Chivers Unite, theCHIVE’s Chicago Meetup (51 Photos)

by: John

In: Awesome, High-Res

Aug 11, 2011

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Kaars

Looks like you had a great time! Maybe one day I'll make one.

Were there any troll sightings?

Joe

All crakers…..damn

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1521060132 Sterling Crawford

Cause Ecuador and the DR are just overflowing with "crakers".

http://twitter.com/svp318 @svp318

from the Ecuadorian in the pic: what the hell does "craker" mean?

anon

white people

http://twitter.com/svp318 @svp318

thanks.. and Sterling, for the record, ever heard of the spanish colonization? yeah well.. lots of "crakers" in latin america

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1521060132 Sterling Crawford

There is a little more to it than simply "white people". Very few, if anyone, would consider someone from any part of Latin America to be considered a cracker. It's more of a term for white americans. I've lived in Texas my whole life, trust me, I know all about Spanish colonization. I didn't mean that you not being a cracker is a bad thing.

HeyJewed

Actually "cracker" is a derogatory term for the white people who would whip slaves ("crack" a whip) to get them to keep working. These people were usually white…

You're all welcome

yup

Incorrect.

yup

just to clear up the record for you my foreign friend……..most people nowadays think that it means "white people" but it was actually just a nickname that southern US cattle drivers got, as in "whip crackers". It actually has nothing to do with race (although most Americans who use the term don't know that).

https://thechive.com/ Paula_

Hehehe :*
And I didn't see a single pitchfork!!!

Hugs,
Paula
– "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
— LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1521060132 Sterling Crawford

#29 Paula?

http://www.gfys.org/ pfffbbbt

I see whores ,trolls are difficult to spot.

truthserum

lol

Verbal_Kint

who really cares about this event? it;s an overblown frat party.

KyleHeier

Forever alone 🙁
pfffbbbt

I obviously care enough to post something about it…

oops.
truthserum

Verbal – you are another truth teller!

Truthserum

yay I am no longer forever alone!

truthserum

I don't use capital letters for my name you cumguzzler

HeyJewed

Just sign up and have a verified account. problem solved.

HeyJewed

Nah – I like your name better.

HeyJewed

I think it is actually pretty cool for people who run a site to throw a party for the people who make it possible for them to make a living. That being said, it is in fact an overblown frat party.

Itachi

Yeah…. it would be cooler if it was free, I mean these guys got to be millionaires….. hahahah

mark thurgood

#37

Perfect spot for the event, it was so much fun meeting all of you!

Darkside

The one in red looks a tad slow….but Im sure somebody here likes that.
http://www.facebook.com/marinovedder Marino Ramirez Terc

it was an awesome party!!!! let's see what we can do for the next one 🙂

Bud Lee

hahahaha…#9 I want that dude's shirt

http://www.gfys.org/ Bud Lee 125p

Correction ,i want that dude`s Dick.

Bud Lee

oh look…another guy name Bud Lee….probably just like me…well except for the fact that it appears that he doesn’t have a cool blue kayak. Oh, and he seems to like dicks.

vhr1904

Blue kayaks and dicks are all on the same level of homo. Just saying…

Bud Lee

Psssshhhh……like dicks…blue kayaks are only homo if they are being inserted in a man's ass…I float in my kayak while drinking beer…what you do with your kayak is up to you. Just don't submit any pics of you and your kayak during y'alls special time. .

its_forge

You mean "I Shaved My Balls For This?" That's available at tshirthell.com.

Byron

Was so nice to see that all the Chivers are down to earth people. Both Patty and John asked me what I like about the site and what I don't like. I always sensed that the chive actually gives a shit, nice to know they do. Chiver for life

#26, #37

perry

after meeting John and Leo i now know why the site is so successful

really?

didn't figure it out after the boobs and funny pictures?

Dixon b.

Erin W. is hysterically funny

#21

http://twitter.com/erinwillett @erinwillett

Is that you I am posing with? I need to know.

gocubsgo!

Hysterically funny and apparently has great bar trick ability. See #48 and #50.
My favorite chivette, no doubt!
Totally wanted to come home to Chicago for the meet up, but no dice.
NYC?!?! Give a brother a little notice and I'll be there.
http://jerseysfinest-bling.blogspot.com/ bling306

Yeaaa keep representing Jersey Erin!!!! She is cool as hell

aleXTC

Fuck Jersey

Jimmy C

Fuck you.

Pwithc

fuck me.

possibly!

you NEED to know…did you guys kiss? did you have intercourse!!?!?!

cwhoa

just scissor me timbers

meetngreets

i was a little nervous to meet her. she was my favorite of the night. her and John. He's the fucking man. Patty is funny too and looking good!

