• mcsgwigga

    This post is a Photoshopper's wet dream

    • cherrybomb

      or a virgin's. that's our cue, chivers…..

    • its_forge

      at ;east a third of the images *are* Photoshopped.

  • Anjin-San

    I think #3 is shopped!

    Bananas should always be eaten like #8

    #15 daaamn, instant boner!

    • hMMMM

      #15 – raging whores do not give me instant boners. After a little work yeah, but after your first few megasluts, those kind of girls become increasingly less attractive, fast. Besides, look at the girl on the left's forehead, it's out of control.

      Anyone else here (who's pulled some ass in his lifetime) care to agree?

      • 849

        I agree. Guys who are all about those chicks, have no game.

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter
    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=682265258 Lindsey Bergeron


      • 094

        yes dear, we know how it goes.

      • MAX_POW

        thanks, i didn't know what was saying

  • Dogstrap

    # 3

    not quite a footy team

  • Dogstrap

    try again…

    not quite a footy team

    • Jaives

      this makes me feel so inadequate.

  • Alf

    #24 holy bejesus

    • Dan

      No cake for you!

      • whosmike

        OMFG I almost blew a load look at that one. I meant chunks I almost blew chunks.

        • Captain Obvious


    • The Truth


    • http://www.facebook.com/PhacePlant Nicholas Warner

      Oh god, WHY!?

    • SeaBassEX


    • ffmike1907

      is that a potato chip bag in her fold??

      • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=900785222 Frédéric Purenne

        OMFG!!! I fucking sure LOOKS like one! O_o At what point are you willing to eat that much?

        • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=900785222 Frédéric Purenne


    • drdoug

      Inside every fat person is a thin person desparately trying to get out. Sometimes two or three.

    • danul

      whoa i read hot girls on the album who thought this was hot

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #25 she can lick my popsicle any time

    • FolleRousse

      that's not a Popsicle its an it ITZAKADOOZIE! XD ah nostalgia

  • LaLakers2408

    #24 not funny -_-

    • Moe

      agreed. title says hot girls and this one does NOT qualify

      • Jen

        Well, technically she IS hot…look at her sweating from lifting that fork from the cake to her mouth. This is pathetic, not obese people in general, but look at her holding the entire fucking cake that's ridiculous! At least eat it in slices…

        • LaLakers2408

          haha well said

    • 123

      Fucking discusting… how can people let them selves go like this!! make me sick!

  • Rheagan

    Number 10 looks like she swam in some doo doo.

  • Iam_Dave

    #8 #20
    You can help but stare when a chick eats a banana in public. It's like a preview to something better. 🙂

    • AssClown

      This is how every girl is suppose to eat a banana…hot girls that is

      • 4tijhn

        sluts you mean.

    • Craigery

      Thanks for pointing that out. No one has ever made that connection before.

    • Ha.Ha.

      is #8 a celebrity? Looks like a paparazzi pic. And her face cracks me up! Why so angry?

      • Master_Rahl

        looks like she's practicing some deep throat, if her mouth wasn't full she'd be yelling at herself "take it!!" Such an oddly timed shot.

        • Jay

          She's even mimicking a guy holding her head down. haha

      • strikamos

        Pretty sure is AnnaLynne McCord!!

  • gordon

    Target Acquired…

    • hMMMM

      is that bacon wrapped ice cream!?!?!?!

      • gordon

        if it is its only hotter because that means she also has meat in her mouth, just the wrong kind of sausage.

  • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #3 YOU'RE HIRED!

    Anywaysies… Mr. Happy Jumpy Jumpy Feet, this is… in fact… a THIRD cat/pussy post today…. AMIRIGHT!??

    – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
    — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • fpwashere

      contrary to your downvotes Paula you are absolutely right.

  • Mac

    #27 wow

    • mopmonkey

      "Do you like apples? How do you like THEM apples?"

    • Kenai

      #22 is so hot. im also black. [let the racial comments commence]

  • Dan

    #2 Find the girl on the left!

    • ROK247

      whats the one on the right – chopped liver?

  • me2

    #8 #20 i have the weirdest banana right now

  • lttl

    #8 i'm not sure if that much concentration would be a good thing or.. dangerous.

    • the other Jen

      she's an overachiever.

  • myfrigginopinion

    #3 Your typical Chivette.

    • Foosbah

      nah. they can fit more than that.

      • soda pop

        Hahaha, awesome.

        • Average Chiver

          hey guys! i'll see you at recess…how are you chiving from chemistry? i'm at study hall right now holler these girls love me and my new iphone we are all chiving together and janice told me she would let me touch her boobs under the bleachers after school, but i would much rather circle jerk with you guys!

    • Frank

      Oh, yeah! Now I totally remember you!

  • Loyal Chiver

    Aaaah more soft porn…..now i will fap furiously and chive on !!

    • Sadley

      yeah. this site used to be alot more fun and funnier…..

    • The Chivery

      necesitas ayuda? tengo manos pequenitos.

      chive on!

  • zingman

    Keep Calm and Whore on !

  • patov40

    My life would be empty without theChive. Love the members like my own family. <3

    • patov40

      It begins!!!! Lol Where were you on the DMA? Chive on!

      • The Chivery

        we love you too patov40 i wish we lived closer together so we can constantly talk about (in person, of course) the bond and love we've built over these past few years. then i would fuck the shit out of your bunghole.

        chive on!

        • patov40

          Sorry, but I think you have me confused with one of your other fantasy men. Only been coming to The Chive since April/May. Good luck on your search though! Chive on! 🙂 #youfailinlife :p

          • sheeeeesh

            You have thechive`s dick sooooo far up ur butt in just these few months ! Chive on indeed.

  • mooseknuckle907

    #5 #9 #12 #19 #20
    ultra win

    • ROK247

      kate upton feeding me a huge burger while sitting on my lap naked. i've had that dream already…

      • 094


        • ROK247

          really? i have to be fat to enjoy a burger? what a fucking retard.

          • Ha.Ha.

            no, but having a wet dream that involves food as well? that's fatboy shit.

            • Alyssa's Pimp


    • Franklin1138

      #9 kind of looks like a girl I work with…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=830809217 Charles Marshall

    #26 Piper Perabo, epic win

    • Ha.Ha.

      aw shit thanks for the name! she's in coyote ugly, right? this bitch is bad as shit!

    • mopmonkey

      Nope…pretty sure that's Petra Nemcova

  • https://thechive.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/hot-girls-eating-22.jpg Tommy

    If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?

    • Niggher Beater

      you'd have to deal with the filthy black people.

      • BobofromSD

        you are the filthy one you brainless redneck.

  • non

    My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard

    • Headfade

      Damn right

    • justaguy

      and then she eats them?

    • Fasteddy14

      So does your Diabeetus…

    • Jay

      "My milk truck brings all the boys to the yard"


  • Kman

    #21 — Yes! Bonus! ICE CREAM SANDWICH!!

    A different kind of post, Chive. Thank you for the variety.

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