• oliverklosov

    #4 Holy crap!!!

    • Yo Yo Ma

      Holy crap! I can't believe anyone actually believes this "fact"!

      • Sturve

        People definitely don't know these "facts" because they're made up lol

    • holyshit

      Best random bit of knowledge I've learned all year

    • The J

      Internet facts: If you put random numbers in a statement it stops sounding made up. Sorry, if you put random numbers in a statement 83.76% of the people reading it will think it is a fact.

    • thedude325

      Interesting though, think about it. Continuously throughout your life, somebody, somewhere….is farting.

    • MattKL

      Or, one trip to Taco Bell.

    • okstatechiver

      Challenge accepted

  • Sausage_King_Of_Chicago

    Not bad

  • etcrr

    #21 learn something new everyday

    • neuropsychologist

      That… is actually complete bullshit.
      So I hope you've learned something else today!

    • slim pickens

      Complete bullshit!!!

    • The J

      That is why, when you wear only 1 earring on the RIGHT you are gay, because happiness tears fall from the right eye.

      See, more facts you couldn't have known, probably because they are made up.

      • Steve Grenier

        Sounds legit.

    • basic neurobiology

      this one is not true at all but all the rest were great

    • mr edward

      fakeeeee

  • oliverklosov

    #10 How original.

    • MylesofStyles

      People are always asking me why I named my son, "KCCO"….

      • Jack_LeMac

        Go Italian – "Quecicio"

  • Whiskyb

    morning

    • j22

      morning sir

    • Matrix19

      Top 'o the morning to you Lad! It's FRIDAY!

      • Whiskyb

        Let the games begin

        • JHL1

          I started the day by taking off work!

          • TitoRigatoni

            What a coincidence, I started the day by taking off work too!
            ~Cheers 🙂

    • Chris

      Good morning.

  • oliverklosov

    #22 4 out of 5 dentists approve.

    • Rodd Hungwell

      I'm callin bullshit….thumbs up if you wet it before paste…down if after

      • Dr. Faggot

        What if both?

        • Travis

          That's just redundant

    • knotmee

      "90% people wets". "90% people wets". "90% people wets".
      What complete fucking moron reads that and thinks, "ya, that sounds right, I'll put that on a picture!"?

      • oliverklosov

        LMAO. I was going to say the same thing but it's Friday and it seemed like too much work, so thank you.

      • Not a fan

        People purposly mispell or use bad gramar because it get more attention.

        • Tori

          Gets *

    • Underbaker

      Again I am part of the 10 percent. javascript:insertSmileyReply(":D");

    • jefdenbosaap

      dentists would not approve this to be honest, toothpaste is more effective when used without water 😉

      • fed

        exactly, my friend. also, it is better to rinse your mouth with cold water

      • Dentite

        Sorry, but as a dentist, I'm going to have to call BS on you. Saliva itself is 98% water, so a wet toothbrush isn't really going to add much. Plus, toothpaste itself is essentially hydrophobic. That's why it foams, much like soap.

        • Mack0914

          The one out of five.

  • bbartlett51

    1st?

  • Derp

    Herp Derp

  • alf

    Already have learned more from the Chive then the market reports at my job.

    • hello please

      Sorry, but I must say the following:

      *ahem*

      Dothemarketreportsincludegrammaticallessons?

      • FailFinder

        Grammar lessons or grammatical instruction but not grammatical lessons

        • MeHaveGrammarBad

          Haha. Always grin when a grammar nazi gets his grammar wrong.

    • guest

      I didn't realize that gofers read market reports.. o.0

  • oliverklosov

    #20 So it rains jellyfish?

    • Pierre

      Gross

    • JHL1

      Of course not, don't be stupid.
      Oh, right, it's the internet.
      Move along… Move along…

    • https://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      98% of the time…..

      • ShakeyTheMoyle

        I always read your replies with Clint's voice….well 68.5% of the time.

    • Underbaker

      Only if you seed the clouds with 2% dried jellyfish.

  • etcrr

    #4 a new renewable or alternate energy source?

    • MacNCheesePro

      Anyone ever watch Dilbert? "The tubes would be a little uncomfortable at first, but you'd get used to it…"

    • Intellect1618

      They forgot to mention it's the collective energy from the entire world, not just one person.

    • ShakeyTheMoyle

      It's primarily Methane, I believe….and "mined" in many landfills already.

