• http://thelaurengentile.wordpress.com/ Lauren Gentile

    Haha! That's so badass (both her outfit and what she's doing)!

    • OldBoy

      I bet she's going to wear 46 sweaters.

      • BeccaB86

        "Below you'll find the outfit Whitney won't be wearing much longer."

        Sometimes just looking at the pictures doesn't suffice.

    • jimmy

      her outfit is screaming, "why are your weekends not this epic!" can we get an explanation for why that particular ensemble? i mean, is that her tuesday?

    • Marco

      get in on that!

      Also – Get in on Playboy!

    • qwerty

      GOD DAMN! LAUREN! I WANT YOU NAKED NOW! 🙂

    • CalculatedRisk

      What I love is that the three letters that are unobstructed on her shirt are D.A.R.

      Intentional… unintentional… either way, a win 🙂

    • Jorge V.

      Let's set some more rules just to have a fair play feeling about it
      I'll give you the first one:

      – Helmet shouldn't count as a clothing piece

    • kORD

      If every woman was like her, we could wipe out the "obesity epidemic".

      • ENGINENO99

        shoot, i dont even know her but im inspired

  • ss396maxx

    Go Patty Go Patty! Wow I'm even more behind you dropping the weight now then I was before. (and I was pulling for before)

    • http://www.facebook.com/will.moog Will Moog

      You are gonna be "pulling" more and more as the photos start coming in.

    • RandomGuy

      Lol, I hope he doesn't feel TOO pressured. Good luck Pat. I wish the guy had said 2 articles per 5 pounds though…this is weight loss we're talking about. It will be a while before we see Whitney's panties.

  • MigraineBoy

    C'mon Patty! Lose 100 pounds in stead of 45! We might needs some extra Chivettes.

    • Urban

      only 30 pounds and we should be able to see her naked. And Chive, you better show it all.

  • bramslob

    +100 ! And Patty.. for the love of God: Go for it. Do it for us chivers ! 🙂

  • kiwypedia

    Patty… for the love of God… (…and for the happiness of our eyes) you have to reach the helium's density!

  • Zack

    That beer helmet better not count as an article of clothing!!

    • dasuperfan

      she better not have like ten freaking wife beaters and twelve pairs of underwear on underneath all that or i'll just have to shoot myself

      • ebthekid

        rules are rules…6 articles will be taken off if Patty boy can start sweatin to some oldies with richard simmons

    • Ben

      Beer Helmet needs to stay on the entire time.

      • Clint

        Agreed…… beer helmet is last thing to go

  • RufioRufioRuFi

    Patty, STOP EATING ANYTHING!!! Kidding, but damn.

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    patty, dude, you're not doing this for yourself, now you're doing this for all of us! and if needed, we will all go there, strap you to a dogsled and whip you until you made us watch enough of whitney, capice?
    cheers, beers

  • mullie

    Perhaps we can convince Lauren Gentile to drop her clothes as well ??
    Might be making it even more worthwile.

    • http://thelaurengentile.wordpress.com/ Lauren Gentile

      I could probably be convinced if it meant helping Patty's heart… 😉

      • Henrik

        I bet it'll help him… A lot!

      • Anonymous

        It does :).

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Arabian/786440649 Chris Arabian

        Yay such a trooper Lauren!!! Hey, we should have a special "Motivate Patty" edition of the Chivette's Among Us!!!

        **Sigh** I luv the Chivettes. I admit it. I luv em.

      • Mark

        You're so kind Lauren. And you look pretty hot, so I'm fully supporting you supporting patty…wait, that sounded confusing – please also join the cause!

      • ENGINENO99

        sold?

  • BSS

    Somebody sew Patty's mouth shut.

    • kiwypedia

      XD

  • jakehuber

    God I love this site

  • mcsgwigga

    Three simple words "Come on Patty"

    • Martin

      3 simple words, 1 disturbing sentence.

      • mcsgwigga

        haha – I see what you've done there . . .

  • cantcme

    Time's a wasting Patty – get on that treadmill!

  • http://jameskruger.blogspot.com/ JAMESJ

    Very cool Whitneysouth.
    And get HEALTHY Patti.
    PUT DOWN THE BEER!
    #1
    Lauren……How about you have to 'moon' us if he looses all his weight?

    • xXbeermonkeyXx

      scientifically, beer can be used as an energy drink. it has enough minerals to replenish the muscles. it can become part of his diet, right patty?
      cheers, beers

  • Charles

    Patty you fat fu*k! you better get busy losing that weight! and yes that was the most supportive and gentle way i could of expressed that.

  • pjsupremex

    this is the greatest "carrot before donkey" motivation ever. I swear to god Patty, you better not be a Patty on this one.

  • tits for fat

    Patent this as a reality show concept and overthrow the aptly named Biggest Loser from tv. That show is stupid, but tits for fat is awesome!

    • http://thelaurengentile.wordpress.com/ Lauren Gentile

      Genius idea! And with a name like that the world would drop everything and tune in. 😉

    • Ryan Seacrest

      tits for fat… hmmm, I like it. It's got a ring to it. someone get on the horn with network about this one!

  • Rod Farva

    Listen Patty, I understand the amount of pressure you are under now that the happiness of the entire Chive Nation rests solely on your shoulders. So, I want you to take a deep breath, relax, and stay focused on your goal. Of course, that goal is too loose a crap ton of weight and get that chick as naked as the day she was born!!! DO IT NOW!!!!

  • Anonymous

    Socks + pants + sweater + shirt + bra + underpants = 30 lbs. Whitney, no cheating please.

    • jimmy

      your math is so on point. you just derived the equation for happiness, and it equals thirty pounds. who knew?

    • Ken

      Patty is to lose 35lbs, but it's still equals out because you forgot the beer hat.

    • Charlie Brown

      Helmet + SockA + SockB + ShoeA + ShoeB + Sweater + Shirt + Pants + Bra = 45

  • Mick

    Somebody get that man an 8-ball

  • http://www.facebook.com/hirebrad Brad Barker

    Chivers would like to request a 24X7 webcam on Patty so we can monitor his behaviors please!!

    • aosux

      Also Whitneysouth! In fact, forget about the webcam for Patty because we will see his progress through Whitneysouth's undressing.

  • Anakrusix

    You should invite more chivettes to do the same.

  • Sanman

    Am I glad whitneysouth isn't whitneynorth!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Arabian/786440649 Chris Arabian

    OMG Patty YOU CANNNNN DOOO EEEEEEET!!!!! There has to be a plastic Surgeon who is a fan of the Chive who will do Lipo for Patty for free!!!

    Stay away from the carbs Patty, no more donuts or fast food. Get the P90X or Insanity DVD's and work your butt off!!! It's for your own health more than anything dude. Your own health, because I get this feeling if you don't lose weight, you are going to have a lot of angry Chivers looking for you lol. By the way, would it help if Lauren also went in on the deal? Mind you the original Chivette is more than attractive enough but imagine the motivational factor with her and Lauren together!!!

    Lauren pretty please could you throw your beer hat in the ring too?

    • Tofu_Ninja

      Surely there is another fat guy working at TheChive?
      He could be Laurens guy?

  • Chad

    I wanna see Patty in one of those tin foil sauna suits running laps by the end of the day. The Chive office should be pumping Survivor's Greatest Hits album.

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