Sooooo…. you got drunk last night (29 Photos)

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  • n1ghtstalker

    I am always so glad when I get to the bottom of these drunk posts and find that there are no pictures of me!!

    • Chiver

      #4 classic. So much fuck the what going on.

  • eh?

    This sh*t is childish. C'mon chive, grow up.

    • eh?

      Got 4 thumbs down so far. Let's never act like getting wasted is a bad idea. Let's celebrate it and laugh. Sh*t, was I born too so long ago that getting blasted was actually NOT GOOD for people. LOOK YOU 19-YEAR-OLD-ASSHOLES, YOUR TIME GETTING WASTED IS BETWEEN U & UR FRIENDS. IT'S NOT TO BE ENCOURAGED BY LARGE GROUPS.

      • xXbeermonkeyXx

        i dont know about that man. some people make drinking a way of living and they are pretty damn cool because of it.
        in other news: old man tries to troll a chive gallery comment section and gets no respect for it. word.
        cheers, beers!

        • eh?

          Damnit, I should have used a keyword….like troll

          • eh?

            Im trolling because I am #16

            • dude

              hahahahahahahaha….shit, this place is full of kids

        • Anon

          Those aren't "some people." They are called alcoholics dude.

        • YouSoStupid

          That makes sense – "some people make drinking a way of living". Good argument

        • Migraineboy

          you're an idiot.

      • ryan

        there, their, and they're

      • xXbeermonkeyXx

        so basically you are always the designated driver, right? late into the night, people remember you exist so they call you out. at that moment you take your boyfriend c***k out of your mouth and you go service someone else, like the good bitch that you are.
        god i wish i had you or someone like you at my parties. you are cool, dude
        cheers, beers!

        • fuzzybeard2016

          I prefer to be the designated drunk.

        • Migraineboy

          the winner.

        • McBeastie

          The people pictured above are having a good time. You're an asshat who puts himself on a pedestal for never drinking. You suck. I prefer the middle path…I drink responsibly and I drink good stuff. Being high and mighty about never touching a drop just makes you a tool, or a mormon…or both. I believe you when you said that you had your dick in some anorexic girl at those parties. I just don't believe that she was conscious at the time.

          • vladik87

            THAT'S why he's the driver. "I'm taking you home Jessica; where do you live? Jessica? You awake? No? Alright! Looks like a quick stop by the woods is in order."

          • xXbeermonkeyXx

            make me look like a douche? then why did you fail even at that?
            i regularly puke myself from alcohol and dont need any self-righteous, preachy, high-on-his-horse, sour and lonely idiot like you to make it out better than how i started. the world of booze is way better without guys like you, thats why theres a minimum drinking fee.
            cheers, heavily drunk beers! wooohooo!!

          • McBeastie

            "I don't put myself on a pedestal"

            "I saved a few lives in my time"

            What a crock of shit.

      • Johnny Sixarms

        Shut up, asshole.

        • MacNCheesePro

          Yeah! Shut up dude!

      • vladik87

        Dude, get over yourself — you suck.

        • MacNCheesePro

          I know! Right?!?!

    • Teeph

      Get over youself and STFU. Thanks a bunch.

    • reesty

      what a cunt

  • Barney

    I don't get drunk. If i somehow should get drunk I just stop being drunk and be awesome instead!

  • pmutter

    cant wait to go to easter church hungover…

    • ogre

      shouldnt y,all be on mormon chat.

  • Travis Bickle

    What's up with Robert De Niro in #18?

    • DCMOFO

      Sounds like the making of a great story.
      …….. so uh……. you remember pulling out your gun last night?

    • http://twitter.com/ElBoberino @ElBoberino

      That jackass has terrible trigger discipline.

  • MigraineBoy

    #4 And not a single fuck was given…

  • Bill

    #16 could be worse….could be #23

    • mikey

      Paula is gonna hurt that guy

      • Rheagan

        fuck Paula!

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #13 WTF where they drinking to get in that state? where can i get it?!?

