• John

    As the story goes I thought I'd put out a call for Chivettes on Tuesday. Bob pointed out that I'd dropped the ball on that. So the call-out didn't go live until Thursday. The Chivettes didn't hesitate. Their collective machine-gunning of my inbox last night is a testament to how amazing our Chivettes really are. These girls… they don't fuck around. Thanks again, Chivettes. Y'all really do rock.

    • Dylan

      Its cause we <3 tha Chive!

      • BGO

        Dylan, you honestly have one of the greatest asses of all time.

    • sniggi

      you forgot "first"

    • Eve

      no problem, John. when i saw the call-out my hand instinctively went to unbutton my blouse. never knew i had that in me. thx for that πŸ™‚

      – first timer <3

      • ChiverMeTimbers

        Eve which one is yours?

        • Eve

          still a bit shy for that but I fall somewhere between 47 and 55 πŸ™‚ I've always tuned in to the SC b/c love looking at the Chivettes. I think some of them like Dylan ^^ up there are amazing and wanted to dangle my toes in the water. i will do this again. there's something so completely exhilarating about all of it.

          • RufioRufioRuFi

            I'll be honest, this is one amazing post. Eve, whichever one you are between those pictures, you really are a sexy chivette!

            • Danger Pat


          • ChiverMeTimbers

            Well we certainly ALL appreciate your submissions, and we will respect your relative anonymity.

            Even if you didnt make the post your should feel good about yourself. But since you did it should be a great confidence boost to you.

            One thing I learned from swim team is that its better to just Dive In then dangle your toes. Embrace what you have, and if anyone gives you greif…sluff it off or send them to me.
            πŸ˜‰ Thanks again

          • That Guy

            i'm guessing #51 cause you mentioned unbuttoning your blouse. you are a goddess amongst us men just for submitting any of them. feel good that any those could be you and we'd all be asking for MOAR!

      • ????

        i'm going to say eve is #51

      • ????

        i'm going to guess eve is #51. am i close?

        • HillBilly Bone

          I have to agree……makes perfect sense! Beautiful regardless!

    • Jaime

      Thank you, lovely Chivettes. You make my week!

    • ????

      maybe it is because i'm old or have my head in house repairs but damn #10 has a nice closet.

      • aosux

        That's not all she's got

      • Jerkoff

        You might be on the wrong site. I think you need to close the door to your closet.

    • Chom

      My first time as a chivette πŸ™‚ Thanks for posting my picture. I think my husband loves me more now.

      • ChiverMeTimbers

        Now Chom…Which one are you… #29?

        • Chom

          No #3

          • ChiverMeTimbers

            Laaaady in Reeeed!!!!
            Very Nice your husband is a lucky man!
            Thank you for your submission

    • neo

      this gallery should be called "there are horny chivettes among us"
      it's time for all the girls to tell it like it is; "me so hooorrrrny"

    • adamcoasttocoast

      You rock, John

    • Professor Zing

      Ever think of a "NSFW" version of it? For those who feel very risque and dangerous? Call it "After Chive-few". Like "After Curfew". Play on words and such. Of course it would include a birthday validation or some kind of "Chive User Account" that has birthday validation attached with a Terms Of Use to allow for it/protect yourselves.

      Just sayin'. It's an idea of the Chivers', with the Chivettes, for the Chivers.

      That didn't rhyme, but it still sounds awesome because of what it implies.

    • LindsaySD

      Thanks for making friday a day where I cant stop smiling. Being a sexy chiver is such an honor. Thank you John!!!

    • Elle

      Didn't make it. πŸ™ Well, that's crushing.


    #57 That's my coworker!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Michel-Payette/776740181 Michel Payette

      Lucky bastard!

      • http://www.facebook.com/lalo.spain Lalo Teijeiro

        I second this. My god, she's a doll.

      • http://blog.eliotpearson.com Eliot


    • Bence Béky

      Good for you

    • Shawn

      then why dont you tell her thank you for us

      • HillBilly Bone

        A thanks is certainly in order.

    • Jeff

      and while you are at it, tell her MOAR please!

