• Daniel Jacobs


    one of my all-time favorite chive photos

    • Ewok


      • nope

        It' better but she can't do this split naked, or can you?

    • Master_Rahl

      hottest Chivette ever! no competition.

      • standards

        SO many hotter Chivettes on this site. Get your eyes checked or maybe learn more about your sexuality since that's clearly a man, baby.

        • 54626bg34535

          you're a douche.

        • Master_Rahl

          there are definitely some SERIOUSLY hot Chivettes out there, no question, but it's all about opinion. Something about beauty in the eye of the beholder. I am beholding some breathtaking good looks from head to toe. Feel free to move on and drool over another Chivette. More for me

          • Huddo

            She's hot, but not sure about head to TOE. She has some rather long toes there! Mind, that first splits photo not from behind is seriously a brilliant pic. Hotness!

        • Ed Wood

          100% agree. looks like a post-op tranny.

          • Holy Hell

            Hey, your not EdWood.
            I used to be EdWood.
            Holy Hell, Who am I now ???????????

    • R2G Fan

      Absolutely! Those 2 shots are perfection! Also a big fan of #3 The face is finally revealed.

    • Marcelo

      Should make a 360º animation with user-control of this pic.

    • Roc

      # 13 # 18 so much yummy. in the top tier of chivettes

  • deleted4603026

    You go ahead and find the ring you want, I'll call the caterers.

    • takeitandgo

      That desperate huh ,go find a hooker.

      • Patches


        • 3P0

          Marriage might be a bit too much too soon, but I could definitely go for some hot sweaty sex followed by an original trilogy marathon.

          • zombielincoln51

            any chance you live in chicago

    • Roc

      So true man

  • mark

    #19, #18

    Admiring her own tush, can't say that I blame her

    • nate

      solid mash up

    • clint beastwood

      Great A$$

    • http://gravatar.com/lagentile LG_

      Love it when theChive does that in posts.

      And you're adorable Melissa. πŸ™‚

      • R2_Pinky

        Thanks, LG! I hope you're feelin better!

      • http://www.tube8.com Simon Phoenix

        So classy you are (seriously, non sarcastic)

        It's nice to know Chivettes aren't hatin' on other Chivettes (un-nessarily of course!)

    • wantmyipadress ?

      It takes a level 10 attention whore to do that. LG is level 100.

      • Foosbah

        you don't know what you're talking about. LG is a level 110 at least……

        • James Cameron

          Then that makes you a level infinity attention whore. You comment so much more than she does, and Pinky comments more than LG does and posts way more provactive shots, so rethink your weak logic there Foobash. Get over it, LG is just a hot, chill chick who is a chiver like you and me.

          • meh

            Posting regularly in a comments thread that like .01% of the internet browsing public is even aware of makes you an attention whore? I'd say that's a little bit of flawed logic. An attention whore wouldn't give a shit about posting, she'd just have her pics plastered all over every site on the internet.

    • Mister H.

      yep…. so #24 that's how it looks like, gaawd..

    • ROK247

      came for the star wars, stayed for the boobs (real nice)

    • Brother Maynard

      i knew, just fucking KNEW she'd call herself "nerdy". every single one of these chicks does that shit. it's really damn lame. apparantly if you're not a complete and total retard who burns books, you MUST BE A NERD!! ugh….

      • Wayne

        She attends Star Wars conventions. I'd say she deserves that title, if she wants to wear it.

        • Ed Wood

          star wars ain't nerdy. almost everyone likes star wars…..

          • meh

            But being an accountant kinda is…

    • ShakeyTheMoil

      Vert attractive woman!! I really like that I could park my truck in her left nostril #25….I'm just kidding…it's just a prius!

    • SparksHelene

      @you I just got a $829.99 iPad2 for only $103.37 and my mom got a $1499.99 HDTV for only $251.92, they are both coming with USPS tomorrow. I would be an idiot to ever pay full retail prices at places like Walmart or Bestbuy. I sold a 37" HDTV to my boss for $600 that I only paid $78.24 for. I use BidsOut.com

  • denise


    Nice Gap, Pinky πŸ™‚

    • Çreep

      she is 7 different kinds of sexy. all pics are great but i hold 31 responsible for the things i may do tonight. Chive on!

