The Trifecta: Chive Logo Tees, BMF, and KCCO Available Now!

Today, for the first time ever, we’re making the Chive Logo Tees, Bill Fucking Murray, and KCCO available at the same time. Even though this is our largest shipment ever, we’re not even going to pretend these are going to last long with the holiday demand. We will try to have one more release before Christmas around the 11th or 12th or December but it doesn’t look like we’ll have BMF for that one. Good luck!

Click here for Keep Calm and Chive On

Click here for the Chive Logo Tees.

Click here for Bill Fucking Murray.

Click here for the Sexy Chivette Shirt.

Surprise! The Chivette Calendar is officially available today right here!

UPDATE: All sizes in BMF completely SOLD OUT. KCCO is a larger order but it’s not far behind.

UPDATE II: All sizes in the Trifecta now SOLD OUT. The limited edition Chivette Calendar will remain until all copies sell out (shortly).

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  • http://www.facebook.com/katrinaz ktellez

    Will there be chivette tanks coming in anytime soon?

    • Leo

      stfu and show your tits or gtfo

      • MarshyD13

        Well said. Oi, slut! Tits. Now!!

    • Dick Folgers

      in the name of all that is good, get this woman a tank top!

      • Sadly...

        get her dick out of your mouth, Dick.

    • forestchiver

      It's getting really cold…how about some chive hoodies?

  • http://www.douggoff.com Doug

    Jesus Christ it says sold out already!

    • ethan


      Sold out in four minutes.

    • brandon

      i just bought some, try again

    • Misfit7734

      damnit all to hell. a fucking customer walked in at 8:59 and demanded i make an order for them. by 9:02 i was already screwed out of shirts! oh the humanity

      • Really?

        Similar situation here. I understand keeping people wanting, but if your shit keeps selling out in 6 minutes every time, order more. It's not a concert with limited seats, you control how many are sold.

        We get too much Paula and not enough Chive shirts, that's not good.

    • bob lee swagger


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    • dungydouche

      Sold out already, Doug? YOU can't explain that!

  • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

    This was my 3rd time trying to procure a Chive T, I finally made it through.
    Said fuck it and bought 2.
    Couldn't get a "Chive on" T for the wife though….
    …next time

    • Rahm Emanuel

      You did the right thing. Tell your wife if she takes one step outside the kitchen without a sandwich for you, she will never see a t-shirt!

      • snowbird

        *yawn* get new joke material.

    • Fo real

      Womens are still available

      • Fo real

        at least the medium ones are

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=14830698 Frank Prill

      look at you using the word procure like your education is useful right now….bah

    • AKBAR

      instead of stupid tees, i have a life instead. good luck with those over-priced symbols of derp.

  • chester

    Sold out…who would of guessed…balls to you, sir

    • cobby

      who would HAVE guessed, you fuckin retard. Good god, people like you probably go to college and pretend you're smart.

  • L3nnY615

    Had it in the cart at 9:01 check out at 9:01 and was already sold out….til next time Chive!

    • LuvH8fulChix

      Chive T Shirt Supply = Best Buy water price.

  • Gooner29

    Wow, tried to get a shirt… Sold out . It's like trying to get tickets for a Bears game before the season starts. FML.

    • ZombieBootParty

      They give Bears tickets away. @ least they should

    • Ken

      But you would only leave frustrated when the Packers kick their ass again!

  • KeyserSoze

    FINALLY!!! Got 'em both!

    • Charles


    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=21418683 Patrick Arden Heringer

      well played

    • KeyserSoze

      Please ship fast so I can wear it for the 4th you bastards!!!

  • djdan

    seriously how is it possible they are sold out already?!!!
    more of a dick tease then the site….come on we want to promote your site…buy MOAR!!!

    • Ryan

      This is why I've decided not to ever try buying any. Its not some major feat to keep T-shirts in stock, or at least having a stock that lasts longer than an hour when it goes on sale. As you said, all it is is a dick tease.

      • hassssss

        I think now that people have seen you can sell one on ebay for like $250 its worth trying to get one because apparently people are that fucking stupid

        • The Chivery

          No. Only us Chivers are that fucking stupid. We make the short-bus kids look like the Ivy League.

          Chive on!

  • melson17

    Its settled, I'll never get one 🙁

    • Ferrell

      Lucky for you…. The rest of the world spots a total duchebag dipshit by the chive t-shirt. You can hid in anonimity for a while longer.

