• Z_b

    #14 nai mwre

    • hi!

      νε διΞ¬ολε

    • alex

      moar PLZ? or i say φΞ­ρτε κ'Ξ¬λλο !!!

    • Henrik


  • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Not first. Nope. Pity….

    – the one that hates the faster bastards

    • Detroller

      when are you gonna be in there Paula

    • Mantoy

      You're always first in my heart girl! <3

  • http://twitter.com/soy_LG @soy_LG

    #1 and #2 congrats on starting a new life with the one you love! Beautiful location and gorgeous ring!

    • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Hello dear <3
      Will you #1 me?

      – the one still holding her breath

      • http://twitter.com/soy_LG @soy_LG

        The boyfriend would be upset, that's for sure, but you are quite lovable so I think an exception can be made… πŸ™‚

        Btw, will have that picture for you today on ze' twitter ma' jig!

        • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

          On the Chive would be better, would greatly upset the Chivers, that's why πŸ™‚
          If marriage is not an option, will you adopt me? <3

          – the one that will find a way…

          • http://twitter.com/soy_LG @soy_LG

            I'll try for theChive and if they don't want to post it, then I'll go the Twitter route. I'll do my best to make it as funny as possible!

            And I'd adopt you so fast, Angelina and Brad Pritt wouldn't know what hit 'em (because I'm sure you're next on their list). πŸ˜‰

            • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

              πŸ™‚ You seem to be able to get pics posted easily so that shouldn't be a problem… Be sure to make it upsetting for the Chivers dear.

              – still holding her breath, air around her is much cleaner now

              • http://www.facebook.com/sacha.pilon Sacha Pilon


              • Upet Me Pls

                I want to be upset by LG!

              • http://twitter.com/soy_LG @soy_LG

                I took 4 and sent them all in for you- we'll see if they make it! I put one on my Twitter just in case. πŸ™‚

                • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

                  Would you mind mailing them to me on paulachive@live.nl?

                  – the one who would appreciate

            • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

              BTW while you were out today I took the liberty of making a subtle, yet important to our relation, change to your bedroom. See here: http://i53.tinypic.com/axedg3.jpg

              – I put the key back under the mat, nobody knows that spot!

              • http://twitter.com/soy_LG @soy_LG

                Holy shit that is fn' HILARIOUS!!! That made my week, and quite possibly my month! Thank you so much for that!

                You are a comedic genius Paula. It's really just that simple. πŸ™‚

                • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

                  Thanks, it will be our little secret OK?
                  I'm under-appreciated here by those knuckleheads at the Chive, though I must say it's been a while since the last 'kill it with fire' comment… Hmmm… need to do some more aggressive trolling I guess :@
                  Just noticed the twitpic: <3<3<3 !! I so hope it makes Fridays HQ DAR!

                  Extra Firm Hugs,
                  – the one you love to hate

  • EdWood

    I live there.
    I need your address !!

    • whatwasitagain?

      Its a trap!!

    • Gutterville

      Oh look its someones year salary

    • J-Diddy

      Someone's Macbooking like a BOSS!!!

    • equalizermax

      Now that's Gangsta!

    • TCUchiver

      headed there next month to visit some friends and play some golf….looking forward to it

      • EdWood

        Horns and Hornfrogs.
        Only in Texas.
        We should be friends with this guy..

  • hossmank

    #19 – Is that chick doing calisthenics?

    • http://twitter.com/soy_LG @soy_LG

      Possibly a pit check. …But both are just as weird when done so publicly!

  • https://www.facebook.com/getuphigh Andy Hodge

    #38! That's me! πŸ˜€

    • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Judging from the look on his face; is the guy in front of you feeling the weirdest boner right now?

      – the one you love to hate

      • https://www.facebook.com/getuphigh Andy Hodge

        It does kinda look like a big gay orgy in there! :S

        • Jen

          are you like 8 feet tall or is the dude in front of you tiny?

          • Skipper

            Also, why are there a bunch of naked dudes in "Captain America?" I guess I'll be skipping this one, based on the preview.

            • https://www.facebook.com/getuphigh Andy Hodge

              Haha we're wearing (very odd, yellow) boxers cos we're meant to be enlisting soldiers. And in front that's a body double…he's TINY!

