25 random facts that you definitely didn’t know (25 Photos)

By: Bob

In: Interesting, WTF

Feb 10, 2012

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oliverklosov

#4 Holy crap!!!

Yo Yo Ma

Holy crap! I can't believe anyone actually believes this "fact"!

Sturve

People definitely don't know these "facts" because they're made up lol

holyshit

Best random bit of knowledge I've learned all year
The J

Internet facts: If you put random numbers in a statement it stops sounding made up. Sorry, if you put random numbers in a statement 83.76% of the people reading it will think it is a fact.
thedude325

Interesting though, think about it. Continuously throughout your life, somebody, somewhere….is farting.
MattKL

Or, one trip to Taco Bell.
okstatechiver

Challenge accepted

Sausage_King_Of_Chicago

Not bad
etcrr

#21 learn something new everyday

neuropsychologist

That… is actually complete bullshit.
So I hope you've learned something else today!
slim pickens

Complete bullshit!!!
The J

That is why, when you wear only 1 earring on the RIGHT you are gay, because happiness tears fall from the right eye.

See, more facts you couldn't have known, probably because they are made up.

Steve Grenier

Sounds legit.

basic neurobiology

this one is not true at all but all the rest were great
mr edward

fakeeeee

oliverklosov

#10 How original.

MylesofStyles

People are always asking me why I named my son, "KCCO"….

Jack_LeMac

Go Italian – "Quecicio"

Whiskyb

morning

j22

morning sir
Matrix19

Top 'o the morning to you Lad! It's FRIDAY!

Whiskyb

Let the games begin

JHL1

I started the day by taking off work!

TitoRigatoni

What a coincidence, I started the day by taking off work too!
~Cheers 🙂

Chris

Good morning.

oliverklosov

#22 4 out of 5 dentists approve.

Rodd Hungwell

I'm callin bullshit….thumbs up if you wet it before paste…down if after

Dr. Faggot

What if both?

Travis

That's just redundant

knotmee

"90% people wets". "90% people wets". "90% people wets".
What complete fucking moron reads that and thinks, "ya, that sounds right, I'll put that on a picture!"?

oliverklosov

LMAO. I was going to say the same thing but it's Friday and it seemed like too much work, so thank you.
Not a fan

People purposly mispell or use bad gramar because it get more attention.

Tori

Gets *

Underbaker

Again I am part of the 10 percent. javascript:insertSmileyReply(":D");
jefdenbosaap

dentists would not approve this to be honest, toothpaste is more effective when used without water 😉

fed

exactly, my friend. also, it is better to rinse your mouth with cold water
Dentite

Sorry, but as a dentist, I'm going to have to call BS on you. Saliva itself is 98% water, so a wet toothbrush isn't really going to add much. Plus, toothpaste itself is essentially hydrophobic. That's why it foams, much like soap.

Mack0914

The one out of five.

bbartlett51

1st?
Derp

Herp Derp
alf

Already have learned more from the Chive then the market reports at my job.

hello please

Sorry, but I must say the following:

*ahem*

Dothemarketreportsincludegrammaticallessons?

FailFinder

Grammar lessons or grammatical instruction but not grammatical lessons

MeHaveGrammarBad

Haha. Always grin when a grammar nazi gets his grammar wrong.

guest

I didn't realize that gofers read market reports.. o.0

oliverklosov

#20 So it rains jellyfish?

Pierre

Gross
JHL1

Of course not, don't be stupid.
Oh, right, it's the internet.
Move along… Move along…
https://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

98% of the time…..

ShakeyTheMoyle

I always read your replies with Clint's voice….well 68.5% of the time.

Underbaker

Only if you seed the clouds with 2% dried jellyfish.

etcrr

#4 a new renewable or alternate energy source?

MacNCheesePro

Anyone ever watch Dilbert? "The tubes would be a little uncomfortable at first, but you'd get used to it…"
Intellect1618

They forgot to mention it's the collective energy from the entire world, not just one person.
ShakeyTheMoyle

It's primarily Methane, I believe….and "mined" in many landfills already.

