• jDong


    • bambam

      aye douche, next time at least try to write something creative otherwise just don't comment at all… now GTFO

      • float

        "aye" canadian guy, GTFO and stop empowering trolls you imbecile.

        • ...

          Canadian is actually "eh" you moron.

  • Verbal_Kint

    i love me some men. is that okay in here??

    • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

      You suck at trolling… and life for that matter. FUCK OFF!

  • Trololol

    #45 Probably the best game in the World

    • http://www.gfys.org/ geezus


    • Bookface

      You just play the same level over and over every day.

      • Bookface

        And most of the content comes from other games.

        • fuck you bookface

          but you just cant stop playing?

          • Red

            but you inexplicably get sand in your vagina when someone points out it isn't worth the money/time you spent on it.

  • John

    #55 Winning!

    • just sayin'

      she needs a burger.

    • MOAR?

      I'm thinking MOAR of her!

    • CosmoKramerTheAssMan

      she needs less clothes on…damn…

    • http://www.gfys.org/ fuck no

      how ? just coz he bought a skinny ass hoe ? Get a life.

      • Hand of Fate

        More like an extremely pretty girl with a nice body.

        Good work, man! Definitely try to convince her to submit! Don't be scared off by the insecure, jealous chubby chasers.

        Chive on!

        • b cup chivette

          she's amazing!! more and more and more please

        • IUBRFG

          hey, Handjob of Fate, stop typing with one hand and jerk the chive staff off properly with both hands.

          chive off.

      • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

        ya bc she's in shape she must be a hoe. smh jackass

      • Dick_Hammer

        This is probably what you're into, https://thechive.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/yoga-

    • http://www.facebook.com/Wil.Pwr Will Harding

      How has no one screamed FIND HER yet?

      • gocubsgo!

        Find her! Jesus, if she can make the mom jeans look hot like that, then I suggest a whole post!
        Chive, fly her to the coast!!!!

      • Red

        'cause we haven't gotten around to the virgins yet.

        • yourdadfingeredyou

          You sound like a 12 year old giving somebody shit online and congrats on losing your v-card

          • Red

            your name is "yourdadfingeredyou", so i think you've got some issues of your own to work out.

    • Captlazarus

      She's so hot that even those mom jeans are making my penis dance the carlton

      • KDON


    • everysaneman

      I understand everybody that says she's too skinny, because I too am a fan of the thicker variety, but that is only because alcohol doesn't give me a choice. Do her and us a favor and find her if you can.

  • Brian King

    #1 She must be visiting West Virginia as she has all her teeth…

    • First Time Caller

      Warrior Dash Shirt – awesome!

    • Curran Thorne

      You're right she isn't from WV but I am and I took this picture, by the way my teeth are perfect and I have many pairs of shoes.

      • Mr. Wright

        Where in the state was this? Dolly Sods or Seneca area? just a guess from the rocks…

      • Brian King

        Did you know the Toothbrush was invented in West Virginia? Had it been invented anywhere else in the states, it would have been called the teethbrush!!!

    • IronEagle119

      Just like everyone in the South hates black people, everyone in New England is gay, and everyone in the Pacific Northwest hugs trees…

      Go WVU, and Chive On from outside Washington D.C.

  • http://www.facebook.com/saiyanmarc Marc Trottier

    #1 Cute redhead from West by God Virginia.. count me IN!

    • really?


      • http://www.facebook.com/saiyanmarc Marc Trottier

        Diff stroke for diff folks 🙂

    • WV Ginger

      Seriously thought i was the only WV Chiver. Glad to see there is at least one more and another ginger at that.

      • MENTALMIKE81

        You are not alone. West Virginia born and raised in Greenbrier County. Loyal Chiver for many years.

      • Matt

        Another here in Marshall Co. Been Chiving a few years myself.

        • WV Ginger

          Kanawha County and been Chivin for about a year.

          • Da_Boz

            Berkeley County, Chivin all day every day! Also have some teeth left too!

            • Ryan

              Chivin from Morgantown.

            • IronEagle119

              Where in Berkeley County? I'm from Hedgesville.

              • Da_Boz

                Go to dirty dawgs tonight, i'll wear a keep calm chive on shirt and get your first round.

                • IronEagle119

                  Thanks for the offer, I'm now in Frederick and won't be able to make it out there tonight. Maybe sometime soon we should try to gather some Chivers from the area(I know a few) and pound some beers. You work at the Coast Guard center in Kearneysville?

                  • Ha.Ha.


          • MENTALMIKE81

            I currently reside in Huntington, work in Charleston, and grew up in Lewisburg.