Guesty

really? nervous? about meeting a girl. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you…. the average Chiver!!!!

Guessy

Guesty has some real anger issues, and I suspect issues that go far beyond that . . . sorry about the crappy life dude, hope someday you get it all sorted out.
yup

WIN

Guesty

regular Katt Williams I bet….
Now, imagine she is not a decent looing girl….. Uh Oh, not so funny anymore…
SmashasaurusRex

Thanks for the photo Erin! My girlfriend and I thought you were an absolute sweetheart! Can't wait for the next Chi town meet up!

SmashasarusRexGF

SO true Erin! Next time though – I eat YOUR pussycat while they chivers do shots off MY ass okay?

Antonio

Wasn't a sausage fest either, which was nice, some beautiful Chivettes. Either way, the whole crew was so nice. thanks for the night!!!

#31

hMMMM

are you really citing this picture to back up your statement about this not being a sausagefest??? LOSE THEM!!!!

FPOBA

It was, I was disappointed. 15 or so chicks at one time, and 200 dudes. The only girls that stayed were the models from chive. Pickle Party 2011…maybe next year will be decent, but I doubt it.

Fuck Chicago, I'm leaving for California

no thanks

so the truth comes out from someone that was there.
2 meetups. 2 sausage fests.
NYC = 0/3
Sarah

^^^

just FYI i'm pretty sure I met 'FPOBA' at the event. he thought it he was going to the playboy mansion and was a real dick. either that was him or he's just making shit up. for the REAL record there were more than 15 girls, quite a sight more in fact. don't trust everything you read, even tho you want to 🙂

also, I'm a chivette, not a hired model

http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

he's clearly mad he didnt get laid that night. but then if that's why he was there then he doesnt understand TheChive anyways. there should have been a questionnaire before tickets were allowed to be purchased…

Ha.Ha.

Settle down there, Randall…you've been on here for like 2 months so don't go making statements like how someone doesn't understand what theChive is. You're about to be categorized with Shannon and its_forge, you look a bit creepy.

no thanks

well more than 15 girls and 200 guys is still a sausage fest. even with 50 girls (which i know there weren't) it's still too manly.
Ha.Ha.

Did they fly you out to do the calendar shoot? Did you pay to be at this event?

Also, given that well over 50% of theChive's content is Chivette-related, why is it so ludicrous to expect a more even male to female ratio?

Helen Mirren

My big fat cock is beefy and juicy, juicy and beefy

http://www.gfys.org/ itsobvious

Dylan ,Erin and LG will be seeing you soon then.
Dick_Hammer

fuckin douche
truthserum

lol – so random!
bigdeal

why helen you dirty girl!

synnful

Bean town is waiting !!!
chuck taylor

#49, #50

they seem nice

http://www.facebook.com/childsd Daniel Childs

That's me on the right side. All I remember after that was having an in-depth discussion with John about PHP and WordPress, buying a round, knocking one off the table, and puking out the car somewhere along I-290. I need to remember to bring my A-game next time I party with the Chivers :/

Megan

Daniel! I was sitting next to you all night (in the photo) and im still impressed you like Coheed!

b-ry

who doesn't like Coheed…sick band
http://www.facebook.com/childsd Daniel Childs

Megan! That was indeed a fun night, and I think my buddy and your Montana friend had an especially good time! (if you know what I mean)

yup

they banged.
Broseph Stalin

Good to see someone from Montana is rep-in it!

http://twitter.com/erinwillett @erinwillett

Oh my goodness, vaguely remember this. Who's phone got drenched in booze?!

Megan

Ricks phone! I forgot about that. I was supposed to be protecting it…oops
and hey, "really…" down there, were more than decent looking 😉

Ctr

Got to love nerd talks while completely drunk, wish I was in Chicago so I could have gone.
Matt

maybe you should call a cab next time and not be such a dick.
really?

so you were sitting next to the only two decent looking girls that were there all night, while they were groping each other and your only memory is of John, some nerd shit and acting like an amateur? hmmmmmmmm "Chivers" are………………interesting.

Broseph Stalin

#50 Nice ring 😉

Jeff

#1 Redhead with tongue piercing, the holy grail!!!! MOAR MOAR MOAR OMFG MOAR!!!

http://www.gfys.org/ yu suk

^ This is your average Chiver ,epic desperation.

https://thechive.com/ Paula_

And we love him as he's one of us.

Hugs,
Paula
– "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
— LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

SmashasaurusRex

That's my lil firecracker!

Slappy McGee

Looks like fun. Fun, indeed.

http://www.gfys.org/ yes siree bob

A place filled with losers who prolly went to a bar and got a chance to talk to some sluts for the 1st time in their lives. Fun ,indeed.

