• danny

    Thanks to Brazil. Croatia, R2, the Bonaroo festival, and all you badass Chivettes this week

    #42, #80, #43, #34

    • Bo Stich

      #42 I have always had a fetish for Brazilian women living in Japan. I am going to buy the next ticket from New York to Japan. Please let me know where we can meet. I don't speak Japanese so please don't let me down. I should be in around 4am.

      • me!

        ahh i've seen you in the honch

  • warren


    It's Friday, Bitches



      • Kamps414

        Partying, Partying, YEAH!

        • Stalker

          Which bitch should I take?

    • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

      i wanna get mad at her for shredding a beloved Chive shirt, but… i cant help but think its an improvement in this case… CHIVE ON!!!

    • fcu

      If you live near Detroit, you've probably heard the "It's Friday Bitches" song, if not. http://www.reverbnation.com/artist/song_details/2

    • ABO

      Nice mound.

      • Vart

        Dylan just gets better looking every time πŸ™‚

      • TImTebow

        no shit that CT is seeeexxxxyyy

  • wztarheel

    #4 First of many times!

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jason-Morton/100000652435411 Jason Morton

      Let's hope it is not the last time!

    • equalizermax

      #4 made me remember my first time too

      • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

        made me reinvent my first time in my head…. o_O

  • mitter78

    #28 … you are definitely doing it right.

    • Brandon AnyZesty

      Costa Rica for the win. She's just further demonstrating Spanish women's dominance over all other races.

    • FlyingSpagMonst

      I would totally B my L all over your Ts.

    • TCUchiver

      Just got back from Costa Rica last night! I didnt see anything that nice….wish i could have found you!

    • Greg

      I wouldn't change a thing

    • http://twitter.com/josechvezc @josechvezc

      keep it coming!!

  • mipo2010

    Thumbs up for Lauren Gentile getting her own new post #77, #78 ——————>

    • Brandon AnyZesty

      It's OK, you can actually look at the camera and we won't be put off by it.

      • ????

        i know, whats so interesting thats going on over on the left?

      • http://twitter.com/soy_LG @soy_LG

        I thought that since I looked at the camera so often for my submissions….the elusive look would spice things up a bit. Going for the kinda' artsy look I guess. πŸ˜‰

        I'll take note though!

        • Brandon AnyZesty

          Let's be honest, men and women don't exactly look at your pictures for the art value. The effort does not go unnoticed, though.

    • One

      She's gotten one, or more, but one can never get enough LG!

    • https://www.facebook.com/rnail3 Rusty Nail

      Lauren, wasn't there 3 pics with this? πŸ˜‰

      • http://twitter.com/soy_LG @soy_LG

        There were actually about 10 but I put 3 on my Twitter, you sly fox. πŸ˜‰

    • http://www.thechive.com Sadie1182

      I second that motion!

    • Anonamau5

      This post has several girls that are not only hotter, but significantly less fake as well.

      • nick

        Drugs you. Are on. Realest Chivette out there

      • Dani

        How is she fake? Great personality, and body, and don't use PS or makeup, doesn't get more real..

        • its_forge

          Heh very few women go without any makeup, I'm sure she uses the little bit here, little bit there just like most gorgeous dames.

      • Napoleon C4


      • http://twitter.com/soy_LG @soy_LG

        Thanks for playing, but no. You must be confusing being a nice and sincere human being with 'fakeness', but it's perfectly understandable because trollvision does that to a person. I actually enjoy interacting with people, so if you want to label that as 'fake'…I'd much rather be that than whatever you call your grumpy self!

        • Brian

          It's 7:30am in Canada – and aren't you out west? Get to your beauty sleep and make Sunday a Funday!

          • http://twitter.com/soy_LG @soy_LG

            I'm actually an east coast gal (FL born and living in MA) but I had a LONG night of driving last night and have 10 hours left to go today so I unfortunately have to be awake right now. πŸ™ Chive is part of the morning ritual lol.

      • its_forge

        There is *nothing* fake about that marvelous bottom, sir or madam, so go take a flying leap at your Mom.

