• mark d.

    #32, #1, #19

    Really, really well done.

    Poltergeist, Pink Floyd, GIFS, and #25

    • 4everDistracted

      Oh my…

    • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randall Gallegos

      this is possibly the best thing i have ever seen on the chive…. =-O

    • jpadawan

      Very nice references.

    • Smoke-n-Water

      Greatest day ever!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1509047833 Shane Houston


    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1509047833 Shane Houston

      Well it showed i was first after i posted this and 3 page refreshes.

      • hMMMM

        checked your facebook out. saw that you had a girlfriend. clicked on her name so i could tell her to lose you. then the profile pic explained EVERYTHING…

        • jpadawan

          Just 'cause U don't have one, you don't have to whine about it B) *insert bitch slap here*

      • Tribal lover, LOL

        Shane, dude! Nice tatt… LOL

    • https://www.facebook.com/mav2ag Thomas Pickett

      If you're a guy and you're rushing to comment, "First!!!", on a gallery like this…
      … I've got some bad news for you.

  • orion


    What can you say, the baby oil was just good instincts

    • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

      And the post is missing some crucial parts of application of said oil.

      • Lowrent75

        No doubt…Bastards!

    • menace

      Not ENOUGH oil though

  • 80's Baby

    #12…. Where are WE going honey?

    • Big_Curt

      on a serious note…looks like the kitchen

    • feloo

      WHY did you capitalize "we"?

    • Antoine

      80's Baby is creepy.

    • patov40

      Yeah, #12 was fun.

  • jon23

    HHNF would have beat that!

    • Juan

      I wonder how many people know what/who you are refering to.. You would have to be an OC (original Chiver) to know HHNF.. Wonder whatever happened to her? Maybe reincarnated as Paula?

      • beasty

        That was my thought too. Paula shows up bout the same time as HHNF dissappears. You can't explain that.

        • the other Jen

          we are friends on FB, she is dating that Beau guy. remember him? think she got sick of all the haters.

          • Horseface

            Good lord, Beau was such a tool. In that case, I'm glad she's gone, if only because it meant him leaving too.

            • Bill Murray

              agreed. i'm glad they're both gone too.

      • Bill

        I kind of miss her, to be honest.

    • Mr Cheese

      Hell Hath No Fury…..miss her and yes, I think the haters chased her away

      • Clay Morrow

        Eh if she cant take the hate, she shouldnt have left the kitchen

  • mikey


    A half-naked model eating a burger while i dip fries in Nutella

    Ok, I only have two wishes left…

    • DoomsDayDub

      A Diet Coke though, come on man!

      • Clay Morrow

        Im on a diet ill take a diet coke


        Orders 4 burgers and 2 large fries.

    • http://twitter.com/ADavis41 @ADavis41

      #1 – Lose the Nutella
      #2 – Lose rest of clothing (Her)

  • AssClown

    #19 WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! Mac even photobomb GIFS…legend.

    • SpacemanSpiff_

      MAC ur a hero!!!

      c'mon! buy the guy a hooker, he deserves it!

    • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

      Does his neck ever bend…like EVER?

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=761074582 Jessica Condrey

        lol that was some funny shit

    • chivesworth

      That gif got multiple viewings.

      All round great post!

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=827598468 paul

      That was epicly awesome!

      • swisschiver

        i laughed so harrrrd!

    • Tim Heidecker

      Fucking hilarious! …………great job!

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Please make more videos!

  • http://www.thechive.com ChronicUser

    #27 This is how most of my sexual fantasies begin…

    • AssClown

      But alas, upon viewing these pics, mine has unfortunately ended "prematurely"…

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=503174755 Tj Huddleston

      Not SFW Not SFW!!!! But awesome none the less

  • Salty

    My life sucks

    • RatedR401

      Pretty much the best comment I have seen on The Chive all day!!!

