Russian kids night club is all kinds of disturbing (25 Photos)


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  • MattW

    Don't they have pre-18 night clubs all over Europe?

    • Henrik

      You normally don't get alcohol there.

      • mooseknuckle907

        None of the pic's show alcohol. Just shot glasses, tumblers ect.. which non-alcoholic drinks can be poured into.

      • http://idoknowitqhotmail.com wfwf

        yes you do. at least in austria&germany and spain, dont know about the others. in many parts of europe deinking age is 16 for beer and wine. and most clubs dont give a fuck

        • James

          yup, it's 16 in the Netherlands

    • cdfg

      OMFG…Im going to the eastern block asap. Im gonna fuck tiny pussy all night

      • SOV!3T

        Do that and you will get the eastern block treatment and I'm on about the torture of your manhood until you have nothing left there… pretty nasty stuff

    • evanligus

      It depends where. It's very common in Germany but you have to leave the club at midnight. They take your ID at the entrance and give it back to you once you leave the club.

      But it's not like those pictures. You have to be at least 16 years old. But hey, everyone tried to enter in a nightclub when he was underage.

      It's not like in America where "everything" is forbidden under 21. In Europe you have to be 18 and sometimes a 17 years old girl looks like a 20 years old, which makes it easy for her to enter in a nightclub if no one checks her ID.

    • ivica197

      i am from Zagreb, Croatia we have a lot of clubs like this, and yes they sell alcohol. it is cool when you are younger but now i think it is really stupid. it is usually 14+

      • Eric

        koji kurac sereš pičko mutava

        • ivica197

          u stross ide ekipa iz 7 razreda. odi malo gore provjeri

      • zomgtruestory

        I live in a relatively small village in the netherlands, change 14+ to 11+ and you've got it right here.

        • Nefertitiz

          Same to France. I drunk alcohol in a club at the age of 14 ; I was drunk in there at the same age.

        • Memememe

          That must be a small fucking village, in ''de achterhoek'' or so?!

  • konaehukai

    Pedobear's ultimate fantasy.

    • NoMoreCrazyRussians!

      You Russians are veird, yes?

      • yeraow93jkdhjne

        I'd hit it #2

        • A BiPolar Guy

          I hope you are near her age

    • Waw3s3e

      (haven't even scrolled down yet, but) cue all the lame pedo-bear jokes…..

    • Cristi_P

      The sad thing is, there's a lot of truth in that. I really hope that clubs like that die a quiet death, but given the world today, I'm not gonna hold my breath.

    • Ateka

      They're just so young! Most of them don't even know what to do!

    • Russian Bound

      Seriously…. All pedos just booked a plane ticket.

    • asdf
  • MOAR

    Russia, you're doing it wrong.

    • Pedobear

      Pedobear begs to differ

      • cdfg

        I beg to differ…..i'd fuck almost all of them lil bitches. I'm goin to Russia

        • Found ya

          Pedobear begs to differ, you beg to differ. Therefore you are pedobear.

    • colombianchiver

      well, jersey shore is far too worst

    • http://twitter.com/ABQLifer @ABQLifer

      The space station is most definitely going to fall into the atmosphere now that I have seen this

    • northerner

      So very wrong. What wasted lives are those kids going to wind up with in 40 more years? Sad.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

    F you paula

    • JGBallard

      She deserves to go fuc* herself, indeed. But posting that just to get thumbs up aint gona work.
      If you are going to tell Paula to fuc* herself, which is encouraged, you have to do it in a properly. You can find many examples in the chive pages.
      She is a troll, but she is our troll.

      If you read, Paula, please, stop sucking that horses dick, you already choked twice on cum today.

    • cdfg

      Do you need approval from posters so bad? Why does every dick thats been here for 2 weeks feel the need to insult Paula so they can show how they're not new. Everybody is new at some point, no big deal, so shut the fuck up and quit making her feel special you old ass retard

      • R-Dub

        You are a dick.

        • Malkintosh

          He/She is right. We are turning thechive.com into paula_.com

  • Dan


    • Dan Sucks

      Fourth Dumbass.

    • Saga

      What an ass!!!!

      • Smitty

        This is stupid, childish, spam; likely a BREAK dropout. Geeze I hope we don't get more of them over here.

        • Dan

          I generally go to BREAK first that way i know in advance what the Chive will post the following day.

    • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

      I am fairly certain that you suck at life Dan…. go fuck yourself!!!! Cocksucker!

  • Busted

    Cannot be 21 to enter?