AgainstStupidity

Your fact checking leaves something to be desired.

sclark

…if by 'something' you mean 'everything' ..I would agree

Yo Yo Ma

yeah, I'm pretty sure a hundred years worth of farts wouldn't vaporize a city. Might make some people throw up though.

Bill Nye

It's pretty much methane gas…they use that a renewable energy source from landfills….so yeah
trelaneqster

okay idiot, equivalent energy levels has nothing to do with destroying a city. it's purely about the amount of energy.

oliverklosov

#17 GTFO!!!

NonBrit

I wanted to see if that was true. . . So I looked it up;
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_Patch

It's not true.

oliverklosov

Good call!
unoriginal bastard

How did you fuck that up so bad? From first man to survive going over the falls to some guy who jumped off a platform into the water below the falls? Bobby Leach is correct. Dumb fuck.

Mike

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobby_Leach

Travis

Hmmm….well, I'll be damned.
Dizzy

I'm willing to bet most of these are total bullsh*t.

JHL1

I'm not willing to take that bet. But I'll go in on it with you if you find someone to take it.
@bunkerpunkk

95% of statistics are made up on the spot.

Stinson

I think you meant 83%.

Stinson out!

D-Rock

The MGM lion one is false

snafu

#1 he saw what was coming
BloodScrubber

#9 I "colorful" you too.
*You know you just said it. 😉

joe

According to this post, someone lip reading you would see "I I love you you too."

Just sayin
Del

will ferrells advice, just say I love you tube….
barefootjourney

You can also lip "olive juice"…
tv_paul

I always thought it was "Elephant Shoes" for I love you?

Katie

Elephant Glue

my5tika1cll

'Alligator Food' produces the same effect.

Jules

Fact: I don't believe anything written in Engrish.

mongoose527

I don't believe one word of your statement.

gutterville

TIL #16

HandsOn

probably dont see much of it when i am asleep
Leeks

My brain ignored it til I read that, now I can't unsee it.

asdfl

once you see it can't be unseen!

shaunvw

#22 I guess that makes me a minority

oliverklosov

There are two types of people in the world those who wet and those who don't.

JOHN

#1 I have no reason to generate an opinion about this individual. Who the fuck cares.

thechevron

I'm pretty sure it doesn't count as a fact either.

Sean

I'm pretty sure its still a fact.

thechevron

I'm pretty sure being born a month after someone died isn't a fact.
its not a fact

not a troll i swear

Its totally a fact. They are things that happened… both statements are true… and thats all the criteria you need really for claim something a fact. The point of the picture was to make a humorous observation that kurt committed suicide soon after JB popped into existence. Do you seriously not get it??

Eder St. Cool

You better not be talking about Kurt Cobain

flarp

#18 – is it just me, or does Hitler look like Dr. House here?

Dramar

just you
Cat

aaah that's why I don't like Dr. House …
53-ki0

it's just you.
Karen

Yeah, I can see it, especially through the eyes. Somone who's adept at Photoshop should take a pic of House and give him the Hitler do and stache.

jrahal

#4 I got about three of those through me by now.
MaxxyWaxxy

Welcome to Deadbook #7

John

And and if they are democrats they will still manage to vote, at least in Chicago.
slim pickens

I doubt very much that Facebook will be around in 100 years.

HandsOn

it will but it will be called 脸书
Kroc

also internet wont excist (?) then anymore

deleted4096254

#25
Fact: 95% of the people watch videos form youtube in multiple tabs, so it should take less than 1000 years 😉

switch_24

how can you "watch" videos in multiple tabs, simultaneously? ..

<img src="http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/554/facepalm.jpg" />

Pitarú

I must add: My fact!!!
Actually I open a lot of tabs and just watch a few of the videos, bur the youtube counter counts all of them as being seen.
It's my fact… chill out and chive on.

FailFinder

please name the source of this "fact". Sounds like an opinion rather than a fact

burr

Facts can be false.

flio

That makes negative sense

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