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  • Jackson

    Pretty awesome way to start the day #11

    • jDong

      meh

      • truth

        at best….

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=587208531 Benton McGrath

          You two are just bitter you've never gotten any attention from females.

          • http://www.gfys.org/ truth

            You are in the sam boat Benton coz ur mom and sister dont count.

            • TRON

              win

        • KNFVkn

          3rded.

    • Shawn

      GIVE ME THE SHIRT!!!!!

    • no face

      over rated….

      • Jedley

        agreed. horse-face.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1614787092 Nicholas Pompilio Paz

      please sir, mind the gap

    • ZachBob

      did she ever finish getting naked for Patty?

      • b-ry

        that wasn't her

        • b-ry

          that was me after the sex-change :*

      • its_forge

        That was a Whitney that we haven't heard much from but I do recall we did see some mostly-undressed pictures of somewhere along the line.

    • sheoncebelieved

      only thing missing is some side boob

    • Paul

      Had to turn the brightness down to see it all….

    • Guesty

      A horse is a horse of course of course

  • haole

    trying to keep calm

    • Rightclicksaveas

      just calmed in my pants

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1138715420 Niels Polfliet

    No better way to wake up

    • http://www.gfys.org/ *****

      I bet it really stinks in the chive office now.

    • That Guy

      than look straight in the horse's mouth.

  • Bud Lee

    YAY for Dylan walking up stairs and YAY for hump day!

    BOO for The Chive not making a giff of this….Y U NO MAKE GIF!

    • http://www.gfys.org/ truth

      Typical chiver ,goin batcrazy over a horse faced skank.

      • Bud Lee

        Typical Troll…posting comments that are meant to inflame from the safety of their cubicle at their dead-end job.

        • ....

          nah…he's right pal.

          • ilovethechive

            Everyone has their own opinion. I think she is a beautitful woman with a great body. Havent you heard that if you dont have something nice to say then dont say anything at all?

            • ....

              nope.

        • http://www.gfys.org/ urlifemustsuck

          says the guy who has a profile with a high score on a website full or nerds.

          • Bud Lee

            Says the guy that replies to the comments of the guy with a high score on a website full “of” nerds and doing so with a new name every time. Are you “…” and “truth” too?

            • ....

              no…were different people.

              • Bud Lee

                Ah…good to know

              • Britannica

                And still have no command of the English language, reveals lack of education and smarts.

                • ....

                  you make no sense.

                  • Bud Lee

                    He be calling you dumb because you used “were” and not “we’re”

            • KNFVkn

              i agree with them as well.

          • its_forge

            Ya know if you hate it so much here you can always go someplace else.

            • truth

              f off forge

        • Mister H.

          are u stupid? he is unemployed…

      • Red

        this.

      • dahm

        How can you not want that sexy thing. Go back to your fap cave

    • Coldzilla
      • Ace_Hood

        You sir, are amazing.

  • jason

    I hate you guys. Yes. Haters gonna hate.

  • http://www.facebook.com/brandon.anyzeski Brandon AnyZesty

    Just the ass, no face. Do it for the Chivers, please.

    • might as well

      pose nude already.

    • Ha.Ha.

      Whores gonna whore

    • max-pow

      what a hell are you talking about?…
      #1 is beautiful, her smile lights up a room.
      keep bringing it Dylan

      • http://www.facebook.com/brandon.anyzeski Brandon AnyZesty

        Eh, apparently you must not remember the DAR when she came to the Chive offices… look-a-like a man. Chive went on a comment deleting spree due to the backlash.

        • douche bags

          i remember that. Chive management are pretty shitty for doing shit like that.
          comments are made for a reason…but they protect their own and no one else.

          pretty douchebag move on their part and yes i hope they read this.

          • Bud Lee

            This is a private forum…they have a right to censor what comments they want…they don’t have to allow us to post…to troll around posting negative comments is the douche bag move in my opinion.

            Oh…and for the future, douche bag is two words.

            • http://www.gfys.org/ duke

              Get thechive`s dick outta ur mouth and then talk bud.

