• Bob

    first

    • notbob

      the lack of #62 on the first comments page is disturbing…

      • Bill Murray

        Suck my cock-hole.

  • Phil

    #59 awesome photobomb

    • Micah

      Who Dey!!

  • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Anyone care to Chive in my basement? Free drinks!

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – the one you love to hate

    • AssClown

      Only if there's rohypnol in the drinks…and you're drinking all of them…so I can kill you with my funny jokes and balloon animals.

    • Smalls

      It puts the lotion on the skin.

  • Sharky

    #45 Yikes, you might want to put the camera down and RUN

    • Stan_Dalone

      back away from the grizzly, S L O W L Y

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=722809282 Oliver Vorian Wang

      NEVER run from a Grizzly. That's prey behaviour. Instead either shoo it off or walk away like you don't give a shit.

      • bostonbruinss

        emphasize on the NEVER part…..

  • NebraskaGuy

    #4 That was real nice of you guys to bring Paula along 😉

  • NebraskaGuy

    #65 Chive, FIND this girl!!

    Would love to see more of her 🙂

    • R2G Fan

      I think I fell in love as well. What a beauty! Find her!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • marc

      We need her !!!

    • marc

      i was only able to get about 5 pics of her, and they are all pretty much just the same. she did seem like a really nice girl, had a great smile and was thrilled when i said "chive on, hell ya"!

      • Jason

        Well, hopefully you got her phone number in addition to those pics.

    • ChelseaRules

      She doesn't need that much makeup.

      • mmmhmmm

        or does she?

        • marc

          i really dont think so, but what do i know.

      • Big McLarge Huge

        I concur

    • http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix

      FIND THIS GIRL!

      please, please — PLEASE CHIVE!

  • AssClown

    #4 "My penis is THIS small." I bet Paula is taking a piss on the back of small penis guy…

  • yanni

    I need to order a Ron Swanson shirt!! It's Thursday already! Where are they??

  • marc

    FUCK PAULA !!! I JUST WANT TO JIZZ ON HER HAIR !

  • NebraskaGuy

    #35 … also Chive-worthy!!

    • Dick Folgers

      She's a super loyal chivette that posts regularly. Additionally, she owns a badass dog.

      Wake up Maggie I think I have something to say to you. You have my vote for chivette of the week!

    • Country Boy

      Good to see that we have at least some hot Chivettes here in Kansas. Being in the middle of nowhere is awesome.

      • guest speaker

        Damn right! It's nice to see that kind of representation, too! Very nice pic!!!

      • NebraskaGuy

        Amen to that! 😉

        Those city folks don't know what they're missing 😉 hehe

        • Dan

          Don't worry boys, I'm trying to convince my chivette with double E's to post from kansas

    • the frenchman

      chivette of the week !

  • Anonymous

    #50 kicks ass

  • http://twitter.com/Pud_Divine @Pud_Divine

    #26 never thought id see the day a friend made it on the chive…,. NOW I MUST! Chive on!

    • NebraskaGuy

      Awesome – have her send in some sweet pics for next week's hump day 😉

      • hMMMM

        Eyes are looking st8 psycho….

      • Bigfoot

        She deserves better than the hump. Honest smiles would be epic.

      • JEG

        No need to wait for next week…see #33 and #34 in today's DAR 🙂

    • R2G Fan

      Beautiful eyes. Plus she likes to play with balls. WINNER!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1357676916 Sean Runge

    #35 Murrays owner is Hot…Oh the things I would do to her

  • Ninja47

    #23

    I see what you did there.

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #65
    Can't say I blame you.

    • Stan_Dalone

      very pretty young lady, go for it

      • Chuck

        Jerk off

        • FuckoffStan

          Ah see now youre delving into the whole "how Stanley was born" scenario 😉

        • Fuck Chuck

          good idea but in the mean time go fuck yourself better yet electrocute yourself take a pic so we can all laugh at you

      • FuckoffStan

        That doesnt even make sense dumbass

        • FuckoffStan

          I am so sorry,I am a dumbass and I was the one not making any sense

  • NebraskaGuy

    #33 Y U NO WAIT FOR ME???

  • AssClown

    #31 Begs for a shop…challenge excepted!!

    <img src="http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/9131/chiveeverywhere352.jpg"&gt;

    • yanni

      You mean this calls for a microsoft paint and a vocabulary lesson?

  • Nick_FTW

    #63 f*ucking awesome, I wish I could do that

    • MatadorPride

      lost a few brain cells in the 90s, so..WTF is this?

      • Seth

        "Chive on" carved into the crayons. This was my pic 😀 actually my first time trying, messed up a few, but it's not that hard 🙂

  • NebraskaGuy

    #43 lol … when you see it …!

    • Stan_Dalone

      dog looking thru the window?

      • Dunny_

        Either a dog or Bill F'in Murray.

        • BigRick69

          i think it looks like hitler.

          • BigRick69

            until i saw an enlarged version, then i realized i was retarded.

        • N.E. Braska

          I made the fucking Chive!

          …and yes, that is Bill Fucking Murray.

          • NebraskaGuy

            Right on! 😉

          • NEChivette

            Another Nebraska Chiver, finally~!!

            • NebraskaGuy

              Well hello there! 😉

            • N.E. Braska

              We definitely need more Nebraskans. It's up to us to spread the Chive throughout the Cornhusker State.

              Oh, and um…How you doin'?

  • Big_Curt

    #59 is actually in Newport KY but close enough…..awesome place to go tho

    • Micah

      It's on the Levee and they have the best beer.

    • shwan

      They have the best waitress uniforms ever..

    • mouchette

      How do you not know what city you're in?…..

  • Ta2d_Kate

    # 19 #32
    So freaking jealous!!!!!

    • Marc

      It's beautiful there. Waking up and walking onto your balcony and thinking to yourself, "wow, this is cuba".

  • dmat

    #65 good lord! She needs own topic right now!

    • the frenchman

      Agree, find her please.

  • Kenny

    #8 and #9 just because I spent 6 hours at work making that! Haha!

    • Guesty

      Kenny, you're an army fag. We pay you to do this shit?!?!?!

      • fuck off

        nigga, please – and wtf do you get paid for? to chive?

      • Holy Hell

        STFU !
        You're an attention/jock whore.
        What the fuck do you know ?

    • spade87

      niiice bro, guessing your a framer then. i got boored at work too and made some custom keep calm and chive on stickers on our plotter to use as decals to paint. and to use as car decals… im a framer in the navy so i know how it goes. keep it up bro

    • sbigshaun

      Looks great!! Thank you for your service!!!

  • Stan_Dalone

    #1 #22 Chive on! and thank you for your service

    • Greenie979

      You're welcome. It is an honor to serve such a great nation!!!! BTW, I am the one sleeping!!!! CHIVE ON!!!!!!!!!!

      • Stan_Dalone

        No critisism from me for sleeping you guys work hard enough when you have to

  • Matt_tatt

    #10 I will not stay calm with that creepy fucking clown by me! fuck that noise!

    • Geek

      Happy Dog is one of the best bars in Cleveland!

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