    • http://mydylan.tumblr.com/ Dylan

      Seconded! And Tripled many times Over!

      • mipo2010

        All in favor say I…

    • frrdrdr

      lauren really craves attention.

  • Wolfsburg00

    I need a Chivette gf! haha who's with me?
    Chiveon from South Denver!

    • 5280 Five

      Mile high five from a fellow South Denverite.

      • Wolfsburg00

        we're multiplying!

    • equalizermax

      I think Paula's still available

      • Wolfsburg00

        too new to chive to know them on a first name basis πŸ˜‰ lol

        • Snorgle

          Paula is a troll and equalizermax is a douche. Welcome to the Chive.

          • Wolfsburg00

            ha, thanks

            • thegza

              303… we def need some chivette love

              • http://www.thechive.com DistractedIndividual

                Repin' the 719 CS, CO! #30 πŸ˜‰

                • Wolfsburg00

                  ah! yes! they do have beautiful women in co!

                  • 5280 Five

                    Indeed we do. Must be the fresh air.

                    • http://www.thechive.com DistractedIndividual

                      I do believe it's in the water, Colorado water is the best I've ever had the pleasure of tasting:)

                    • 5280 Five

                      There seem to be a bunch of us on here. We could feasibly have an unofficial Chive meetup in Denver sometime?

                    • Wolfsburg00

                      im game. speaking of things in colorado, any of you going to the pike's peak hill climb? nothing like adrenaline, engines, and danger!

                    • rodan

                      Definitely game

  • Nina

    Once again, way to go Dylan! πŸ˜€
    #11 #12

    • Brad

      Do any other guys go crazy when girls lay tummy down, ass up like this? It's my favorite pose, drives me crazy…

      • Anonamau5

        FDAU is better, but #12 is still a big win.

        • Brad

          FDAU is okay, but the naughty inviting look on the girl's face is awesome…

          • bob

            and dat ass!

    • http://www.thechive.com Sadie1182

      Her sexy self is at #70 I think too! Way to go chick πŸ™‚

    • bull1123

      don't forget #70!!!

    • 12 Days of Dylan

      Seriously, how is she not in the calendar yet?!?! Worth the repost. #11 #12

    • http://mydylan.tumblr.com/ Dylan

      Thanks Nina! Have a wonderful weekend! πŸ˜‰

  • oX_Animal_Xo

    #11 and that means it's the BEST DAY OF THE WEEK! Thank you to all the Chivettes!

    Also, #20 Nice pic Des!

  • iowagirl

    #10 you drew me!! that is so awesome! you are an amazing artist.

    Chive on and keep drawing! πŸ™‚

    • bettingonthecubs

      Go Iowa!

      • iowagirl

        Finally some other Iowa fans on here! Oh and go Cubbies πŸ™‚

        • bettingonthecubs

          Lol I'm in california now. More iowa fans out there than you would think

    • http://mydylan.tumblr.com/ Dylan

      seriously great drawing!

    • petitefiction

      You were a wonderful subject to sketch! Thanks for the compliments and I wish I could have put the two together to be seen side by side but I couldn't figure out how. Anyway, chive on.

      • iowagirl

        Well thank you! I'm seriously in awe of this haha I bet the rest of your stuff is great too.

  • tommy boy


    Thanks for your service, and your weapons-grade tush

    • SweetDannyJ

      No shit! You could bounce a rocket off that thing.
      Great bum!

    • soslovie

      So glad to have been able to contribute to this list! Thank you everyone for your kind words, I keep my booty strong for 'Merica.

      • FreedomWin

        Stay save and don't be a stranger to Chive. MOAR please!

    • http://www.facebook.com/danielle.hoff Danielle Hoff

      Military Chivettes… We need our own post!!

  • nojoke420

    #6 All i can say is I fucking love this website. Chive on indeed.

    • Billy

      Me fucking too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Stalker

      Can we get a face to go with that awesome body??

    • Jesse

      MOAR # 6!!!

      • HoratioBoobles

        I agree. Good lord I love me some ginger

    • red

      Ginger, you are smokin hot.