              • Bud Lee

                Hey I just speaka the Truth man…their site…their rules.

                • retarded

                  ya…so when someone posts something using someone else's name…and you ask for their IP they say no. BUT a few harsh comments about one of their own…and they fold like a cheap suit, tuck their tail between their legs and buckle. if the girls can't take the comments…and have to ask Chive for help – don't send in half naked pictures of yourself!!!!!!

                  same rules should apply to everyone.

        • truth

          same day they were giving IP addresses to LG too. so she could figure out who was who and that the same person was posting using different names.

          super douchey!

          • Bud Lee

            So how many alters did one person have???

            • truth

              don't know…as LG.

              • truth

                she was the one that posted that she "found out" 1 person was posting as 3 people based on their IP address.

                • Bud Lee

                  Why would one person post as three different people? That is taking trolldom to new levels….basically peeps aren’t agreeing with you so you make pretend friends that do…ha…and you people tell me to get a life.

                  Though it could be possible that she made it up…ummm

                  • truth

                    i agree…and not sure why but it happens. she couldn't take the comments….and called the person(s) out. only 1 way she can find that info out.

                  • truth

                    and nah…she has these guys wrapped around her finger. she confirmed with them.

                    • hMMMM

                      For someone who hates/bashes this site as much as you do, you sure know EVERY single minute detail. If I was John I would ban your corny, hypocritical ass.

                    • truth

                      the internet is public you fuckin idiot. ban my IP address….i relocate!

                    • hMMMM

                      I meant ban you from this planet.

        • Paul

          Brandon,

          first, here's to hoping you're 16 years old. any older and i feel bad for ya kid. t's a big internet, this isn't the place for you. go fuck yourself.

          • http://www.facebook.com/brandon.anyzeski Brandon AnyZesty

            Hey man, thanks. I wished I was 16 years old, too.

            This isn't the place for me because I have an opinion? Wow, since when was this a totalitarian state?

            • bigmikeskinsfan

              youre a little bitch. to take a pot shot at a girl on the internet shows your true bitchassness too. if you dont like it move on but at least she is doing something worthwhile in her life. what do you do besides look like a bitch and talk shit?

              • idiot

                bitchassness? really?

              • fucking retard.

                posting half nude pics on a public website for guys to galk over = doing something worthwhile in life?!!!

                that's news to me!

                • bigmikeskinsfan

                  your name is fucking retard; im sure lots of things are surprising to you. what i did here ladies and gentlemen was get you to stop fucking with her. you can fuck with me all you want. im not worried and believe me i can go back and forth all day long. but going after a woman like that; well its just fucking retarded. but im done now. on to the next one.—

          • Bud Lee

            Yeah dude…he graduated in ’04 so he is 24-25 and according to his shirt he likes vagina.

            • http://www.facebook.com/brandon.anyzeski Brandon AnyZesty

              Thanks for noticing.

              • Bud Lee

                You're welcome….Its what stalkers do

        • NBDDIODI

          "Chive went on a comment deleting spree"

          Really? Wow. The Chive enters a new degree of suckitude.

          • gayness

            yep. they sure did and they sure do.

      • http://www.gfys.org/ honest

        Beautifull ? You must be retarded ,Sarah jessica parker is less uglier than this hoe and that was almost impossible.

      • http://mydylan.tumblr.com/ Dylan

        thank you max – have a awesome day!

        • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

          Hey,Dylan. I Don't care what these douche nozzles say,I think your hott!

          • http://www.gfys.org/ yu suk

            Dont speak ,the cum will drop out.

            • The Dude

              HA! win.

        • its_forge

          You're a great-lookin' dame Dylan, and "dame" is a position of honor too btw = )

    • Stacey

      you make the internet a shitty place, Brandon. would you say that to her face? does common courtesy and civility not apply on the internet. this is the chive people, not 4chan. have some class.

      – a real chiver

      • http://www.gfys.org/ hahaha

        A chiver named stacey ,your argument is invalid.

