• https://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Awwwww… thank you my darling and handsome <3Bob<3
    I love boobies!

    Oh and FIRST, yawn. Chivers, at least PRETEND to try you're faster than a troll, will ya?

    Oh! And #9 wins on so many levels….

    – the one you love to hate

    • RealZoo

      Y everybody not like u, Paula?

      • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

        That's right, everybody SHOULD be like me!

        – the one you love to hate

        • RealZoo

          I'm kind of new on here. Let's try this again. Y does everybody (seem to) despise u?

          • RayBoogs

            Use correct grammar and spelling, then people will be able to understand you.

          • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Dammit I replied twice already but my brilliant comment keeps disappearing. I've had it meow.

            • stop

              fuck you your pissing me off noone cares

              • met

                who's noone?

                • Underbaker

                  and why do they care?

              • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

                6 errors in such a small sentence…. wow.

                – the one you love to hate

        • WannaPaula?

          i'd like to stick my dick in u Paula.

          • Simon

            At least Paula isn't mayerjacoby/stann/boobies/stuf.

            And she has impeccable taste in women!

    • Dick Salad

      You have a great pair of NEEEEW YORK BOOBS!

    • WTF


    • iheartboobs

      She may suck donkey balls, but she is right about #9

    • Guest

      Don't see it, chicken stick legs and fake boobs. No, sorry.

      • http://matter.com Fkn Nick, Duh

        I'm not convinced those boobs are fake. Oh, and.. are you fucking kidding?!?!?! She's a bona fide 10.

  • Anonymous

    #39 Moar

  • Hmm

    Awesome. Glad it is that time of year.

    • duh

      look at all the reposts & butterfaces.

    • Leadbelly

      All i see is tits and teeth, nothing to get excited about

  • Rick

    KONY 2012

    • Dont'care

      Don't care

      • Care.

        go fuck yourself..

        • Dont'care

          Still don't care fuck Uganda

          • Johnny

            theChive is starting to really get filled up with assholes and trolls lately. Frankly, I'm not sure if I feel that proud of wearing the tshirt anymore.

    • J0R

      Ron Paul 2012

      Justice for the people of Uganda! KONY 2012!


      Your movement isn't gonna accomplish dick. The guy is already on the run and Obama sent 100 special forces operatives to Uganda in October to hunt him down….you're gonna have to give them little time to find him out in that fucking jungle.

  • cdanie


    • JDB85

      I would.

    • Brian

      OK. Here you go.

  • NcouthYouth

    Tan Line Tuesday is right around the corner.. I can feel it.

    • I Like Turtles

      …is it getting warmer?

  • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #35 Yeah, I've got one too meow!

    – a woody that is, not a bikini. What would I do with a bikini.

    • DaddyD

      Paula in a bikini would probably be scary enough to discourage Iran from developing nuclear weapons.

    • James

      Weird I also have a Woody

    • Rusty

      I'm not going to lie, I was pretty excited when I got a notification that I got a reply from "Paula_" the other day. Troll on, Paula…troll on.

    • Underbaker

      #27 sent me to infinity and beyond.

    • Gallus

      No bikini? So, you swim nude, then? Uh, photos?

    • http://matter.com Fkn Nick, Duh

      I don't know. Pretend to be a remotely attractive women maybe?

      • http://matter.com Fkn Nick, Duh


  • JAFitC

    There is a serenity in the gaze of #1 that makes her, well, number 1.

  • Kip33

    Need moar #39

  • Nathan

    #35 You got a friend in me…

    • Brian

      I'd like to be a friend in her.

    • Snoop a loop

      Ya I've got a woody too

  • Nathan

    Why does #5 remind me of Lil Wayne?

    • Anjin-San


      by the way she's Elisabetta Gregoraci.
      Italian gold digger

    • Matt

      She DOES! It's the askew slack-jawed "Whuuh?" facial expression.

    • Ned Plimpton

      Don't know why or how, but your comment makes absolute sense.

