It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (34 Photos)

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  • jerkstore_

    #1 Dude's Australian…

    • Christopher Bruce Archer

      And she's reportedly injured.

    • OldManChiver

      West Australian and we're very proud…

  • James

    #31 what a dick! bet he regrets that tag line!

    • ROK247

      in other news – kiki cook is LOOKIN GOOOOOD. find her.

  • Keith Piscitelli

    #32 challenge accepted…

    • McBeastie

      what challenge? you going to make out with your twin now or something?

      • Keith Piscitelli

        Whatever turns you on my friend…never tried to do the twin sister thing huh? Enjoy your mother's basement for the next 10 years.

        • ballstein

          challenge accepted…

        • everyone

          Hey Keith, see if you can slam anymore cliche's in the comments you retard. You are one of the biggest tools in here…"challenge accepted" hahahaha, what a fuckin loser you are. Please go hang yourself with your boyfriends belt.

        • GWRGET

          HAHAHAHA, my god you're a fucking tool…

  • yo yo ma


    It's already been debunked. They weren't kissing. He was just trying to find his watch in her vagina.

    • ROK247

      good luck my class ring has been lost in there for awhile now.

      • its_forge

        "Help me find my keys and we can *drive* outta here."

  • Canucklehead

    #1 Go Canucks Go. Next year

  • Azrrael

    Have a nice week everyone, #1

  • panama99

    Waiting for Paula's words of torment and disgust……

    • Paula_

      Feel free to get off your lazy ass and do some nagging and complaining yourself you parasite!

      – the one you love to hate

      • Firefighter23

        Get up and off dat thing…..doop doop dah better….something something lyrics to the song in my head

      • panama99

        Wow, so hostile and all for me. I feel so special. Glad to see that you're back. I was beginning to worry about you. You seem a little more agitated than normal it must be PMS or something…..well we can chat later.

        Love ya.

  • jason_in_pc

    #12 reminds me of my poor little cousin. its gonna be a rough life but he is fabulous enough to not let it bother him i guess.

    • Hater

      Gay…it runs in the family.

      • Hater

        I should know, my mom was also my uncle.

  • Kaars

    #29, The Olympics weren't enough, eh?

  • Greg

    #34…plan A is the gun or the food, i'm confused

    • Aeternus

      That depends if you're a necrosexual, Greg.

    • Why?

      Plan A is a romantic picnic. If that doesn't work go to Plan B.

  • Sharky

    #29 Vancouver: choking in game 7s and rioting afterwards since 1994

    • SharksSuck

      Funny coming from a SJ Shark fan

  • absolutcarcrazy

    #2 is awesome.

  • guy

    #18 is spectacular!!!! who is she?

    • ...

      Shes a whore who lifts her boobs to make them look bigger. 🙂

      • jeff

        she may be technically a whore because she does get paid to have sex. However her tits are huge and real. google it with safe search off.

    • testmemofo

      those are only real in the sense that they exist in reality "natural" and "real" are not the same thing

  • walkingtheriver

    #32 Damn right!

    • Mike


  • Picard_

    #1 At least someone in Vancouver scored on the road during that series…

    • Kelley

      well played good sir

      • GWRGET

        never thought i'd find it so damn annoying when everyone started treating each other with enough respect to refer to each other as "sir". SHUT THE FUCK UP, 'good sir'.

    • ruffestneckaround


  • M.L.K.

    #5 that's racist

  • PianoFingers

    #1 – really bad taste posting that pic with make out text. The girl was stabbed and lay bleeding, waiting for an ambulance. The boyfriend is with her, comforting her in her pain.

    • Ted

      …she actually had a fractured skull. But I totally agree it is in bad taste. WTF Chive?!?

    • dOOb

      you retard.. she was not stabbed, nor was she bleeding. She fell down when the riot police bowled her over. She was being a huge crying pussy, so her Aussie boyfriend kissed her to calm her down.

      stabbed and bleeding… Next your gunna tell me the "son of God" died on a cross to save us from our sins…

      • Chaos

        Wow, insulting religion. Aren't you mature and tolerant.

        • Neil Kay

          like religrous people are tolerant you mean? fuck religion.

          • Neil Kay

            religrous?! religous? fuck it.

    • Wayne

      She wasn't stabbed. She was just knocked over and hurt her leg. They're both fine now.

    • StarvinMarv

      that's baloney. She tripped.

    • windowlicker

      Who cares why she's laying there. You can see her panties!

    • Hater

      She tripped on Canadian tears and landed in a pile of Canadian pride. Her boyfriend was trying to pry her loose but instead they just lay there and blamed Americans.

      • panama99

        Well an american hockey team kicked thier Canadian Hockey teams ass and that caused them to riot……so in effect it's Bush's Fault!!!!

    • PianoFingers

      OK – my bad. I wasn't there, and I relied on rumors and hearsay.

  • newscot

    #11 "Obvisouly"?

    • kai

      glad somebody else noticed too x.x

    • Jack Tripper

      This calls for another motivational poster to be made.

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #24 wait, is $17 the net worth of those cards? *snort* i think youve been robbed, buddy. nothing but commons there

    • Paingwin

      no, there is a picture with a black guy showing off his money trying to look gangster, and all he has is 17 bucks. but also if you did pay 17 bucks man you got robbed.

    • bigdeal

      christ, i thought i was a fucking nerd. although i will i admit i looked up the worth of garbage pail kids cards…..

  • misschris

    #33 Deserves a "Challenge Accepted"

    • Hater

      So does your Hymen

  • USAFA_Cadet915

    #1, I LOLed haha South Park

  • MigraineBoy

    #1 with all being said about the riots in Canada I would like to point out that the girl has a great ass.

  • james

    #23 insert cock and ball joke

    • Dan

      insert cock and ball gag

  • grammarcop

    #24 Actually YOU'RE doing it wrong. Dumbass.

  • crazydog

    Canadians losing at hockey….I can see why they'd be rioting in the streets..that, and brian adams songs.

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