              • equalizermax

                So they just edit the face in computer to make him look like a puny guy?

                • theonehodge

                  Yeah they superimposed his face onto a puny body double, was interesting standing there on a multi-million dollar movie set in just my pants and a green screen at some times :S

              • http://www.gfys.org/ hahaha

                I swear i though the guy in the front is the human torch from fantastic four. Oh and this is megagay.

                • its_forge

                  Captain America is in fact played by Chris Evans who played Johnny Storm. This is a tiny, scrawny lad with Chris Evans' face mapped over his.

    • qteam3d

      HUGE Captain America fan here, can't wait to see your movie!

    • thom

      And why is a dude from London in Captain America? Is there a part where Captain English gets beat by Captain America?

      • 99Dug

        They filmed part of it London

      • RamRod

        That happened long before this movie takes place.

      • cory

        afaik it was filmed in london due to some of the older areas slightly resembling 40s new york.

    • cameron

      Dood…have to ask, did they just cg the shit out of the lead to get him so skinny?

      • its_forge

        They had a little tiny guy doing the physical acting and Chris Evans doing the face and they mapped the face onto the body in postproduction. Amazing stuff that.

  • specv44

    Wow, look at that figure on #44! πŸ˜€

    • absolutcarcrazy

      Love this place. Hope you enojoyed NC!

      • Th3Bishop


    • http://www.gfys.org/ bruce wayne

      What happened ,why didn't you whore up this pic ? Now how will the chivers fap ?

      • specv44

        Bruce, shouldnt you be waiting by the window looking for the signal from your gay lover?

        • bruce wayne

          then send for me already!

    • ngisports

      Love LG too

      • PwNJabie

        Need MOAR! of that figure…

    • SKEWED

      In My neck of the woods! Hope you had fun!

    • mvemjsunp

      what's she look like from the front? Look at that waist!!

    • its_forge

      Geez, I knew Lauren had an amazing bottom but I never really noticed that teensy waist, that's just amazing.

  • Kmac

    #14 Note to self:need to visit Greece.

    • TCUchiver

      and convince her to submit moar

  • http://www.aircraftraffle.co.za Grant

    Find her #44

    • http://twitter.com/soy_LG @soy_LG

      That would be me – finding the rock is really the true hard part. πŸ˜‰

      • http://www.gfys.org/ youaredumb

        The chivers cant fap to this ,make it sluttier next time.

        • http://www.thechive.com DistractedIndividual

          Your name implies your true identity.

        • combat_carl

          Thats just plain disrespectful. You Sir, need to learn how to talk to a lady.

          • http://www.gfys.org/ that guy

            Yeah ,its disrespectful to talk like this to chics who posts pics of her ass on on a site where the guys obviously use it to jerk off. Must apologize to her.

            • EdWood

              Bestiality is not good for you or the animals.

              • EdWood

                But it is good for me, which is why I get my daily dosage of three servings of horse jizz pounded into my poop-chute.

            • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=514615429 Pat Overton

              If I was just an anonymous "that guy", I'd be a grump douche too. B)

              • Watson

                don't be so hard on yourself, you do a pretty good job of it.

            • its_forge

              ?? I dun' understand. There are pictures of pretty girls all over this site in various stages of undress, and you have to pull it to every one of them? I don't gyoink to pictures on TheCHIVE. They're just pictures of girls in underwear and bikinis. Don't you have any self-control? That's kinda sad. Maybe you shouldn't come here. No pun intended.

        • The Chivery

          Agreed. Fortunately Lauren is one of The Chive's premier sluts, so we know she can do it! Go Lauren! Chive on you skank!

  • ABO

    Get a bigger pot.

    Fuckin' hipsters.

    • idiot

      hipster? why cause he has a hat on and a cardigan?

    • http://www.thechive.com DistractedIndividual

      Yep, some room for the roots and new soil would fix er' up:)

    • hattin on hips

      #39 Yes you for sure need a bigger pot

      #10 you are for sure a hipster. If you wear a cardigan and a fedora all casual like with a t shirt. You my friend are a hipster.

      • Kook

        Don't get a puppy either.

    • Derf

      Larger pot, good soil and fertiliser!

  • Jimbozo

    #44 Find her?

    • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

      That's LG (<3), don't you recognize that drop dead gorgeous figure yet?! Oh and learn to read!

      – the one you love to hate

    • BeccaB86


  • https://www.facebook.com/CUtigers530 Matthew Rose

    #34 probably works in a bank

    • Dr3xell

      I'd rather have that money in cash that on a screen.


    Moar Moar #44

    • http://www.gfys.org/ amluvinthis

      Google whore. B)

      • Jak

        You probably won't get a girl as awesome as LG if you Googled "whore"

        • Jak

          You would probably get a girl much more awesome than that tired old attention-skank.

          • its_forge

            Apparently you have her confused with someone named Snooki or Kardashian.

    • Allenavw

      That's Lauren Gentile.

    • Watson

      that's a slut.

  • R2G Fan

    #14 Nice ass

  • matt

    #44 Home!!

    • http://twitter.com/soy_LG @soy_LG

      You live in Brevard, NC?! I'm jealous as hell right now. I had a difficult time leaving that place. You're a lucky man Matt!

  • http://twitter.com/pezatsea @pezatsea

    Go Lauren G. Go! You brighten a lot of days! #44

  • Zack

    #14 Zyto!!! lol prepi na ertho piso! wait i see what i did there.. haha

  • Dante

    #14 That's beautiful. epitelous k kapoia Ellinida. Ante na se doume kai stis Sexy Chivettes. Chive On.

    • Jen

      thats a shelf booty! holds cups, phones, alarm clocks. can i use it as a bedside table?

      • Dante

        I think that kind of booty would be more useful ON the table/bed/floor or wherever depending on the mood, rather than as a bedside table….;) just saying….:p

  • Mandalor

    #30 good luck dude!! Get well fast!!

    • Meh.....

      I hope you have good medical benefits…..

      • cory

        naval hospital so probably a marine or sailor. socks kinda give it away πŸ˜€ i hated that place intensely when i got discharged πŸ˜›

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1174860146 Shawn Bell

          Thanks guys! Yeah I'm in the Marines lol. Medical is fully covered. They still don't know what's wrong with my kidney…. 23yrs old with the mystery bleeding kidney lol. I get my results back on Monday though. Here's to hoping it's not cancer….

          • BloodScrubber

            Hang in there Shawn. God speed to you. And thanks for serving!

  • krusherX

    #3 Ah trop cool, du monde de Montréal πŸ™‚

    (MusiquePlus is Montreal's MTV… sorta)

    • olp445

      Je trouvais que Montréal n'était pas assez représenté sur chive. Fallait que je fasse quelque chose! πŸ˜‰

      Glad to see my pic made it!

  • http://twitter.com/I_amHope @I_amHope

    #39 I dont have a fancy shmancy Botany degree or anything but I think you should 1.) Stay calm 2.) Chive on.

    • playswithrocks

      It's like a lawn. Mow it down every once in a while.

    • http://www.facebook.com/Gothikwolf Dane Wolfgang

      it seems to be too think thin it a little and plant in potting mix water but make sure it's able to drain properly and as I_amhope said stay calm and chive on….

  • highfive

    so who sent in # 34?….

    • Blumpkin

      Someone that wishes that money didn't belong to someone else

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1528091986 Chris Scharff

    #44 I love the view of Looking Glass. I could see John's Rock from my house growing up. Killer Shot, chick. Chive on!

    • http://twitter.com/soy_LG @soy_LG

      You mean this view?: http://twitpic.com/5ml6d8
      It really is breathtaking there! Did you live in Brevard as a kid or more towards Ashville? I swear that the air is better there, the people are nicer, and the produce is by far the best in the nation. πŸ™‚

      • paulhitchcock

        My in-laws live in Black Mountain, just outside Asheville. LOVE IT there. Your pic makes me want to take the wife on a hike next time we're up there.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1528091986 Chris Scharff

        Brevard class of '98. I've not got many friends left in the area, but I swear I feel more at home there than anywhere else on earth.

      • Chuck

        You going up to Mitchell?

  • mojo2975

    #44 Great pic Lauren, nice view.

    • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Yeah fantastic view. Could have done without the rock, tree and sky stuff though.

      – the one that prefers things close up

  • Intensemasterdebater

    #39 I'm pretty sure Sinatra is already dead…

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