• wtf

    she looks fun

    • hahahahah

      #12 nice back fat

      • b-ry

        she by no means fat. that there is called skin.

        • hahahahah

          with some cushion underneath.

        • verbal

          Wow, didn't notice that the first time through, she has a roll.

          • The_Dood

            You try twisting your body like that and see if you don't get a roll. Notice how it isn't on the other side… Retards.

        • b-ry

          fat is what i was before the surgery :*

      • Randy Marsh

        Wrong, just skin you douche

      • its_forge

        It's called being female, you should try talking to one some time. Women look the way they do because they have a permanent (and loooooooovely) layer of subcutaneous fat cells that men do not have.

      • n1ghtstalker

        The chive is not about negative comments.
        If you want REAL girls to keep posting pics then shut the hell up!

        • http://www.facebook.com/Sirocka Geoffrey Seroka

          Agreed, Chivettes are hot…and real. What's the point in a "perfectly formed" girl if it's all fake 😛 Don't insult Chivettes, Chivers don't like it.

          • truthserum

            Thank you Geoffery – now don't you have someone that needs killin' and skinnin' in your basement?

  • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

    …and I'll be the one drinking.

    • MrRushing

      and picking up men. aka Chivers.

      • graham

        some lucky man will get to pound her

  • crothell

    Wow..she is AWESOME!

    • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

      she really is

    • jango

      i just to put my thing in the secret place , i really love to do with her

  • Joe

    when is there gonna be a chive venice meet up for us cali people?

    • Glenn

      There already was one

      • http://twitter.com/BrandonBudde @BrandonBudde

        Ok. Well, when will there be another one? I'm a relatively new Chiver and missed out on the last one. =

        • pass

          not missing anything. it's a sausage fest.

  • Bob

    Turd shits

  • _nils

    workin' at theChive gotta be great! 😀

  • BMW

    Gets my motor runnin'….. #2 #9 #19

    • Jesse

      head out on the thighway…

      • lyrics

        lookin for adventure….

        • Jen

          and whatever cums our way

          • b-ry

            that song sucks.

  • Fisherman Pete

    Simply beautiful, all of these pictures.

  • next

    seen enough of her….moving on.

    • Meh

      Agreed. Meh says "meh":

      • Eh?

        Still much better than Dylan


      • feh....


    • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Envy is a bitch huh?

      – the one you love to hate

      • next

        nah…she's played out. and this is a failed, last minute attempt at trying to get more people to attend the meet up tonight. pretty obvious.

        • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Things Paula would like to see but never will # 1:
          – Chivers acting equaly ungrateful and arrogant when they're face to face with the Chivettes they insult in the comment section.

          – the one you love to stab with a pitchfork

          • The_Dood

            You and me both…

          • TheBoris

            Wow. I think we can be friends now. Well said.

          • LikesPaulaMore

            You'd better shape up Paula_ your negative rating might be in jeopardy if you keep up quality comments like this one

            • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

              ALL my comments are top notch asshat! It's just that you guys are too dumb to appreciate the genuine brilliant pieces of work they are.

              – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
              — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

          • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

            no SHIT! bunch of never satisfied assholes.

          • n1ghtstalker

            Careful Paula, with comments like that you are in danger of getting a positive comment rating! lol
            Chive on!

  • EdWood

    Stunningly nice body.
    And I bet she even made that sammich.

    • Jen

      i wonder how john feels just standing there eating a burrito in front of a topless chick. BOING!

      • its_forge

        The guy who sorts all the hardcore porn out of the Sexy Chiver submissions? I'm thinking he can probably deal with it.

        • HANK

          Looking at tits doesn't bother scarf wearing homosexuals

    • theenforcer

      try a burrito you dipshit, from freebirds…

      • http://www.facebook.com/mdinh013 Minh Dinh

        freebirds is overpriced. try rosaritos

  • oliverklosov

    #3, #4, #5, #6 hot and she knows her place.

  • zacherias

    #14 "must…. not.. look.. at booooobs"

    • Birdhaus32


    • SeaBassEX

      Did she make him that sandwich?

  • Dan

    How many of these girls has John had sex with?

    • yep

      i think he's gay.

      • intensedebate1


      • chim richels

        Super hero gay. Very gay t-shirts.

        That's why these hot chicks drop their draws around that big chinned dude. The gayness. They'd never do it around a guy who is trying to put a dick in them.

    • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

      None. He can't do that anymore. It's because of the Sexy Chivers selection process; he's gotten sooo used to watching them on a screen for days that's the only way he can still enjoy it. Hasn't touched a real boobie in years.

      – the one you love to stab with a pitchfork

    • b roni

      pretty sure he slams at least a few of them. sarah hill was hangin allll over him at the 1st meetup. dudes def not gay. I want his life

  • blues

    Do her panties say "NICE SLOT"

    • Birdhaus32

      I'd like to take that shot if possible

    • shaka

      "Nice Slut"

      • Jordan

        read my mind

    • Robby

      looks like "nice shot" to me

  • b-ry

    face isn't the greatest but smoking body.