            • Heeeee Hawwww

              I's chivin' riiiiiite now bangin' mah half-sister/half-momma. Goooooooooo Mountaineers!

              • MENTALMIKE81

                Not quite. I'm a Marshall fan.

                • Heeeee Hawwww

                  oh, wasn't trying to make fun of you…just being goofy

      • Mr. Wright

        Another two here in Kanawha County (My girlfriend and I). I just converted a coworker yesterday as well.

        • Jehovah's Witness

          We are converting your coworker back this weekend.

      • https://www.facebook.com/doucant Smootchie Scheff

        Definitely not alone,
        The only ginger that chives in Beckley…… I think?

    • Real Ginger

      Finally a Beautifully Natural Ginger! Not those fake dyed hair wannabe gingers!

    • Mr.Matt

      West Virginia FTW Chive on from Morgantown.

      • The_Marc

        Keyser Chiver!!! WOOT!

  • http://twitter.com/CSmith0203 @CSmith0203

    #55 – I see a new Chivette in our future…

    • http://www.gfys.org/ puke

      I see a skeleton in our future.

      • Hand of Fate

        Nah, she looks great. Good for him. Don't be a hater just because you're jealous he got a girl under 200 lbs.

        • not for me

          dude….look at her waist. that's a little TOO skinny.

          • Hand of Fate

            Not at all.

            • b cup chivette

              she's perfect

            • http://www.gfys.org/ fact

              I like that you have a pic of ur GF as ur dp fate. So obviously a female in full form makes you go batcrazy.

              • Hand of Fate

                A pic of my gf as my what? dp?

                I'm so confused…

                • http://www.gfys.org/ pfffbbbt

                  Of-course you are dumbfuck ,the joke was that you only have ur hand to make love too and you love it so much you made it ur dp. Typical retard chiver ,needs to be explained everything.

                  • Hand of Fate

                    I didn't know what a dp was because your English is so broken, you dumb shit, so you're difficult to understand. And, since I didn't know what the fuck a dp was, I wasn't sure if you were referring to my Chivette wife whose pictures were on here last week.

                    Also, your joke wasn't even funny.

          • dcw

            yeah she's a little thin for my tastes, but with a smile / face like that, you'd be insane to turn her away.

          • truth

            I'll send all the 300+ lb chicks your way

  • Glizz

    #56 needs a hump day post.

    • MOAR?


    • bambam

      and needs to burn her bra

    • hMMMM

      look at her hips and thighs. mmmmmmm…..THICK.

  • http://www.douggoff.com Doug

    Kudos to the lucky bastard who took the pic in #56

  • xDV8x

    Where in WV? I've yet to get a "Chive on" since I moved here…

  • EdWood

    Not real sure why……….
    But that made me laugh loudly.

  • KCJake

    I don't know why, but I always like this thread. It's probably because of pictures like #1 and #55 though.

    • https://www.facebook.com/doucant Smootchie Scheff

      you mean #1 through #53, right?

  • jason_in_pc

    anyone else chivin in pc, fl ?

    • FL Blows

      even if I was, I'd be scared you'd come and eat me

      • Red


  • Mandalor

    #13 representing New England like a boss!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1458516647 Sven Sić

    #55 do i smell Sexy chivette post soon? :))

    • http://www.gfys.org/ truth

      Do you smell whores ?

      • hMMMM

        Why are you on here? You hate all the girls, you scream repost at least 3 times a day, and yet you keep commenting…both you and obvious. If you hate everything about the site, why put yourself through all this?

        • hMMMM

          forgot to mention you ragging on all the Chivers as well, but I'd bet my life savings at the rate you post comments, you're on this site more than at least 95% of all visitors.

          • truth

            nope. when things on this site are so consistantly slutty/retarded, you don't even have to pay full attention anymore. just guess which one of the two it'll be.

            • truth

              and there are at least 3 or more people using that handle

            • hMMMM

              what is your reason for coming to this site daily?

  • p1babyarm

    #56 That light house is symbolic of my crotchal region caused by Sexy Chivettes

  • http://theberry.com/ walkingtheriver

    #60 Pretty amazing art right there 🙂

    • thom

      He just looks like the kind of dude who can handle a blow torch. Thumbs up!

    • robber

      got to agree on the one piece's too

  • Bubba

    #55 Find her!

    • eat something

      …a hamburger

      • b cup chivette

        why rag on a beautiful, fit girl just because she's thin? she looks great to me. do you really want a jiggly, fat-ass that bad? i think you must be a chubby chaser

        • eat something

          not a chubby chaser but prefer some meat on the bones.

          • WHRE

            any real man does.

