Sexy Chivers and first-time Chivettes, submit your photos!

Let’s make this Friday one for the books. Our real Chivettes are scorching the globe right now. It seems the practice of photoshopping somebody to look like an alien is losing ground to real beauty.

Fun Fact: ‘Sexy Chivers’ is viewed by almost as many women as it is men. I don’t know what that means exactly but I think it’s awesome.

: Grab your camera (phone) and write ‘Chive On’ on a sign or some part of your body (be as creative as you like). Then use our handy-dandy upload page to send pics to thechivesubmit [at] gmail [dot] com and collect internet fame.

Above all: Be Creative! Do it for your country!

Chive On!


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  • mikey

    SC keeps getting better and better. My boss doesn't miss it, her husband doesn't either.

    • Brother M.

      STFU. what are you, a paid for ad?

  • parker

    i have a feeling the chive is going to unload on the internet this friday. just a feelling

  • JohnQ

    wish i could punch your face through my laptop screen. like a portal.. BAM! Douchebag down

  • Pete_Mitchell

    tomorrow's agenda: pass out chivette tattoos at zuma beach

  • Mr. Marshyd13

    Alright sluts, come on, get 'ya tits out.

    • ladieslovechivettes2

      i bet you have a 3 inch dick 🙂

  • Professor Zing

    I feel like there should be a theme to SC now… Like an entire post dedicated to wearing a certain color, or type of picture or something… It's big enough to do something like that now I would think.

  • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Oh John, don't hide this one below the DAR that was posted earlier, it will get much less attention that way!
    Less attention means less submissions, and we all know how you like to lock your room for the 'lengthy selection process' for the SC gallery…
    You should drink more while doing that as you always look fucking dehydrated and pale when you finally come out again…
    BTW the Kleenex guy called again asking when he could deliver this months pallet.

    – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
    — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • Bill57

      like anything you say bares merit. you are only important to yourself

      • dungydouche

        and people who reply to him/her

  • http://www.gfys.org/ aintthatthetruth

    Calling all whores ,take some time of blowing strangers and click some pics for all the nerds here. Whore on !

    • lover

      why are you on here then?

  • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

    You're hiding it below older posts again asshat!

    – the one you love to hate

    • Bill57

      you are only a troll so just deal with it.


    some awesome photos
    thank you

  • Hamlet

    Hopefully there's more of her!

  • patov40

    Come one come all sad, lonely trolls. Verbally abuse sexy women having a little harmless fun. Tell stories about when, "The Chive was cool." And do it anonymously with no fear of repercussions. Just say "whatever" back to your attackers and they will feel verbally eviscerated and bow before your internet-hipster might! Remember, your real lives are tragedies but here, YOU ARE GODS!!

    • facepalm

      You really like the taste of chive`s dick. Keep it up chump.

      • patov40

        Ooo look, there's one now! Sorry to disappoint you hipster, but I'm into women. Good luck with finding that special guy though. Have a nice day!:)

        • patov50

          sorry, cutting and pasting John's face onto a picture of Jessica Alba doesn't count as "into women". you need to get out more.

  • Dave

    Katelyn, you're the SC callout! Now you have to submit some more…

  • iwillsaywatevriwant

    Thats right ladies ,time to let go of your inhibitions and become fap material for strangers. Please don feel ashamed to show your ass/tits to millions of desperate and down right weird individuals. Whore on !

    • patov40

      There's another! Can't wait to see what kind of scathing remarks he brings to the table tomorrow. Better go now, mom needs to make your bed! B)

      • WOIie

        do you ever shut up?

        • patov40

          Only when am sucking Johns dick.

  • zing

    Calling all Sluts ,we chivers need u coz you are the only chance for us to see a girl naked without paying for it.

    • patov40

      And another! Can't wait for more "zing"ers tomorrow. Bring your tissues Chivers. I'm sure our self esteem won't survive! xD

  • mmmhmmm

    i would literally murder every last one of you to death for one night of consensual sex with that girl.

  • yuri

    Jesus Lord Almighty who is this woman?

    • http://www.facebook.com/katelyn.manchak Katelyn Manchak

      Bahaha, 🙂

  • http://www.facebook.com/katelyn.manchak Katelyn Manchak

    Chive, you just made my day. <3

  • http://twitter.com/Eder_Paz @Eder_Paz

    Marry me?

  • Mr. MarshyD13

    Alright all you sucking cock for rock, and takin' it up the crack for smack sluts, I wanna see your tits. You. Sluts. Tits. NOW!

  • Trollhunter

    Same comments for a new week. Pretty sad job last week trolls. Barely saw you on SC. Guess the internet was down in your mom's basement last Friday. Shame.

    • WOIie

      unlike you, they were probably busy actually having lives outside of sitting behind their computer desks on a friday looking at pictures of attention mongering broads.

    • Really?

      Did you just use a moms basement reference? Must of taken a DeLorean to this thread. If youre going to slap someone at least try to come up with something a little more original

  • Wut

    The girl who posts stuff from the Kohl's dressing room needs to do this every day. In fact, her picture was in Monday's motivational set.

  • Short Bus All Stars

    I hope to God that isn't her side boob down on the right …. if so she could tuck it into her pants

    • NJB


    • kevin

      It is the mirror that she is writing on that you see this questionable piece of her.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Tomsfoolery Tommy Dieterich

    How come I didn't get my sticker and tattoos with my shirt? 🙁

  • jason

    whats with all the haters? lol they bash the chivettes all they want, but i bet come friday theyll be checking out the "sluts" that are posted.

    • KHfan4evr

      True story. Since when was this site full of hate. :X

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