An ode to steak. (30 photos)

  • rufalicious

    It’s like porn for my stomach haha

  • James

    That is way too cruel. Now I face a long wait until dinner 😦

  • jerz

    how is there no ron swanson in this post?

    • Goetsch87

      ^ that

  • TheBAMFinater

    Glad I already ate lunch, but dang my left over pizza sucked.

  • Yo Yo Ma

    You know what goes great with steak? Pics of hot chicks.

    • Vector

      Steak and BJ day is March 14.

      • @bdaley84

        I am marking down on my calendar…..done.

    • mooseknuckle907

      your mom goes good with a great steak.

  • Fun_with_Numbrs


  • mid13

    So much for just eating bacon…I feel poor. Thanks chive.

  • 6 crack rock minimum

    #23 /drools

    • MariJane03

      I drooled the least over this one… looks well done, gross

    • mihaisuzuki

      /still drooling until getting home in 4 and a half hours when we will begin command:

      /end drool

      /om nom nom and /burp and /sleep

  • Vector

    “No, no! “Rare” implies dangerously cooked. When I say rare I mean just let it look at the oven in terror, then bring it out to me.”

    • Del

      Just knock off its horns, wipe its nasty ass and chuck it here on this plate…

    • jim

      Just walk it next to the fire…

    • mooseknuckle907

      My uncle used to say, "Take the cow, show it the oven, butcher it, then bring it to me."
      Because of him I love my steaks rare.

    • SheriffPablo

      "Bring me a live cow. I'll carve off what i want and ride the rest home"
      -Denis Leary

  • quickZ

    can we get a milf thread?

    • newscot

      Start submitting pics of your mom – get things started.

  • chicago

    #26 somebody ordered the Blue

  • jrey81

    WANT #1 ! #18 bloody beautiful… i definitely have some contenders to submit here… anyone been to Keens Steakhouse NYC? They have Chuck Norris's smoking pipe in a glass case by the entrance…

    • Steve

      Keens is unreal. But nothing compares to Sparks, Wolfgangs, or Peter Lugars. By far my favorite NYC has to offer

      • Underbaker

        I always see Peter Lugars listed as the best place in the world to get a steak, I want to visit NYC just to go there. Hoping my daughter gets accepted to Pratt so I have a reason to make the trip.

  • Mocs

    I would KILL for one of them right now… man this world is unfair!

  • BentWrenches

    Okay,It's settled.Dinner menu tonight;Steak,baked taters,corn on the cob,grilled shrooms&onions.YUMM! Too bad it's only 10:00 AM here.

  • Mitch

    damn you chive…now im starving…

  • oliver perry

    Eat steak. get swole!!!

  • Matthew

    Today was going to be my first day of going vegetarian… but if the chive tells me to eat steak, I'll eat steak.

  • konaehukai

    MMM. Steak. Almost time for lunch. Know what I'll be getting now.

  • MattyP

    #26 Overcooked

  • Dan
    • @21tree33

      hell yeah. haha

  • Brother Maynard

    I just cussed at my sandwich.

  • FunknastyFOX

    Everytime you eat a steak a hippies hackysack falls in the gutter

    • Del

      Oh youll get a steak buddy!!

    • mick0311


    • BloodScrubber

      Thanks…now everyone on the floor wants to know why I was laughing so friggin hard. xD

  • Anonymous

    #2 is Pork!!!

  • Csquaredapparel

    so freaking hungry now!

  • Indy Girl

    31 reasons why I'm NOT a vegan/vegetarian 😀

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