• https://thechive.com/ Paula_


    Oops I farted in your face! Seeing gorgeous tummies makes me nervous and does that to me… Looks good on you though!
    Anyway let me lick that crap off for you…

    – diarrhea blows! Anyway: I predict lots of 1 word comments below.

    • Chavo

      You are whats wrong with the world Paula.

      • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

        I fart in your general direction!

        – the one you love to hate

        • Bill57

          still not original from monty python and the holy grail, think again

    • intmid8or

      some guys are into that

    • tbh

      i hate you

    • Bill57

      they make you nervous paula cause you are whimpy guy whose a virgin and you would passout if you were near a hot woman

      • Guesty

        You are 13, aren't you?

      • The Chivery

        Paula's a Chiver?

        Chive on!

        • The Internet

          Paula is a fat man virgin cock sucker =) until proven otherwise

    • Dr. Sidaredes

      PAULA RULES!!!!

    • yuck

      Add a glass coffee table and call it a "glass bottom boat"….thank you urban dictionary

      • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Ya gonna need a biiiiig table… I can fill 2 buckets easily.

        – the one you love to hate

    • theRealRealist

      Do you honestly think its funny to be a guy posing as a ignorant and foul mouthed woman? It's not funny, you're not funny, and trolling is about as childish and immature as you can get…i feel bad for people like you

      • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

        I know why you guys constantly think I'm a guy. It's because you'd never think someone like me would be this foul mouthed & all. You'd also not believe me, if you were standing in front of me, if I told you I was "Chive Paula".
        I know for sure this is true; I even won 75 bucks from a bet with a colleague recently, who refused to believe it was me (Hi Pete!).

        – the one you love to hate

        • Bill57

          you call yourself foul mouthed? you need to try harder than that. you are a legend in your own mind no one else's. you are noothing but a poor example of a troll deal with it

        • coulditbe

          Colleague implies work and I'm sure you dwell at a computer in a basement so much like the troll you are. You obviously have way too much time on your hands and yet cannot come up with a single clever comment. So if you did have some form of employment I am sure that it is completely meaningless. Please quit wasting people's time, or better yet quit wasting our oxygen while you're at it.

          • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

            You're clueless, really. You don't know where I work, what I do, what timezone I'm in etc. etc..

            – the one you love to hate

            • wow321

              wow, you actually got to Paula coulditbe hahaha, nice! You're a pathetic piece of shit Paula- Fuck off and burn

    • chivesworth

      There was actually some sweetness and platfulness in Paula's message, why all the negativity?

      • chivesworth

        Playfulness. Bah – that's the result of a long day, not enough sleep.

    • JHL1


    • http://twitter.com/ABQLifer @ABQLifer

      When all you ever do, Is to try to post FIRST…Pfft, Pffft…Paula-rreah!!

    • Buck

      I don't understand. Why was this comment here? I was enjoying some gorgeous tummies that, yes, I really would enjoy rubbing, then came accross this and it harshed my mellow. Come on, Paula, what the h-e-double hockey sticks?

  • theonehodge

    #10 #11 #20 "Whooo like short shorts???"

    • dfsfds


    • Kraft

      nair for short shorts?

    • The_Dood

      A repost in the same post? I'll let it slide this time, but next time I'm going to have to leave an angry comment or something.

  • steve


    • hMMMM

      thin…the best kind of body.

  • mike


  • William

    #5…. Holy shit, i'm still drooling.

    • William

      Oops, I meant #4, but 5 is still pretty damn good

  • https://thechive.com ontherun1989

    #4 #22 #28 Beautiful. I'd rub those belly's all day long!

    • Tom

      #22 is amazing

    • Bill57

      mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm tasty

    • http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

      #28 is sarah hill. really hot and awesome chivette

  • bob

    #4 hell ya

    • cold

      i agree 😀

  • disturbed

    #33 I'll rub it – but nothin' better pop out.

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=572405509 Brandon Reinhart

      triple RAINBOW all the way

    • SeaBassEX

      Taste the rainbow!

    • Poopsie

      I'd poop on it.

    • That Guy

      so that's what happens when a leprechaun sperms on your belly.

  • yum

    they all could use some natural man lotion on those bellies

  • Rahm Emanuel

    #25 #33 wow man it's a double rainbow…a double rainbow man…this is sooo cool…

    • Major_Rocker

      What does it mean?!?!?!

      • Rahm Emanuel

        Check Youtube…search for double rainbow…the dude has to be wasted on mushrooms…

  • https://www.facebook.com/marcin.kalisz Marcin Kalisz

    BEST POST EVER!!! SO CUTE, SEXY AND … there is somethin magical about beautiful flat tummys… GORGEOUS!!!

    • Dirty Dingus

      Amen Brotha!

      My new favorite post. Let's have this become a weekly feature.

      • https://www.facebook.com/marcin.kalisz Marcin Kalisz


        • abe l

          thats a mighty fine hair helmet you're sportin lil fella

    • brian CEN CAL :)


  • BMW

    Im an ass man but a beautiful stomach is a close second. #11 #16 #22 #28

  • yum

    #24 shoot load here

  • assface

    Definitely rub one out on #33

  • PubicJones

    #15 I would let her pee on me.

    • Major_Rocker

      Way to keep it classy, friend. And by friend I mean stupid ass face.

      • PubicJones

        Nice one.

    • that's my fetish

      i would let her take a dump on my chest.

      • PubicJones

        I would too. Then we'd play Uno.

        • shitbrains

          uno is the best

    • Tom

      i hope you have a jelly fish sting

  • dfsfds

    I keep seing gaps.

    • dfsfds


  • laelow

    Oh my Gawd.
    #16 #35 FTW

  • Billy Blunts

    #15 Moar of this Hottie!!!!!!!

    • B-Jammin

      There is a whole page on this beautiful hot lady! https://thechive.com/2010/12/29/anonymous-hottie-f

    • Bucky Jones

      I think you can see Melanie Iglesias all over the net. Well, since she won that Maxim thing.

      • RGH

        True, but I think the Chive calendar would benefit from her too!

    • Master_Rahl

      that IS a seriously wonderfully piece of woman there.

  • bumlooker

    #3 yes chive like it

  • Dolfan0925

    #2 doin the math, and I think I need those pants moved down about 1.5mm.

  • payazo

    very nice!!! #13

  • DemonDan

    #28 cootchie cootchie coo…

  • paula

    #15 definatly wouldent want to spend 3days in there.

    • dfsfds

      definitely wouldn't

      • Spelling Police Capt

        Did you flash your badge first rookie?

    • sokic

      why not

  • paula

    #15 make that a week

  • http://twitter.com/cscarbs @cscarbs

    Cool hedgehog. #2

    • Dolfan0925


    • http://www.facebook.com/kelly.kintzley Kelly Kintzley

      you know how i know you're gay?

      • http://twitter.com/cscarbs @cscarbs

        Would you rather me say something vulgar and demeaning like, "moar' or "i'd fap into that?" Just trying to keep it classier than the usual.

      • http://twitter.com/cscarbs @cscarbs

        Besides how was I supposed to know that thinking hedgehogs were cool was stereotype of a gay person?

        • Ezee

          Actually, because you noticed the hedgehog! I saw you post and was like, 'no effing way!'. I scrolled up and was all, 'well I'll be damned. He's right.'. Honestly never saw it. So yes you are right, it is a cool hedgehog, and he is right that you are gay, as well.

          • http://twitter.com/cscarbs @cscarbs

            I am pretty happy.

    • H.Manback

      I am a little jealous…..
      The cute little ones get all the girls

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