Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

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  • http://www.theChive.com Mack318

    #25 Great, more things to make me feel sad about what I havent done with my life

    • triplecap

      I see it as a good thing that I don't have time to waste making shadows out of trash.

      • stupid

        good call!

    • GGG1228

      I call BS on this. The light is too far back to create those sharply defined shadows. That is a charcoal drawing on the back wall.

    • gary

      look on the bright side. You are A #1 at whining like a bitch on the internet!

  • etcrr

    #1 #28 are very cool

    • Jak

      #28 I am unimpressed with your puny existance.

  • Josh Gorter

    #23 If you keep doing that you are going to go blind

    • Anjin-San

      i see what u did there…

  • etcrr

    #14 looks like a baked potato cut in half

    • chut

      looks like chuck norris went swimming and that got in his way

    • Kiwi

      It's called 'Split apple rock' it's in the able tasman in Nelson, New Zealand

      • JKP

        It was called "Apple rock" before Chuck Norris was there…

      • mat

        I've stood on it …like a boss.

  • JimmyBoPeep

    #4

    Clint Eastwood was and will always the The Man.

    • https://www.facebook.com/csmith0203 Clint Smith

      Makes me proud to have the honor of sharing his first name.

    • Jaives

      The Man who happens to be a vegan in real life.

      • Eastwood

        Umm…no he's not. Nice try on an old rumor though.

    • Underbaker

      "Right turn Clyde" anyone remember that movie?

      • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

        Any which way but loose,Thanks.I was trying to forget.

        • Underbaker

          Sorry about that, maybe this one will leave you in a better mood… "This is the AK-47, the preferred weapon of the enemy. It makes a distinct sound when fired, so remember it."

          • DrROBOTO

            this, is a 50 caliber round.

          • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

            You made my day.

    • AnthonySyl

      yes and John Wayne.

    • MonkeyMadness

      He's cool, no doubt, but he's no Chuck Norris. 😛

  • Odoylerules

    1

  • 0rjan

    #6

    spot the millionaire!

    • Josh Gorter

      I'm guessing it's the lady on the left bent over.

      • Anon

        the one you can only see her ass was my guess. Possibly the same guess as you. Its that nice of an ass

    • http://4chan.org/b/ gnocco

      no people at North Ave Beach are just this gross….

    • 80085onthecalculator

      whats f'd up is that iv seen that guy at the North Shore beach

    • MonkeyMadness

      I don't see any millionaire, just an old hairy pervert.

  • MattKL

    #9 I do what I want.

    • opped

      future escaped convict

      • Anomanom

        Or future cat burglar.

    • DoomsDayDub

      Possibly the worst thing about growing up is losing the power of an unbreakable neck.

    • etcrr

      pretty smart kid

  • https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/chive-awesomeness-8.jpg redsolocups

    # 11 Find her and then MOAR!!!!!

    • Josh Gorter

      #11 you don't need a space.

      • Csquaredapparel

        give him a break! he is new to the interwebz!

      • Johnc

        Also she is probably in her mid-to-late-40's by now

  • Marios145

    #21 FATALITY

    • TheAutomaticMan

      Gotta admit, this is pretty damn epic.

    • this guy

      moments before this happened, the play-by-play announcer yelled out "finish him!!"

  • Mannah

    Woot new Chive for the drive home =)

  • blue pants

    #30 monopoly the movie, soon

  • MrEff

    #18 SCIENCE! I love it!

    • mit

      needs a "your argument is invalid" caption.

      • testudo321

        Adam Savage wearing a tie.

        Your argument is invalid.

    • Josh Gorter

      They all look pretty pissed off at something. Good photoshop op here.

    • chrisc

      I saw this picture and my mind started singing bill nye the science guy… bill bill

    • Bob

      Where is this from? Two of my 5 year old's favorite shows!

      • Blumpkin

        Hell, these are two of MY favorite shows!

    • Spencer_on_Fire

      A room full of awesome

    • SouthWard

      I am currently finishing my PhD in engineering and while I sometimes question their practices and conclusions, I am mainly just jealous of their bitchin' gig.

  • Still_Counts

    #15 is some scary shiz.

    • Wark

      Spider. It's what's for dinner.

    • Franklin1138

      Who gives a shit if they're harmless? They may as well be man-eating arachnids as far as I'm concerned, and will be killed with extreme prejudice if found within 20 miles of my house.

      • The_Dood

        http://runt-of-the-web.com/the-sad-world-of-the-m… I'm not a big fan of spiders either but this was pretty humorous when I stumbled it the other day.

        • Ramrod

          I don't mind having 1, emphasis on 1, spider as a roommate. I had a little Funnel Weaver in the apartment I rented about 7 or 8 years ago. Good drinkin' buddy, kept the pests away.

    • DngnRdr

      Anyone want to know what movie it's from.. I'd like to be able to smack the face of anyone who suggests I watch it!

      • Deadpool

        "Arachnophobia" is the first film that comes to mind. Also, fuck "Arachnophobia!" Ugh, just creeps me out thinking of that scene where the spiders come out of the dead old man's mouth… ugh

      • umbragemagazine

        976-EVIL That's the name of the movie this came from. Pretty good movie, actually.

    • FACE!

      Which means they'll be even easier to kill with fire

    • Hooka

      Tarantulas are NOT entirely harmless. Some species can cause illness and long term effects with their venom to some people. I work around them every day and I can tell you for certain that you do not want to get bit by one. Hurts like hell and lasts for about a week.

    • MSD

      Holy Shit!…..is that a can of Shasta

    • Mook

      I know, Shasta is scary.

    • etcrr

      These Tarantulas are scary, but harmless

  • dashete

    #27 Made me think of that Monty Python skit: Hell's Grannies

  • JRGray

    #16 'Merica

  • myself

    #1 Such a great idea, how to make skydiving even more badass.
    #6 I'm interesting in seeing the rest of the girl bent over on the left in the multi-colored bottoms. I wonder if she's puking.

  • Mad Hittman

    21 Real life Tekken

    • FACE!

      No…21 is a number.

  • tom

    #13 Half Dome, Yosemite

    • tralfaz

      ooooooh we oh

      • Johnc

        …Killer Tofu!!!

    • danlovelace

      i did that hike last year. was fantastic.

    • SARmedic

      I have that very picture in a shoebox around here somewhere. It doesn't do the actual climb up the side of it justice, so steep. And that's after a, what, 8 mile hike to get there?

      • Mmm_Ciao

        Hiked it. Now I plan to climb it this summer. So excited!!

    • Yo send me some sand

      Been there. Climbed that. Everyone should at least once in there life.

  • pete

    #18 and #7

    hmmm…

  • guster3

    #13 been there #11 oh ya #5 lol!

  • sadnoodleboy

    #17 the orange should be changed to sudden loud noises

  • LiquidMuff07

    #9 "The original great escape"

  • Charlie

    I love when I'm catching up on my Monday Chive and the DMA is already posted

  • sotirisk7

    #11 my belly is better than yours :p

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