    • the ginger

      thanks! it is my first time πŸ™‚

      • JFrost

        Ginger-god willing, not your last

      • Alister

        i must also submit my MOAR PLEASE.

      • its_forge

        Just wanted to chime in, pretty hair and OMG what a figure. Do NOT be shy, submit more and we'll all go crazy over them. Thank youuuuuu!

        • Laura Beth Spikerman

          thank you all.. i will submit again next week πŸ™‚

          • tehsteve

            Lots of beautiful girls in this post, but for me – you take the cake. A real woman.

          • OldManChiver

            Lordy, I love real redheads. Thank you Laura!!

    • houtini

      HOLY ***** !!!
      Girl, you're terribly hot.

  • Nick702

    #39 your doing it right, now I need a drink

    • TCUchiver

      and a cigarette

    • long johnny

      MOAR needed

  • orangewhip

    #5 FTW.

    • Shawn

      absolutely agree 100%

    • BaJezzus

      orangewhip? orangewhip? orangewhip? 3 orangewhips please. RIP John Candy

      I hate Illinois nazis

    • Neo

      Meh ,no ass ,not wanted.

  • mrbuttersworth

    #26 take care of me any day, all day, every day please

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches


    • absolutcarcrazy

      Second that!

    • Lex

      I bet, if she came in to the cardiac unit, all hell breaks loose! Then again, she would probably be worth dying for.

      • Always Last

        Another Chivette the trolls ran off….such a shame.

  • surge12

    chive is mega-hit here in Croatia. we tell our woman they are 'chivettes' here. chivette is like saying chic or bird in the us and uk. here it is chivette. chive is on tv's on all the bars b/c it is photos and photos are a universal language!

    (sorry for bad english)

    • Cool Story

      Cool story bratic'!

      • Brad

        I have a hard time believing that…

    • dOOb

      I hear Chivette's in Serbia are even hotter… can't say for sure, but that's the word on the street B)

      • b00d

        Proof or GTFO.

    • pekito

      Maybe I should head back to Dubrovnik, cause last time I didn't saw girls like 34

    • Sad

      koji kurac laΕΎeš ljude seljačino mutava

      • smallchinaman

        I couldn't have said it better. Mostly because I have know idea what the hell you said….

    • dpernar

      Hy.. Hm… I must say that this is not actualy true. TheChive is popular site among individuals but not on a global level in Croatia. So for example most of my friends (young and well informed people), did't hear of TheChive.com ever. And also, I didn't see chive on TV ever… pls correct me if I'm wrong

      Yeah, but of course with our Chivettes, we'll make Chive more and more popular here in Croatia.

  • https://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    #35 AND #65……..Retarded hot, I actually may have to repeat the 5th grade!

    • PoppinFresh

      agreed. #35 is just… wow

  • The Average Chiver

    None of these are REAL women. Real women are fat, look at most Americans. I want REAL women Chive. Moar fat, less skinny!!

    • Nina

      I've never understood why skinny girls should be less "real" than bigger girls. We come in all shapes and sizes people, deal with it.. πŸ™‚

      • Button

        According to the average Chiver, only fat women are real, see any post featuring a larger girl being praised in the comments, and any post with fit, skinnier women comments talking about how they need to eat a sandwich and that they're not real.

        • Shipley

          A lot of the time you see photos like #33 and people here saying it's shopped or w/e and that this isn't a real woman somehow. But I, for one, think this girl looks amazing! It takes work to look good, and lazy slobs don't deserve to be rewarded, they don't do anything to look good.

          • Shawn


          • bob

            Preach on bro. If they want the fat asses, go to the buffet line. Leave the hot chivettes alone!

          • Silva

            No better way to say it. I thank you Shipley.

          • Napoleon C4

            Smokin' fit chick. MOAR! I demand it.

          • J


          • aww thanks Shipley! :)


      • Wolfsburg00

        well said

        • Wolfsburg00

          which was directed toward Nina not the average chiver

      • The Average Chiver

        Don't tell me, tell the average Chiver.

