Holy crap! I can't believe anyone actually believes this "fact"!
Sturve
People definitely don't know these "facts" because they're made up lol
holyshit
Best random bit of knowledge I've learned all year
The J
Internet facts: If you put random numbers in a statement it stops sounding made up. Sorry, if you put random numbers in a statement 83.76% of the people reading it will think it is a fact.
thedude325
Interesting though, think about it. Continuously throughout your life, somebody, somewhere….is farting.
MattKL
Or, one trip to Taco Bell.
okstatechiver
Challenge accepted
Sausage_King_Of_Chicago
Not bad
etcrr
#21 learn something new everyday
neuropsychologist
That… is actually complete bullshit.
So I hope you've learned something else today!
slim pickens
Complete bullshit!!!
The J
That is why, when you wear only 1 earring on the RIGHT you are gay, because happiness tears fall from the right eye.
See, more facts you couldn't have known, probably because they are made up.
Steve Grenier
Sounds legit.
basic neurobiology
this one is not true at all but all the rest were great
mr edward
fakeeeee
oliverklosov
#10 How original.
MylesofStyles
People are always asking me why I named my son, "KCCO"….
Jack_LeMac
Go Italian – "Quecicio"
Whiskyb
morning
j22
morning sir
Matrix19
Top 'o the morning to you Lad! It's FRIDAY!
Whiskyb
Let the games begin
JHL1
I started the day by taking off work!
TitoRigatoni
What a coincidence, I started the day by taking off work too!
~Cheers 🙂
Chris
Good morning.
oliverklosov
#22 4 out of 5 dentists approve.
Rodd Hungwell
I'm callin bullshit….thumbs up if you wet it before paste…down if after
Dr. Faggot
What if both?
Travis
That's just redundant
knotmee
"90% people wets". "90% people wets". "90% people wets".
What complete fucking moron reads that and thinks, "ya, that sounds right, I'll put that on a picture!"?
oliverklosov
LMAO. I was going to say the same thing but it's Friday and it seemed like too much work, so thank you.
Not a fan
People purposly mispell or use bad gramar because it get more attention.
Tori
Gets *
Underbaker
Again I am part of the 10 percent. javascript:insertSmileyReply(":D");
jefdenbosaap
dentists would not approve this to be honest, toothpaste is more effective when used without water 😉
fed
exactly, my friend. also, it is better to rinse your mouth with cold water
Dentite
Sorry, but as a dentist, I'm going to have to call BS on you. Saliva itself is 98% water, so a wet toothbrush isn't really going to add much. Plus, toothpaste itself is essentially hydrophobic. That's why it foams, much like soap.
Mack0914
The one out of five.
bbartlett51
1st?
Derp
Herp Derp
alf
Already have learned more from the Chive then the market reports at my job.
hello please
Sorry, but I must say the following:
*ahem*
Dothemarketreportsincludegrammaticallessons?
FailFinder
Grammar lessons or grammatical instruction but not grammatical lessons
MeHaveGrammarBad
Haha. Always grin when a grammar nazi gets his grammar wrong.
guest
I didn't realize that gofers read market reports.. o.0
oliverklosov
#20 So it rains jellyfish?
Pierre
Gross
JHL1
Of course not, don't be stupid.
Oh, right, it's the internet.
Move along… Move along…
https://thechive.com/ GernBlansten
98% of the time…..
ShakeyTheMoyle
I always read your replies with Clint's voice….well 68.5% of the time.
Underbaker
Only if you seed the clouds with 2% dried jellyfish.
etcrr
#4 a new renewable or alternate energy source?
MacNCheesePro
Anyone ever watch Dilbert? "The tubes would be a little uncomfortable at first, but you'd get used to it…"
Intellect1618
They forgot to mention it's the collective energy from the entire world, not just one person.
ShakeyTheMoyle
It's primarily Methane, I believe….and "mined" in many landfills already.
AgainstStupidity
Your fact checking leaves something to be desired.
sclark
…if by 'something' you mean 'everything' ..I would agree
Yo Yo Ma
yeah, I'm pretty sure a hundred years worth of farts wouldn't vaporize a city. Might make some people throw up though.
Bill Nye
It's pretty much methane gas…they use that a renewable energy source from landfills….so yeah
trelaneqster
okay idiot, equivalent energy levels has nothing to do with destroying a city. it's purely about the amount of energy.
How did you fuck that up so bad? From first man to survive going over the falls to some guy who jumped off a platform into the water below the falls? Bobby Leach is correct. Dumb fuck.
I'm willing to bet most of these are total bullsh*t.
JHL1
I'm not willing to take that bet. But I'll go in on it with you if you find someone to take it.
@bunkerpunkk
95% of statistics are made up on the spot.
Stinson
I think you meant 83%.
Stinson out!
D-Rock
The MGM lion one is false
snafu
#1 he saw what was coming
BloodScrubber
#9 I "colorful" you too.
*You know you just said it. 😉
joe
According to this post, someone lip reading you would see "I I love you you too."
Just sayin
Del
will ferrells advice, just say I love you tube….
barefootjourney
You can also lip "olive juice"…
tv_paul
I always thought it was "Elephant Shoes" for I love you?
Katie
Elephant Glue
my5tika1cll
'Alligator Food' produces the same effect.
Jules
Fact: I don't believe anything written in Engrish.
mongoose527
I don't believe one word of your statement.
gutterville
TIL #16
HandsOn
probably dont see much of it when i am asleep
Leeks
My brain ignored it til I read that, now I can't unsee it.
asdfl
once you see it can't be unseen!
shaunvw
#22 I guess that makes me a minority
oliverklosov
There are two types of people in the world those who wet and those who don't.
JOHN
#1 I have no reason to generate an opinion about this individual. Who the fuck cares.
thechevron
I'm pretty sure it doesn't count as a fact either.
Sean
I'm pretty sure its still a fact.
thechevron
I'm pretty sure being born a month after someone died isn't a fact.
its not a fact
not a troll i swear
Its totally a fact. They are things that happened… both statements are true… and thats all the criteria you need really for claim something a fact. The point of the picture was to make a humorous observation that kurt committed suicide soon after JB popped into existence. Do you seriously not get it??
Eder St. Cool
You better not be talking about Kurt Cobain
flarp
#18 – is it just me, or does Hitler look like Dr. House here?
Dramar
just you
Cat
aaah that's why I don't like Dr. House …
53-ki0
it's just you.
Karen
Yeah, I can see it, especially through the eyes. Somone who's adept at Photoshop should take a pic of House and give him the Hitler do and stache.
jrahal
#4 I got about three of those through me by now.
MaxxyWaxxy
Welcome to Deadbook #7
John
And and if they are democrats they will still manage to vote, at least in Chicago.
slim pickens
I doubt very much that Facebook will be around in 100 years.
HandsOn
it will but it will be called 脸书
Kroc
also internet wont excist (?) then anymore
deleted4096254
#25
Fact: 95% of the people watch videos form youtube in multiple tabs, so it should take less than 1000 years 😉
switch_24
how can you "watch" videos in multiple tabs, simultaneously? ..
I must add: My fact!!!
Actually I open a lot of tabs and just watch a few of the videos, bur the youtube counter counts all of them as being seen.
It's my fact… chill out and chive on.
FailFinder
please name the source of this "fact". Sounds like an opinion rather than a fact