• http://www.facebook.com/inchegrey Matt Hoyler


    • http://www.facebook.com/inchegrey Matt Hoyler

      See ladies? I always finish last.

      • Matt

        Yeah your hands must be used to it

        • http://twitter.com/itsjaredlol @itsjaredlol

          You were voted "Most Likely to Make an Obvious Joke" in high school weren't you? And then probably spit on.

          • Apollos

            I take it you were voted "Most likely to make some pissed off comment about a joke because somebody beat them to it" in high school weren't you? And then probably spit on.

            • 9039


  • matt


    • Cheddarz

      No, no you're not. Should have just posted with the name thumbmethefuckdown.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

    #1 Good lord find her!

    • Dan

      Those are definitely the droids we're looking for.

    • Steve

      Better yet, find those shirts so my girlfriend can look that good!

      • Cheddarz

        Just to point out, if you need a shirt so your girlfriend can look good, she needs something more than a shirt.

        • Steve

          There may have been a hint of sarcasm in my statement. 😉

    • Friends with C3PO

      Good to see Brisbane on here…

  • turbodude

    Hey look…some shitty mexican weed !!

    • OGMrWhite

      those are just the leaves bro..

      • Cheddarz

        or you know, just stop smoking marijuana so you don't end up posting dumbass posts on sites like the chive.

        • OGMrWhite

          My bad dude didn't mean it to sound dickish, I was just sayin. Smoke on man

          • steverino

            Apology accepted sir …

        • steverino

          assumptions are made by fools son…I tried that crap years ago. Didn't like it very much and stopped. This was probably before you were even born if your 30 years old or younger.

          • Jak

            You didn't like weed? Who the hell doesn't like laughing?!

            • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=900785222 Frédéric Purenne

              It's the smoke, the initial head-ache, your breath, the smell of your clothes and your inability to make smart decisions that makes me hate marijuana.

              Other than that it's a blast… which I don't care if I do not experience anymore.

          • http://www.facebook.com/inchegrey Matt Hoyler

            Apparently they didn't teach the difference between the words "your" and "you're" back when you went to school.

    • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

      You spelled 'beer' wrong….

    • SenatorBurns!

      Those are from a male plant, so no smokable weed would come from the plant those were picked from (5 leaves means male, 7 leaves means female).

      • R-Dub

        Not true.

      • Cheech and chong

        Dude man, really bro ? The only thing that distinguishes a male plant from a female plant is where they grow their flowers…….

  • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #68 Damn, got to get me one of those babe magnet shirts….
    The thing is; I can't type fast enough to order one…

    – the one you love to date

    • Malkintosh22

      Use two hands.

  • OGMrWhite


    The papers would be my second purchase after the BillFuckinMurray tee, get on it chive.

    Dudes so happy, Awesome! but seriously don't tuck your shirt in

    • MonkeyMadness

      Who cares about the shirt? It's working for him! Chive on dude!

      • DoomsDayDub

        Judging from duck-face's expression, I don't know how well it is working. However, I appreciate the double fisted beer hold, although having Budweiser in each hand is knocking him down a notch. Seriously though, untuck that shit!

    • Apoennim

      Fashion advice from a guy who wears a scarf year round?

  • ShowtimeSully

    #31 CALM DOWN EVERYONE, my shirt is awesome!

  • Tuttified

    #75 My kinda girl!

    • http://gabeharris.com Gabe

      photobombed by a derp

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

        That's how I feel about Detroit

    • JOHN

      fucking bitter. weddings are for to get drunk at. diagram that truth.

    • tracey

      truth:: i actually do love weddings, i just wanted to make the chive 🙂

  • NebraskaGuy

    #1 I think a burn-your-bra submission is in order for these two!

    #4 Where can I get one of these??

    #9 Congratulations to both of you!!

  • tommy2X4

    #35 What an adorable lil' cutie pie. I had some of those in the cold mountains of Vermont a few moons ago.

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    That is a seriously big dude.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

      more like a couple of seriously small dudes

    • gutterville

      No that guy is probably average or just above average height its just that Filipino men are really short. In fact the average male height is only 5'4".

  • Whiskyb

    #50 Theres something about her that says swwiiinnnggg

    • Billy

      Hello there H-town hottie.

    • Dallas

      chive i need to meet a woman like this please help

  • http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=93&f=1801 Tokabwl

    Totally not related but plse sign this – https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/petitions/!/petition/


    • BamBam


    • NoOneDiesFromBud

      Yes I WILL sign that – this prohibition bullshit is outdated and ridiculous, based entirely on propaganda!
      Alcohol and cigarettes are your REAL killers, if you stop and think about it.
      Millions, yes, MILLIONS die every year from alcohol-related deaths; same for nicotine.

      How many die from smoking marijuana? Absolutely NONE!


  • stukesm4

    #1 those are the droids im looking for.

  • Ridd

    #6 I wonder which one is Elizabeth.

  • Clark

    #1 C3PO, will you marry me?
    #4 WANT!

  • let it go already

    #1 Thank God. I almost spent 90 seconds on the internet without a Star Wars reference. Panic fading…

  • Dee

    #27 #65
    Wreck'Em Tech Just anotyher beautiful day in WTX!

    • LBKewee


  • USNA '92



  • Chris

    #1 Those are the droids I’ve been looking for too!

  • skywalker

    #5 I was the there! Tommies kicked the pussy Johnnies Ass!! Chive ON!

    • afran21

      I was there…but to drunk to comprehend

    • Stephen B

      I was there too!! Great game! left at half-time

    • laxgeek07

      Hey that's my phone! Johnnies got destroyed!

    • herrrpdurrrrp

      If you wanna suck at life UST!

  • B dub

    #9 lucky dog!

  • bubba_earl

    #65 Good ol' West Texas dust storm. It shredded my patio umbrella.

  • Raider Red

    #27, #65,
    Wreck Em'!!!

    • K-State

      so sorry, 41-34 whoo hoo go cats! heh heh heh

      • llano2

        Sorry is correct. I bet Kstate ends up with at least 4 losses. Tech couldn't have played any worse in the second half after scoring 28 points on you the first half. I'd like to give credit to Kstate, but the fact is the turnovers were not caused by kstate but our qb just threw right to you guys, ie, while trying to throw the ball away. That qb had almost 500 yards passing against your great Kstate team!!!

        • K-State

          500 yards passing & only 34 points dude, 34 wasn't enough you needed 42

          and i was just showing a little pride – nowhere in my post does it say "we're great" or "we're going to be undefeated"…geez

          love the stadium – i've been up there from dallas 3 times now to see us play you – we didn't win the other times

  • bisonbade

    #73 Just like every small town in the US

    • Barry McKokkinner

      Grande Prairie is kinda special. I'm from the next province west (12+ hours over a mountain pass) and I've been to that exact store…twice.

    • Fenixx

      It is a city of about 50 000

    • dr. richard longwood

      what else are you gonna do in northern ab but drink! chive on from peace river!

    • Angela


      • mytwocents

        I think there are more from GP than we think…. another GP Chiver… Chive On!!

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