• ryan


    • trackingeagle

      Hell yeah!

    • Ken

      #12 Yes, listen to Travis Pastrana. we need an android app.

      • Ken

        damn it!! #11

    • skittlesupurass

      you never go fucking full retard…at least take a picture of something cool from west point instead of skittles

      • BloodFart

        fuck off dick. skittles are cool as shit. I downvoted your ass

        • madness?

          lol u mad bro

        • lolocaust

          and you must be a faggot

        • lulz

          take your faggotry elsewhere.

    • junglerecon

      Taste the rainbow, ladies!

  • turbodude

    Bless you !!

    • Stan_Dalone


      • Name

        Stan, have you ever actually seen a vagina?

        • Stan_Dalone

          well being the virgin you are, you'd better ask your mom for sex ed.

          • 09809

            that made no sense, you moron. and way to dodge his question. virgin.

            • Stan_Dalone

              if you had a brain you'd be a danger to yourself, you'd better get help quick

    • Mike

      Burn your bra & Mind the Gap…AWESOME

      • Livewire

        Burn your Gap??

        • hMMMM

          that would probably turn out messy.

        • Stan_Dalone

          now that was funny right there

    • dbolusaf

      you motorboatin sunofabitch

    • https://www.facebook.com/GingaChris Chris Ginga Morris

      Can you come visit new zealand so I can have that bite πŸ˜‰

      • Nicole

        attention to detail, i like it πŸ˜‰

  • youguysfailinlife

    What a bunch of brown nosing psycho suck ups !

    • James

      wtf is this shit?

    • uguyswininminecraft

      make the chive office in minecraft

    • Yousuck

      ….. says the guy who comes here to comment ever day! Chive on friend!

    • Freddy Mercury

      agreed. someone needs to slap the chive's dick outta their mouths.

  • Kodos

    Not sure if yoga pants, still full of win…

    • yea

      yea they are

    • nate

      that is phenomenal

    • TheBAMFinater

      I want to chive there too.

      • Logan

        did you ask your boyfriend yet?

        • TheBAMFinater

          HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, you're so funny, did you think of that yourself? I bet you did.

        • TheBAMFinater's BF

          Hey, dickhead! Don't pick on my poopsie-bear!

    • ROK247

      party in her yoga pants! – everyone is coming!

      • )(K

        yeah, i'll bet you would look forward to that sausage fest. fag.

  • Average Chiver

    I have no life so i will spend all my time thinking about a website and all its lovely retarded members. Chive on !

    • Stan_Dalone

      you're here, think on it

      • u mad?

        he commented on here. once. retard.

      • 099

        yeah, just like EVERYONE in Mexico HAS to be Mexican, amirite?

    • Whatatool

      Duuuuuuuuuhhhh, I only come here to duuuuuuuuuhhh make sure everyone duuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh knows how duuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh uncool they are. Reddit!! *facepalm*

      • --23

        your average retarded butt-hurt Chiver.

      • Kayoie

        u mad bro?

    • Kit

      I've always wondered though, is it pronounced Chive as in onion chives, meaning that TheChive is a possible response to TheOnion (which is TheOnion a mispronunciation of TheUnion?), or is it pronounced kive as in it's an abbreviation of TheArchive? I spend way too long thinking about this.

  • Takingbackcider

    #26 Glad to see there's no giant croc around!

  • Zedhere

    #52 Out of all Yoga Pants, white is my favorite color.

    • KCJake

      Out of all the colors, Yoga Pants is my favorite.

  • jrey81

    #60, i'd like to see MOAR. top n bottom please πŸ™‚

    • J_Dub


  • Chive or Die

    Lovin the new "Shuffle" button at the bottom of each post.

  • Holy Hell

    That's just too much beer.

    • NebraskaGuy


    • xXbeermonkeyXx

      das BOOT!!!!!

    • hMMMM

      you forgot to add "…in one cup." The beer will get warm and taste gross by the time you're 1/4 into the boot.

      • Bean

        thats why you chug my friend. keep calm

    • patov40


    • corey

      there is pretty much nothing bad about that place. love seeing albany represented. the capital district needs to show more love to the chive!

  • MonkeyMadness

    #1 BOOMER SOONER!! Sorry ladies, you're still hot. πŸ˜‰

    • mcsgwigga

      The one on the right looks like the chick who was in a DMA the other day, next to the fella with a tattoo on the back of his head??? If I'm right, I need to get out more . . .

      • DozerHobo

        It is and I couldn't be more intrigued

    • GPH

      As a loyal 'Cane, I have to stress that FSU stands for "Females Sure are Ugly", but these two, might make me re-think for a moment.

