• Jtrain

    She should submit to sexy chivettes. Or better yet mind the gap

  • Ron Jeremy

    Yuk..Thanks Chive…

    • Jesse

      Yuk? Coming from the creepiest (although admittedly slightly legendary) man in porno? If this guy wants to be a chick I say let him, its a little weird but its his decision.

    • http://www.facebook.com/James.D24 James Dobry

      Is that…. no…. it's can't be….. is it really…. no way… no fucking way…. IS THAT PAULA!!!!??????

  • DertyChomper

    … and the show has reached a new low…

    • murphy

      carolla fan?

    • fil

      Isaac Hayes: "Yep"

    • Douchey McDoucherson

      Suck it Trebek… suck it long and suck it hard.

    • http://twitter.com/jaczor @jaczor

      Ill take your mother's a whore for 700 Trebek

  • ijjhg

    List of goals:
    Muscle man [x]
    Become a girl [x]
    change race [ ]
    win noble prize [ ]
    murder Justin Bieber [ ]

    • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

      "I'm a dude disguised as a dude playing another dude."

    • eab91

      if he does the last one… he did good in life

      • TheAutomaticMan

        Hell, doing the first 3 is pretty god damn impressive

    • Mouchette

      Legit goals

  • Lowrent75

    Eff you for this.

    • Paul

      Oh, im sorry. did the title of the post throw you off?

  • https://www.facebook.com/gwmclean Gord McLean

    Stop its a trap!!!!!!

    • jared

      I guess telling it to go fuck itself literally applies here.

    • dawid5

      Stop, it's a Fap!

  • Intensemasterdebater

    Congratulations! Your visa has been approved by the Japanese Embassy

  • dude

    I've lost all my sexual tension for the day….This is terrible

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      I have the weirdest boner right now….

  • chrisdg74

    I'd hit it……with a Buick.

    • Mouchette

      Whoa, harsh zing.

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Use a Roadmaster!

      • Buford_Justice

        how could people thumbs down the sweetest buick ever? Kids these days…

    • rikooprate


    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=54203552 Steve Mergaman


    • https://www.facebook.com/akarns Aaron Karns

      It's what i call my penis.

    • Sierra

      Just because you are insecure in your sexuality does not mean that it is ok to promote violence against innocent people. Read some books man. Your ignorance is showing.

      • rusty

        look in the mirror you penis is showing……….go kill youself assbag

    • Luke

      Big man you are… pathetic

  • andrew

    #36 looks like Gillian Anderson with a penis

    • SimonPhoenix

      That's funny, because the whole time I thought this was bull shit … and then I saw this photo and I was .. did thechive just put a photo of Gillian Anderson. aaaww fuck .. super gross chive. Still calling bull shit though..

      • NJF

        I'm so glad I'm not the only one who saw that.

    • fritz müller


    • da2conan

      Doesn't Gillian Anderson have a penis?

    • spencer

      That's exactly what I thought

    • Sven

      I am really glad I am not the only one who saw that. Totally ruined X-files

      • Big McLarge Huge

        Scully used to be buff

    • db3300

      #19 Well, if you can look past the penis, he *does* have pretty nice tits for a dude. I'm not saying my lips are going on them but … okay, I'm sorry. There isn't enough cheap vodka to make me continue that thought. Please forgive me.

    • NJF

      I'm so glad I'm not the Only one who noticed that.

    • Bliss

      Thank you for ruining 'Scully' for me 🙁

  • kevin

    Wait, what? Why?? Oh well to each their own. Good luck dudette

    • nick

      you are a spohomoric faggot tranny-loving dushebag

    • Sierra

      Yay! Hearts to Kevin. Girls love guys who love girls who used to be guys. Or at least do not threaten them with bodily harm. Screw you Chris. . .NOT.

  • Spencer_on_Fire


    As my coworker said, if you hadn't seen the fact the girl was once a guy, it'd be hard to tell…..minus the really chiseled jawline…

    I'm actually kind of scared now

    • menace

      careful who you hook up with

      • Spencer_on_Fire


    • MacNCheesePro

      What a waste! That dude was freakin ripped! You know how hard it is to get like he was before? Some of us don't even have the genetics, much less the discipline to do that. Then, he throws it all away to become a tranny? Maybe he started using steroids and it screwed up his body chemistry and lost his nuts. Who knows…

      • Natalie

        When people decide to become a different sex, it is usually not because they randomly thought to do it. They are usually tortured by the thoughts of not feeling like they are in the correct body for many years. Most likely, he started feeling as if he was not meant to be a male and he resented it, so in an attempt to convince himself that he was a manly man, he started working out to become very buff. This obviously did not take away the feeling of needing to be a woman so he finally built up enough courage to become the gender that he had always felt that he should have been. As a woman, I find your ignorance very unattractive.

        • MacNCheesePro

          Sounds like you speak from experience. Which means, you're not even my type….

