Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

  • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Hellooooo darlings! It's time for… PMS. PMS? Paulas Monthly Suggestion.
    This months site is:
    >>> http://bit.ly/jb4lnD <<<

    Paulas review: In this community ranging from amateur to professional photographers you can view, critique and submit photos. If photography is your thing writing critiques and receiving critiques of others on your own photos will surely help you make better photos (be sure to also submit some to the Chive will you dear? <3).
    Paulas rating: **** (4/5)
    Please enter your comments and rating (max 5 *) below.

    – btw FIRRRST! Hur Hur

    • Emt

      keep up the good work Paula! I must say I´ve went from hating you to understand what you´re really doing and your commitment to trolling…


      – The one who loves to hate you

    • DoctorMauer

      You sux cox n' dix 😀

      • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

        hot tub time machine–epic

    • james

      die in a fire

    • panama99

      I prefer to review you…….waiting for photos

    • Bumblerbee

      Paula is a dude! No girl can write as clearly and succinctly as this. On a side note, I do enjoy the occasional troll-lo-lo-looo-looo. Keep it up.

      • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

        I'm also far more coherent than any woman… women usually just don't gave that gift.

        – the one you love to hate

    • Everyone on Earth

      You are one stupid fucking dumbass cunt.

    • Evelyn

      to long, didn't read. but dislike

  • Guest

    #5 The Triforce!

    • Captnjack

      Way to be, captain obvious…

      • Ddd

        not everyone knows…

        • pimpampet

          I still dont, the triforce? what is that?

          • Gzzelda

            It's a term from Zelda, Nintendo 64. It's a classic, but i's available through wii now…

            • Lenny

              The triforce was in the original Zelda for the NES. However that depiction of the triforce actually began on the legend of zelda a link to the past for the SNES. Nerd FTW!

          • jack

            Here, let me google that for you: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=triforce

            • bigdeal

              any person who visits the chive knows what the fucking triforce is.. understand sarcasm? im 12 yrs old, whats going on?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kyle-Shubert/100000681927439 Kyle Shubert

      I am so doing this.

  • tommybhoy

    #22 hahah brilliant

    • DrAlpaca

      What movie is it?

  • uest

    #4 Thats right we get drunk off of pancakes!

    • Flava

      Bitches be crazy…

    • yourmother

      sauce boss

    • wuzzman16

      needs bacon strips,
      and bacon strips
      and bacon strips

    • GK-4

      Next Time?
      We eat Rebecca Black

  • emt

    if THE BEAST himself is hiding your face must be because you´re f*cking ugly!

  • emt

    if THE BEAST himself is hiding your face must be because you´re f*cking ugly! #19

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      You don't call children ugly EMT.
      Chivers now you see what I have to put up with at vehicle accidents.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kyle-Shubert/100000681927439 Kyle Shubert

        As a fellow EMT, I'm just going to say that you shouldn't do that either, haha.

  • DoctorMauer



    • Sean

      is that really possible?

      • Vince

        I presume so, you' d have to lie down on your stomach, lock you're shoulders and walk backwards up the wall… Now try getting down without face-planting.

    • Ryan

      The first time I've been impressed with planking.

  • LarsfromNorway

    Paula, I hate the fact that you got the first comment… I sincerely hope you get molested by a homeless man

    • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

      You and me both. I always leave the door unlocked hoping for some surprise action.

      – they always try to get away once they see me though

      • DaveF

        C'mon Paula, think. Just change the locks so your doors lock automatically from the OUTSIDE. Hobo wanders in, shuts the door, sees you, scrambles to escape, but it's too late, he's trapped!

        Bonus: You'll be unable to ever leave your house again, and I can sleep better at night knowing that.

  • Your mom

    #4 Damn you Chive….I am so hungry now.

  • Cyberfunker

    Call me a freak, but I want to wet willy that wall…#2

    • McBeastie


  • 氣青強

    #8 A good reason to get bombed!

  • Evan Seiler

    #9 Pretty sure I've made something like this in Minecraft.

    • truth teller

      Pretty sure you will die a virgin.

      • You're Forever Alone

        That's something virgins say to make themselves feel better.

    • Jinkies

      Forever Alone 😉

  • 2857

    contemplative bear is contemplating


    • HUH?

      and momma bear said, "someone's been sitting in my chair!"

    • bear

      I had it all

  • Lower


  • Mr. Rushing

    #12 will never get old

    #16 FTW

    • Just Sayin'

      IF ONLY i was slapping him myself….. Cant wait to see Bayer tonight!

  • ThatGuy



    • Justin

      Kim Jong Il would stare at this for days

  • ThatGuy

    #19 LOL, gives a whole new meaning to the phrase 'Paw faced boys' haha.

    • marble

      wtf is paw faced boys…I've never heard of that.

      • ThatGuy

        Just a figure of speech.

        • Stevo

          that no-one uses?

  • Hero_ofthe_Day

    #6 Shit! That means I can't get that plate. Leave it to a Johnson County person to fuck over a Wyandotte County person lol

    • http://www.facebook.com/KevinIreland73 Kevin Ireland

      Leave it to Kansas to switch from a personalized plate per county to single plate for the entire state.

      • 93GT

        makes me wanna drive around and find it. i cant imagine there's that many orange jeeps around here.

        • Hero_ofthe_Day

          …and steal it.

    • TotallyNotAGeek

      It would be pretty awesome to see how many states TheChive can conquer like this.

  • Patrick

    #13 #7 Life imitating art?

  • Tim

    #21, is this picture from ipco wpg? Can anyone answer that?

  • blap

    Some how I feel good when seeing #12

  • saucypants

    #12 I'm gonna watch a quick three more.

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #12 gods i hate joffrey! hit him again!!!

    • 90sgamer

      Spoiler alert: You're gonna hate him even more in the 2nd season… 🙂

      • Waylon

        Yeah this is just the tip of the iceberg for his douchebaggery.

      • xXbeermonkeyXx

        dont waste your spoiler tags on me, ive already read all the books and am presently waiting eagerly for the new one… for over 3 years now!!! damn you GRRMartin, why u no write faster?

      • Just Sayin'

        I was hoping he'd be dead by the 2nd season… 😦 I may just go and get the books to find out, and that's saying something. I. NEVER. READ. BOOKS.

        • Stevo

          ^proud 'Merican, fuck books wait for the adaptation. It's why Christians in the South got louder after Passion of the Christ.

    • http://www.facebook.com/KaylaSmith43 Kayla Smith

      This may be a stupid question, but what is that?

  • bob


    • teh_shard

      Call me when you get "Spaceballs: The Flame Thrower" and we'll talk about childhood achievements.

    • bigdeal

      hell yes!!!

  • Minion78

    #19 Epic poker face haha

blog comments powered by Disqus
Back to the top