    • Bob

      Real talk.

    • Napoleon C4

      She is a little soft, but I like it.

    • fake_witty_name

      It would help if she smiled. Most of the pics it looks like she's thinking "What IS that smell?"

      • Fish On

        I was thinking the same exact thing. She has that "just smelled a fart" look.

    • shaka

      Face is fucked…. I'm just sayin…

      • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Did you hear that? That was your karma dropping.

        – the one you love to hate

      • chim richels

        Amen. Body is banging, but the face is just whatever. That face won't look good at 40.

        The body is a bit soft too. She's just one of those 'naturally hot bodied thin girls'

        There are a like a billion of them in high schools all across the country.

  • Setzmachine22

    I have the weirdest boner at work right now!

    • me too!


      • Birdhaus32

        It's a life saver!

    • Pat

      #14 I have the weirdest boner right now!

    • CNG

      Fishermans tuck FTW

    • HANK

      Whats so weird about it is it like at a 90 degree angle or sumthin?

  • spydermonkey

    #17 Wow. Nuff said.

    • b-ry

      that is a real hot picture but mostly because you can't see her face.

    • Travis

      Kind of reminds me of human centipede, only i have an erection… Well then I guess it's exactly like human centipede.

    • http://dangdut-hot.blogspot.com dangdut hot

      The Chive….a place where girls who will never make it as models can go to feel like one! hahahaha.

  • Soda Pop

    The Chive….a place where girls who will never make it as models can go to feel like one! hahahaha.

    Got to give the Chive guys props…..they got her a$$ naked.

    • not quite


  • Dicgozinia

    Who chooses these girls. There have been way hotter girls in the Find Her and Chivette posts . Or did we choose this one based on the need to sell tickets to the Chicago meetup? So all the nerds can shell out cash to come and drool over her. I smell a conspiracy!

    • right on

      this comment has win all over it. well said.

      • Fail

        this comment has fail all over it, poorly said.

    • budfoot

      Don't you guys get it yet? The Chive is actually owned by a modeling agency. They use it's "hipness" to introduce new models.

      • Jordan

        This makes sense.. However, I see the conspiracy theory. Also, the girls on "find her" most likely will not take their tops off in front of anybody.. So win for this lady for being outgoing… not as outgoing as we would all like.. but still out going. I say we make this a pay site.. Like $5 per month and see some a$$ and Ts

        • The_Dood

          Yeah, I don't think any of those exist. That's a great idea, we'll make millions!

        • b-ry

          i don't pay to look at chicks naked….especially online.

          Google works just as good when needed.

          • Jordan

            Agreed.. but if you want to see this girl naked, its going to cost you more then $5 in drinks lol.

            • Resonate

              doubt it

            • HANK

              Your right cuz I'd have to be pretty drunk to want to

        • HANK


    • First Time Caller

      The Chive asks girl after girl after girl until one finally says yes….so it is really the girl giving into the chive versus the chive "picking" a girl….but fuck why complain? I'd bone her.

  • https://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

    Chive meetup, 20th anniversary of Lollapalooza. Chicago sounds like a good weekend in the making.

  • Plunker

    Nice ass!

  • Jeff

    #3-6, hey good lookin what ya got cookin? How 'bout cookin up something good with me?!

    • Zoey

      Why so many negative comments??!
      I LOVE the Hank Williams (Sr!) reference. Great job!

      • tcuchiver

        i second that – great comment! a nice break from what has become one of the most negative places around – the comment section – where nerdy wanna be's come to play

  • ssss9999

    butter face

    • Dan

      I bet you wouldn't turn her down.

      • ....

        that's not what he said.

    • Cecil

      When you get an ego boost by trying to make other people feel bad about themselves you become the sort of person for which butterface would be a compliment.

      • chim richels

        She's the one putting her half naked shit out there on the interwebz.

        Comes with the territory.

        Quit trying to be Sigmund Fucking Freud. There's not 'larger statement about one's person' when saying a chick that puts half nekkid pictures of her tittays in the internet is a butterface. It has nothing to do with 'projection' or 'ego' or etc. It simply means that the poster thinks this chick is a butterface.

        He's not alone.

        She is.

        Now, go back to being 'that guy'

        • TRON


          • feh....


  • Kodos

    I hope that's fresh bread you're making for the sandwich.
    Thank You.

  • SmashasaurusRex

    can't wait for the meet up tonight!

    • yup

      herd dat playa

    • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Me neither. Remember: NO pitchforks!!

      – tickets still available? Are you kidding!? Bring the girls next door!

      • haha

        see….there's Paula trying to convince more people to attend.
        have fun at the party….all 25 of you.


        • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Just checked the sales stats:

          Gender__ | # of tickets
          Male____ | ___ 243
          Female__ | _____1
          Male/Female ratio___: sausage fest

          Have fun y'all!!

          – that would be me then. There goes anonymity!

          • haha

            hahaha…i actually laughed at that comment.

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