Get tickets to Thursday’s Chicago meetup before they’re gone!

We’re flying through Chicago meetup tickets for theCHIVE’s Chicago meetup. We had planned on selling tickets up to the event but they are going pretty fast so get them while you still can. After today, we’ll get a final count and open up the remaining tickets on Wednesday if there are any left.

Come join the entire CHIVE family for our first Chicago meetup. Have a drink or twenty with John, Leo, Bob, Mac the Intern, Rick, Patty, and theBERRY girls -Emily and Megan, and some mystery Chivettes in attendance at Benchmark in Old Town, Thursday Aug 4th from 6-9 PM

Where: Benchmark 1510 North Wells Street
When: 6-9 PM
Price: $45 for dudes and $35 for chicks which includes all beer, wine, booze, and shots! (note: there are no corporate sponsors and we are making no money on this event)
Entertainment: Probably a world renowned DJ, or at least a really really good one.
Prizes: As part of your admission, we are raffling off an iPad 2, gift cards, CHIVE t-shirts, and other mystery prizes
Stipulations: Guys, if you buy more than 3 tickets, at least one of them has to be for a GIRL, with a vagina.

There are only 300 tickets for sale, and they will go fast, so don’t wait!
Get there on time to take full advantage of the open bar! When purchasing tickets, girls, select “Chivette” tickets. Fellas, select “Chiver” tickets. Gender will be checked at the door without rubber gloves. Must be 21 to attend.

Click HERE to buy tickets!

See you soon and CHIVE On!

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  • https://thechive.com/ mattythegooch


  • First Time Caller

    Can I buy one for Paula – technically that is 2 Vaginas

  • Chodanutz


    • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

      hell ya CHI-TOWN!!!!! (i unfortunately can't go cause this is the week i happen to be broke and can't afford the $45 right now due to switching jobs.) ๐Ÿ™

      • yep

        cool story bro

    • Jay

      DAMMIT! Im going to be getting into chi town about 2 hours late! FUUUUCCCKKKKK!!! I'll be there for Lollapalooza on friday…look for me, i'll be wearing my "keep calm and Chive On" shirt ๐Ÿ™‚

    • IZjealou$

      chivers' why u no try to figure out where the after party will be?

  • Verbal_Kint

    This part was awesome…

    "Guys, if you buy more than 2 tickets, at least one of them has to be for a GIRL, with a vagina."

    • sausuage

      yea cause the last meet up they forgot the most important thing. females.

  • Overland

    cannot wait to meet the chivettes and the berry sisters.

    • gayness

      all 3 of them.

    • https://www.facebook.com/bfcknrzl Brad Stevens

      Yeah me thinks it will be a major sausage fest. I hope otherwise.

  • suzy

    already have my outfit picked out. sorry, it's a girl thing, with a vagina

  • equalizermax

    I love to come!

    See you there guys!

    • hassssss

      what the hell will people do at these things? i imagine this to be a bunch of nerds getting together and talking in memes

      • beer

        nerds and hipsters.

      • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

        well this is one nerd that will be drinking. "OPEN BAR DUDE!!"

    • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

      You're coming? From Belgium?

      – the one you love to hate

  • LesterFreeman

    have fun you guys and chive it up!!!!!!!!!!

    Please take a picture of the "first" person t throw up.

  • mark

    move over Lalapalooza, chive is coming to town

  • parlay

    fuck i'm way more excited about this than i should be. driving in from Milwaukee!! Chive ON!


    So if myself and a buddy want to come, we can't also buy a ticket for and bring Paula? Not fair.

  • https://thechive.com ontherun1989

    Awesome! Got mine! Can't wait to meet all of you ๐Ÿ˜€

  • KKK

    Define "vagina"….

    • bettingonthecubs

      San Diego

      • KKK

        That's a whale's vagina you smart-ass.

        • bettingonthecubs

          When in Rome

  • danny

    got mine!

  • Jeeesh

    just requested Friday off from work

  • http://www.gfys.org/ aintthatthetruth

    Ultimate Loser-Fest ,bur ur tickets soon nerds ,you`ll get to see alotta skanks there.

    • parker

      who shit in your cheerios?

      • Luke

        Don't feed the troll! let him stew in his anger.

  • sausage fest

    are you guys going to invite girls this time

    • lawrence

      u mad u can't go?

      • sausage fest

        i could if i wanted too. but something about hanging out with 300 dudes isn't appealing to me.
        i see more girls at my local pub

        • http://twitter.com/svp318 @svp318

          Dude it's not going to be the only party in our lives, this time all I care about is to meet the Chive crew… I'm sure there'll be other parties to meet girls, you desperate hound…

          • ok!

            party of your lives? really? you need to get out more dude.

            • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

              you need to work on your reading skill douche,

  • http://secretducksauce.com Trevor

    anyone from fort wayne that wants to ride up together to this???