            • truth

              she is beautiful.. if you prefer fat asses, you are welcome to them. that leaves the gorgeous and fit for us

    • http://www.gfys.org/ yikes

      A doctor ,she needs a psychiatrist.

    • Hand of Fate

      I don't know if a girl submitted by a Chiver necessarily needs to be found. More like he just needs to send in more!

    • thom

      She is found, she is at the KanRocksas music festival.

  • TheRyan5

    #54 Finally, another Cincinnati chiver!

    • NKYChiver

      You aren't the only one. I'm in NKY! WHO DEY!

      • TheRyan5

        Yes! Finally! Chive On!

        • Moose Nuts

          I live in Cincy too! I was beginning to think I was the only Chiver in the city…

    • Allen

      Keep Calm and Chive On from Hyde Park

  • http://www.facebook.com/tarohde Troy Rohde

    I rarely watch wrestling anymore, but saw this on monday night and couldn't stop laughing! Awesome!


    • http://www.facebook.com/swlanton Anton Arnold

      John Ceno!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=514615429 Pat Overton

      Chive about to hit the main stream! How many pro/college football games we gonna see this sign at this year? I saw this one Monday night too, and I'll be looking for more as the football season progresses.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1740391871 Trevor Rader

      I can die happy now….I made the chive.

  • http://affeslist.com Affe

    #29 I hate when I have to drive NW too

    • Ha.Ha.

      especially at precisely 5:25 pm. I don't know what it is….

      • BamaJess

        Roll Tide!

    • John

      There are other Chivers in Montgomery, AL? AWESOME!!!

  • SAT

    #6 Please return your man card for wearing Crocs!

    • absolutcarcrazy

      Yeah, it's probably smarter to wear running shoes in the water…… /end sarcasm

    • booboopeedoo

      Oh the shame. Not only is the "dude" wearing crocs, but they are ORANGE! He better be a Syracuse alum.

      • drew

        Those are red; we bleed orange…and don't wear crocs.

    • Chuck Taylor

      Camping on a river—–>Crocs seem appropriate.

  • http://www.gfys.org/ owner

    Losers Everywhere ,its just a friggin website ,calm the fuck down and enjoy ur life.

    • advicetoowner

      A bit of advice: Don't mention ANYTHING remotely bad about any of the scantily clad women on this site – some of the posters go nuts and become quite frightening/pathetic

      • http://www.gfys.org/ fact

        Yes ,all the whores who post promiscuous pics here are apparently very classy in real life so they deserve respect while you Fap to their pics or else face the wrath of the pussy worshipers.

        • fact

          I totally like to bitch and complain about how I hate the chive, chivers, and oh course the skank chivettes…

          But ironically I feel the NEED to comment on every fucking post and systematically go through every post and thumb down and comment that is not to my trolling standards.

          Obviously I am to low on the totem pole of life to even matter to anyone. I think my mom is calling me from upstairs – gotta go!

          Chive on!

          • fact

            And even though these trolls are supposedly so pathetic and lonely and have no idea of what they're talking about, I feel the need jump to the defense of a website for no particular reason other than to project my feelings of loneliness and worthlessness onto them because I know most people will flock like a herd of lemmings and agree with me.

            It makes me feel special to play "cubicle crusader" to a bunch of attention-whores, college students, and middle-management man-children because I liken myself an advocate of the masses, but am too much of a pussy to anything besides have the stubby green cock of The Chive stuck up me.

            Chive on!

    • http://www.thechive.com SmokeyMorgan

      But you keep coming back. You think the site is fail, but still. I can't help but think, "Who is the loser?" LOL….Chive on, asshole.

    • HillBilly Bone

      Sounds like someone needs to take a good long look in the mirror. Looks to me that all the people in these pics are enjoying life quite a bit.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=514615429 Pat Overton

      Haters gonna hate! I AM enjoying life, and part of that enjoyment is coming to the Chive. I would enjoy it even more if trolls like you would stay away. You're taking up valuable space that could be used by someone posting themself from a cool place that you will never get to go to because you're too busy playing video games in your parents' basement. Have a nice day! 🙂

  • JC

    #55. Moar please

    • http://www.gfys.org/ detective

      Fuck no ,she looks like a crack hoe.

      • Hand of Fate

        Same guy saying the same shit over and over again under different names…

        • http://www.gfys.org/ phuk yu

          Says the guy who responds everytime. Go make love to ur hand.

        • KIUed

          nope. i agree with him.

  • Sharky

    #4 SHARK TANK!

    • http://www.facebook.com/swlanton Anton Arnold

      Good call.. I took that photo.. thats also my John Ceno sign on the following picture.. Chive On

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