• mikey tyler


    thanks for all that you do, guys. Get home safe and Happy Thanksgiving

    • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Yeah, yeah, hooray for the soldiers, 1200 thumbs up, blah blah…


      • Casey

        May you live a long, lonely life.

      • Casey

        what have you ever done for anyone but yourself?

        • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

          I love these 'I-don't-know-the-first-thing-about-you, but-that-won't-stop-me-from-judging-you' type of comments… <3


      • Stan_Dalone

        hey bitch before I permanantly leave this site, I been here thumbing you down everyday. not commenting just thumbing you and your asshole friends. I have been laughing my ass off watching your idiot friends accuse other people f being me. TFF.. This site is a bunch of bullshit, I was trying to fight for what I believed was it's honor and integrity. then realized it didn't really have any and I was wasting my time. No one appreciated it so I stopped. If it isn't me it is someone else. so have fun I'm done. P.S. LG was way too good for you

        • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Awwwww…. don't leave! I'd really really REALLY miss you
          r thumbs down! I need them! These asshats keep voting me up!
          Anyway good to hear your pubic hair finally started to develop.
          PS: I'd be good for LG.


        • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

          OMG OMG OMG He's really gone!

          <img src="http://nooooooooooooooo.com/vader.jpg"&gt;

    • Gstr

      keep us safe from what? oil shortage?

  • toby


    Thanks for the perspective, Chive. This site's got a heart. It's what I love about it

    • ukulelemike

      Send this kid a Chive t-shirt!

      • truthserum

        agreed. you can never have enough toilet paper!

    • Lisa

      It made me just shut right the hell up with my bitching.

      Gratitude to you John.

      • Bubba

        second that!

        • leafsfan2005

          third'd? +1

          • todrunk2

            /agree This really put me in my place, even got a little teary eyed thinking about it.

    • iloveserjtankian

      YOU ROCK!!! True meaning of Christmas. Hope you get all that good back to you!

      • Lisa

        Sometimes, "right" just smacks us square on the forehead Serj.

        I don't have much…haven't even gotten my own kids presents yet…but they get stuff all year long & are doing okay. I was super cranky Wednesday but I really just shut up when I saw the angel. Helping her helped me.

        Chive on.

    • Brian

      Ok 'THIS" one got me

    • Dan

      What do you think, Chive? Next charity is an "Angel/Chive Tree"?

  • daily chiver


    So cute!

  • Sam Cleveland


    My whole family is gathered around the computer. Most have never seen the chive. All my cousins just asked me to email them 'this chive thing'

    • SOD

      some people just want to see the world burn.

  • Seldi84

    #6 My Keep Calm shirt came this morning. I felt like that.

    • BType13X2

      I somehow highly doubt I will ever get either of these shirts. I camp thechivery in the off chance they pop up. Guess the difficulty in getting one is what makes them special.

      • Sleep Salone

        no. it's you all being a bunch of pathetic fanboys.

        • Lotus

          I've always felt the "chive everywhere" posts were lame and self-promoting, much like the t-shirts and other merch. I clicked on this thinking it would be a thanksgiving dar type deal, oh the disappointment.

        • Tshirt Police

          No problem with fanboys, but the way they hold back to make more demand for the shirts is lame. They "could" order a shitload of them, but then they would lose the hype. Also, with all the support for the troops and "Merica. Should you at least have the shirts made in America? Come on Chive, put your money back into the US!!!!

  • Adrianna

    #25 & #78 amazing. Opposite climates..yet still amazing. Props.

  • Anonymous

    2-eating my morning burrito. Thanks 4 the shot of ur raunchy feet

  • Anonymous

    My bad I ment 4…..2-..thanks guys…your the best!

  • mooseknuckle907

    #62 Happy thanksgiving to the top of the world. Awesome!

  • https://thechive.com/ Paula_
    • Adam_R

      I think I might actually see 4 of them….

      • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Now you're just insulting turkeys!


        • Adam_R

          Haha, as if your original comment wasn't already enough to accomplish that 😉

        • masterbortion

          gobble gobble?

  • slany

    #8 Holy Shit! Vanity plates are expensive there!

    • Pete

      I was thinking that's pretty cheap…

  • slany

    #28 She's not to bright, is she?

    • https://thechive.com/ Turduckenn

      Apparently you're not "to" bright either.

      • JCfjefjf

        Grammar hero.

    • Eric G.

      She's smart, she's hot, she's funny, and she's a chivette. I'd work on this car every day for a year if she wanted me to.

  • Anonymous

    San German PR

  • Yelito

    #36 Find her please…

    • KEV


    • Flicka

      She's right there!

  • SpacemanSpiff

    #44 Keep Calm my friend!

    • moresnopls

      Victory to chivers

    • Brian

      you have a nation of Chivers behind you, Fight on Bro, Fight on. This is the best site to give you a positive recovery

    • Rob

      Fuck cancer!

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1156552888 Lee Johnson

    Martin Freeman Has never won a Oscar

    • Gordan Freeman

      Martin Freeman? Looks nothing like his brother Morgan….

      • SOD


        • Franklin1138

          You're kidding, right? Please say you're kidding.

    • Pete

      He will do, the picture was just posted early…

    • Kiwi

      Another Kiwi, well I never..

    • Apple

      Now we just need Stephen Fry and I'm good on celeb Chivers.

  • SpacemanSpiff

    #39 that's awesome!

    ps. Pi(alt+0241)ata

  • Bee

    164 -> ñ

    165 -> Ñ

  • http://twitter.com/Pekito_RL @Pekito_RL

    I'm thankful for #46

    • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

      She's GONE MacReady!


      • http://twitter.com/Pekito_RL @Pekito_RL

        Oh well… we'll always have The Chive

      • SOD


    • chiveninrhodeisland

      awesome sauce, white yoga pants are what i'm thankfull for

  • Guest :)

    The view behind you got owned by you!

    Optional, not needed

    You just know you're hot!

  • Bryan T

    #6 #22 wish mine arrived today, but Im still Keepin' Calm & Chiven' On waiting for it

  • Chive_Geek


    My wife is now a 5-year survivor of breast cancer.
    Happy Thanksgiving, Scott… keep fighting and give thanks.
    Keep Calm and Fuck Cancer!

  • Aaron

    Happy thanksgiving everyone…and find the beauty on the left #47

  • http://www.facebook.com/St.ChristopherPinto Christopher Pinto

    #4 Turkey feet?

  • Anonymous

    #77 Need more folks like you!

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