      • http://www.facebook.com/brandon.anyzeski Brandon AnyZesty

        Well, clearly I am posting with my real name via Facebook (although my last name is slightly altered). I respect Dylan because she does stuff like this, but to me she looks like a man. The other Chivettes (Lauren, Willow and one other that escapes me at the moment) are far more attractive and Chive worthy.

        This is just my opinion and I *am* entitled to it, just as you are to yours.

        • bigmikeskinsfan

          you wear a shir that says vagina and you pose like a douchebag. i bet youre the guy who wears ax cologne and goes trolling local bars hoping to find some poor drunk girl so you can brag. punk.

          • http://www.facebook.com/brandon.anyzeski Brandon AnyZesty

            The picture was done as a joke. Thanks, though!

            Oh, and I wear Calvin Klein.

            • bigmikeskinsfan

              matches you perfectly.—

              • http://www.facebook.com/brandon.anyzeski Brandon AnyZesty

                Wow. I mean, you got me there. I'm speechless.

                • bigmikeskinsfan

                  somehow idiots like you never are. but we can all hope.—

                  • Jimmy Page

                    horse-face isn't gonna fuck you. fuck off, cunt.

                    • bigmikeskinsfan

                      you talking to me or him? —

                    • http://www.gfys.org/ truth

                      Aah typical dumbass chiver ,the sarcasm needs to be explained to them. Of-course he meant you ya horse worshiping nerd. And what u saying about a tshirt ,you are the losers who wear a chive on tshirt for fuck sake ,epic fail.

                    • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

                      stop referring to the retarded ones as "typical chiver" 1. it gives the rest of decent chivers a bad name. and 2. well you yourself are a chiver… so.??

                    • bigmikeskinsfan

                      what in the fuck are you talking about t-shirts for you bitch made punk? man, get some class and keep it moving.—

    • InterestedParty

      Hey cool guy Brandon – make my day and tell me you live in Chicago and will show up to the meetup?

      I would just LOVE to have a real life intense debate conversation with you.

      • yay!

        he'll be showing up via horse back.

        • Bud Lee

          HAHA…knighting comment…good one.

        • Tits McGee

          Dylan's giving him a ride?

      • http://www.facebook.com/brandon.anyzeski Brandon AnyZesty

        It amazes me how much this fires you up because I don't find her attractive. Even if I were going to the Chive Meet Up, why would you want to "intense debate" me? Seriously, dude, there's going to be alcohol and women.

        • no thanks

          wrong…alcohol – no women.

        • InterestedParty

          iI fires me up because you are a rude fuck with no manners.

          I completely get it that you or rather anyone can have their own version of beauty and what they find sexy/hot but why you or anyone has to take the time and effort to attack someone with just fucking mean/low ass shit I have no comprehension. Would you say this shit to any girls face? No you rather hide behind your little machine.

          Yes you are entitled to your own opinion but you also don't have to open your loose ass mouth and show how much of a gentleman you are not – therefore you are correct i do not have to treat you with any respect – because that is something you earn (you will learn this eventually)

          In short i feel sorry for you and your miserable life that you have to put effort into spreading your hate of yourself/life unto others in an attempt at making yourself feel cool or popular.

          • http://www.facebook.com/brandon.anyzeski Brandon AnyZesty

            So, answer me this… when did I attack anyone? I was stating my opinion. Right now, YOU are attacking me. I'm not sure how I'm hiding behind a machine as this is my only means of communication with you or any other Chiver. However, at least I am doing it with my Facebook and you are hiding behind some anonymous name.

            Thank you for going out of your way to feel sorry for me. You cannot imagine the impact it has made on my life in these past 20 minutes or so.

            Keep calm and chive on.

          • http://www.facebook.com/brandon.anyzeski Brandon AnyZesty

            Oh, you also haven't stated why you rather "intense debate" me than consume alcohol and try to pick up women. Please, answer that.

            • good one

              ZING!

            • bigmikeskinsfan

              im sure most of the women at the partty would like to see you knocked cold.