    • SweetDannyJ

      haha thought that too briefly. The slack jaw, and the extra low hanging bottoms

    • nash

      its the lips and the angle her heads at

  • RealZoo

    #4 #14 #17 #27…………………………Summertime, should be all of the time!!!

  • Alch

    I see this post inspiring a 'Find her' post.

    • Alch

      …and if so, please find #37

    • borrt

      FIND #17!!!!!

    • Dirty Berty

      find #2

  • Nathan

    #9 Ashley Sky? If so, awesome.

    • JAFitC

      If not, still awesome.

    • GrayDog

      It is Ashley Sky.

  • J0R

    I like #36 for she is nonchalantly wearing a thong bikini.

    • J0R

      Forgot to mention. #10 is just steamy.

    • Euhhh

      Absolutely! Rocks it too.

    • Dunny_

      I like #36 for her tight, tiny heiny.

      • its_forge

        Word, it doesn't have to be a badonkadonk to be sexy.

      • whoa

        Boy butt- where's the hips?

  • aaron

    #12 awesome and #2 FTW – find them all dammit

    • dasuperfan

      #2 I would sooo… love to kill a million babies all over her chest!!

  • MM

    #35 never thought I’d fall in love with a girl that had a woody

  • Seldi84

    #27 Annnnnd good morning Kelly Brook

    • Guest

      bing bing

  • Quantumworld

    What? No Denise milani?

  • bobby

    #25 mmmmmm 7th graders….

    • zunebeatsipod

      Okay, I admit it. I was thinking the same thing!

    • its_forge

      LOL but no, hairstyles are too sophisticated and they've all got those telltale "I was concerned about my tummy so I did crunches for 5 months straight" tummies as well, which 7th graders generally don't.

    • justaguy

      7th graders need love too…mmmmm

    • bobby

      Alright, alright…maybe they are 10th graders, then. Either way, too young for the internet!

      • Lucas


  • scotology

    My favorite part is 1 through 41

  • Dan

    #22 Now that's a beach body! #38 is the one I'd like to date, though.

    • MattKL

      The body on #22 is truely inspiring.

    • Tom

      yes id date # 38,shes beautiful and shes on a 3million dollar yacht! 🙂

    • Gusto

      Yeah, "date." Mhmm.

  • Ben

    You gotta find #2

    • AmBush_Steve

      FTW For sure, despite duckface. Needs her own post.

      • Matt

        Despite the total douche-bagette duckface and lame "I'm awesome" hand gesture cliches, the REST of this picture is stunning.

      • Datface

        What duckface?

    • http://twitter.com/budman43224 @budman43224

      Agreed,didn't even notice the duck face for 10 minutes

      • its_forge


    • petewhip

      best bewbs

  • Timmy

    #37 FTW!!

    • Anon

      This one make we wake up and rub the sleep from my eyes.

      • Guest

        Catalina otalvaro

        • Timmy

          You Sir, are a gentleman

    • SweetDannyJ


    • gor3hound

      A Colombian, as always, those girls down there are hot as hell.

  • Gazz

    #1 Uneven boobs: Would not bang

    • AmBush_Steve

      You're an idiot. It's the light. All she needs is a little equipment adjustment to look perfect.

    • Ned Plimpton

      And even if the boobs WERE uneven, you'd still bang… I would too.

    • The_Dood

      Almost all boobs are uneven, so you aren't going to be banging anyone anytime soon I guess.

    • its_forge

      Uneven boobs: Every woman on Earth.

      Standing with one knee bent which causes gravity to have more effect on one boob than the other: makes boobs look uneven when they're not.

    • JAFO

      You know how I know you're gay?

    • Homie

      Troll win

      • KYLExGOOD

        The others haven't seen enough of the imperfection memes apparently.

    • horncusker

      Bang Bang, whats that sounds, I gave you my love and you shot me down…

      Yeah, 80's

    • Gallus

      You come off like a generic keyboard critic. Uneven boobs? Who cares. By the way, lets see a pic of you. How perfect are you?

    • realistically

      she just needs to adjust the right side of her top

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