• perry

    #11

    Chin up, Ellen, I still think you're sexy

    • obozo

      at least he did not have to tell her twice……..

    • fignewton

      This is the dumbest fucking thing I've ever seen and a PITIFUL attempt at making a cut on someone else's shitty product BUT do what ya gotta do, I guess…..

      • Dick Salad

        What would you sell dicktard? You'd probably do it all on your own to… strictly word of mouth advertising… and I'm sure your imaginary product will revolutionize the way we live… can't wait…

        • fignewton

          I'm not here to sell anything, fucktard. Just to advise, at least I know my place. AND know when I see something so god-awfully retarded. Pre game party pack is just a little too GDI for my blood.

          • Jentheoriginal

            ahh, ive been too busy to chive lately. but oh how ive missed the bantering!

          • obozo

            you sir are a complete faggot who should go an play in traffic. the world would be much better without you!

            • JoeyJoJoJrShabbadoo

              Now, girls.

              You're both pretty.

        • poop pants

          *too, anal cavity breather

    • Dr_StrangePants

      I can't be the only one who thought THIS: <img style="-webkit-user-select: none" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-SO7BxTqUn20/Ts1SXW-TzgI/AAAAAAAAAcg/fpkco_eR3lU/s1600/faith+2.jpg"&gt;

      • anon

        you are. that is a video game and even if it wasnt, its an asian bitch

    • anon

      she looks like she left the kitchen and got put back in her place

    • Jay

      That was just God telling you to buy American next time…

  • BostonChiver

    #13 bad forms leads to #14

    • Mr. H

      photoshop, you know what to do…

    • The Stadium Guy...

      Practice makes perfect W======)

    • kensh

      We need a third one with the wet Chive shirt 😀

  • Jamison

    #15

    Nailed it

  • JDub

    Awesome, need more pics of u guys and your shannagins!

    • Your Shananagins

      What the fuck is a shannagin? anus breath.

  • Master_Rahl

    #14 Better out than in, I always say. No wait, that's not right in this situation.

    • Weed

      I thought the guy in black got skinny at one point?

      • Jentheoriginal

        he was SUPPOSED to

  • 80's Baby

    #14… party foul where I'm from..

    • dkptig

      guys who yelled party foul when a 100lbs girl spilled any beer when doing a beer bong are the worst. get drunk and have fun, stop with all the goddamn rules and machismo. which btw, after college you realize about 85% of what you do at college parties are actually party fouls in the real world.

      • 80's Baby

        cool story bro

    • matt

      i'm sure where your from you aren't doing beer bongs from a tap.

  • Tan

    #1 best mom??

  • Harry

    #16

    Like a drunk Tin Man

    • Del

      1.75 of Kentucky Jim Beam 4 yr old…. Well played sir….

    • The Racist Horse

      I didn't know bob was really SJP….

      (had to)

    • Nishtai

      I was thinking the exact same thing. He looks like he had too much Pennzoil

  • JoeyJoJoJr.Shabadoo

    #13 and #14 are ripe for Photoshop…..

    • SARmedic

      It only took Paint to fix that one, lol. I'm ashamed to upload it though. (Still PG13 but not by much)

      "Milwaukee is the new Bukaki"

      • MKE chiver

        where are you getting that quote from?

  • jerz

    #14 SPLOOSH!

  • IMDBs

    #3, #4

    ROTFLSHMSFOAIDMT

    Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Hard My Sombrero Fell Off

    • Josh

      What about your taco?

    • YourBiggestFan

      hahaha ditto to that one!!!! i cried when i saw these both

    • Weed

      Corny bro

    • Raliegh

      and you dropped your taco!

  • Cambo196

    #13 that's one way to get her on her knees

    • nice

      another is with the mirror of a 2002 Toyota Corolla

  • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

    #12 Chris Brown in disguise!

    • diddles

      Don't make Patty tell you twice

      • evihc

        oh, so now Chive is condoning violence against women???? In all my years blahablahblahblah just kidding. Didn't even notice she had eyes for a few minutes, let alone a black one. nowumsayin Ellen?? Sweet baby girl you make a grown man cry. I would have pegged Patty as a hoverhander anyways…

  • Julie :)

    happy birthday boyfriend! Just bought one haha this is genius

    • hello

      Genius… or just combining inexpensive party games that have been keeping good times rolling since the beginning of time?

      • Julie :)

        lol i've never done a beer bong, im pretty good at BP, we can NEVER find playing cards to play games, and i havent seen dice since i've lived with my parents and played yatzhee so yeah, for inadequately prepared people like myself, i'd say this is pretty genius

    • BigNurseJay

      And the burn goes to…….Julie 🙂

      • Julie :)

        🙂 thank you! you'd think after all the saliva and semen lost from drooling over the valentines chivettes yesterday some people could show a little respect.. or at least KCCO 🙂

        • The_Dood

          They haven't asked, sorry, commanded to see your tits yet… I'd say we're making progress.

          • Kool-aid

            wait, tits….. Julie 🙂 show us your tits!

          • ZachBob

            BOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHOW US BOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!

    • evihc

      Julie pay no mind to the haters. Once your boy dumps you for being fiscally irresponsible you give me a call for being physically irresistible.

      • Julie :)

        says the one who doesnt post a picture by his name…

        • obozo

          show us your tits….

        • fukaduk

          Tits or GTFO….. just saying

        • evihc

          yep, I agree…… tits!

      • evihc

        seriously folks…fiscally irresponsible/physically irresistible…you should write that down, learn it, burn it, and earn it.

      • Sluttypanda

        that was kind of really pathetic, joking or not

    • Cunt Hare

      CUNT! Julie is a cunt

  • mrjimmyos

    #11 I thought that was just cool face paint 😮
    #14 PARTY!

  • Machine_head

    You forgot ” and I dropped my taco” but cool post

  • LarsfromNorway

    #12 holy enfrijoladas, she's gorgeous : o

  • Machine_head

    14. I call that a wet t-shirt contest where I come from…. Where’s the white KCCO shirts!

  • Stan

    #13 looks like a pro.. and not a pro at drinking *wink*

  • Bollyver

    #16 DAR is going to be late.

  • Heads up

    Is that………..Ron Swanson???????

    You must tell me where, when, how.

    • Morgan Freeman

      yes it is.. and ive been asking for them to make more Ron Swanson shirts for a few weeks now.. Can you guys please make more?

      • wantomas

        Every time I read your comments, it's in Morgan Freeman's voice….

    • http://twitter.com/dvdvrhs @dvdvrhs

      Please make more Ron Swanson Ts!!

  • saltygary

    I wish they would do another run of the "Cornhole" sets…

  • Yea Yea

    #1 John quit abusing the Jager and put it in the freezer where it belongs!

    • reaperMEDIC

      If by freezer you mean trash…

      • Yea Yea

        You Sir are an idiot!

      • BigNurseJay

        And if by trash you mean my stomach…

        • reaperMEDIC

          LOL Touche'

  • Anonymous

    Not cool. Shouldn’t joke about domestic violence of any kind. The Toyota story was funny enough

  • Dirk Digler

    #11 – Halfway to a pair of "Irish Sunglasses" FACE!

    • sadman

      What should you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she has already been told twice.

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