    • guy

      NO .. my guess your and angry fatty

    • Brad

      they are real women, real hot!

      but seriously, they are the 10% of women that have very shapely bodies and probably nice faces, of that 10% of true hotties, .0001% are super models a la Brooklyn Decker…

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      I for one find all theses girls amazing,however i also appreciate girls with a little meat on their bones.not fatties,i don't care for fatties. Take #6 #38 and I'm guessing but probably #17 are not super skinny or fat.just…gorgeous. that's my two cents

      • bob

        Your selections are a little "meaty" for my taste, but hey, it's all good. We agree on no fat chicks!

        • Pocket

          The first one is not bad, but the other two I would be very hard pressed to say are "hot." Just my honest opinion. I'd take #5, #33, #34 and #39 over them any day.

    • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

      o god, you again….

    • chiver

      actually if you were to see the full picture of #62 you would see that she is a real girl. she has a little bit of a tummy and trouble areas like any real woman does.

      • smallchinaman

        She is newly married, so give it 12 months and you will need wide angle lense to get a picture of her.

  • Joeyk

    I'll be in my bunk..

    • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

      *eats apple, walks away*

  • nibs

    the weekend has officially begun

  • boner patient

    #26 doctors said they needed a semen sample… would you care to lend me a FAPPING hand here?

    • yup

      dude… really? how about you not act like 12 year old

      • Observation

        What if he actually is 12, though? Or, if he's 9 then he's already acting more mature than his age.

        • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

          you make a good point… still a stupid thing to say tho

    • P90

      Yeah right, just give them your underwear.

    • xyz

      You guys crack me up… This girl puts herself on this website under the post of "sexy chivers" not "wonderful woman chivers" which is a bunch of women clearly wanting to be viewed as sex objects so they should expect comments like this, especially since "fapping" is all over this website anyways, but yet you all are telling this guy to grow up and to not act 12 years old. I doubt that these girls put themselves on "sexy chivers" in "sexy" outfits with their cleavage sticking out or showing their asses or more, all the while thinking "some gentleman is going to comment on my picture and say something nice and sweet like how much of a wonderful woman I am and that he respects my mind." Thank The Chive for "There are Wonderful Chivers Amongst Us"

  • Martha

    It's me! First time chivette! #40

    • Wolfsburg00

      loves it

    • txaz

      Looking good, Martha! Moar please….

    • brad

      well done! You look amazing πŸ™‚

    • Bud Lee

      I applaud you and your tush mam

    • HillBilly Bone

      Please do not, I repeat, do not make it your last! Well done!

    • Wierd Al


    • tobuscus

      Congrats for being a whore , all the losers here have prolly fapped to this pic ,be proud.

  • wyatt

    #1 just does it for me. love the smile

  • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

    #45 come home safe! #54… ummm just how old are you?

    • EdWood

      Yes, please come home safe.
      Do not, I repeat, do not….
      Get dat ass blown off !!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

      i forgot #77 #78 lauren is awesome!

      • itsasecret.

        Dear Terry, I'm old enough that I'm finished with college. Love, #54 πŸ˜‰

        • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

          hey i'm not knockin ya, just wondering. you are very pretty by the way

          • itsasecret.

            no offense taken!

            • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke


        • Jay

          ias, you have a very beautiful smile (and a very cute nose) and it was a pleasure you sharing it with us.

        • 6655321

          I'm glad to see you appreciated on the first page of comments. You are positively stunning.

  • FlyingSpagMonst

    I would totally B my L all over those Ts.

    • just a guy

      All over em' for days.

  • Shawn

    #79, what a wonderful POV

    • Shawn

      #13 & #29 as well

    • Rick

      This made drool just a lil. I was at awe lol. Moar plz πŸ˜€

      • chiveaddict

        Haha. That's me πŸ™‚ Thanks <3

    • chiveaddict

      Thanks πŸ™‚ Those are mine.

      • Shawn

        thanks? I think you are confused my dear, it is the Chive community who thanks you, that is a fantastic pair you have there. Please, keep sending in pictures

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