  • AgainstStupidity

    Your fact checking leaves something to be desired.

    • sclark

      …if by 'something' you mean 'everything' ..I would agree

      • Yo Yo Ma

        yeah, I'm pretty sure a hundred years worth of farts wouldn't vaporize a city. Might make some people throw up though.

        • Bill Nye

          It's pretty much methane gas…they use that a renewable energy source from landfills….so yeah

        • trelaneqster

          okay idiot, equivalent energy levels has nothing to do with destroying a city. it's purely about the amount of energy.

  • oliverklosov

    #17 GTFO!!!

    • NonBrit

      I wanted to see if that was true. . . So I looked it up;
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_Patch

      It's not true.

      • oliverklosov

        Good call!

      • unoriginal bastard

        How did you fuck that up so bad? From first man to survive going over the falls to some guy who jumped off a platform into the water below the falls? Bobby Leach is correct. Dumb fuck.

    • Mike
  • Travis

    Hmmm….well, I'll be damned.

  • Dizzy

    I'm willing to bet most of these are total bullsh*t.

    • JHL1

      I'm not willing to take that bet. But I'll go in on it with you if you find someone to take it.

    • @bunkerpunkk

      95% of statistics are made up on the spot.

      • Stinson

        I think you meant 83%.

        Stinson out!

    • D-Rock

      The MGM lion one is false

  • snafu

    #1 he saw what was coming

  • BloodScrubber

    #9 I "colorful" you too.
    *You know you just said it. 😉

    • joe

      According to this post, someone lip reading you would see "I I love you you too."

      Just sayin

    • Del

      will ferrells advice, just say I love you tube….

    • barefootjourney

      You can also lip "olive juice"…

    • tv_paul

      I always thought it was "Elephant Shoes" for I love you?

      • Katie

        Elephant Glue

        • my5tika1cll

          'Alligator Food' produces the same effect.

  • Jules

    Fact: I don't believe anything written in Engrish.

    • mongoose527

      I don't believe one word of your statement.

  • gutterville

    TIL #16

    • HandsOn

      probably dont see much of it when i am asleep

    • Leeks

      My brain ignored it til I read that, now I can't unsee it.

      • asdfl

        once you see it can't be unseen!

  • shaunvw

    #22 I guess that makes me a minority

    • oliverklosov

      There are two types of people in the world those who wet and those who don't.

  • JOHN

    #1 I have no reason to generate an opinion about this individual. Who the fuck cares.

    • thechevron

      I'm pretty sure it doesn't count as a fact either.

      • Sean

        I'm pretty sure its still a fact.

        • thechevron

          I'm pretty sure being born a month after someone died isn't a fact.
          its not a fact

          • not a troll i swear

            Its totally a fact. They are things that happened… both statements are true… and thats all the criteria you need really for claim something a fact. The point of the picture was to make a humorous observation that kurt committed suicide soon after JB popped into existence. Do you seriously not get it??

    • Eder St. Cool

      You better not be talking about Kurt Cobain

  • flarp

    #18 – is it just me, or does Hitler look like Dr. House here?

    • Dramar

      just you

    • Cat

      aaah that's why I don't like Dr. House …

    • 53-ki0

      it's just you.

    • Karen

      Yeah, I can see it, especially through the eyes. Somone who's adept at Photoshop should take a pic of House and give him the Hitler do and stache.

  • jrahal

    #4 I got about three of those through me by now.

  • MaxxyWaxxy

    Welcome to Deadbook #7

    • John

      And and if they are democrats they will still manage to vote, at least in Chicago.

    • slim pickens

      I doubt very much that Facebook will be around in 100 years.

      • HandsOn

        it will but it will be called 脸书

      • Kroc

        also internet wont excist (?) then anymore

  • deleted4096254

    #25
    Fact: 95% of the people watch videos form youtube in multiple tabs, so it should take less than 1000 years 😉

    • switch_24

      how can you "watch" videos in multiple tabs, simultaneously? ..

      <img src="http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/554/facepalm.jpg&quot; />

      • Pitarú

        I must add: My fact!!!
        Actually I open a lot of tabs and just watch a few of the videos, bur the youtube counter counts all of them as being seen.
        It's my fact… chill out and chive on.

        • FailFinder

          please name the source of this "fact". Sounds like an opinion rather than a fact

          • burr

            Facts can be false.

    • flio

      That makes negative sense

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