theCHIVE will return full throttle January 2nd

It’s been an amazing year here at theCHIVE. We can’t thank the Chivers and Chivettes enough for their input and support. But, for now, the Chivers have splintered out into the cosmic void for the Holidays to take some time to relax and vacation with our families.

We’ve got some special things planned for the New Year and we’ll be rolling out some new features we think you’re going to like (in best Jim Carrey voice)… a lot.

We may post from time to time this week but don’t hold us to it. But next Monday January 2nd we’ll be unleashing internet hell, promise.

Chive On and Happy New Year,

John n’ Leo

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  • Dexter

    all good, you closed out the year with a blizzard of amazing posts imho while the rest of the internet had stopped posting. enjoy the time with your families.

    • Paul from the gump

      What the hell am I supposed to do all week at work now?

      • MgoBlue!

        So bored!

        • Billy

          Go to reddit or izasmile

    • https://www.facebook.com/colorsthatendinurple Lauren Gentile

      Well said and couldn't agree more!

  • paco

    Happy New Year everybody!

  • Piper


  • MigraineBoy

    Can we have a "Shirtless Friday" post, like The Berry has? Only with hot Chivettes of course.

    • Finalstrike

      Not unless you want this site banned from every auto sensor in every I.T dept worldwide. This site is amazing but it pushes Bounds all the time for the corp world. I know I browse it a lot to get through the work day.
      Go to youporn if you really need it that badly.
      Chivettes are hot the way they are! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

      • _alex

        I agree, he can continue watching his shirtless friday dudes instead

  • Hannah

    Enjoy your vacay! you guys deserve it πŸ™‚

  • fishslayer78

    Me and my cousin touched wieners

  • DrLeppiwinks

    Recommendation #1: Chivette of The Year Award… One vote for the Christmas Chivette from a week ago.
    Recommendation #2: New Years Eve Amateurs… Because we all know how NYE brings out the Kanye in light weights.
    KC & CO!

  • Armedand Dangerous

    Bring back MILF Saturdays, and leave the cats. HNY

    • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

      LISTEN TO THIS GUY JIHN! Armdemand is right! Bring back the MILFs!

      – Fan testimonial: "Paula, when you're right, you're right."

      • Underbaker

        You need a new nemesis Paula, that is when you are at your best and we all enjoy seeing you take them down (Stan never stood a chance). You're like an anti-hero, so good at being bad that we want to cheer you on.

        • Sleep_Salone

          No shit. Remember the "open letter to the chivers" campaign Stan tried to put together?

    • bob lee swagger

      Wait….There was a MILF Saturday and they changed it to cats?!?!?! THAT BETTER BE A JOKE!! If I wanted cats I'd go to icanhazcheeseburger. I expect more from you Chive…

    • Underbaker

      There used to be a MILF Saturday?!?! Why would something that sounds so awesome ever go away? (but leave the cats, my wife and daughters like them)

      • DoomsDayDub

        Yeah, I mean the cats can stay, they do provide some laughs, but why in the world did Milf Saturday go away. Do we need to recruit more Milf's to the site. Plenty of the pics from husbands say "….this is my wife after 3 kids" etc etc.

        • MattKL

          Definitely keep the cats, they bring the funny. But in the name of all that's holy, bring back MILF Saturdays!

    • elbruces

      Keep the cats, but it's supposed to be called "Caturday," not "Cat Saturday."

  • Nemesis Enforcer

    Chive on brothers, Chive on!

  • Kim83MD

    Happy new year to all my fellow Chivers/Chivettes. Have safe travels and good times.

  • main man

    Merry Christmas. Its all good, have a great time with your families thanks for the greatest site evarrrrr

  • 6KJR

    Enjoy your time off Chive! You deserve it. Wish you all the best in 2012.

  • skottie

    Now what am I going to do? I am stuck in the office all week with no one around.

    • Dan

      Well, there's always whiskey and porn. Hookers if you're really bored.

    • Underbaker

      Ditto, seriously considering bringing in my daughters 3DS to play with.

    • Jack_LeMac

      In an office all by yourself, eh? Sounds like some risky business

  • Shawn

    Keep Calm and Chive On. You guys enjoy the rest of your holidays, you deserve it.

  • Tim

    Merry Christmas & Happy New Year Chive! Can’t wait for more FLBP & BYB!

  • http://www.gentlemansvault.com Matt

    Great work, Happy New Year Chive Team.

  • Glenn

    Keep up the good work and enjoy your vacation. But I expect great things for the new year…like more Murray shirts. Chive On!

  • Jon

    If you a chivette of the year my vote goes to Nellie too

  • Deedubya

    Unacceptable. How am I suppose to get through this work week with out you!? NOOOOO! Baby come back, you can blame it all on me…

  • pyrostevenson

    Must find a way to make it through the next week, but happy holidays chivers and chivettes!

  • Morgan Freeman

    Can you guys make more Ron Swanson shirts? please do, he is a true American badass. thank you.

  • moar boar

    Nice πŸ™‚ Have a cool break and a happy New year.

  • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

    ASSHATS! My contract says I have to comment some intelligent crap on at least 33.33% of all new post every day, but what if you asshats do not post anything, hMMMM?

    Anywaysies I think a break from the Chive might just be what your right arm needs John…. The "Sexy Chivers Selection Process" has really begun to take it's toll on the rest of us. Nobody dares to shake hands with you anymore. You've become so fucking strong…
    Seriously Chivers, this guy can unknowingly break all 16 bones in your 4 fingers and kindly ask you "What's that snapping noise?" while doing so.

    – Fan testimonial: "Oh, and one more thing, Bob. When you post your pictures, you might want to wait a few before logging on as Paula and getting things going by stirring up the hive. Your alter-ego, "Paula" is always one of the first few to make a comment whenever Bob posts his pics. Coincidence? I think not. "

    • NebraskaGuy

      Hmm … that fan testimonial sounds strikingly familiar …

  • DaveK

    Merry Christmas guys!
    Look forward to more Chive in 2012.

  • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Oh and I have a feature request. Give me an account "Paula_" so I can post galleries. I know what Chivers like, take this for example:
    <img src="http://www.inflexwetrust.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/IFWT-Top-Camel-toes-0.png"&gt;
    Also I'd be able to delete: spammers, people I just don't like, people I don't agree with, people who have silly nicknames or who have boring avatars.

    – Fan testimonial: "Just when you seemed that you possibly might have a heart, and were capable of acting like a human being paula, you go a fuck it up….the 2 of you grinches should be ashamed of yourselves…"

    • Asshole Aplenty

      I have a better Idea asshat, go start your own site. Then you can do what you want. Of course you will only have those that like you. How many is that 8? lmao

    • bob lee swagger

      Paula, for a late Xmas gift I'd appreciate if you just died in a napalm fire. Thanks!

    • Underbaker

      I think a weekly Paula gallery would be awesome, I mean who doesn't like camel toe?

      • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

        You reading that John?

        Oh and we're still waiting for the '+/-' button next to each photo so we can judge it directly and see how many 'thumbs up' it got.

        Oh! And don't forget the "Paula resistant" logo in the tees!
        <img src="http://i.imgur.com/TSlof.jpg"&gt;
        Damn John, how dare you take a holliday with so many important tasks to do!?

        – Fan testimonial: "Darn, I thought I figured it out with that one. At any rate, keep doing what you are doing. Sometimes your comments make me laugh harder than the pics."

        • Underbaker

          If you put the "Paula Resistant" logo on them you should balance it out with a "For best results give to a Woman" logo as well.

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