• jordan

    #30, #27

    I've always wanted to say I'm dating a Brazilian model.

    I never will, but I always wanted to.

    • Del

      Funniest thing I've read today!

    • Huell

      Anyone know when '21 Jump Street' is coming out?

      • Yea Yea

        Holy Shit they're making a movie about it? Didn't know.

    • little D

      Someone tell me that they're banging this chick.

      • Yea Yea

        If I tell you that will it help you sleep at night?

        • lordastral

          it'll help him at night. not to sleep necessarily, but it will help him at night.

    • monsieurloti

      I just bought Rosetta stone for Portuguese

    • its_forge

      I'm married to a Venezuelan former queen of the prom.

      • its_fake

        Yeah right ,more like queen of bbw porn.

        • its_forge

          Did that make your dick feel real big insulting the wife of some guy you've never met?

    • Sad&Ronery

      yea she is beautiful but fat guy like me would crush her. Not my type

      • other fat guy

        Not if she's on top feeding you tacos.

        • Lotus

          You have a good attitude, buddy. Something that's sorely missed on the internet of the now.

    • boll

      i find your lack off ass pics disturbing

    • Ay mama linda

      I lobe you

    • lonin

      Is there a secret breeding facility for Brazilian bombshells? The place seems like it's chock full of super models.

  • KCJake


    Absolutely beautiful. Wow.

    • Elbie

      as I'd put it: insanely hot

    • anony

      The things i would do to you are illegal in the 48 continuous states.

      • Dorkfish


        • anony

          i stand corrected with my dong in my hand

    • Truth

      It's like what Jessica Alba would've turned out like had she not married that douche and spun out a litter.

    • KroD

      Anyone else get reminded of that pole vaulting chick by this pic? Just me? Ok…

    • mnut

      nice body but her face is beat

  • zoxymusic

    #15 Wow!

    • dumdidddy

      how your waist anorexic and then your ass is colossal

  • lando

    #7, #26

    Thin girls with huge boobs get me where it counts

    • Huell

      She's hot, no doubt… But guaranteed she's a BITCH.


        No matter how hot they are some guy somewhere is sick of her shit!!!

    • Matt

      agreed she's hot, but I'd bet she'd look better with 10-15 more lbs on her.

      • Buford_Justice

        Nope. I have a feeling you are a fan of teacher arms.

        • DeDav

          He's talking about real girls, not super models that eat a single leaf of lettuce (maybe) everyday for all of their meals. Instead, real girls put on weight, put off weight, and change.

      • truth

        no way….

      • Lucky_Charms

        If you like girls with a little more meat on them, you still have to chase the skinny ones. If you can ever get one to marry you, she will immediately put on way more than your 10-15 lbs anyway.

    • Tim

      Dude, she looks like a meth head with fake tits.

  • TommyBoy

    I rub you.

    • Richard

      I rub myself.

      There i fixed it for you…

    • wokka


  • pdiddily420

    God Damn!


    • http://twitter.com/GamerKitty84 @GamerKitty84

      Shes as close to perfect as you can get 😀

      Chive On!

  • will


    She's adorable imho

    • anony

      aww will, adorable? really? grow a pair of balls and call her fuckin' hot or something

  • SeanzyMcHyde

    Exotic and sexy….doesn't get any better than that

  • bless1

    #7,#22- smoking hot. i'd eat apple-sauce out her pooper!!!!!!!!!

    • agreed

      LOL! no doubt about it!

    • Derpin

      And with a line like that, you'll never get the chance.

      • Groggy

        Yeah, you'll never get near her with apple sauce.

        For fuck's sake, it looks like she subsists entirely on thoughts. Maybe she can photosynthesize camera flashes and that's why she had to become a model?

        • `Karl Pilkington

          That was pretty specific though. Applesauce must be the key to the turd cutter.
          I know it regulates it. I've gonna stick with taco.

    • ken

      dafuq did I just read?

  • Brian


    Chivette of the year! Damn!

    • mouchette

      super hot blah blah blah

  • niudgc

    God Bless you Chive……..

  • bisonbade

    #31 Very nice

  • weaksauce

    not one decent non-blurry ass shot?

    • NoName

      She's the model, not the photographer, sheesh

    • Master_Rahl

      she's too fine to be captured on film

    • its_forge

      Yeah this.

    • What?

      Cause its too probably too boney.

  • Mmaahdaiffhhehghjfdhjg

    Well i know who my number 1 is now…this girl tops them all IMO

  • MattKL

    #7 #27 #31 Stunning. And such a pretty smile!

    • Ampersand

      Something about the eyebrows freaks me out in 31.

    • GuestAwesome

      Yeah, she needs to smile all the time.

      • naa

        HINT LOOK Down below her smile

  • Onetime

    I’m a sucker for long dark hair and tan bodies. Very sexy ma’am

  • tmach81

    Thank you Thank You Thank you, Chive You make me cry with tears of joy.

  • http://bdb hshs

    #8, where is the bikini from?

    • Ray T

      I don't know that but I know where it could end up.

      • Mr. McGibblets

        What bikini?? I see only bewbs..

        • Bikinibarbeee

          Capristan Swimwear.

          • Ricardo

            The girliest reply to he girliest question. I love Chivettes

  • SweetAwesomeness

    #10 wow!!! would you look at those balloons?!?!?

    • http://twitter.com/Gingergreek @Gingergreek

      all I see is a nice bush

  • Danny

    Please marry me…

  • screamingdeal

    id tongue dart her fart box

    • Roast Beef

      i'd pay to watch

    • http://twitter.com/Gingergreek @Gingergreek


  • fed

    it's good to be a man. from the millions that appreciate her pics to the lucky one that is with her…

    • haha

      Yea but even he probably gets sick of her shit form time to time.