    • Tress

      The thing that scares me the most is that if I was hammered at a bar and he/she/it asked me to take he/she/it home I probably wouldn't notice and think sure, getting laid tonight. Dear God that 's terrifying.

    • fuzzybeard2016

      (S)he also appears to have had the brow ridge shaved down some and the brow bosses removed altogether. That, from what I've heard, hurts like all holy hell.

      • hrm

        i was getting ready to call bs on your trivia, but it looks like you're probably right so you get +1

        • fuzzybeard2016

          Thanks! When I heard about the bone shaving, I looked for first-hand accounts about the post-op pain from the identical procedure on different areas of the body, specifically bone spurs on the heels since I've got them on both feet.

          After reading a few articles, I was thinking, "NONONONONONO…HELL NO!"

  • MattyDeuce


  • Anjin-San

    AcillateM… I like'em..


    • Anjin-San

      oops… #32

      • dirtysteve99

        too late dude

    • HStar

      Men have different knees than women. That's how you can tell.

  • Crizz

    Be careful out there Men. You never know…

    • daveh873

      Well, eventually you know, but then it's too late.

      • Jesse

        what do you mean 'but then its too late'. You make it sound like you find out the chick has a penis but figure you've already gone this far might as well take the plunge. It's never too late, if the girl has a dick you get the fuck out. I want no one on this site to take his advice and end up having sex with a chick with a dick because they think its too late.

        I think I just saved a lot of men.

        • daveh873

          I mean you generally have done SOMETHING with her before you see her vag (or penis in this case). Unless you are okay with making out with people regardless of their sex, that would make it too late to be finding out.

        • the other OTHER Jen

          you've been tricked before, jesse?

        • 00-3

          yep. alot of chivers are too stupid to figure it out by themselves.

    • WSU

      Safety, safety first then team work. Take your shoes off in the house.

  • Wet_tosti

    He's a witch!!!

    • SpacemanSpiff

      she's a wizard

    • the professor

      kill it .. kill it with fire !!!!

    • Mr. Context Clues

      Burn him/her!!

    • Chief Slapahoe

      build a bridge out of her

  • george


  • Heidi

    Ya, I don't believe it. How could bone structure chance from hormones? And did he get a nose job, or a whole face job? The muscle structure and shape isn't even the same. Even if it shrinks, it will maintain a similar shape. I remain skeptical.

    • Mouchette

      Exactly right

    • ThornyDevil

      #2 #16
      Everything looks similar to me. Some drugs transgendered people can take do effect the shape of body and facial features, not to mention plastic surgery. Even make-up techniques can help. You should do some research before you disbelieve.

      • 2pumpdump

        I think you and the chive have been duped

    • Sassy_

      if you use HRT at a young enough age it will affect your fat and muscle distribution and to some degree your bone structure, which is still changing into your early 20's. nothing here seems fake at all. also, good for him/her for having the courage to do it. i hope he/she is happier now than they were!

      • DrROBOTO

        its not the same person…ive lifted for 10+ years been a personal trainer and I know how long it takes muscles to atrophy. at the level he was at it wouldve taken minimum 5 years to be where the chick is and not be overweight or have sagging skin. we'll read ina week or 2 how this dude has a sister and she did his makeup in some pix and did this hoax

        • MonkeyMadness

          I agree, the whole time I was thinking, he's got to have a twin sister or something.

        • loathesome

          people take hormones and the changes are drastic. i've known a f2m (female to male) during their transformation, and it is unbelievable. it really does alter everything.

      • Dorque

        Will you also lose two inches of height?

        • Alpha0010

          Or maybe it a slightly different zoom level?

    • Miket

      Yeah, there's no way he lost that much muscle mass in a year… no fucking way.

    • Ron Karkovise

      Actually, bone structure can change with hormones, which would explain things like jawline and narrowing of the chin. But to the extent that these pictures are supposed to portray are impossible with just hormone replacement therapy alone. If this were true the middle of his transformation would show him growing breasts and still have substantial amount of mass, and it takes much, much longer than two months to atrophy if you stop working out, especially at that mass. He would be jacked with tits, then the rest will follow. Certain features such as widening of the hips, narrowing of shoulder width, neck circumference and facial length, would be difficult to acquire even with extensive plastic surgery and hormone replacement therapy. Narrowing of the jaw line is attributed to estrogen just like a wider jawline becomes evident on women taking testosterone, but this is definitely two different people. The entire muscular structure and bone structure is completely different.

      • Chode

        It's not even just the bone structure. Look how tight and smooth her skin in her cleavage is? That would never happen if he had a chest that ripped just 2 years before. Never. I call bullshit on this whole story. Find some "mid-transformation" pics and we'll talk, but until then, I figure they're just twins. And lets be honest, they don't even look THAT similar.

        • Chode

          case in point #19

    • Orcslayer

      does HRT remove the adams apple as well????

      • Hobo with a shotgun

        Howabout you pussies just suck her dick and find out.