      • Qwwer

        shut up. you ain't gonna do shit.

    • impraganator

      I would impregnate that in a heartbeat even stick around and not be a dead beat dad possibly…

    • Joe

      She is definately a keeper lol!

    • fgfgr

      her face is fukin ugly, theres a reason her early pictures never showed her face. nice bod tho

  • ellroy

    #31, #30


    • ILikeYourLighterHair

      I think I prefer her with the lighter hair more often than not.

      • Squiggy

        Totally agree. Her features appear less angular with the lighter hair. Smokin' hot body and cute face… But I definitely like the blond hair on her better, even though I tend to prefer brunettes.

        • R2_Pinky

          Duly noted! I change my hair every 2-3 months, so maybe I'll switch it up to lighter next time. πŸ™‚

    • jason_in_pc

      he ment faaaaaptastic

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

    #3 Wow, that's all I can say.

    • L. Phelps

      sweet beaver!

    • beardpapa

      Looks like a younger and hotter version of Tina Fey in that pic.

    • mr coverdale

      You say wow everytime you see your mother too.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

        that made me lol troll

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=711138462 Sam Enniss

    The 'IDEAL" "Geek Girl" wish she was my girl DAmn! Chive on!


      I know, a hot chick with an AMAZING body who likes sci-fi? Who's the lottery winner thats going to end up with R2?

  • its8bit


    • correction

      That is not how you spell Fapping

  • http://twitter.com/JamesonShorten @JamesonShorten

    Awesome body

    • eddie powpow

      thats an understatement…shes fuckin SMOKIN

      • eddie powpow

        *Strictly her body, complete with fake tits is smoking.

        • jjj

          if you can touch them they are real

          • kkk

            sorry, jjj. wax-fruit isn't real fruit just because you can touch it. grow up.

    • itsthetruth

      Only the body is good ,the face is more manly than Arnold Schwarzenegger.

  • Bud

    Well played R2, Well played

    • wachagonnado

      Nerd = Virgin = Obese

  • pauley


    burned that bra

    • nate

      great nipples

    • Tee

      Spidey got himself a nipple ice cream cone

      • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

        ya beat me to it

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001520310619 Stephan Hahn

    Dear Melissa,
    you are sexy as hell! Thank you for sharing your pics.
    #4 is the best.

    • R2_Pinky

      Thanks! I think that's my favorite too! πŸ™‚

      • http://www.facebook.com/Seven.Nine.Six Sean Doherty

        Holyjesusfuckshitdamn. You are the whole package. You are going to make someone verrrrry happy and I am insanely jealous of him whoever they may be!

        • jesus

          get a hold of yourself

          • http://www.facebook.com/Seven.Nine.Six Sean Doherty

            I already have. >:D

      • JustinFL

        Pinky you look crazy familiar. Did you dance for one of the local high schools in the Orlando area? (Marionettes, Dazzlers, etc?)

      • Luke's nephew

        You are beautiful any which way, and would probably look hot even if you were bald, but IMHO, better as a blonde (and I usually prefer brunettes). Either way just keep on chiven on.

    • assman 123

      4 is nice, but I can't get over #30…hyperventilating…

    • Han

      nice fun-bags!

  • http://twitter.com/valorikx221 @valorikx221

    The force is strong with this one #13 #18

    • numb

      #11 to cap it off. I wish more women would wear skirts to the office…. especially my office.

    • anti mingers

      the face aint.

  • BMW

    Lookin' good…. Damn! #3 #10 #13 #28

    • zing

      Hoes gonna hoe.

  • ssstoopid

    #18 I'll never be able to get that booty out of my mind. Work is going to take a long time today.

    • Lev

      My jaw literally dropped when I scrolled to that one.

  • marcus

    Enjoyed all your submissions, Pinky. thanks for making the chive a better place

    • stay classy

      Thanks for allowing so many strangers to fap to your pics while imagining being inside your butt.

  • Yessirr

    Hottest. Nerd. Chick. Ever.

    • thetruth

      Butterface !

