Smiling Chivettes, submit your photos!

Nothing beats a great smile. We’re bringing back a lot of things by popular demand this week. Shay Maria tomorrow and our Smiling Chivettes on Friday. Our first Smiling Chivettes was one of our most popular posts ever. If you haven’t seen it, here you go. So grab your camera and a smile, Chivettes. Here’s what to do:

AWESOME INSTRUCTIONS: Grab your camera (phone) and write ‘Hi Chivers’ on a sign or some part of your body (be as creative as you like). Then use our handy-dandy upload page to send pics to thechivesubmit [at] gmail [dot] com and collect internet fame. Let’s have some fun this week. Above all: Be Creative!
Chive On!


p.s. – If you’re a first-time Chivette on the fence of submitting, it’s time to take the leap. Do it for your country!

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  • Picard_

    Yes, please do submit your smiling faces!

  • Admiral Ackbar

    One of the best things about the Chivettes is their smile.

  • Cube of Ice

    You know it ain't no stoppin all tha doggs I'm droppin
    It's Friday [afternoon] so [the chivettes] is poppin.
    I got skin lets spin on da hand,
    So let tha [sexy chivers] begin.
    Yakity yak don't jump back or its on,
    Callin up [Lauren] on tha car phone.
    [Cube of Ice] just [getting close to getting] out of [work],
    Rollin through tha hood in his super sport reppin [The Chive].
    Eighteens got tha rearview mirrors vibratin,
    And [Daily Afternoon Randomness].
    You know how we do it,
    Ain't nuttin to it [like a boss],
    Overcrowdin [the latest GIF post].
    'Cuz if ya fuck wit ours,
    We leave [comments],
    Out of G ride cars,
    Livin like [Chivers].
    Might hit tha highway,
    On [the Internets] run fool 'cuz its Friday.

    • ssf

      You've managed to be lamer than that song.

      • JohnQ

        can you do any better? No? Than STFU!!

  • BloodScrubber

    I think Websters should define a Chivette as: A woman who intrigues, yet teases. Smiles innocently, yet lip bites like no other. Protects her privacy, yet shares herself with the world.

    The world needs more Chivettes.

    Chive on.

  • Durrr


    • Carlos

      prove it

      • Durrr


        As for military Chivettes, there have been a few.

        • Carlos

          So it has not been done, the reason I why asked chive to do it. If you read my comment and I quote "Chive, I think you should do military chivettes! I think its time every one sees the beautiful woman who serve their country" I did not ask for random pics of girls in uniform, I asked for military chivettes.

          Thank you sir, have a nice day!

          p.s no wonder your name is Durr

          • Durrr

            Wow, what an asshole.

            • Carlos

              You are right I did come off as an asshole. You tried to help, and I was a dick. I apologize.

              CHIVE ON!!!

  • ssf

    Write "Chivers" on your hand or GTFO. In other words, 40 year old men, please don't pull images off the web and write in the corner using Microsoft Paint "Hi Chivers".

    • WoogyMonster

      True dat.

    • http://thelaurengentile.wordpress.com/ Lauren Gentile

      Hopefully a written sign works as well. But I do agree: it's more of a Chivette 'thing' to physically write it on your skin or a piece of paper (or something) than it is to just add it to a picture in Paint.

      • LonelyAirman

        It will surely come as no surprise to you, but I am looking forward to seeing your smiling face on Friday's post, should the gods of TheChive indulge that desire of mine (shared, no doubt, by many another Chiver).

        • http://thelaurengentile.wordpress.com/ Lauren Gentile

          Thank you "Airman". 😉

          And I still can not get over how beautifully you write, both via email (which I have received and will reply to once the dust of school and work and just…everything…subsides), and via your comments. You really have such a gift for words, and by proxy, critical and deep thinking, as you have never said anything less than what comes from the heart and mind. 🙂

          • LonelyAirman

            At the risk of annoying others with our off-topic,sappy conversation…

            My writing would be for naught, did I lack an appreciative audience. And you have been nothing but kind, supportive, and honest; in other words, you have simply been your genuine self in your communications with me. I could wish for nothing more!


  • ClariseStarling

    Smiling Chivettes > finding forgotten $20 bill in jeans pocket

  • https://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    Chivette from Az………..(so am I, giggity) Bring your A game tommorow and make Matty proud!!

  • Dante

    Submit your beautiful smiles…it's what makes you ''the girl next door''…it's what we love the most about chivettes….make our friday once more….

  • Mike

    Chivette from AZ might be my fav of all time

    • Johnson Fitswell

      Kayden Love
      Google it (NSFW)

  • metalcool36

    Nothing beats a great smile on a pretty face 🙂

  • http://www.lazythekid.blogspot.com LazyTheKid

    Can we get some full on laughing smiles? Nothing's hotter than a Chivette who's caught in a great baff of laughter.

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    John, have you heard of Red Shirt Friday?
    I've been wearing a red shirt every Friday in support of our troops, past & present, for the last 4.5 years.
    Wouldn't it be awesome, since Smiling Chivette is on Friday, if the sexy Chivettes submitted their smiling pics while donning a revealing red shirt in support of the men & women in our armed forces?
    Just an idea is all. http://www.redshirtfridays.org/troop_supporters.h

  • Anonymous

    Savannah Georgia, USA Earth Hey all or you all now that this yankee from up north is tutning into a southern rebel.!! Ya Ha jonnny reb Ha ha LOL Dig this site love me some Chivettes so hot I want to join up , they look good toating those m-16 rifles around my kinda of woman Lock and load baby Ill give you a big load Ha ha peace outt Brothers &Sisters

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