Let’s go Chivette crazy, shall we? (1 Update)

Last week I was unable to bring y’all a ‘Sexy Chivers’ as Leo and I went to the 9-11 Memorial in NYC. Prior to last week, the Chivette inbox was already overflowing.

Balance must be restored to the force.

Starting tomorrow, I will be bringing you a very special ‘Sexy Chivers’ in two acts, Parts 1 & 2. Look for Part 2 on Friday. Submit your photos here. For all the Chivettes who have already submitted, thanks for your patience.

The next two days we’ll be dedicating as much photo space as possible to our Chivettes in fact. It’s our amazing girls that have made theCHIVE the amazing community it is today.

Also, we know our Chivette apparel is selling out much faster than we expected, nearly as fast as the men’s tees, so this Friday at 9 am PST we will release ‘Keep Calm’ and our brand new Chivette Tees for Chivettes only.

When I first started Sexy Chivers nearly two years ago, I was only attempting to see if there were any girls on the Chive at all. I remember I got about 20 emails that week and just about fell out of my chair. Now our Chivettes are leading the charge not only in America but across the globe with the message that real is the new beautiful. It’s one of the things I’m most proud of on this little-site-that-could and we owe it all to our fearless Chivettes.

Thanks for that and Chive On,


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  • danny

    any post that begins with 'let's go chivette crazy, shall we?' is fine with me

    • http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix

      second that ..

  • carl

    can you toss in some tan lines???

  • Here's Johnny

    No Need to get sentimental John Let the SC pics speak for themselves! Keep Calm and Chive on!

    • thomas

      i don't mind a little reflection now and then, I love the fact that the chive is not some huge indifferent corpo, just some dudes who dreamed of getting a ton of women to strip down for our viewing pleasur, and gal darnit' they actually pulled it off.

  • timmy

    This is brilliant. Moar SC!

  • Verbal_Kint

    FLPB chivettes would be nice too.

  • Claudia

    …..and we LOVE being your Chivettes ๐Ÿ™‚

  • Claire

    thanks for the kind words, Johnny

    proud to be a Chivette

  • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Chivette Crazy? Well do a gallery about me then, I'm a crazy Chivette!?

    – the one you love to hate

    • Beano

      Let's do it. I'm in.

    • Underbaker

      So if we give it enough thumbs up can we have a Paula gallery? Curious Chivers want to know.

      • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Curious Chivers should pay more attention to Hump day pics and the likes, and to the subtle "this is Paula' hints in some of them. So far: Chivers are blind.

        – the one you love to hate

        • Underbaker

          Well we do tend to lose focus on things around what we like (FLBP, Gap, Hump, Chivettes)

        • Itsa me

          You mean like that picture of LG posted months ago with a painting of you on the wall above her? You mean like that one? Is that the kind of thing you're talking about? Is that it? Is it? Like that? Huh? Well?

          • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Oh you mean this pic?:
            <img src="http://www.picju.com/images/tc0lau.jpg"/&gt;
            Don't let the lovely DYLAN know you called her Lauren… Trust me, I've made this mistake the other way around with Lauren once… she refused me sex for 2 whole days, it's painful just thinking about that again…
            Anywaysies: NO, that would be WAY too obvious. Subtle! Subtle!

            – the one you love to hate

            • Itsa me

              Dylan, Lauren, the other one They're all the same to me.

              • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

                Not to me they aren't! You couldn't confuse who's who even in the dark! Lauren is very rough and will kick your teeth out if you don't restrain her from time to time. Dylan is extremely ticklish and gentil.

                – the one you love to hate

                • Adam_R

                  Odd, considering Lauren is the one with the "Gentile" name (see what I did thar?) ๐Ÿ™‚

                  • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

                    Damn, just 6 minutes and someone already took that 'gentil(e)' bait… That was too easy.

                    – the one you love to hate

                    • Adam_R

                      Well…at least us Chivers don't miss EVERYTHING ๐Ÿ˜‰

                • http://gravatar.com/lagentile LG_

                  This is interesting…. haha

                  • Adam_R

                    ^ that conversation did take a few rather unforseen twists lol. It appears there are some people as bored at work as I am today. I even had a one-on-one with my boss today – apparently I "need to spend less time on the Chive"…..HA.

                  • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

                    Whaaaat, I didn't write anything you didn't know already!
                    BTW keep an eye on today's DAR, I've done some comment analysing.
                    OH DAR IS UP ALREADY!!! Love ya! <3<3<3

                    – the one you love to hate

  • ChiveApprentice

    the next 2 days will be the best 2 days of my life. especially if on top of a 2 part SC we get a side helping of yoga pants. i know beggers cant be choosers. but damn i love yoga pants

  • Anonymous

    Tattooed chivettes!

  • http://www.tube8.com Troll_The_World

    Got a new job .. graduated college.. and NOW .. double Sexy Chivettes ..

    what AWESOME goodness can still possibly happen?

    • thetwistether


      • tara

        deep fried

        • http://www.tube8.com Troll_The_World

          …. FOR THE WIN!

          You are correct, Madam!

    • teh economy

      When do they give you your name badge?

      • http://www.tube8.com Troll_The_World

        Two weeks! Right after convocation ceremony!

  • eh.

    Moar of the girl in the photo above.

    • Stern281


    • yooo

      photoshoot of her!!

  • Blindsided5

    Can we get a special post for that Chivette above? ^^^

    • chet


  • disturbed

    Can't wait for the "There are sexy Chivers among us in Chive Tshirts" post!

  • james McGill

    I don’t see enough cosplay chivettes. Any chance we could see more of those?

  • hMMMM

    Um….really?? It clearly says the first part tomorrow and the second part on Friday. Reading comprehension fail.

  • VedHead77

    "Now our Chivettes are leading the charge not only in America but across the globe with the message that real is the new beautiful."

    Real was always beautiful. This site seems to be one of the few that appreciates that. Thanks, John.

    No more starving yourself…no more duckface…no more excessive makeup…just more sexy real Chivettes.

    • CosmoKramerTheAssMan

      Damn right. Couldn't say it better. Real is the best.

    • Itsa me

      I don't know, there's something to be said about makeup and cosmetic surgery. It really serves as a good demonstration of a person's view of themselves.

  • Gee 2

    Need this terribly after you guys posted that Twinklight stuff. xD

  • Anonymous

    Sounds much better than going bat-shit crazy

  • Senior


  • CalAb13
    • Kyle

      she is gorgeous, such a beautiful smile, maybe i'll move to Australia



  • therealguy

    Keep Calm is great for those that don't have it, and Chivette is groovy, too, but GIVE US MOAR BILL F#&*ING MURRAY!!!

  • Ana

    Awesome!! Can’t wait to see my pic on here ๐Ÿ™‚

  • https://www.facebook.com/awesomeinabox Helen Gair

    Crossing fingers that I make the cut!

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