      • Yessirr

        Meh. I don't guess i can refute that statement, sir. But I think she still qualifies..

    • Lucy Fur

      Yes yes, nerdy girls are hot..yadda yadda yadaa. You are hot, although in a couple of pics you look like a female Bear Grylls, drop the gimmicks..

      I am personally over all the hot girls who think star wars is cool. Star Wars was nerdy when it came out. It's not nerdy now, and will not be nerdy in the future.

  • MartiniSteve

    She is by far the hottest Chivette ever.

    • Daniel W.

      Dude you have got to be on something, unless man faces and fake tits are your thing. Could be a trannie.

      Shay, LG, Erin are miles ahead of her not even close to the same league.

      • Bluto

        All of those girls are hot, but R2_Pinky has a much tighter, solid body. If based on that alone, she wins hands down.

        • wrong

          This picture begs to differ: http://en.gravatar.com/lagentile#pic-14
          I highly disagree with you.

          • Bluto

            Just personal preference, as I like a girl who is just a bit thicker like R2… and that's why I used the word "solid." Perhaps my choice of words left something to be desired. Don't get me wrong, LG is fit as can be, I just like a tad bit more muscle on the girl's frame. Both are smokin' hot, I just prefer R2's muscle a bit more…

            • wrong

              I can respect that, don't agree but can respect it. I think the difference is LG has a tiny waist and an hourglass which makes her have curves, instead of the block torso that Pinky has. The difference is in their wiast ratios and Pinky's build in that region is wider. The word 'strong' does imply 'fit' though, which Pinky is as well.

          • Brother M.

            that's not "solid muscle tone", that's "so damn skinny, muscle is showing".

            • James Cameron

              Then you obviously don't know what a fit, lean girl looks like. Saw her at the meetup and she's curvy as hell, but her small waist makes her look thinner. Sometimes people actually stay healthy by working out and eating right.

      • shut up

        I agree that this one looks like a tranny but Shay ,LG and erin are no less coz they look like ugly skanks too.

      • dagnut

        100%…just some average girl who got fake boobs and now uses every opportunity she can get to flaunt them.

    • Tough Love

      Yeah just ignore the tumor that is supposed to be her nose.

    • knotmee


      THAT is the hottest Chivette ever? You are smoking crack.

      • Ed Wood

        and by the looks of her face, so has she.

  • Pat

    #13 That is one lucky floor!!!

    • HUH?

      are you kidding me?!?! yeah she has a big nose, but its the imperfections that make her (oh whats that word im looking for….) REAL. (yeah, thats it!) she is real girl with a great smile, great attitude and doesnt need a photoshop gury to touch up her pics. she is awesome. id kiss her imperfections all day.

    • HUH?

      woops, that was supposed to go to the next guy.

    • doctor owng

      That floors got STD`s now.

      • TRON



    Butterface, anyone?

    • orion

      this isn't 4chan, kid. gtfo

      • SweetAwesomeness

        seriously….this is theChive we respect and appreciate a hot girl who knows how to have fun…is obviously intelligent from her statement…and doesn't give a shit what you think….

        now make up for your comment and look at his damn pic again!!!

        • SweetAwesomeness

          and what i meany by looking at this pic again is that hopefully you will get your manhood back

    • Jason

      Not at all, she has a great smile!

    • sorry, but i agree

      I'm not a troll, and I am a loyal Chiver, but I'm gonna' have to agree. Body is slammin' with the fake tits, but I'm not feeling her face. Lots of hotter Chivettes, but she seems to have the nerdy thing down.

      • AsciiAdam

        Hey, to each his own. We all like different things in a chick. I think it is the way he went about saying it that is the problem.

    • HUH?

      are you kidding me?!?! yeah she has a big nose, but its the imperfections that make her (oh whats that word im looking for….) REAL. (yeah, thats it!) she is real girl with a great smile, great attitude and doesnt need a photoshop gury to touch up her pics. she is awesome. id kiss her imperfections all day.

      • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

        I like big noses
        and i cannot lie

    • derka

      butterface agreed!