      • fed

        hey, if you have take crap from someone, at least make sure she's that good looking

  • Skedaddle

    Come visit me in Seattle. 🙂

  • Rusty

    I'd give her the…(wait for it)…Sky.
    Give me a break, I need a nap.

  • Bazunga

    Why do you keep promoting these anorexic duckfaces? I mean, gain a little weight at least. That's a skeleton with no ass trying to stretch her back as much as possible to make it seem like she has.
    Yeah, she's pretty and probably a nice girl, but what happened to the respecting of natural women in TheChive.

    She obviously doen't eat anything than carrots.

    • Brian

      [youtube C6cxNR9ML8k http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6cxNR9ML8k youtube]

      • Maggot Giving Twenty

        Bravo, Brian. Bravo!

    • Mike

      Hahaha. Hi hater. Fuckin loser. Accept the fact that a girl that hot wouldn’t piss in your mouth if your teeth were on fire.

      • eric cartman

        hater in the house and #15 looks like there is a ass there buddy.. and she standing straight up… so um… go surf uglypeople.com if your unsatisfied… loser

        • DickSalad

          Yea the only stretching going on with this picture is in my pants… which feel uncomfortably tighter for some reason now.

          • Simon

            Different handle, same stuf.

            • Thurgood

              Brilliant, Simon. Bravo.

              As for Double Stuff, back to the oreos, faux bro.

            • Dick Salad

              Huh? I'm lost same hand I always use. Welcome to the chive though…

    • Hand of Fate

      Buzzkill Bazunga should be a new meme:

      Claims natural women should be respected on the Chive.

      Complains about how girl is probably thin from eating vegetables and calls her anorexic.

    • Gunner

      You don't know what you are talking about. The reason you say shit like this is probably because you could never get a women like this. There should be a way to block people like you from web sites like this. You don't deserve to be a Chiver. Get off this site ASAP.

      • labatanga

        To be fair- have you ever had a girl like this?

        • Blurp1

          I had a girl who liked tomatoes once. Does that count?

          • labatanga

            in fact, yes. good on you, chap!

        • Gunner

          yes, I married one.

          • labatanga

            so you married a girl who models in Miami? Sorry, but I call bull shit. And BTW- and although I see both sides of the story here- you can't blame the OP from not being a lifeless drone and just following whatever one else said. If it's not his cup a of tea- who the hell are you to tell him to 'get off the site.' You are obviously here to police the internet huh? Congrats…I'm sure your model wife is very proud.

    • Unfkngblvbl

      I'm sorry, but all you fappers thumbing him down realize you'd be on the same band wagon for a hottie who has some curves and doesn't display her rib cage as a "modeling virtue." I wouldn't call her anorexic and she IS beautiful, but she'd still be beautiful with just a few more pounds on her…it'd probably go to her boobs too.

    • LoyalLAChiver

      Telling a woman who's naturally skinny to gain a little weight is just as insensitive as telling a naturally large woman to stop eating. Who are you to determine what is a 'natural woman'. From the note she sent into Chive she crushes pizzas and burgs on the reg and has never had plastic surgery. That seems pretty normal to me… Stop hating on the world and do something productive.

    • klmklm

      Maybe you didn't read what she sent in..
      Just because your metabolism sucks, doesn't mean hers does.
      I've had a few good friends over the years who stay thin no matter what they eat.
      Get Over Yourself.

    • Buzzkill Bazunga

      Uhm,I thought everyone was going to be saying I'm a fugly bitch and just jealous. But a guy not being able to tuck it in her works too.
      I said ONLY carrots. Did that once, ended up tubed in a hospital.
      But in any case, I said shes pretty and whatnot and you can fap as much as you like!
      It's not her fault if she's naturally this thin.
      Buut you know, everything I said earlier.

      Btw love the Buzzkill Bazunga!

    • Buford_Justice

      You dont seem to be a fan of good genetics. Why would you ever want a toned perfect body like that with extra weight?? I dont know if you have ever seen pictures of anorexic people? (well I do, you obviously havent) You would realize their is just as much of a difference between them and Ashley as their is a difference between Ashley and obese people.

    • Not a fan

      mmmm. carrots.

    • anchorman

      Bazunga, by her own admission she eats pizza and hamburgers a few times a week. But for the most part she eats healthily and exercises a lot. She has perfect breasts and a nice ass. (look at the pics again) – an anorexic person doesn't have a body like that. She's fit and healthy. Saying she's anorexic is beyond stupid.

    • Sundevil8181

      Ditto, nice boobs, and that is it….weighing 110 lbs is not good…I see better looking girls on campus everyday…at least someone is giving her credit for wanting to try…nothing wrong with that.

    • http://www.lucasdelaporte.fr Lucas

      so true , Bazunga. Exactly what i thought

    • worldpeace

      I agree. She is hot, yes. Also 110 big boobs and a model. Not really your average girl down the street that chive says they support. She is a model, tons of sites have hot models, duh, its the internet. Find the hottie normal girl next door.

    • Dave O.

      Carrots have way too much sugar. Bodybuilders shun them.

      Celery maybe.

    • BRUCE

      dude are you serious? that chick is drop dead gorgeous! I'll look at that EVERYDAY OF MY LIFE. GET REAL DUDE NO ONE WANTS A FATTY

    • Please

      How about burn your soapbox day, you first. GTFO.

    • sally

      find a person to date
      to have a romantic date with your lover
      come to our single club

    • Batex

      hey all you fat bastards who claim she's thin, please remember there are some of us guys out there who also have effective metabolisms and like girls who don't weigh more than them, lol – this girl has curves in al the right places and is retardedly hot! luv it!

    • screwutoo

      I'm with you Bazunga. Anybody that finds this little girl attractive is a borderline pedo.

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