      • OMNOM


        LOVE the Face!

    • FlyingSpagMonst

      Does it in the butt.

    • shoestring30

      Ask her out, and challenge her BF if she has one

    • ROK247

      shit just got weird around your office

    • donparmesian

      you lucky SOB, she's soo damn sexy

    • SuperMonkey

      I'd like to buy her a house.

    • Nick

      Is she single, does she live in Colorado, and is she attracted to US Soldiers? …Cause I know I guy…

    • matt

      wow. I've known this girl since we were about 15. crazy to see. years later and still beautiful

    • JFrost

      Tell her the Chive wants MOAR!

  • mhunt

    #50 Wowza! I'm in love!

    • farscapestuey

      I'm grossed out!!

    • truthteller

      In love with bones ? Are you a dog ? Go home little doggy.

      • n1ghtstalker

        Dick or Dick above… STFU or GTFO!

    • Ahsan Chaudry


    • Ahsan Chaudry

      hi sexy girl

  • Random

    #63 MOAR plz !!

    • That Guy

      oh she'll send in more. the rest looks even better.

      • ChiverMeTimbers

        Can you Guarantee this?

        • That Guy

          consider it guaranteed.

          • ChiverMeTimbers

            Until Then….

      • Catalystika

        w00t! Don't play with our emotions now…

    • HillBilly Bone

      Yes. Yes please.

    • That Guy

      oh and her ass is on hump day from last week. https://thechive.com/2011/05/11/hump-day-powers-th… she is number 2.

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      Side boob galore and a hump to go with it.

      • ChiverMeTimbers

        That Guys On Point!

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Forrest-Herron/1287270554 Forrest Herron

      holy balls…

  • Er0cK85


    • Angry Kid

      Are these REAL girls fat enough for you, Chivers? LMAO.

  • https://www.facebook.com/christian.linenko Christian Linenko

    #7 Maybe I'll get this for my 2nd year anniversary.

    • Tigers Wood

      Who evers wife this is, it's time to be a hero for all of man kind and send in MOAR photos on Tuesday and Wednesday following Chive protocall (immediatly). Oh and thank you.

    • JTe


    • estew

      MOAR, good, god, man, MOAR!!!

  • Fur E. Bush

    22 out of 70. Poor job as a whole. and #53, nice flower placement.

    • lando

      get the fuck out of here and back to fantasy island, kid , this isn't the place for you

    • lil pink unicorn

      You sir have NO CLUE!

    • Average Chiver

      I disagree with you, therefor you suck. No exceptions.

    • Tigers Wood

      I bet you'd cream your pants if any of these girls even spoke to you. Get out of fantasy land where you beleive your the second coming of Burt Reynolds and morph back into your body in your mothers basement.

      P.S. What do 5 fingers say to the face? SLAP!

      • Kobe Bryant

        of course he comes from his mother's basement. he is a chiver after all.

    • Catalystika

      Everyone's entitled to their opinions. It doesn't mean they're correct though… heh. Kudos to everyone who made the Chivers day just a bit better. You all rock!

    • mieles01


  • data

    #17, #40, #50, #53 πŸ™‚

  • OwnerOfYou

    #70 giggety

    • FlyingSpagMonst

      A serious smoke show!

    • rdh014


    • B. Maynard

      meh, i'd shove it up her ass and give her a bad case of hemorrhoids.

      • OwnerOfYou

        Your face is a bad case of hemorrhoids!!!

    • LindsaySD

      No hemorroids please, but thanks for the nice words. πŸ™‚

  • Lucas

    they need to learn how to take better pictures…. regardless, nicely done chivettes once again!

    • That Guy

      your face is unflattering. i'd like to see you to post your flabby ass for others to judge. you'd cry yourself to sleep with some of the comments you'd get. you probably already cry yourself to sleep.

  • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

    thank you chivettes! you all rock! so beautiful

  • MigraineBoy

    I like # 15 very, very much…

  • FlyingSpagMonst


    • FlyingSpagMonst

      Oh yeah… And stay out of my country!

      • Mexican Chiver

        When you were about to die don't come to Tijuana por cheap health care asshole!