    • patov40

      Aaaaaaaand the douchy minority steps up. Hope she doesn't even read this comment portion, but if you do Pinky, don't let these tools get you down. They just don't know how to talk to a pretty girl but they sure know how to flex their internet muscles! Have a nice day! πŸ™‚

    • Verbal_Kint

      note even close.

      • Chewie

        fuck you verbal

        • Verbal_Kint

          She's hotter than anything you'll ever stick your dick in.

          • Chewie

            who's talking about her? I just told YOU to fuck off, you dick sucking troll.

            why do you think anyone gives a shit about your inane commentary?? STFU

            • Verbal_Kint

              Did you forget to take your med's again this morning? You fucking imbecile.

              • JOIw

                wow, that was lame…..

                • chiver

                  and gay.. just like verbal it seems

    • camper

      She has a big nose…. for some damn reason I like a big nose, it's the imperfections that are always the most beautiful characteristics.

      • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

        Agreed,if you had a gallery of all my exes (and yes there's enough to make a gallery) you would see a bunch of chicks with,ahem,interesting noses.

    • its_forge

      ::lights you on fire and laughs while you burn::

    • ispkdtruth

      Aaaaah all the pussy worshipers were bound to defend the ugly hoe ,they fall in love wth any random chic who gets posted here ,mindless dicks.

      • Chewie

        unless your name is Verbal_Kint, then you worship dick

    • Foiej


    • Foiej

      I don't agree with the harshness but i do agree that she seems full of herself and shes not even that attractive. Sure, to every fat, zit faced turd who's only seen a vagina online she's the hottest girl around. but honestly, meh average at best.

    • cdn

      I agree. This is one instance where it's better not to see the face.

    • Dapper_Dave

      Thank you.

    • Lou

      I'll agree with the original poster on the butterface. She's got a nice body and is quirky and nerdy, but her face doesn't really do it for me. You all can take that for what it's worth– if you disagree, that's fine, but I'm not that into her.

      Now stop beating each other up. We don't need to treat her with kid gloves just because she posts a lot.

      • TomasLC

        I agree on the butterface as well. Her body is bangin but the rest does not do it for me either. Go ahead and put me on blast and say I'll never stick my dick in anything hotter than her or I'm a tool for having that opinion. I actually live a life outside of my parents basement and have dated and seen hotter girls than her on a daily basis. Haters gonna hate.

    • razrrad


  • tim

    Great photos, great smile, great attitude, great booty. You are correct about ballet being good to you.

    • thetruth

      Great Whore.

  • chogreshi

    Hey Pinky, I was wondering if you would be playing the new MMO based off the Old Republic era in star wars (SWTOR), since you are such a big fan of the series.

    • HUH?

      yeah she does, and after you WOW her with your great gaming skill, she is gonna fly to your house and do you.

      • chogreshi

        Couldn't care about "WOW"ing her at all.. It was a question.

  • jrey81

    #13, #18, #4, #16 & #24, thank you for gracing us chivers with your photos!!!

    • challenge

      She is prolly a random chic theChive got pictures of and made it look like she is a chivette or even gives a shit about the chivers. Prove me wrong or stfu.

  • dave mesa

    even if you werent a fellow star wars dork, i would still crawl all the way across tattooine just to drink your bathwater!

    • dave mesa

      theneedleslinger[at]yahoo[dot]com add me gorgeous and make sure to check out my "im a dork" album!!!

    • weldsoft

      Bathwater? What else would you drink?

    • McBeastie

      I'd maybe buy you a drink if I weren't married and I certainly wouldn't drink any goddamn bathwater and I sure as shit wouldn't sit through another fucking Star Wars movie. Nice body but I am just not as desperate as dave mesa up there. dave, do you really think that bathwater line actually makes a woman all hot and bothered…because it is just plain creepy dude. Ugghhh.

      • ssstoopid

        Oh, I'm sure it definitely bothers a few, but not in a hot way.

    • thumbmedwnalluwant

      The op is your typical desperate Chiver.

  • Rahm Emanuel

    #18 #24 #28 #30 you had me at Master's in Accounting…but these helped too!

    • not buyin it

      Oh come on people ,dont be So naive ,they are Photoshopped pics ! Am sure this girl is Not a chivette ,need more proof.

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