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  • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

    FFFFFaaaaarrrrRRRRttt!!!

    Oops I farted in your face! Seeing gorgeous tummies makes me nervous and does that to me… Looks good on you though!
    Anyway let me lick that crap off for you…

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – diarrhea blows! Anyway: I predict lots of 1 word comments below.

    • Chavo

      You are whats wrong with the world Paula.

      • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

        I fart in your general direction!

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate

        • Bill57

          still not original from monty python and the holy grail, think again

    • intmid8or

      some guys are into that

    • tbh

      i hate you

    • Bill57

      they make you nervous paula cause you are whimpy guy whose a virgin and you would passout if you were near a hot woman

      • Guesty

        You are 13, aren't you?

      • The Chivery

        Paula's a Chiver?

        Chive on!

        • The Internet

          Paula is a fat man virgin cock sucker =) until proven otherwise

    • Dr. Sidaredes

      PAULA RULES!!!!

    • yuck

      Add a glass coffee table and call it a "glass bottom boat"….thank you urban dictionary

      • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Ya gonna need a biiiiig table… I can fill 2 buckets easily.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate

    • theRealRealist

      Do you honestly think its funny to be a guy posing as a ignorant and foul mouthed woman? It's not funny, you're not funny, and trolling is about as childish and immature as you can get…i feel bad for people like you

      • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

        I know why you guys constantly think I'm a guy. It's because you'd never think someone like me would be this foul mouthed & all. You'd also not believe me, if you were standing in front of me, if I told you I was "Chive Paula".
        I know for sure this is true; I even won 75 bucks from a bet with a colleague recently, who refused to believe it was me (Hi Pete!).

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate

        • Bill57

          you call yourself foul mouthed? you need to try harder than that. you are a legend in your own mind no one else's. you are noothing but a poor example of a troll deal with it

        • coulditbe

          Colleague implies work and I'm sure you dwell at a computer in a basement so much like the troll you are. You obviously have way too much time on your hands and yet cannot come up with a single clever comment. So if you did have some form of employment I am sure that it is completely meaningless. Please quit wasting people's time, or better yet quit wasting our oxygen while you're at it.

          • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

            You're clueless, really. You don't know where I work, what I do, what timezone I'm in etc. etc..

            Hugs,
            Paula
            – the one you love to hate

            • wow321

              wow, you actually got to Paula coulditbe hahaha, nice! You're a pathetic piece of shit Paula- Fuck off and burn

    • chivesworth

      There was actually some sweetness and platfulness in Paula's message, why all the negativity?

      • chivesworth

        Playfulness. Bah – that's the result of a long day, not enough sleep.

    • JHL1

      Word

    • http://twitter.com/ABQLifer @ABQLifer

      When all you ever do, Is to try to post FIRST…Pfft, Pffft…Paula-rreah!!

    • Buck

      I don't understand. Why was this comment here? I was enjoying some gorgeous tummies that, yes, I really would enjoy rubbing, then came accross this and it harshed my mellow. Come on, Paula, what the h-e-double hockey sticks?

  • theonehodge

    #10 #11 #20 "Whooo like short shorts???"

    • dfsfds

      likes

    • Kraft

      nair for short shorts?

    • The_Dood

      A repost in the same post? I'll let it slide this time, but next time I'm going to have to leave an angry comment or something.

  • steve

    wow

    • hMMMM

      thin…the best kind of body.

  • mike

    1st

  • William

    #5…. Holy shit, i'm still drooling.

    • William

      Oops, I meant #4, but 5 is still pretty damn good

  • https://thechive.com ontherun1989

    #4 #22 #28 Beautiful. I'd rub those belly's all day long!

    • Tom

      #22 is amazing

    • Bill57

      mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm tasty

    • http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

      #28 is sarah hill. really hot and awesome chivette

  • bob

    #4 hell ya

    • cold

      i agree 😀

  • disturbed

    #33 I'll rub it – but nothin' better pop out.