        • FlyingSpagMonst

          Don't you mean "FOR" cheep health care. God… Speak American.

          • AeroMace

            Seriously dude, do you HAVE to be such a cunt? Why call out this girl because you think "MEH?" She's fantastic, and if you can't appreciate the fact that she submitted then GTFO

            • Red

              go white-knight troll elsewhere.

          • one

            if you´re not a better looking girl than this and willing to submit…STFU

          • Joey

            Wait… did you just rip this guy for the misspelling of one word but you can't utter a decent sentence, you misspell and use ethnicity to denote language……. ( cheep? American?), thank you Sir, you have made your point…

    • Don_Aguelo

      Disrespect to chivettes will not be tolerated.

      Go stick some carrots up your mom's ass, douche.

  • mike

    love me some sexy chivers! beautiful as always

    • thesensibleone


  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sean-Runge/1357676916 Sean Runge

    #4 Is outstanding…more tattoo chicks please

    • tony

      i second that! more tattooed girl posts!! please!! πŸ™‚

    • Opp

      I third that!! MOAR tat girls pls

  • WoW

    #2, #54

  • ChiverMeTimbers

    AT LAST!!!!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

      it is the best part of the week

  • Justin Hall

    #61 Asians in pig tails are always in.

    • bull1123

      my thoughts exactly

    • Hater_Aid

      My thoughts exactly. When were pigtails out?

  • Whoops!

    What's on the bed in #11?

    • Anon

      sea lion

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Michel-Payette/776740181 Michel Payette

      A girl

    • HillBilly Bone

      We may not want to know……. wait…… maybe we do.

    • amrith777

      I'm thinking tingly sex lube maybe?

    • The_Skid

      travel site toiletries you perverts! lol

  • Davy


    Now that's a booty for the ages.

    • ChiverMeTimbers

      Dylan…Become a Fan…

    • Nina

      Dylan for Chivette of the Week!

    • nate

      that is quite possibly the best body i have ever seen!!! find her!

      • ChiverMeTimbers

        Its Dylan…

    • aosux

      The only time I don't mind waiting on my wife to do her hair is when she is dressed like that

    • Dylan

      Thanks! Happy Friday! <3 Lots of great looking Chivettes this week!

      • http://thugcity.tumblr.com ogdan

        if #18 is really you….. holy shit that's one of the nicest asses i've ever seen on here, or ever.

      • http://thugcity.tumblr.com ogdan

        not #18, #34

        • Dylan

          you had me confused there- but yes that is really me. πŸ˜‰

          • Ripple

            very nice!

          • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

            Dylan,you have the most beautiful smile

          • hapa_nerd

            Great pictures once again, Dylan! I love the smile and your hair color is absolutely beautiful πŸ˜€

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Michel-Payette/776740181 Michel Payette



    • Shawn

      #26 has a ton of sex appeal for sure

    • https://www.facebook.com/people/Danielle-Lynch/1409886601 Danielle Lynch

      Thanks for the love!

  • D10

    #31 #60 moar!

    • http://thelaurengentile.wordpress.com/ Lauren Gentile

      Agreed. #31 is breathtaking.

      • Tim

        Sadly, she almost looks uncomfortable in the second picture. She has nothing to look uncomfortable about. She is gorgeous. My vote for a Chivette of the week spread.

        • danny

          Just say she's hot. Don't get poetic about it.

      • danny

        You're hot too. Keep being awesome.

  • FlyingSpagMonst

    I would total B my L all over those T's.

    • Tigers Wood

      Ya, right after she S my D.

      • ????

        shaves your dog? if that is all you want from her i have bad news for you.

        • Tigers Wood

          No, no, no, right after she "Started my Dinner"

    • ROK247

      your post made me hungry and horny all at the same time

    • notracist

      Shut up, racist.

    • Ahsan Chaudry

      hi beautiful chast

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Michel-Payette/776740181 Michel Payette



  • http://youtube.com/kingeljen RICH EFFIN BLACKMAN

    #34 wow the benchmark

    • Steve Lee


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