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Chivette will remove an article of clothing for every 5 pounds Patty loses (3 Photos)

Mar 28, 2011

http://thelaurengentile.wordpress.com/ Lauren Gentile

Haha! That's so badass (both her outfit and what she's doing)!

BeccaB86

"Below you'll find the outfit Whitney won't be wearing much longer."

Sometimes just looking at the pictures doesn't suffice.

jimmy

her outfit is screaming, "why are your weekends not this epic!" can we get an explanation for why that particular ensemble? i mean, is that her tuesday?
Marco

get in on that!

Also – Get in on Playboy!
qwerty

GOD DAMN! LAUREN! I WANT YOU NAKED NOW! 🙂
CalculatedRisk

What I love is that the three letters that are unobstructed on her shirt are D.A.R.

Intentional… unintentional… either way, a win 🙂
Jorge V.

Let's set some more rules just to have a fair play feeling about it
I'll give you the first one:

– Helmet shouldn't count as a clothing piece
kORD

If every woman was like her, we could wipe out the "obesity epidemic".

ss396maxx

Go Patty Go Patty! Wow I'm even more behind you dropping the weight now then I was before. (and I was pulling for before)

http://www.facebook.com/will.moog Will Moog

You are gonna be "pulling" more and more as the photos start coming in.
RandomGuy

Lol, I hope he doesn't feel TOO pressured. Good luck Pat. I wish the guy had said 2 articles per 5 pounds though…this is weight loss we're talking about. It will be a while before we see Whitney's panties.

MigraineBoy

C'mon Patty! Lose 100 pounds in stead of 45! We might needs some extra Chivettes.

Urban

only 30 pounds and we should be able to see her naked. And Chive, you better show it all.

bramslob

+100 ! And Patty.. for the love of God: Go for it. Do it for us chivers ! 🙂
kiwypedia

Patty… for the love of God… (…and for the happiness of our eyes) you have to reach the helium's density!
Zack

That beer helmet better not count as an article of clothing!!

dasuperfan

she better not have like ten freaking wife beaters and twelve pairs of underwear on underneath all that or i'll just have to shoot myself

ebthekid

rules are rules…6 articles will be taken off if Patty boy can start sweatin to some oldies with richard simmons

RufioRufioRuFi

Patty, STOP EATING ANYTHING!!! Kidding, but damn.
xXbeermonkeyXx

patty, dude, you're not doing this for yourself, now you're doing this for all of us! and if needed, we will all go there, strap you to a dogsled and whip you until you made us watch enough of whitney, capice?
cheers, beers
mullie

Perhaps we can convince Lauren Gentile to drop her clothes as well ??
Might be making it even more worthwile.

http://thelaurengentile.wordpress.com/ Lauren Gentile

I could probably be convinced if it meant helping Patty's heart… 😉

Henrik

I bet it'll help him… A lot!
Anonymous

It does :).
http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Arabian/786440649 Chris Arabian

Yay such a trooper Lauren!!! Hey, we should have a special "Motivate Patty" edition of the Chivette's Among Us!!!

**Sigh** I luv the Chivettes. I admit it. I luv em.
Mark

You're so kind Lauren. And you look pretty hot, so I'm fully supporting you supporting patty…wait, that sounded confusing – please also join the cause!
ENGINENO99

sold?

xXbeermonkeyXx

scientifically, beer can be used as an energy drink. it has enough minerals to replenish the muscles. it can become part of his diet, right patty?
cheers, beers

http://jameskruger.blogspot.com/ JAMESJ

LOL
OK….Drink your energy drink.
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Charles

Patty you fat fu*k! you better get busy losing that weight! and yes that was the most supportive and gentle way i could of expressed that.
pjsupremex

this is the greatest "carrot before donkey" motivation ever. I swear to god Patty, you better not be a Patty on this one.
tits for fat

Patent this as a reality show concept and overthrow the aptly named Biggest Loser from tv. That show is stupid, but tits for fat is awesome!

http://thelaurengentile.wordpress.com/ Lauren Gentile

Genius idea! And with a name like that the world would drop everything and tune in. 😉
Ryan Seacrest

tits for fat… hmmm, I like it. It's got a ring to it. someone get on the horn with network about this one!

Rod Farva

Listen Patty, I understand the amount of pressure you are under now that the happiness of the entire Chive Nation rests solely on your shoulders. So, I want you to take a deep breath, relax, and stay focused on your goal. Of course, that goal is too loose a crap ton of weight and get that chick as naked as the day she was born!!! DO IT NOW!!!!
Anonymous

Socks + pants + sweater + shirt + bra + underpants = 30 lbs. Whitney, no cheating please.

jimmy

your math is so on point. you just derived the equation for happiness, and it equals thirty pounds. who knew?
Ken

Patty is to lose 35lbs, but it's still equals out because you forgot the beer hat.
Charlie Brown

Helmet + SockA + SockB + ShoeA + ShoeB + Sweater + Shirt + Pants + Bra = 45

Mick

Somebody get that man an 8-ball
http://www.facebook.com/hirebrad Brad Barker

Chivers would like to request a 24X7 webcam on Patty so we can monitor his behaviors please!!

aosux

Also Whitneysouth! In fact, forget about the webcam for Patty because we will see his progress through Whitneysouth's undressing.

Tofu_Ninja

Surely there is another fat guy working at TheChive?
He could be Laurens guy?

Chad

I wanna see Patty in one of those tin foil sauna suits running laps by the end of the day. The Chive office should be pumping Survivor's Greatest Hits album.

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