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=572405509 Brandon Reinhart

      triple RAINBOW all the way

    • SeaBassEX

      Taste the rainbow!

    • Poopsie

      I'd poop on it.

    • That Guy

      so that's what happens when a leprechaun sperms on your belly.

  • yum

    they all could use some natural man lotion on those bellies

  • Rahm Emanuel

    #25 #33 wow man it's a double rainbow…a double rainbow man…this is sooo cool…

    • Major_Rocker

      What does it mean?!?!?!

      • Rahm Emanuel

        Check Youtube…search for double rainbow…the dude has to be wasted on mushrooms…

  • https://www.facebook.com/marcin.kalisz Marcin Kalisz

    BEST POST EVER!!! SO CUTE, SEXY AND … there is somethin magical about beautiful flat tummys… GORGEOUS!!!

    • Dirty Dingus

      Amen Brotha!

      My new favorite post. Let's have this become a weekly feature.

      • https://www.facebook.com/marcin.kalisz Marcin Kalisz

        AMEN! THANK GOD FOR THE BEAUTY OF WOMEN!!!

        • abe l

          thats a mighty fine hair helmet you're sportin lil fella

    • brian CEN CAL :)

      yezzzzzir

  • BMW

    Im an ass man but a beautiful stomach is a close second. #11 #16 #22 #28

  • yum

    #24 shoot load here

  • assface

    Definitely rub one out on #33

  • PubicJones

    #15 I would let her pee on me.

    • Major_Rocker

      Way to keep it classy, friend. And by friend I mean stupid ass face.

      • PubicJones

        Nice one.

    • that's my fetish

      i would let her take a dump on my chest.

      • PubicJones

        I would too. Then we'd play Uno.

        • shitbrains

          uno is the best

    • Tom

      i hope you have a jelly fish sting

  • dfsfds

    I keep seing gaps.

    • dfsfds

      seeing

  • laelow

    Oh my Gawd.
    #16 #35 FTW

  • Billy Blunts

    #15 Moar of this Hottie!!!!!!!

    • B-Jammin

      There is a whole page on this beautiful hot lady! https://thechive.com/2010/12/29/anonymous-hottie-f…

    • Bucky Jones

      I think you can see Melanie Iglesias all over the net. Well, since she won that Maxim thing.

      • RGH

        True, but I think the Chive calendar would benefit from her too!

    • Master_Rahl

      that IS a seriously wonderfully piece of woman there.

  • bumlooker

    #3 yes chive like it

  • Dolfan0925

    #2 doin the math, and I think I need those pants moved down about 1.5mm.

  • payazo

    very nice!!! #13

  • DemonDan

    #28 cootchie cootchie coo…

  • paula

    #15 definatly wouldent want to spend 3days in there.

    • dfsfds

      definitely wouldn't

      • Spelling Police Capt

        Did you flash your badge first rookie?

    • sokic

      why not

  • paula

    #15 make that a week

  • http://twitter.com/cscarbs @cscarbs

    Cool hedgehog. #2

    • Dolfan0925

      OMG A HEDGEHOG!

    • http://www.facebook.com/kelly.kintzley Kelly Kintzley

      you know how i know you're gay?

      • http://twitter.com/cscarbs @cscarbs

        Would you rather me say something vulgar and demeaning like, "moar' or "i'd fap into that?" Just trying to keep it classier than the usual.

      • http://twitter.com/cscarbs @cscarbs

        Besides how was I supposed to know that thinking hedgehogs were cool was stereotype of a gay person?

        • Ezee

          Actually, because you noticed the hedgehog! I saw you post and was like, 'no effing way!'. I scrolled up and was all, 'well I'll be damned. He's right.'. Honestly never saw it. So yes you are right, it is a cool hedgehog, and he is right that you are gay, as well.

          • http://twitter.com/cscarbs @cscarbs

            I am pretty happy.

    • H.Manback

      I am a little jealous…..
      The cute little ones get all the girls

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