    • WOIE

      awww, you poor thing. now you'll actually have to TALK to people about the shitty website you're obsessed with, as opposed to just having it emblazoned on your chest like Superman's retarded cousin.

      • Kyle

        Gotta wonder about the logic of people coming to a website, then calling the users of that website idiots. I mean, is your life that dull and dreary that you truly have nothing better to do with your time? Nothing? Like… I dunno. Go for a walk. Get some sushi. Have sex (haha, yeah, right.)

      • Kyle

        (haha, yeah right. No one on The Chive has ever had sex)

  • Johnny Tsunami


  • cbrf4i

    How about printing some Bill Fucking Murray shirts.

    • https://www.facebook.com/kayrel Edwin Delgado

      They did this morning, got 2.

    • SeamusO

      They had them, but mine "became unavailable during the checkout "

  • lilman075

    hell yes got me a keep calm and chive on! 🙂

  • Charles

    WTF?????????? Been trying all day and it's been SOLD OUT SOLD OUT SOLD OUT and then you post this and within 20 seconds of you putting this up i try again and make it all the way to the "enter credit card info" and i do and then it tells me you're sold out AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just a heads up if i see anyone wearing one of these shirts "keep calm and chive on" i will probably punch them in the face. Ironic huh?

    • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

      HA! respect… i'd take the punch and hug you Chuck… tell you it'll be okay

    • GarlicInYourEye

      Agreed. I was anxiously awaiting the "9:00 pst" launch to sell them again.. Only to be informed they were sold out. I come back from lunch and oops.. they didn't officially go on sale untile 9:06. Now I have to wait another month or two to "maybe" get a chance to buy it again.

      You guys have a huge tribe of followers! Try and forecast your supply better for the demand of your products!!!

      • FAIL!

        seriously!?!?! forget trying to get an "official" tshirt, i'm just going to get one made myself!

    • steph

      don't forget to take their shirt.

  • Cenner

    Sold out! Blah! Won't be able to rep theChive on vacation next week! =(

  • GotMyTee!

    Sold out a 9:06am, checked again and was somehow able to get one at 9:20am.
    Thanks Chive!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=214400428 Justin Webb

      Same here…WooooHooo!!

      • Grodon

        Yet it's not 9:20 yet…..

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=214400428 Justin Webb

          Just stating the fact that it said sold out but tried again and got it, also did not realize that comment was 12weeks ago lol…..my bad.

          • Grodon

            Too funny, didn't notice that either

  • What what

    Oh yeah bitches, got my L "the Chive" shirt – first try.

    • Haters

      Haters gonna HATE!

    • 0Bianka0


    • BLS

      I totally did to! 🙂

  • Kevin Johnson

    I wanna be awesome!

    • Sadly...

      and you're on the chive? let me guess, you go to Russia when you want to get some sun….

  • jason

    wtf did u only have five shirts for sale…. this has been my second attempt to get a shirt…. and they were sold out within two minutes…..

  • equalizermax

    Keep calm guys…. It would be better if you make your own tees.

  • megachuck

    I'm with that dude that said you only buy 7 shirts at a time. I was here at 9am PST and it kept saying sold out. Then it goes through and I put my address in, pretty much the most annoy part of ordering stuff, and then SOLD OUT again!? Seriously you can parade arround your empty boxes all you want. I'm calling bullshit. You need to step up your swag game chive….

    • Nick

      AHAHA. I agree. Terrible

    • yep

      It is a bit fucking ridiculous Chive. Learn a little about supply/demand and realize that in this case, demand is so much higher than you can supply. Step it up Chive!

  • andintheend


  • Skunkboy

    Second attempt and sold out 35 seconds after going up can y'all order more than 10 large tees at a time I can't keep calm over this

  • http://www.thechive.com DistractedIndividual

    Got mine:) ♥ Pay Pal

    • AiRockZ

      sameeee dopeness! thaks god for pay EZ PEEZEE

    • KeyserSoze

      TRUE DAT! If i had to use a CC, no way i would have checked out fast enough.

  • Thomas

    they're not sold out, jackasses. they didn't go on sale until 9:10

    patience. got mine.

    • Zac

      actually, they were on sale at exactly 9am. try looking at the official U.S. time @ time.gov.

      • Pete

        You are aware he posted that 8 weeks ago?

  • Dakota


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