'll just say "we share similar opinions".

    • DildoDaggins

      Cum again?

    • Roclawzi

      I think what you were trying to say, Joel, was "First!" and you botched the spelling. Work on your spelling and typing skills in the future, please. Also, you were third.

      And don't try to appreciate what they do here, this was all a plan to get John into the Playboy Mansion so he could sneak a peek at the Hef's junk. It was an improbable plan, fraught with…well, no danger, but several insane inferential leaps that made so sense when they were conceived and less sense when they actually played out as expected.

    • Banned HGH

      I can honestly say I agree with everything you wrote. I've been a long time Chiver and just recently I wanted to tell the guys behind the Chive how much I look forward to Chiving every single day. I just wanted them to know that I appreciate what they have created here and that I can never get enough. As simply as I can put it, thank you and Chive on.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Billy-Schott/507335759 Billy Schott

      Tosh, your awesome. Come to Denver and hang out with me.

    • http://jameskruger.blogspot.com/ JAMESJ

      Very nice Mitchel.
      Very nice.
      Now how does this make you feel?

    • Joe

      + Mother fuckin' 1.

    • white_pickett

      Here, here!! I second ^

  • donnie mcjames

    reason number 874 to love the chive:

    a dead-sexy girl can get photobombed by a cat #32, #33

    • Carmine

      didnt notice the cat till now, that butt was tooooooo fantasstic

    • Lower

      And She's Aussie.

  • bettingonthecubs

    #67 good googly moogly

    • Adam

      GREAT googly moogly.

    • bootypatrol

      Too bad the shadow in the last pic doesn't match up with the ass. Someone else pointed that out in the comments and it definitely is photoshopped.

      • paulhitchcock

        Too bad the light source is coming from slightly behind her (see how the boob/nipple shadow is actually visible?); therefore, the shadow of her ass would be hidden from the camera by her actual ass. FAIL.

        • CagedElephant

          more then one light source?

          • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dan-Hewett/1136641496 Dan Hewett

            good lord guys… it's a pic of a hot chick not the Kennedy assassination… just oggle and move on

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  • Tits_McGee

    Beautiful as always Chivettes! Can't wait for #36

  • Random

    #62 – Great vid Lauren !!!

    • Sheenfaced

      La-uren! La-uren! La-uren! La-uren! La-uren! La-uren! La-uren! La-uren! La-uren!

    • Chelsea

      Congratulations Lauren! Even if you don't go for it that's one hell of a compliment!

    • Opinion

      Also, don't pose for Playboy. It may open a couple of doors for you, but it will surely close some good ones, too. Playboy is on the way down, and it isn't as respected as it once was. Don't get on a sinking ship.

      • http://thelaurengentile.wordpress.com/ Lauren Gentile

        Thanks for your insight and I completely agree with you!

        I have pretty big plans for the future with a career in government so posing for Playboy is not going to be a wise decision. I'm shooting for a few other companies so I'd rather just stick to swimwear and lingerie, keeping it as classy as possible. I decided a few days ago that I will not be posing for Playboy pretty much for the reasons that you mentioned – it's not a stepping stone but a destination, like another Chiver stated. πŸ™‚

        • Zeppp

          Wise choice, pretty lady!

        • Maynard B.

          Well, it's always good to leave something to the imagination, it just deepens our fascination with you. And yes, with a future at the Fed level, you probably don't want that haunting you.
          Oh, and thanks for the vid, you even have a sexy voice!

        • ClariseStarling

          Good call.

          • John

            Agreed. Good call. You will be working for people my age for the next few years, and anything to do with Playboy would pidgeonhole you in their minds. Also, as a veteran of the DC modus operandi, I would encourage you to keep your personal life to yourself. Be a drone until the right opportunity knocks. The DC bureaucracy is not kind to innovators or thinkers. Unless you see the chance to move both up and out then keep a low profile. And never, never accept so much as a free lunch from anyone. There is no such thing as free in Del Centro.

            • http://thelaurengentile.wordpress.com/ Lauren Gentile

              That's phenomenal advice and I'm glad that I checked this post one final time, only to stumble upon your insightful words. Thank you for your honesty and your wisdom.

              It's one thing to have family and friends say "No, Playboy will ruin your federal career goals", but it's certainly another to have someone familiar with a similar (presumably) line of work advise against it as well. I have been told by many of my past colleagues that no matter how creative or free-thinking you may be, it does not have a place in D.C., and I fully appreciate and expect that to be the case. Thank you for sharing your experience and pointers with me!

              I do have a blog that has a bit of personal information on it (i.e. discussions of past events and things like that), but I try to keep it mostly censored since I know Uncle Sam and his mother's brother's sister's uncle can see all that I have to write. Hopefully modeling (non-nude) and things such as a blog won't kill my chances… that would be quite devastating….

              But, regardless, thank you again for your advice! It certainly is deeply appreciated. πŸ™‚

              • John

                You are quite welcome. I like to see bright people get ahead, and our government could certainly use some more bright people like yourself.

                I would have to disagree about creativity and free-thinking not having a place in DC, but finding that place and insulating yourself enough to make your ideas work is not for the timid. Given that you are both bright and beautiful, you will find a host of petty enemies in your path no matter which way you turn, so I will assume you are not timid. I would recommend The 48 Laws Of Power as a must-read before you descend into DC. Also, think very carefully about who you put down as a reference on your SF86, especially if you are trying for SCI, or some other SAP. They will check out your references before they talk to them about you. When they run a moment of truth event on you, stick to your story. If you said on the SF86 that you don't do drugs then don't change your story when the first bit of presure is applied.