              • http://www.facebook.com/brandon.anyzeski Brandon AnyZesty

                Aw, look at you. I have a fan. Should I expect some FB messages soon?

                • bigmikeskinsfan

                  im sure you do. but im just here to expose you for your bitchassness.—

                  • http://www.facebook.com/brandon.anyzeski Brandon AnyZesty

                    Can you teach me some more words I may not know?

                    • bigmikeskinsfan

                      intelligence, class, manners, ettiquite. any more words you need to learn the meaning of?—

                    • That Guy

                      you didn't spell "etiquette" correctly. maybe you should re-acquaint yourself with intelligence.

                    • bigmikeskinsfan

                      misspelling a word and not knowing what it is are 2 different beasts. but thanks for pointing out. now allow me to retort; go fuck yourself with a cactus.—

                    • That Guy

                      you're right. knowing both is more difficult. sure thing, just tell your mom to give me a call when she's done with it. see? i can act like an immature teenager over the internet too. now what?

                    • bigmikeskinsfan

                      a mom joke…well played, well played indeed. say that to my face, I dare you!! ooooh, thats right! ive escalated it to threats. internet threats to be exact. your move, tuff guy.—

                    • That Guy

                      i wouldn't waste the words on you(since there's no guarantee you know "two" from "too" from "to"), so in a language you'd more readily understand, i'd have to spray it in your face. that's right, i just called you an illiterate homosexual, there's no backin' down now nigga!

                    • bigmikeskinsfan

                      whats yo adress foo? ill come by there and bust a cap in youz, smack yo mammy and eat up all your potato chips. i got too tickets two the gun show fo yo azz, cracka ass cracka!! —

                    • tough guy

                      your fucked dude. learn to speak before you post.

                      and come to my house…i'll rip your face apart.

                    • b-ry

                      your a fucking retard. kill yourself please.

        • its_forge

          ::shrug:: I dunno about anybody else in this debate but IRL or on the internet if I don't find a woman attractive – unless she's parading herself like Snooki or Paris Hilton that is – I fucking keep it to myself. But that's just my parents raising me to be a gentleman I guess.

          • The Red Teletubbie

            or a bitch.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=587208531 Benton McGrath

      Props for posting under your real name, but I happen to find her attractive. Eye of the beholder and whatnot.

      • http://www.facebook.com/brandon.anyzeski Brandon AnyZesty

        And that's perfectly fine. People are not familiar with the idea of not arguing taste. I can't hate on you for finding Dylan attractive, thinking Master P is the greatest rapper of all-time, or believing Henry David Thoreau is the greatest writer in history. That is merely your opinion and you're entitled to it.

    • Shway

      Thanks Dylan.. we ain't all haters.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=587208531 Benton McGrath

      You're just giving the trolls more fuel for the fire. You get more thumbs up than thumbs down, be proud of that. At least you're not Kathy Bates.

    • maggiemay13

      He has a right to his own opinion and is allowed to say whatever he wants. People need to not explode over just one little comment. Dylan, the majority of the Chivers love you so who cares what one guy says? I've submitted to The Chive knowing full well that some people may completely hate on me, I've been called a tranny as well. Fuck them. I love how I look and I realize that not everyone is gonna love me. So everyone just needs to Keep Calm and Chive on.

      • Bud Lee

        So…uhm…where would one find this submission you speak of?

        • maggiemay13

          Sexy Chivers Among Us, for 3 weeks before this last week. If you can figure it out then more power to ya.

          • JohnQ

            but i <3 u 😉

      • dOOb

        Well put Dylan… but honestly, that was a waste of your time. You don't need to defend or justify your reason for posting on this site or any other. You ARE a sexy woman (as I'm sure your lucky ass boyfriend tells you every.single.day)… I for one appreciate you and all the other Chivette's out there for posting your beauty for us all to enjoy.

        Don't let the odd douche bag slow down your submissions. You are loved and appreciated here!

        As for Brandon… you should come north of the border. We light trolls on fire here… after beating your mother for raising a douche.

        Chive ON!!!