      • Ziplab

        hahaha #19 funny as hell and #20 DAYUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Prangsta

      I think my life is ok.. But I am starting to think a job at the Chive would make it better.

  • Wet_tosti

    Must have been a real punnishment to shoot this session. Chive on!

  • USAF

    ASA has a nice ASA

    • bob lee swagger

      You're an idiot.

  • Fish On

    #21 is such a hot pic. Love it!

  • warren

    #25, #26

    That made my fucking day

    • Dick Salad

      If that's all the mad PS skills you require (throwing a random lens flare on random crap) then I doubt you should have any issues finding an employee relatively fast. On a side note I'd like to trade in my wife for one of these newer models. She's 25 but well maintained!

  • http://www.facebook.com/noah.thistle Noah Thistle

    awesome, just awesome

  • NoUse ForaName


    • paulson

      you, sir, are an idiot.

      #32, #21

    • Ha.Ha.

      this will obviously be overwhelmingly thumbed down, so just wanted to let you know that i wholeheartedly agree.

      • blub_glub

        yeah, it looks really cheap and distasteful .. it's too amateuresque

        • mikey

          yeah #1 and #32 are cheap and in poor taste. wait, no, they're quite good and original.

          • Horseface

            "Original" = using other people's ideas?

      • innuit

        i just don't agree. i have to say that, if you think this is 'meh', maybe your standards are a bit too high. but what do i know, my girlfriend isn't a supermodel

  • tyler

    Hold my calls, I'll be up at #27 the rest of the day if anybody needs me

  • Dano

    hhhhhhHHHHawt. Love the Chivettes.



    • RGH

      Whoa. Chive, you have outdone yourselves this time!!!

  • Anthony

    Um i want a job in your office…i dont care if its to mop floors clean what ever…..hold the baby oil bottle…ANYTHING!

  • grant


    Awesome. that is all.

  • Tats

    [youtube 95SYdjRVCR0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95SYdjRVCR0 youtube]

    • chiveworth


    • John

      Hahahaha!!! That made me laugh out loud! Good one… I tip my hat to you, sir! xD

    • Bruno


  • Swizz Schu

    I just spunked on an important file.

    • WOW

      Who seriously has their dick out at work? I hope you get fired…

      • JerkFace

        Who seriously takes an internet joke seriously? You are fired…from life

  • SteelCityGuy

    #27 got me really really……realized I'm at work and can't walk now……..FUUUUUU!!!

  • Slick_Nick

    I think #23 was an AWESOME idea

  • clenis

    sexy girl but you guys really need to find a photographer that knows how to do proper lighting.

    • SteelCityGuy

      Feeding the trolls, I know……….but if you noticed the lighting, I have bad news for you

    • Adam

      I'm a professional photographer and the chive knows what they're doing. they keep it real. the photos make the girls approachable b/c they keep it real. these shots don't look much different than mine, the major difference is the lack of post production.

      If you want, glossy hi-impact, unattainable women, may i suggest FHM, Maxim, or Playboy?

      • clenis

        BS. I don't care about the glossy hi-impact photos in Maxim etc. but these photos are either under-exposed or over-exposed. and some are just plain out of focus. not a troll, just the the facts. and these pics don't do a sexy girl justice. whatever, I'm over it.

        • an observer

          you're missing the point methinks. the reason these galleries have become so popular is because they have a unique tone, a style. The chive breaks the 4th wall – gives you a glimpse behind-the-scenes, and some funny, as well as the creatively sexy shots.

          we're all entitled to our opinions on lighting but, if that's ur focus, your missing the point a bit and possibly missing why the chive is doing things nobody else is doing right now. just my opinion

          • Ha.Ha.

            you're probably right, but this convo is getting reallllllll homo so you get a thumbs down

  • dagleja3

    #27 – Love this set of photos!

    • Dick Salad

      I hope it was as good for them as it was for us….

    • yowzaa

      she wanted a boy and she got it ,that is a tranny.

blog comments powered by Disqus
Back to the top