  • jrey81

    Pedobear approved

    • camel

      OMG, that Asian is back. I hate godzilla and driving in a straight line too. Were so much alike !

      • jrey81

        me rove godzirra rrrroooong time. good for population control. no need fo straiyyy line when dliving faast and fluuulious

        • creepy

          you, Sir, are my new favorite person on Chive

    • Bill57

      Mother Russia turning kids into whores and alcoholics since 1851

  • Ruski

    Pedo Bear is the doorman

  • greasdupdeafguy

    in Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia meme hates you!

  • dagleja3

    Well when you consider that a 100 years ago if you weren't married with kids by 20 you were considered an old spinster … no sorry can't do it, these are disturbing!

  • Tom

    no we don`t

  • Just Sayin'


  • max

    > tan lines
    > russia
    > tan

    • Maynard G. Krebs

      Farmer tans!

    • shupa

      Yeah right, they don't have the sun over there how could they be taned… dumb ass.

    • alex

      no tan lines, Russia is like all ice and votka, no sun at all

  • http://man-lair.com Stafferty

    #4 The children of the corn are all grown up, and on the path to be douchebags

    • cdfg

      I would lick some tiny pussy here for sure

  • Htisss


    • Whatevs

      I love how judgmental the Chive is lately. There is nothing out of the ordinary in these pictures, even by American standards, aside from the setting being in a club. Guess what, I'd been going to clubs in the Us since 15, so what? They had a bar-like environment too but didn't serve alcohol. I don't see the big deal here, seems like Chive is trying hard to judge others and take the focus away from all the fucked up stuff they do to their own fans, which they very rarely admit.

      • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

        "Guess what, I'd been going to clubs in the Us since 15, so what?"

        A clear example of why it's a problem. This post is an example of why it's messed up. Most of the Chivers from Europe said they can drink and do this at the age of 16. Now imagine what a bunch of 21 year olds do, but it's a bunch of kids… It's just disturbing no matter which way you spin it.

  • theatreides

    Man this is just disturbing.

    • The_Dood

      As the title suggests… wtf were you expecting, hot 19 year old naked chicks?

      • theatreides

        Hot 19 year old naked chicks are all I expect from theChive…….that and awesomeness.

        • The_Dood

          Regardless of what site you're on "Russian kids night club is all kinds of disturbing" should not make you think hot 19 year old naked chicks.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000018963941 Tim Brown

    I bet its a front for a major pixie stick operation

  • Deci

    What do they drink?!

    • Dirty Dingus

      Vodka, what else?

    • iDary

      Water, of course^^

  • Bless1

    we had these growing up in the states, it was called a roller rink.

    • The_Dood

      Minus the ability to ask the bartender for a vodka and coke?

    • http://www.facebook.com/ptrevethan Allen Trevethan

      Growing up as an American in Korea afforded me these luxuries as a kid, but yeah, totally disturbing to see… 🙁

      • creepy

        Excuse me, but we already have an Asian here. And you are no jrey81. He knows muay thai, smokes blunts with godzilla, and he drives like Kyle Busch on acid. The ladies love him and rice cooks itself when he walks through the door. So…GTFO

  • cantcme

    Mail order bride training grounds

  • sore

    #8 is begging for a caption:

    • http://twitter.com/sterlingsylvir @sterlingsylvir

      "Chocolate milk, shaken."

      • The_Dood

        With extra Kahlua by the looks of his eyes.

        • Old School

          Please sir, may I ave anotha?!?

    • Yep!

      What's with the Creepy Old Guy in the kids club?

      • commom sense

        it's probably a parent.

        • THIS IS MADNESS!!!


          • splashingmonkey

            Unless… what would the parents be doing other than pedobear approved behaviour? Watching all these sexed up 15 year olds, or teaching his little daughter how to get free drinks, or teaching his son to pick up? Suddenly parents being there is way worse, somehow… Anyway, have a great day everybody!!!

            • Sean


    • That Guy

      "i'll have a glass of milk… in a dirty glass."

    • Obnoxious Child

      "I will have your finest bwandy."

    • james

      hmmm lets see… vodka , vodka ,vodka, vodka..

    • bg2011

      "Please, Sir, I want some more" from Oliver Twist

  • greasdupdeafguy

    Did The Chive just do a double post?



    • Meh


    • Piper


    • listenlady

      What is SOAD?

  • Birdhaus32

    Weeeeeeaaaaaaak. They're already club rats. Not cool Russia

  • TayaX

    Dibs on 11

    • TheAndychrist

      Dibs on feeding her a goddamn sandwich.

      • cariolis

        you misspelled "dick"

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