        • http://www.gfys.org/ good taste

          Aaah the chive released its fanboy army. Whore On in confidence Dylan !

        • http://www.facebook.com/brandon.anyzeski Brandon AnyZesty

          Ah, threatening violence on my mother and I behind an anonymous alias on the internet. Mature.

          • dOOb

            aaaah, I never claimed to be mature. But I will tell you, I was raised to treat people with respect… especially women. It is quite clear that your parents lacked the basics when raising their child.

            Hey, I don't have to be anonymous… we could always meet in chi-town to discuss in person. I'd make the 8 hr drive for that…

            • http://www.gfys.org/ truth

              U r really eager to meet a dude ,nice cover up with the whole rooting for a chivette thing while secretly trying to land a Chiver.

          • dOOb

            That's right , I'm gonna teach your disrespectful self a lesson. Be there in chi-town and we'll settle this personally: No anonymous internet connection to hide behind, none of your troll buddies, no weapons, and no cloths(or underpants). We'll settle this like men; just you, me, and a big vat of jello, baby-oil, and alot of lube. I'll fuck–, I mean, pound some repect into your tight ass-hole.

            • dOOb

              I mean "ass".

            • http://www.facebook.com/brandon.anyzeski Brandon AnyZesty

              I must say, you made me blush. I've never met a man who wanted me in bed quite like that.

              You are the one that has a problem with me. Why would I travel to you? Can you explain that logic?

          • bigmikeskinsfan

            he may be anonymous but at least he is talking shit to a male.

    • move along

      the Chive is full of douche bags and nice people. if you want to blame someone…blame them for attracting an array of people and having a comment section for that matter.

      if you submit you have to deal with the comments….OR just scroll past them as you tell him to do with your pictures.

    • http://www.facebook.com/brandon.anyzeski Brandon AnyZesty

      I'll start by answering your first three questions first…

      Well, I really don't feel my words vitirolic at all. Actually, it was quite tame. I could have said a lot worse, but I didn't. Like I said in a earlier comment, I respect what you do; it takes a hell of a lot of balls. So, I did take that into consideration before I even posted something.

      What I meant by "Just the ass, no face. Do it for the Chivers, please." was that I only really care to see your ass, it's a pretty nice one. The pictures of your face that the Chive posted the first time were less than flattering. This post is a step up from that, but makeup and angles can do a lot for a woman in photography.

      First I'm hiding in anon and then I'm not? Which is it? Honestly, your post was entirely way too defensive. I never claimed you were egotistical or full of yourself, or an attention whore. Some of the others that replied to my comment may have; those replies should not be confused with mine.

      "I fully realize I put myself out there to such criticism when I submit pics…" This pretty much just rendered your post completely pointless. If you know it, let it be. Let me respond how I will and if the Chive deems it out-of-bounds, they will delete it. You won't hear any comlpaints from me.

      I respect you, you've got a lot of balls posting to the Chive and Reddit. I just prefer your ass to your face, that's all.

      • Tits McGee

        "I fully realize I put myself out there to such criticism when I submit pics…" This pretty much just rendered your post completely pointless.

        This, wins.

      • bigmikeskinsfan

        dylan, ignore this punk. you know this is the most attention he's gotten from a woman since his online porn fest.

        • http://www.facebook.com/brandon.anyzeski Brandon AnyZesty

          True story. This guy has all the answers.

          • bigmikeskinsfan

            its not hard to spot a bitch when you see one. its almost like you have a beacon shining down on you.—

    • http://www.facebook.com/brandon.anyzeski Brandon AnyZesty

      Also, I'm not entirely sure where you're going with the "young," or, "other foot" comments. You're being awfully presumptuous. I was the nice guy; I'm now the asshole, I guess.

      • http://www.facebook.com/brandon.anyzeski Brandon AnyZesty

        I'll kindly disagree, I feel I am being very respectful.

        "I never said you were an asshole…" I know, that was a self-assessment. Not an accusation.

        "I simply stated that I do not understand why you have to say what you have…" Free speech. God bless America.