  • Craigery

    He/she has an amazing ability to grow his/her hair a foot overnight!!!!

    • b-ry

      goddamn, you're stupid……..

    • guest66

      You're a moron

  • SpacemanSpiff

    If you watch this post from the bottom up, it's about a girl who turns into a man and goes topless #37 #1

    • http://www.facebook.com/porterol Raliegh Porter

      now, that my friend, sounds more possible…lol

    • caza

      ha thats funny lmao

  • Anonymous

    I’d hit it. WAIT! I started at the bottom. WHAT?!

  • Big_Curt

    Bull fucking shit…no way

    • Annony

      Taking 5mgs of Estradiol each day for a month will decrease the muscle mass dramatically.

  • SugarShaneDelay

    Please no more posts such as this… Immediately started wondering about every girl I've been with

    • spicy rice

      Completely agree

    • mike

      all two of them. bud um bum, PISHHHHHH

      • mouchette

        laughed out loud

      • Irishstephen


    • CodeName

      I can't help but think, no matter how good the surgery has gotten, once you were in bed, you'd know. Am I just being naive?

      • Coder

        You are being Naive! – I have seen some nasty p****y on the internet compared to what surgery gives them…. You would only be luck to get one so nicely shaped and clean!

    • Mokuseitora

      then don't read the book "I hope there is beer in hell" by Tucker Max. and of course do not read the chapter on Most Disturbing conversation ever… just saying…

    • gea

      pretty sure your sister is a girl – ask your mom – MERICA

    • cheezman100

      There is such a thing as pseudo-hermaphrodites that give me the same response; they have all of the telltale features of a beautiful woman: thick, luscious hips; big breasts; long legs; etc. but there is one thing missing: a fully developed vagina. They have a enzyme deficiency that doesn't allow them to produce the proper hormone to develop a uterus and they therefore have the internal anatomy of a dude. Jared Diamond (Author of "Guns, Germs and Steel") elaborates on this in his book "Why is Sex Fun?" and says that it is likely that the most beautiful "women" in the world are in fact pseudo-hermaphrodites. But this is just a dude dressed as a chick.

      • Tamugetsu

        Actually, this appears to be a transwoman, which is very different from a "dude dressed as a chick". A transwoman is a person born with a male body, but whose brain is that of a female. Essentially, for a trans* individual, their mental sense of being male or female does not match up with their physical sex. Since there is no known safe method of changing one's sense of maleness or femaleness, trans* people almost always transition their bodies to be as close to the right sex as possible, usually through hormone treatments and surgery. From what I can tell, this woman was born in a male body, and became a bodybuilder based on what she was told she was supposed to do as a 'man'. She eventually came to terms with her identity as a female, and began transitioning. Most likely she has gone through surgery, and she now has a working (though infertile) vagina. This is NOT "just a dude dressed as a chick". This is a woman who has had to endure being trapped in the wrong body for her whole life and has finally gotten her chance to live her life free of being mistaken for, or expected to act like, a man. Please don't ruin that by calling her a guy. She's a girl.
        Thank you, and I hope you understand and educate yourself on transgender identity and trans* issues in general. Trans* people get a lot of trouble through no fault of their own because society at large is not aware of what being transgender actually entails. Sorry for the rant, I just have good trans* friends and I know how much it hurts them to be misunderstood and have their genders mistaken. Thanks for reading.

        • Imsorry

          While that's a touching story and i feel for your friend and there right to change we have a right to not get fooled into hooking up with a man. Which to me is still a man. There was a show on discovery about people with body issues.One guy felt he was actually a lizard and went on to tattoo his whole body with green scales, sharpen his teeth into fangs, his nails into claws, fork his tongue and get implants all over to match. While i have no problem with him doing this if it makes him happy I am not going to call him a lizard. He is still a guy who got a bunch of lizard like shit done to him. Yes that's an extreme example but its the same game. He is not a lizard and this is not a woman. Just as you say it is wrong for people to make he/she/it feel bad its just as wrong for this person to fool other prospective suitors who are not ok with it. Some people want to be quarterbacks but don't have the psychical attributes. You can get all the surgery you want but that still doesn't make it so. Deal with it.

          • volcanoes

            your ignorance is showing.

        • fjkdsal;fjkdsloiew

          Sexchange is disgusting. Wtf chive??

    • Shilling

      It's only fair. They've been wondering about you for years…

  • megaloroy

    doesn't matter, had pecs

    • kyle ktown


    • TheAutomaticMan

      Seriously….. hilarious, haven't laughed that hard at a comment in a while. Well played Sir.

    • Flicka

      ha ha! Friggin ZING.

    • G Monie

      Hands down the best comment!

    • http://www.facebook.com/spncrmoo Danny Spencer

      nailed it

  • My thoughts?

    This is a person who, for one reason or another, is obsessed with image. First the grotesque excessive body building and then the feminine persona. Perhaps a thread of diminishing self-esteem? Either way, I'm guessing this person was not happy before and is probably not happy now.

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