    • aleXTC

      god i love this girl

      • http://thelaurengentile.wordpress.com/ Lauren Gentile

        The feelings are mutual Alex. πŸ™‚

    • http://thelaurengentile.wordpress.com/ Lauren Gentile

      Good gracious do I want to give you all a hug right now. πŸ™‚

      THANK YOU!!

      • Lucky Guy

        Hug accepted.

      • Cthulhuspawn

        Woot! E-Hug!

      • StevenC

        Lauren is pretty much perfection!

    • OGspudBONE

      she is DISGUSTING just look at how long her fingers are BLAAAURRGGGHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • http://www.facebook.com/tristan.wagner2 riverjns1234567

      I love you Lauren, you can chive in bed with me anytime

    • ian

      Vid not working for me πŸ™

  • Adam

    #29 That Amazon water must have magical powers. She needs her own post! Stunning!

    • COCO

      She okay looking, needs makeup and then she will be sexy

      • Adam

        False. That mocha beauty needs no artificial help.

    • yomamma

      there are many more where she came from

    • http://www.facebook.com/Managua.Green Miguel Ruvalcaba

      My question is how I can sleep with her?

    • ranD

      i really think the claim of that being sent in by her is BS…. same bikini in both pics? we need PROOF this isnt some chubby kid in his moms basement just sending in pics he found on the interweb…

    • Mase 3D

      Flawless. The things i would eat out of her ass….

  • Rebecca Black

    We we we we SO EXCITED! It's Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday.

    Which seat do I take?

    • Jorge V.

      Are you friends with Paula?

      • Rebecca Black

        How dare you? Even I wouldn't stoop that low. Also, it's Friday, in case you missed it.

      • Paula_

        Hey! That's rude!
        Suck my http://j.mp/fKejQx

        No hug,
        – the one you love to hate

        • Becca Afro-American

          Get off my 15 minutes of fame, bitch!

        • Jules

          I will have to saw- the link was a pretty funny way to say that, Loled at it a little actually.

    • Rod Farva

      I'm going to punch-a-size your face… for free!

    • Steeb

      and you should get in a car with your other 13yr old friends and drive off a cliff πŸ˜€

    • NotaTrap

      You can take a seat under one of the back wheels….now allow me to put the car in reverse….

    • Dazilla

      i know a seat you can take, just let me know when your comfy so i can flip the switch.

  • panda's rock

    #25. WOW. oh, and i totally agree with Malkentosh22 ^^ up there. The chive has created a community that you can barely even describe to your friends. you have to be a part of it to even comprehend what's happening.

    and again, #25

    • TCUchiver

      I think autralia is beating everyone right now…but i still hold you Texan women first!!!

    • josh

      yea she is gorgeous….whole postworthy? i think so

    • truthiness

      UGH. Really? The chick who is full of photoshop is what is hot to the chivers? Come on people. Are we really going to fall for that shit again?

    • Jules

      I tried to explain to my friends what Chive was when they saw my Chivette shirt….Awesome, website, random, boobs and best ever were the only words I could find to explain this chive love.

  • equalizermax

    This will ruin my productivity again

    • COCO

      I can understand you. See all those ugly women in one post and kill your brain cells. I mean of those women look like men.

      • Don_Aguelo

        Dude, I think you dropped your penis.

  • Maury Povich

    I would tear up #51 six ways from Sunday…GOOD LORD GIRL

    • Who's The Father?

      Maury! Maury! Maury! Maury! Maury! Maury!

    • red stag

      Hey watch how you talk about my future ex-wife

    • Shogun


  • Urban

    #17 #29 This is why I love summer!


    #25 #51 WIN in my book.

    • dangerfield

      at least #51 doesn't look photoshoped.

      • FeeFeeG

        Thanks guys! <3
        I love #25 too!

  • Tits_McGee

    Nice pussy! #19

    • Cthulhuspawn

      this pic confused me at first and I didn't really know what she was going for?

  • D10

    #14 #15

    wow, gorgeous.


    SC needs more asian girls!!

  • MGWebbington

    Another bang up job ladies, thanks again…

    #36, they never had a chance against her…

  • Oasis

    #67 That is a sexy photo. Nice one!

    • COCO

      Flat butt = no sexy.

      • not working

        you're a fool – this girl is sexy as all hell

  • ROK247


    now this is some junk in the trunk i think we can all get behind!

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ricky-Nunez/697368676 Ricky Nunez

      /agree I'd like to see more Editor! =)~

    • http://www.facebook.com/tristan.wagner2 riverjns1234567

      #3 best booty EVER

  • Nude dude

    #25 she can "go down under" ANYtime on me

  • Jdazz

    Dear lord I love these girls, especially #56

  • Mike

    #14 #15 deserves her own post

    • http://www.thechive.com Azrrael

      I totaly agree….Chivette of the next week!! – vote submited

  • brad

    chivettes never let me down.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sean-Runge/1357676916 Sean Runge

    #40 marry me…"its 3 years salary on a ring, right?"

    • NerdyGapGirl

      awww you're too sweet! =D

  • Dunny_

    #27 damn…check out the trail of soft blonde hairs leading to the promised land…

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