        "What would be wrong with something just a tad less hurtful. Would it not sting as much as you desire?" I'm not exactly known for tact or sensitivity. However, I wasn't trying to hurt you. If it did, toughen up. These kinds of comments come with the territory.

      • http://www.facebook.com/brandon.anyzeski Brandon AnyZesty

        One last thing, you're sending in half naked photos of yourself for a considerable amount of people to see between Chive and Reddit. Expect to be objectified; embrace it. After all, it's what keeps you submitting photos.

        • Judley

          The Winner: Brandon AnyZesty

          • http://www.gfys.org/ truth

            I concur

        • http://www.gfys.org/ hahaha

          We made the whore leave ! One down ,many more to go.

        • b-ry

          well said sir. you win.

      • Red

        "at some point in life people learn to show a bit of class and decency."

        says the chick showing her ass and bulging camel-toe. HAH!

        • Patches

          Comments like this make me wish I could just keep adding thumbs up. Awesome.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000004607655 Jason Bartz

        If you're going to post near nude photos of yourself around the internet you had better be ready to deal with the consequences, whether now or in the future. So if it means someone is gonna say something bad about you via the internet you better be prepared for that. And as far as the future goes, photos of this nature are only gonna cause problems, I guarantee it. Take for example Paige Duke. She was a promo girl for NASCAR until nude photos of her at college from 6 years ago surfaced. Those photos were never meant to be flashed around the internet yet there they are and it cost her a job. So like I said before, you better be ready to deal with the consequences and repercussions of your actions.

        • b-ry

          well said.

        • ewwy

          yep, you're a faggot.

    • http://www.gfys.org/ truth teller

      `I am not an attention whore ` – Walks around in somebody elses office in her panties ,takes her top off and gets it posted on the internet.

      `I guess it would be at least be responded to with some class` – Funniest thing i read here ,guys please be classy while you fap to her pics.

      That is all.

      • Foosbah

        THE BEST COMMENT OF THE WEEK. BAR-NONE!

      • Raunchy The 1st

        I agree. All The Chivers should twirl their handle-bar mustaches(those 1 or 2 who can grow facial hair more significant than a teenager) while fondling aged brandy in a snifter, their top-hats cocked just so, and their monocles firmly in place while watching some horse-faced skag take her top off, at which they shall proclaim "By jove, I do belive I have expelled ejaculate unto my freshly pressed-trousers. Such be the folly of stimulating my genitals to this trollop's insinuation of promiscuity". Lulz.

        • http://www.facebook.com/brandon.anyzeski Brandon AnyZesty

          I'm actually surprised you know what a snifter is.

      • bigmikeskinsfan

        is this jealousy because people dont want to see you like this? you know damn well if you could get paid to do it you would. but you can sit back and hate on all you want.

        • http://www.gfys.org/ truth

          I got it now ,you must be this hoes pimp boyfriend. Only that can explain ur extreme love for her ,that or u really really love horses and bestiality.

          • bigmikeskinsfan

            oh look, another bitch ass punk who doesnt get that maybe a real man just doesnt like to see punk ass bitches talk shit to a woman. does your mommy know you use the PC she paid for to talk shit to a lady?—

            • http://www.gfys.org/ truth

              Man ur comebacks suck more than ur mom ,quit it ,you`re only making it worse for urself. Now go back to that Horse show on discovery channel and fap to Dylan.

              • bigmikeskinsfan

                haha..you make a fucking MOM joke and call mine lame? you just played yourself, dude. move along and stop being a hypocrite.—

                • http://www.gfys.org/ urnotworthit

                  “does your mommy know you use the PC she paid for to talk shit to a lady?“

                  Since you don't get jokes/sarcasm ill explain ,this means that you started it with that pansy comment so you deserved a mom-joke reply. Now for sanity's sake stop posting pathetic comments and go hide in the barn.

                  • bigmikeskinsfan

                    well apparently “i am worth it” since you have to comment. jackass—

    • http://gypsy-whisperer.tumblr.com Bella

      You rock, Dylan. You're real, have substance. You're challenging the mass-produced idea of beauty, and doing so with an awesome ass! 😛

      As a fellow girl, it's nice to see you respond with class and grace.