    • Melanie

      There is a whole lot of Herping and Derping going on in this shot!!!!!

    • FlyingSpagMonst

      Just full of FAIL.

    • LeonardoB

      Disco Biscuits I reckon

    • fibonacci5150

      are pictures like this an art? I think its an art to capture images like this.

    • http://theanisette.com Daris

      The elusive "Nuclear Photo Bomb".

    • Admiral Ackbar

      Zombies! They're real

  • lutjiano

    I dont get drunk, I get awesome!

  • BDR529

    #16 His friends are laughing, but they aren't getting any…

  • Wade Wilson

    #24 More cups = easier to sink it…which means you clearly suck. Beer in cups instead of water = clearly- you are amatures. I hope you like the taste of floor in your beer, kids. Not to mention all the other fun stuff that's going to find it's way from the ball to the beer to your stomach.

    • Anonymous

      Yea, the point of making a cup is to make them drink. If you're just going to sip a beer while throwing a ping pong ball into water there's no point. They may be "amatures" (amateur) but at least they aren't a wuss afraid of floor taste.

      In other words, go away troll.

      • Justin

        There's also a thing called a wash cup…so you don't taste "floor" and if you're so afraid of the taste of a floor, you shouldnt be in a frat

    • kodakkid

      I don't know why you need the cups I just drink to excess anyway

    • Jak

      You sound like the biggest pussy ever. It's probably not that cool to party wth you. You and eh? should hook up and blow each other.

  • Picard_

    Haha,funny. Happy Zombie Jesus Day Chivers!

    • Spectre

      Love how people like Picard think they're being so cool dissin' JC. How about some Chive post of Muhammad cartoons while you're at it? Oh, don't have any balls for that shit…forgot.

  • chefrob73

    #24 EPIC!

    • nut

      Indeed epic. Fuck you Reilly

    • Acdc

      Don't understand why this warrants an "EPIC" – it's like three times as many cups as usual. EPIC doesn't mean anything on here anymore – EPIC in like the new normal. Boring.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Luke-Evans/100000599920818 Luke Evans

    #5 for a brief second I thought this was an aerial shot of nuns standing in the shape of a man

    • Sean

      Thats real deep dude 🙂

  • #12 -- ripped off from bluntcard.com. Cropping others logos = not Chive like.


  • DCBizzle

    #13 maximum derp

    • Chubat

      Zombie Dance Party.

      • WestpalmP

        freebasing derp

    • Mike

      Never before have I wanted some photoshop whiz to zombiefy a picture so bad before.

  • Recent Graduate

    Not sure why all these geezers are bashing college kids for partying…its the only 4 years of your life where its encouraged and a societal norm.

    • kodakkid

      you are right and I will be telling my son to enjoy it while he can

      • Trayvone

        Then his 4 years will become 6

  • BlindMelon

    #28 not drunk, the dumbass locked his knees and passed out

    • bloop-d-doop

      probably drunk the night before, knees locked or not if your hungover on parade the odds are bad.

    • HollarPeenYo

      Perhaps he did both… and thus was owned by gravity?

    • leotris

      Could also be from standing in the sun for hours in a bear skin hat.

  • Nate

    Awesome post. On a side note any mobile users HATE these damn bing popup video ads?

  • http://twitter.com/Tarragonist @Tarragonist

    Aww little Megz #11, you're so clean that you can't even make a mess. That bathroom is spotless!

  • JennySchecter

    #4 Find her! (But better hurry).

  • Apocalypse_Now

    Some of these can't end well…

  • chrisdg74

    #21 – Come on Grandma. Keg-stand! Keg-stand! Your artificial hip should be good for it.

  • jimbee89

    #4 #9 #16 Been there before

  • Signal_Lost

    #27 "What the hell? I fought for this country! The least you can do is get some proper strippers, not your sister and her ugly friends. You're an idiot – you know your mother dropped you as a baby, right? All I know, not a single fuck will be given tonight."

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