theCHIVE’s Spring Break callout. Where are you going for Spring Break? (VOTING NOW CLOSED)

Let’s face it, we here at theCHIVE Headquarters, by some people’s standards, are a little too old to go on college Spring Break. But we figured if Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill aren’t too old to return to high school in upcoming comedy 21 Jump Street, theCHIVE offices could make one last trip to the rum soaked beaches to revel in what remains of our youth.

But we need your help. We want to have a CHIVE Spring Break meetup and we need to know where all our Chivers are going to be the weekend of March 9th? So if you’re spring breakin’ during this time, vote for it in the destination below. We’ll point our sails in whichever direction gets the most votes and bring theCHIVE party down to Spring Break!

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  • mtella88

    LAS VEGAS!!!

  • etcrr

    im going to stay at home and touch myself

    • my back is clean

      I'm going to stay home and wait for my Chivette to bring her FLBP-self over.

      • Al Gore

        your back is clean for me to shoot my load on. then your girl will lick it off.


    BAHAMAS! Cant fuckin wait, its freezing here

  • amandajean

    The only place people go for spring break in Florida is Miami?

    • Alex

      Panama City, FL and Daytona Beach, FL as well. I'm from Miami so yea, south beach gets good.

    • Alex

      Panama City, FL and Daytona Beach, FL as well. I'm from Miami and it gets really good here. With all the different pool parties, the beach, all the clubs.

    • Hassel Shattnerhoff

      Clearwater Beach is pretty kick ass too.

    • Ned Plimpton

      I got a place in Fort Myers Beach. It doesn't suck.

    • amandajean

      I clearly know there are other cities in Florida.. I was being facetious.

    • ibangahapa

      Key West! We drive south until we can't drive any further, then we rent jetskis!

    • beatarmy

      Gotta hit up daytona beach!!!

      • amandajean

        I always do. 🙂

  • mark

    Will you be bringing Chivettes?

    • http://www.thechive.com Penrath

      I'll be looking for Chivettes in Pattaya Thailand..but it wasn't on the list…
      So be on the lookout for the guy in the Chive teeshirt… B)

  • Martin McFly

    going to work… FML

  • Bored

    The real question is not where are we going, but where are our Sexy Chivettes, such as Erin Willett, going?

  • Jeff

    Canadian Universities have Spring Break next week. We're going to Mardi Gras.

    • Kitt

      Where is this Mardi Gras?

      • poopypants

        Same place it always is genius!

  • Whoopi_G

    I can't wait to go to work for spring break! Titties and paper work, fuck yeah.

  • John

    Can't fill everybody in on all the details quite yet but yes, there will be Chivettes.

    • Heres_Johnny30

      John, where can I send you an email?

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    This ought to be good.

  • Hassel Shattnerhoff

    South of the border where the inhibitions stop, the alcohol doesn't and I toss out free mustache rides like I'm paid to

  • Slick_Nick

    To Greece 🙂 but i'm guessing that's a little far away

    • Hassel Shattnerhoff

      Nothing like the Greek Islands, been to them all, love Rhodes and Santorini, the valley of butterflies and the black beaches … beautimus.

  • Grant

    No Austin, TX for SXSW?? C'mon guys.

    • Caity

      Ugh, I want to go to SXSW but have to work the day I really want to go! 🙁

  • Ron Paul 2012!

    Lake Havasu!

  • ashel

    Tremblant In CANADA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • muddinitupfx4

    Vegas baby! Those of you going to Mexico, good luck on making it back with you livers if you make it back at all!

    • Mr. H

      Yeah, go pour your dumbness and ignorance some-fucking-where else, GTFO of Mexico.

    • Jerad

      hahah you should look up statistics about crime, vegas, and tourists before you post nonsense.

      • muddinitupfx4

        Nonsense? How is what i posted nonsense? Its my own personal opinion. Your post was nonsense! I dont give a fuck about crime, vegas, and tourist stats I just care about having a badass spring break in a fun location. get fucked jerad

  • keith

    I’m going to visit Whitney Houstons grave and take a dump on it..

    • Hack

      You can't. She's busy with Kevin Costner working on The Bodybag.

      • Jack

        It's all bullshit. She's not dead, she's just waiting to exhale.

        • Dionne Warwick

          You'd think my contatct at the psychic hotline would have told me this was comming.

        • El_Hefe

          you 3 just won the internet!

  • Matthew

    I'm having spring break in Yellow Stone National Park!

  • ArmsCantStretch

    My home

  • TylerV

    No Panama City, Florida?! A lot of places outside the country…how rich do you think college students are Chive?

    • CorpsBelle


  • fetts

    Come on Sun Diago! A whale's vagina!

    • bud_kk

      We should all meet in PB on march 9th anyway. I vote the shore club wearing chive t-shirts. Party!

      • Mark

        PB !! 710 beach club ?

  • Itch777

    Vegas, baby! VEGAS!!!

  • rocko


    • fidel

      That's where I'll be what about y…. oh wait. COOOOOOOL

  • Mat

    Snowboarding in the Canadian Rockies!

    The Mountains > The Beach.

    Chive on from Canada!

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