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  • Obie Slice

    i hope #6 is shopped…. for his sake

    • HUH?

      no, its the new fad to replace planking and owling. its called turtling. you pull your head into your neck.

      • Gooner29

        Well played…. well played.

    • Trey

      No its real I went to high school with him no joke

  • powersticks

    WTF was #30 thinking going on that show?

    • She Was Thinking

      "The 3 piece meal now comes with two sides…"

      • WINNER

        You are a complete loser. What's it like to get made fun of and beat up your entire life? YOU WOULD KNOW!

        • She Was Thinking

          It's awesome.

        • http://www.facebook.com/NorimW Beth Kiser

          reasoning with these people will do nothing

    • DrGarnicus

      She was set up from the beginning. They saw her try out, figured they'd get in a good spot for promo purposes. Comedy: keeps American running…well, not literally, otherwise, she would've fit. But with the comedy, she should be laughing her ass off.

    • Biggus Diccus

      I can sue the show for fat discrimination

      • Incontinentia Bucket

        What a shame the phone's at the other end of the couch, eh tubby?

    • bobsky

      I laughed much more than I should have at that .gif. I just wish we could see what happened next. Of course we know what happened…I just wanna see it!

    • DoucheMcFuckstain

      she was thinking….this will be a hilarious .gif one day…

    • The

      Obesity is a self-inflicted disability.

      • Brutal Deluxe

        Like public boners. Little privacy?

      • Chicagoman

        so is anorexia

        • shirley

          Yes but 34% of Americans are not anorexic.

    • Fasteddy14

      I would watch that show every week if she was on!!! LOL!!!

    • Tedskin

      thanks Kirby the link works

  • NAACP

    s

  • http://twitter.com/TwistedTool @TwistedTool

    #20

    The ship is just River-Dancing!

    • http://twitter.com/TwistedTool @TwistedTool

      Flack, I meant #19

      • Sko

        Wasn't funny regardless.

    • Kidn

      that must be so embarrasing..

      enywho i got to laugh at #20 a second time so i forgive you

  • its a cardigan

    #22 as soon as you hear the music you change the channel

    • its a cardigan

      o man they changed the order… i meant #21

  • http://theadventuresofjim.wordpress.com/ theAdventuresOfJim

    i lol'd so hard at #29

    • Nick

      Mi tambien.

    • mitch

      I didnt notice the gif until I looked at it again, made it 100 times funnier

  • olfisheye

    #14 saw the earthquake in 3-d

    • Lawndart

      #13. Your welcome.

      • MonkeyMadness

        YOU'RE welcome.

  • Kaars

    #21… Thanks a lot, now I need to adopt 27 more puppies to stifle this guilt.

    • Fasteddy14

      Yeah, and even if you donate monthly, they still call you to make you feel guilty about not donating more.. Fuckers!!!!!

    • douche

      plus they want like $30 a month!! you could feed so many people with that….or I could get several extra beers

      • Jawbone

        THAT'S WHY I STOMP ON KITTENS.

  • Owen Smithers

    #1
    or… I have the weirdest boner right now.

  • Mikey from Boston

    HAHAHA A FIRST PAGER AGAIN.

    TOM BRADY = MVP!!!!

    • Sko

      I hate Massachutards.

    • Dirtynj

      I use tom brady's tounge as a baby wipe.

  • Bropublican

    I hoped this post would never end. It did.

  • Skrillogram

    Paule, you are so dum.

    • jpp407

      Darwin award.

  • Old Hat

    I've got nipples, Greg. Can you caption me?

  • Hank Scorpio

    #16 Not sure I get this…

    • newscot

      Best I can figure it's the start of a bad pickup line…
      "Are you a keyboard? Because you are my type."
      And it's still not funny.

    • The guy Bob

      Search for "are you a wizard" caption.

    • Sweet Cuppin Cakes

      It's Per Wiberg, the keyboardist of the band Opeth. I'm not sure I get it even now.
      http://theobelisk.net/obelisk/wp-content/uploads/

    • king pewp

      ^^ what he said. the keyboardist from opeth. there isn't really much to get.

  • Login

    This is a comment.

    • Dirtynj

      no, it's a statement. a comment would contain something useful in it.

      • _bigdeal

        i found it quite informative.

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #12
    Only half? That is funny.

    • https://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      You know why divorce is so expensive?

      Because it's worth it B)

      • The_Dood

        That's why many people use the excuse, it's cheaper to keep 'er.

  • Mr. Plow

    You are now aware of your breathing.

    • Dirtynj

      Im also now i aware i want to stop breathing, so i never read a comment like that again.

  • Tooooooo

    Honey, I'd decided to leave you for this shopping cart.

    #26

  • Douche.0

    Honey, I hope you're ready to spend some time in the kitchen! #26

  • Catence

    #12 – now i know what to include in my toast for the wedding

  • EasternCanuck

    #30 that like trying to shove 50 lbs of shit into a 2 lb bag.

    • dub

      Well…. My bag is pretty light.. probably less than 2lbs. However, the contents are easily 40 or 50 pounds because there are really heavy books in there…

      But things do fit more gracefully than I suspect the contestant fit.

  • Brobot

    Honey, I''ve got AIDS. Was going to text you but figured a call was warranted. #26

  • Tuttified

    #12 Haha, true that! I'd "hit a provisional" and sign the prenup.

  • Wu Tang

    Honey, if someone named Jimmy comes by, he only takes cash.

    #26

  • http://www.facebook.com/jinyan.cao Jinyan Cao

    #27, why americans are fat

    • Blue Light Special

      No, it's just because we have food in this country.

      • The

        If you can really call it "food". I've seen some of the gross "food" pictures you lot drool over on this site 😉

        • Travis

          Why don't you just eat that high horse you rode in on.

          • ballsballsninja

            I like the past tense

        • Dan

          "lot"….somebody sounds like a limey….

    • HeyJewed

      You are correct… The only country that eats pork is the USA…. o.0

      • ensergio

        Your children throw themselves to it

    • tharr916

      Why America is AWESOME!

    • The_Dood

      Because some of our children are outside doing things? Granted, I don't know that I'd want my kid to tackle a pig. But at least they're getting some exercise.

    • Richard Head

      Great observation asshole. Those kids do look super fat.

    • HUH?

      that pigs saying "hey, thats not my belly button!"

    • Bob

      You ever chase a pig and tackle it?? I am a fat person, and believe me, it's not something fat people can do.

    • Brutal Deluxe

      Why the rest of the world can suck it

    • Raph

      hey dude guess what America isn't the only nation getting bigger, try doing some research on it. and bacon isn't the problem, sugar is. once again try doing some reading into nutrition

      • Fasteddy14

        I love how people from small countries try to say the US is any one particular way. We have over 300 million people. There are thin, fat, and every other kind. We have people of every race, creed, ethnicity.

    • MonkeyMadness

      You are how I know other countries are douchebags.

    • _bigdeal

      excellent pic. laughed my ass off at a volume that makes the neighbors think im crazy.

      lot.

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