Mcfly707

#14 That's a whole lot of douche.

Harbinger

As usual, a bunch of women dressed nicely and a bunch of guys dressed like children.
FlyingSpagMonst

Love the redhead.

http://jakeripper.blogspot.com/ Jacøb

For real. She needs her own gallery.

http://TheChive.com Drewcifer

#14 Find her!!!
Brian

Crazy hotness in the middle though.

bettingonthecubs

Was in Chicago till Tuesday on business before i had to fly out….so bummed i missed it. Though you couldn't have picked a hotter week to do it
Bud Lee

There is A LOT more women there than I thought there would be…almost didn't recognize Dylan…you know with clothes on #33

observer

yeah, i was surprised at the female turnout. some pretty girls like them some chive, man
Guesty

And without the number and blindfolds….
http://www.gfys.org/ horse whisperer

Come on you can always spot Dylan ,just look for a feed bag.

Guesty

HAHA Awesome horse whisperer!

You want to join my guild too?

My mom said I could only have 4 people sleep over so I don't want to fill a spot if you need one.
There will be s'mores I promise.

We can look up escort chicks on craigslist and masterbate each other after she goes to bed…
Whadda you say bro?

Eh?

Ah, the guy who posts under other peoples' names is back. You were one of those kids who would just repeat everything someone said back to them, weren't you? And I bet you used "I know you are, but what am I?" plenty of times as well.

Now I will sit back and wait for this loser to respond using "Eh?" as a name, with at least one mom joke.

Guesty

It's pretty sad this imposter. I feel a little proud that he stuck with my user name for so long. must've really pissed him off. The mom stuff gets a little old quick, but what are ya gonna do, I'm sure he's a teenage fanboy that really can't think of anything remotely close to original. But yeah, you could expect an Eh? post soon.

Guesty

LOL

USTILLMADBRO?

Red

*yawn*

Eh?

Your mom repeats everything.

Guesty

Is your silence horse whisperer a no?

I mean it will be WAY more epic then the chive meetup! Mr. Obvious said he is coming, I have asked some others but I really want you there.

What if I just masturbate you…I will even put a chive shirt over my face so it can be angry sex for you?

comOnBro!

Eh?

I would totally come Guesty!

Can i be treasurer of the guild? I wont join unless I can be.

Isn't it awesome to sit on a site that we profess our undying hate about and spout random garbage from our low functioning brains, all because we are socially awkward and unable to coexist in the real world with real people.

Truth is we just derp through life trying to spread our misery to others in the hope of anything being worthwhile in our existence.

I know I will never actually have friends or hell even see a real live woman naked but if this slumber party goes through maybe I can finally lose my virginity!

Chive On Bro!

Eh?

oh shit i forgot…

Your mom blows, simply because she failed at being a parent.

You are the # 1 example of that!

Chive on Eh?
Eh?

"all because we are socially awkward and unable to coexist in the real world with real people. "

Says the guy having a conversation with himself using two different names.

Eh?

Yea I totally won that argument…

Self High-Five!

oh…

forever alone.

truthserum

Dear Eh?

You don't have to ask to join our guild (I would prefer 'band of merry trolls' but a guild sounds swell too), just a couple of rules – you must not be a Chive slut worshipper like a bunch of these people are, you can't use silly nonsensical words like 'derp' in a sentence. Also, no 'mom' jokes – not because they hurt my feelings but they're just so 1990's you know and you have to be more creative than that. Ummm….what else…. can't be grossly overweight or awfully skinny (let's be honest, crazy skinny people can be pretty ugly too) ummm…..can't be too smelly, too horny, too desperate, you have to swear that you've never checked any of these girls twitter pages or told them how they make you smile, and you can't use that awful "forever alone" expression okay?

And we don't require a treasurer – just someone who is a treasure…..and I think we found ourselves a winner!

truthserum

(and I mean the fake eh by the way)

truthserum

cool

story

bro.

Red

"mom jokes are so 90s"

try 60s(and even then they were pretty damn old). that's how out of date the chiver's sense of humor is.

truthserum

true.

Guesty

^this

Guesty

Actually this =======================> forever alone.

Guest

You're a dickless sack of shit, horse whisperer.

truth

Guest, you rock. horse whisperer should be named horse blower. that's the best pussy he can get, POS.

Foosbah

a leopard-printed mare. i didn't know they bred those….

lawrence

Met Chivers who came in from Kansas, Ohio, Wisconsin. John and Leo took time to have a drink with just about everybody. They must have been wasted.
#35

mike

Where did that ipad 2 sac that says Sherpa on it come from?

really?

ummmm…… .http://tinyurl.com/426kvjr

http://www.douggoff.com Doug

Which one is Paula?