    • B.D.

      yup, Northeast Indiana Represent!

      • http://secretducksauce.com Trevor

        seriously i just bought tickets, email me for my number if you want to car pool, this is going to be awesome! (tkid02@gmail.com)

        • http://secretducksauce.com Trevor

          sorry cant type (tkid92@gmail.com)

          • gayness

            first ever Chive male hook up.

            you guys gonna split a hotel room? 1 bed?

            • http://secretducksauce.com Trevor

              nah got family up there, u can have your own bed, i like vagina thanks

              • gayness

                if you like vagina the Chive party is NOT the place for you.

                • http://secretducksauce.com Trevor

                  im going to have a good time with theChive, i can get vagina any day of the week in fort wayne, but i cant get thechive any day in fort wayne

                • http://www.thechive.com DistractedIndividual

                  Bummer ๐Ÿ˜›

                  • http://secretducksauce.com Trevor

                    never said i would turn down vagina, just not my main objective ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • Trace

    Migrate it down south to Evansville.

  • KaylaBeth91

    This Chivette hates that you have to be 21! I'm only 19. ๐Ÿ™ lol

    • beer

      yea 21 drinking age in the US is dumb. come to Canada. you can drink here.

      ps – nice rack

      • KaylaBeth91

        It is dumb. I guess I understand the whole "your brain isn't fully developed yet" stance. But we all drink anyway! lol And Thanks.

    • yep

      21 drinking age sucks in the US. come to Canada, your of age.

      ps – nice rack.

    • OneClownShoe

      When I was your age, I used this thing called a fake I.D.

    • DweebsterDeluxe

      yeah same thing happened to me here in LA. It suckss

  • Richard

    whens this coming to Ireland???

  • Luke

    When will the Chive have a European meet up? I hate being stuck on the wrong side of the Atlantic!

    • absolutcarcrazy

      I'll trade places with you.

    • http://www.facebook.com/Luispedrosato Luis Pedro Gonçalves

      The best place for the next meet up would be in Lisbon

  • Sauru

    chive you need to come to atlanta next

    • http://chive.com Atlantian

      are there even any Atlanta chivettes?

    • sauron

      So they can get mugged and beaten?

  • theend81

    My buddy is having his bachelor party in Chicago fro Lollapalooze…. we are NY'ers and will be there for this grand event!!!!!!

    Can't wait to meet some CHI-town Chivettes and Chivers

  • Venice Beach Example

    Wow. Mystery Chivettes? What a big mystery.

    We know stuck up Erin will be there (met her at the last meet-up and she is way too into herself), horse face Dylan because she lives there, and fake-tanned and wrinkled Sarah Hill.

    If Shay, LG, Willow, or R2D girl was there than that'd actually be cool.

    • http://twitter.com/erinwillett @erinwillett

      Let it go already.

      • uh-oh

        he hit a sore spot huh?

      • http://mydylan.tumblr.com/ Dylan

        Erin- I cant wait to hang out with some other chivettes! we can have all the fun and drinks in Chi while the trolls hide in their basement- seething that mom grounded them. ๐Ÿ˜‰

        The real chivers and chivettes will have a blast!

        Chive on girl!

        • http://twitter.com/erinwillett @erinwillett

          Yes! We will have fun, trust me. Last time it was a blast and everyone (well, perhaps, all but one) was really awesome. I'm sure this will be a cut above.

          • KaylaBeth91

            Have fun ladies! Wish I could go! Maybe in well lets see about 15 months I can go!:) lol

            • Mike

              Met Erin at the Venice meetup. she was about as nice as they come. I reserve judgement on people until i meet them and actually shake their hand. having done so, don't believe rumors… that's why they're called rumors.

              Oh and who's thumbing up that mean-spirted asshole up there? learn some manners. you wouldn't say that to their faces, would u? why would u think common civility doesn't apply on the internet too?

    • Yessirr

      We like Chivettes better than you.
      A True Chiver

    • pete

      fuck off, dude. even better, if you're gonna judge, why not send a photo of yourself in? Go ahead and put up a link. lemme guess? overweight, fat, and pathetic? that's what I figured.

    • KaylaBeth91

      Why are you being mean to Chivettes? It takes a lot of courage for us to post for everyone to judge. I hate it when people comment and are rude. Just because you dont like what you see doesnt mean you need to be hurtful. If you dont like them then you dont have to talk to them or comment about their beauty.

      • http://www.gfys.org/ truth

        The League of Ordinary Hoes.

    • http://twitter.com/CSmith0203 @CSmith0203

      Sounds like he tried to hit on Erin, was a complete douche and got turned down…therefore he believes she's "stuck up". And from the pictures I've seen…Dylan is far from a Sarah Jessica Parker face.

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