• jamison

    #3, #30, #33

    Jesus Cornhusking Christ

    • Dirty_Dingus

      She's a stunning beauty.

    • Statan

      WHARS THE NUDES?!?!?

    • Backseat Chiver

      Yeah. I could not have said it better. My god, this girl amazing.

    • wooo

      This attention whore let a couple of men pay to have her flown out to LA, all so she could get half naked on camera and boned down by the guys who sell the Bill murray shirts. This girl is a 5 on a scale of one to 10, so with all this attention she will do anything to keep it.

      I seen way better chivettes

      • Mischief_Ninja

        u mad bro?

      • Indeed

        ATTENTION CHIVERS: I can only conclude from the endless copying and pasting of this comment in all the different replies, that "wooo" is NOT a troll, but actually one of country girl's jealous ex's. I'm honestly not even kidding about this theory; I really think so.

        Sorry wooo, I think she figured she could do better than 4 inches.

      • Wooo's dog

        Woooo Hooooo you bitchin again???? Come on over here and I'll give ya a lick

    • Mischief_Ninja

      Haters gonna hate, but I'd trade my St. Patrick's Day KCCO shirt for this girl.

    • Different

      How disappointing. A female capitulating to men….yet again. How about to look past what makes you laugh. How 'bout you women look at how ugly these thechive.com men are…..and realize how it makes them behave. As in, how they degrade good-looking men and anoint capitulating women.

      • its_forge

        What color is the sky up your ass?

  • Ryan

    WTF happened to the other post?

    • walen

      you know how I know….


    • edwardlorenz

      guess it didn't go well

      • NcouthYouth

        called it

    • John

      Small glitch (happens when 3 people are all working on the same post). It's back live now

      • anony

        100% u tapped that john, good man

      • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

        It's OK John, since by meow we all know how much the guy can fuck up things, it's safe to say it was Mac.

        BTW #20: MacDrive?

        – the one messing with your toothbrush at night

      • JOHN

        You guys definitely have a "type."

        • JOHN

          "questionable quotation marks"

  • aaronpike


    • Meh

      Meh. Not so hot when you take her out of the country. LA has much better than this skinny stick.

      • aaaa

        Please stock referring to your penis as "skinny stick". It's just weird, man.

        • aaaa


  • floored

    tell me you are from somewhere near Saratoga. so hott

  • DeathByCherio

    Damn girl! By far my personal favorite chivette!

    • wooo

      nothing really special she's not really coutry she wear's name brand true country is the ones that that live like 7 hours away from the city….lol you guys are idiots

      • DeathByCherio

        Well, my good man, she could be country, Finnish, Indian, or a freaking Eskimo. I don't care. She's stupidly hot!

      • A BiPolar Guy

        Quite an elite group your "true country". There are very few people in the us who live anything like 7 hours from a city, and most of those live towns, not country. Heck you can't even get more than 107 miles from a mcdonald's in the lower 48.

  • john

    i wouldnt call albany the country

    • new yorker

      she lives 2 hours outside albany in the sticks

      • asdf

        the prefered nomenclature is "The North Country"

    • Dalton

      i would call you a fucking idiot

    • OnehandJack

      I wouldn't exactly call you smart.

  • hugo

    Princesa !!!

  • Swizz Mac

    I have a country boner right now

    • YaYo

      it won't go down…

      • morebeer

        I fucked the Judds!!!

        • wooo

          shes nothing special I seen way way better looking chivettes on here that would BLOW this bitch out of the water

          This attention whore let a couple of men pay to have her flown out to LA, all so she could get half naked on camera and boned down by the guys who sell the Bill murray shirts. This girl is a 5 on a scale of one to 10, so with all this attention she will do anything to keep it.

          • morebeer

            U mad bro?

            • wooo

              no just saying everyone is wow wow ing this normal girl all i am saying shes nothing really special I bet no one here would even notice her on street she's just nothing special

  • BuffaloJustSayin

    #11 Weeeee!

    • Kenny

      watching that makes me giggle.

      • anony

        shouldnt of let her know the pillow was coming, woulda been better

        • its_forge

          Only way it could've been better is if she was in a gauzy top and no bra. Then again she's so terrifically firm there's probably no bounce at all, which y'know, ain't really a bad thing…

  • akbrown006


    WOW. absolutely gorgeous.

    • Mischief_Ninja

      Great minds think alike, this girl is amazingness wrapped in awesome.

  • DrBoogie_R32

    #26 Country Girl is ready for a night on the town!

    • Chuck

      She looks pretty damn good all city-fied too.

    • Scott

      Look, I know there's a lot of awesomeness going on in this post and she's super hot – but my god! I want that fucking Dumb and Dumber painting in my front room!

  • BB23


    The definition of heaven!

  • Creepy guy

    I want to spew a map of Hawaii all over that #5

    • Underbaker

      You could hang your hat on those. Not that I would want to cover them up.

      • its_forge

        poke a short feller's eye out

  • Joe

    I'm pretty sure I envy your guys' lives right now

    • Jason

      I just said that same thing to a friend!

  • CountryBoy

    If it aint broke dont fix it!

  • PdxChiver

    Never gets old.

  • Falthor

    I'm torn between #12 and #26 as my favorite of this set. God knows she looks amazing in less clothing as well but there is something about these pictures that just draw my eye and my imagination…

    Thank you Country Girl, and CHIVE ON.

    • skewed

      Jim Carey Photobomb clinches the "W" for Lil Black Dress

  • paul


    Bravo, Chive, you actually flew the girl out (u lucky bastards)

    • Statan

      Hope she puts out for that kind of dime.

      • anony

        for sure

  • http://twitter.com/bckwdboi @bckwdboi

    You can take the girl out of the country but you can't take the country out of the girl.

  • Brett

    Yes, she's beautiful. In fact, absolutely stunning. But I have to ask, where can I get a Jim Carrey picture like in #26

  • Not impressed

    Powder and Paint….

    • morebeer

      this girl ain't,
      So fresh and so clean,
      no need to be mean
      Lives outside the city,
      and naturally pretty
      I do have to stress
      Still looks damn good in a dress!

  • https://thechive.com ontherun1989

    #5 Chive, thank you for this beauty.

  • asdf

    One does not simply go back to the country after visiting LA

    • authorunknown

      I do it all the time. Fun to visit, not to live.

      • asdf

        The next logical step for her is porn

    • Statan

      Mmmmm. Cuntry.

    • mouchette


    • ROK247

      no, you run back as fast as you can.

  • Amanda

    #20 Lol awww poor mac!

    • blondie91

      #21 is mac cute??

      • Jen

        when he smiles.

        • http://twitter.com/GamerKitty84 @GamerKitty84

          hes hilarious even with the stoic creeper face ;D makes me laugh everytime

          • AlbinoAaron

            I have a man crush on him and I'm straight. That face makes me laugh every time.

    • shredlikeasir

      I lost my shit laughing when I saw Mac on the back of the cart, he always does the funniest stuff with the crazy stoic face of his

  • MOAR

    #20 every damn time!

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