Da_Boz

#9 on the left

NAACP

She did say she was going to shave her balls for it.

https://thechive.com/ Paula_

I'm in 2 of the above.

Hugs,
Paula
– "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
— LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

#32

http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

Oops #23

http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

I just went back and looked again,I'm now thinking the ginger in #8 #20

Eh?

I'm guessing the bald 40 year old behind the ginger in those two pictures.

http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

Ahh… the forever alone guy.You might be on to something there.

Dingless

You guys are both dicks. Those are just fellow Chivers.

Eh?

Dingless is definitely the bald 40 year old.

Beware Mamasboy

who gives a shit?

Travis

#14 is super pretty.

Mark

Yay Ashton!

gocubsgo!

Whatever her name is, I concur. Chivette of the week???

iambigd42

/moar!

Theresa

#11, #21

I now understand why so many girls send half-naked girls to John, he's quite charming in real life.

Patches

Yes I'm sure they can all tell how quite charming he is by his email address. lol 99.9% of the girls sending in pics don't meet him first, he's just some stranger on the internet who can promise them 15 seconds of fame.

Guesty

How much did you charge this gaggle of homely looking losers to go out to a bar?

Coldzilla

OK comments like that should have to include a pic of the poster 😉
Mr. Obvious

My thoughts exactly. Losers and sweet ugs. Not a looker in the bunch
Guesty

obviously more then my mom gives me for allowance…

forever alone.
http://twitter.com/The_Scofield_ @The_Scofield_

Speaking of gaggle, tell you're mom I'm sorry about her throat.

Bookface

I think you meant "gargle?"
Guesty

Nice try bub. And roll out mom jokes, YEAH 4th grade!

Guesty

I know right.

Us 8th graders are way more adult.

Stay strong Fake Guesty!

Guesty

really? still? You commented on your own comment with a different username. truly guy, go outside. talk to real people. after 5:00 I'm away from you tards until work starts the next day. you, my friend, will be on til bedtime. but keep fighting the "good fight", oh white knight

Guesty

Really?
UstillMadBro?
Still?

And I think you wanted to say – your mom gets home at 5.
That is when computer time ends for fake Guesty

http://twitter.com/Ambrocious @Ambrocious

Jeeeeeeeeealous.

http://www.facebook.com/btienyam Bordin Tienyam

Freaking Awesome
Danielle

#51

I wish my family looked like that 🙁

mickdeck

If only they could be that cool

jesus H

why don't you just give them a BJ already….you guys are pathetic.

http://www.gfys.org/ yuck

That is one ugly family.
zing

why? does your family have human sized chins?
Raunchy The 1st

you wish you had a brother that looked like a dumbo-rat, and your sisters looked like Jay Leno in drag?

fail

#30.
Is that Paula?

https://thechive.com/ Paula_

Nope, but I'm in 2 photos in this set.

Hugs,
Paula
– "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
— LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

hugepens

I'm going to guess the #15 and #41 ?
the girl in the glasses?

http://jerseysfinest-bling.blogspot.com/ bling306

agreed

Fasteddy14

You mean you were at that event and nobody took you out!?!?! And I don't mean on a date…

EdWood

Yes.
He's on the left.
Amsterdam Tee.
http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

no, more like #23

shon

#49 oh dear god

Guesty

Just remember, they are NOT attention whores, not in the slightest bit. Nope.
https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

Yeah there are probably more pictures of this that should be posted.

Guesty

What I ment to say was –

Obviously Just remember, they are NOT attention whores, not in the slightest bit, nope not like me who has to post comments under every post professing my hate of the chive and chivettes, yet I CANNOT stop…

Nope not at all as much of an attention whore as I am.

help me.

Guesty

I love the fact you have such a hard on for me. You want my # or something? Hang out a little?

b cup chivette

Know how I know you're gay?

Guesty

original and clever. regular ol' chiver here huh?
truthserum

Get larger breasts or leave us be flatty mcflat.

Now, if you were the girl in #49 – THEN I would compliment those beautiful breasts and ask for MOAR.
Foosbah

come on lady, show come class…..

Patches

Hooray for barsexuals! Always classy

Bookface

I have the most explainable boner right now.

Miller

#27 HOVER HAND

Travis

I think that was the joke

jakubwrobel

#49 looks like hell of a great time. Can't believe I couldn't go to this 🙁

jmc

@Sarahlonglegs ?
bob

is that the ecudaorian chick?

http://twitter.com/svp318 @svp318

sorry to disappoint, but the Ecuadorian is actually the dude, which is me =)

The girl is Sarah Hill

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