  • DementedGeek

    #11 ditto on the Android app.

    • Stan_Dalone

      certainly not the worst person to run into, Kudos

    • taylor

      Or an iphone app

    • patov40

      Travis Pastrana a Chiver. Gotta suck for the haters!

    • Jarrett

      I took that pic.

    • 09809

      it's official: the chive is composed of a bunch of white tools, douchebag-ettes, and one black guy(that ugly ass one that was at the last meet up).

    • Anson

      Agreed, necessity!

  • Master Shake

    #22 I have this phone. how can I have this logo on said phone?!?! OSSSEM!!!

    • J_Dub

      I was wondering the same thing. If I figure it out I'll let you know

  • Dave

    #44 Dasss Booot!!

  • mmmhmmm

    #24 pokies or it didnt happen.

    • Stan_Dalone

      I live near Boston and yes it was fourty degrees. she wasn't lying

      • http://gravatar.com/lagentile LG_

        It's been about 70 on Cape. Not. Fair.

        • Stan_Dalone

          I am out in Leominster and I went outside in shorts and a t-shirt and was very surprised that morning

          • hMMMM

            so were the Red Sox. ZING!

            • Stan_Dalone

              they died miserably for sure

            • http://gravatar.com/lagentile LG_

              Twas' a sad in the state of Massatwoshits. πŸ˜‰

              • Big_Curt

                haha hilarious

                • Stan_Dalone

                  let's see! Massivetwoshits, massivetwotits, taxachushits, massasses

      • Jessie B

        thanks for sticking up for me! it was actually this past december for one of my boyfriends christmas present

        • Stan_Dalone

          no problem

  • sheeeesh

    What a sad bunch of people. Just Douchebags and Sluts.

    • turbodude

      I would love to see you call this man a "douchebag" to his face you asshat…

      • Stan_Dalone

        he's just a trolling moron who wants attention

      • MooseMoose

        As a prior Marine I fought for everybody here's right to be douchebags and sluts, so you can just suck all our dicks, even the sluts!! You fuckin tool

        • Stan_Dalone

          thank you Moose for your service

        • Old Sammy

          stick a grenade up your ass and pull the pin, Moose-Knuckle.

          • Stan_Dalone

            sammy STFU

          • MooseMoose

            ught oh… another internet badass breaks the mold

            • MooseMoose

              seriously sammy internet tough guy!!

      • Guesty

        He's a pouge

        • MooseMoose

          Pog? Personnel other than grunt?

          • Guesty

            Pogue- sorry, misplaced the letters. And no, not Pog… don't know what the fuck that is (hint— doesn't stand for what you think it does "Marine")

            • MooseMoose

              hook a brotha up, what's that mean

              • Guesty

                You were on the right track. Pogue more derogatory, but same ballpark. Like REMF

    • 09809

      i know, right?

  • NebraskaGuy

    #60 Kinda hard to keep calm when looking at this …!

    #52 Doesn't help either, lol!

    • MooseMoose

      Made my comment then started scrollin and reading the others… Looks like I kinda stole your thunder… Great minds and all πŸ˜‰

      • NebraskaGuy

        No worries!

        Esprit de corps!

        • MooseMoose

          Right on

  • Screwhead317

    I dont know about you chivers but I'm ready for it to be 9 A.M. PST πŸ˜€

    • Chive Shirt

      I normally wear a LG, what do you guys suggest?

  • BMW

    #52 Fo shizzle…

  • NonBrit


    Damn good schnitzel.

  • Rockthebed

    #18 I can think of one other thing you might want to consider doing

    • asdeded

      No shit…I chive all day at work. So vacation = no work = little to no chiving. GO ENJOY YOURSELF

    • dungydouche

      First vacation in months!!!!! You poor baby….

    • JschiveTexas

      Oh really? And just what is that?

  • Sovem

    #60 Absolutely heavenly. Could stare at this all day.

  • Chris

    It's gonna be weird ordering "keep calm" shirts in the middle of class…OH WELL!!! Gonna be a rebel and do it anyways!!!
    Chive on!!!

  • Georg3

    Georgia Tech Civil Engineers!

  • yellowjackets

    I think he meant #14
    Georgia Tech Civil Engineers!

    • pat

      To hell with Georgia!

      • Morgan Freeman


    • texjosh

      So… does the person who sent this in think theChive started these? Read a book.

      • Stan_Dalone

        I bet the person who sent this in, thinks it is cool that they say what they do and is on the door.
        Stay calm my friend, Chive on

      • Dave

        I agree. This is Chive everywhere and these have nothing to do with The Chive. Maybe we're supposed to submit photos of things that remind us of Chive… like chives, girls, computers, douchebags etc.

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