    • JpJ

      I'm sure your children and their friends love your "real women of the real world" cause sooo much and what you stand for.

    • Donna_Romper

      Comes with the territory I guess. Either way I think shes hot head to toe.

  • Demon_Cleaner

    Dylan rocks

    • http://www.gfys.org/ obvious

      I almost puked ,she is one nasty slut.

      • Foosbah

        agreed.

      • its_forge

        And yet you carefully viewed every photo and you're down here in the comments trolling. Why is that I wonder. Oh yes, because you're full of shit. How could I forget.

        • obvious

          Same reason The Chive keeps posting pictures of Twilight and Justin Bieber while(supposedly) hating them; it's normal to rip on things you don't like. Stop being such a sanctimonious puss.

  • absolutcarcrazy

    o.0

  • thehookah

    Hump + Gap = Awesome!

    • mickdeck

      Hap or Gump?

      • http://www.gfys.org/ puke

        Tranny face + stinky ass = MEH

  • Bud Lee

    BTW … if you scroll fast it has the same effect as flipping the pages of a book fast with little stick men drawn on them…the pictures appear to move

    • http://www.gfys.org/ phuk yu

      Get a life ,seriously.

  • keithp420

    now that's something I can get behind…

    • http://www.gfys.org/ uranerd

      except ur blow up doll.

      • keithp420

        um, ok…

  • Rob

    so does this mean there is an extra shirt lying around…wait what

  • Anjin-San

    Devo scriverlo nella lingua di Dante.

    Che gran figa..

    • my5tika1cll

      Engrish Prease….

      • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

        use google translate and get a good laugh

  • specv44

    great shoot!!

    • http://www.gfys.org/ itsobvious

      Thats what she said after the chive guys frosted her.

  • Coop

    Ok now TURN AROUND!

    • duh

      only if you bag her face.

    • http://www.gfys.org/ HORSE WHISPERER

      She cant ,bestiality is prohibited.

    • Brother M.

      OH GOD NO!!

  • EdWood

    #11.
    Nice, very nice.
    But I prefer the front of her even more.

    • http://www.gfys.org/ Horse Whisperer

      She is retarded ugly ,trust me am a professional.

      • its_forge

        "Trust me, I'm a professional… retard."

        • Foosbah

          don't worry forge, we were well aware that you are.

    • KNFVkn

      fan of horse-faces, huh?

      • EdWood

        No.
        Fan of great nips.
        You sir, are a horse's ass.

  • Rick james

    Where in gods name is the Gif?!?!

  • http://www.thechive.com Azrrael

    WOW!! gotta love that girl!! nice photoshoot!!

    • http://www.gfys.org/ *****

      Pls find a real women.

      • Seriously

        Please learn proper English idiot.

        • Robert Plant

          please grammar-nazi somewhere else, faggot.

  • Mark

    #11

    Nice gap

  • TBOB

    Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming around

    • http://www.gfys.org/ horse hater

      when she turns around little children go blind.

      • TRON

        LOL win.

    • tcuchiver

      birght eyes!

  • Kimmy

    #5 #6 #7 #11 oooowee baby!!! gona play the banjo…be back soon this wont take long.

  • engrishresson

    Dammit turn around!!!

    • http://www.gfys.org/ truth

      That`ll show his/her/watevr flat hairy manly chest.

  • Josh_5FDP

    GIF! NOWWW! 😀

  • nmj99

    I sure was hoping for a little side boob to go with the hump and gap.

    • 4everDistracted

      I was thinking the same damn thing…

    • theederv

      We were one frame away from side boob…..access denied! 🙁

    • Birdhaus32

      Be careful how well you compliment Dylan, you'll get a barrage of hater comments.

      But that was a great way to start the day and I salute you lady! #11

  • SadSnoopy

    #5 — My fav. Very nice Dylan!

    • http://www.gfys.org/ pimp

      All yours in exchange for a post on the internet.

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