Chivette has no idea she’s about to be proposed to (5 Photos)

We wish the new couple the best adventurous sex permitted by law.

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  • jamie

    my fiance asked me to marry him at a Rally's. So this is better


    • Nicky B

      finally, an actual comment besides the douchebag "first"
      I salute you

    • dablizzack

      he was planning ahead, those 2 for 5 deals are so much food. sounds like a keeper to me.

    • DDD

      The funny thing is that you said YES to a guy who proposed to you at Rallys, any complaining from here on out is MOOT…

      • some-dude

        Your use of "moot" here is incorrect. I know people think "moot point" means something you don't need to discuss, but the actual definition of the word is "subject to debate".

        KCCO 🙂

    • A_O

      wtf is Rally's?

      • The_Dood

        Maybe you've heard of Checkers? Same thing.

        • Beckz

          haha thanks, now I can have a much better understanding of this and have a great laugh… THIS IS HILARIOUS!

      • naa

        Yeah WTF is Rally's and we don't care where your fiance asked you to marry him just for the record

        • this guy

          i agree, what is Rally's?

          no reason to be a d-bag though, naa

        • Kyle

          Rally's — think of Sonic, Dairy Queen, a fast food place.

    • The_Dood

      Did he use an onion ring?

    • that guy

      wont last

      marriage is a joke these days. why do it?

      yes im having a bad day

      • Grump


  • A

    Its alright johnny. Me and your mother are just wrestling. Go back to your couch if you want to see mickey tomorrow.

    • Tillman61

      Evil – and I laughed out loud at work. Well done to you too.

    • http://twitter.com/JHay97 @JHay97


    • saveferris1007

      That was hilarious!! It's almost like you had a camera in the hotel room with us….hmmmm

  • logan

    almost first

    • jaynecobb2

      Almost a douche bag you are

      • coinbank

        nope still a dbag

  • Martin_McFly

    Chive On!!! Congratulations!

  • Tillman61

    Well done! Best wishes to all 3 of you! KCCO

  • mrjimmyos


  • Anonymous

    I love Rally’s

  • organix85



    #5 shes too hot for him. or maybe hes really awesome. and if thats the case.. then good for you buddy

    • Shirley

      You're a jackass Obie Wan. He's probably great at foreplay and therefore deserves any woman he wants.

    • Hombre

      Agreed! She can do better.

    • Matt

      She's got a kid, extra baggage makes the attractive aim low.

      • db83

        This. She's not looking for a stud, just somebody to help pay for her kid for the next 10 years.

    • diddles

      He Out-Punted his Coverage

    • that guy

      she is not hot

    • ROK247

      anyone here familiar with the expression "out-punting his coverage?" our man joe here is out-punting his coverage. but good for you, man! very nicely done.

    • saveferris1007

      It's actually both. She probably is to hot for me but I am pretty awesome so we both win!

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    Conner's expression says it all. Well done, Joe. Chive On!

    • DDD
      • Billy

        Well thanks for the tear jerk-er at work………….

    • saveferris1007

      His reaction to the whole thing was priceless! He was just as excited and happy as she was. Thanks guys!!

    • ∂∂∂

      just awesome. what a champ.

  • Unfkngblvbl

    Congrats! All I asked my wife for, today, was a sammich.

  • SLUT

    That's awesome! i love this post 🙂

    • etcrr's goat

      I like sluts………….

  • Philip J Fry

    That kid looks so excited to get married to that man!

  • spydermonkey

    Chiving together is the secret to a long lasting marriage. Congrats!

    • saveferris1007

      It's funny how a lot of our conversations will start with either "did you go on Chive?" or"did you read that Cracked article?" Common interests are always key

  • Chiverdude40

    Congrats guys! KCCO!

  • BostonChiver.

    "Hunny, the line is too long at the castle, we'll come back another day" "Oh, NO NO NO, you made me wait for the tea-cups, this shit is going down!"

    Seriously though, awesome job!

  • Jimmy C

    You know she has a kid right?

    • twavor

      All the more reason to believe that he's a hell of a guy.

    • Ray

      What does that have to do with the price of eggs in China, you F'n wanker

    • Red

      I married one with a kid. I raised that girl, provided for her, and later put up with her teenage drama bullshit. She recently went out on here own and moved away for a terrific job opportunity. I miss her every day. I don't regret my descision, I would do it again.

    • Lowrent75

      My stepfather came into my life when I was 5. He raised three kids that were not his own and had another and never treated us any different at all. I was very lucky to have him. Stop your nonsense

    • saveferris1007

      Holy Shit, I had no idea. The responses to you ignorance is the correct way to look at this, not your shameless attempt at humor. Try a little harder next time.

  • twavor

    Congratulations to them…Seems like everyone splits up on a whim, I salute them for taking the chance on each other.

    • saveferris1007

      Appreciate that

  • Dave

    Beautiful lady, congrats.

  • Mitchiver

    Congrats. Now when do we get to see her T&A in a chive gallery?

    • Uh-oh

      Kid=stretch marks. No thanks.

      • Sarita

        Pfft you probably have more than the Duggard mom, dude.

    • saveferris1007

      I'm working on that

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      I agree… shes hot.. but taken now, apparently

  • Taco_Depot


  • SadeShadz

    #5 Congrats!

  • Sam Tom

    Dating someone with a kid is like starting from someone else’s save point.

    • Easily Impressed

      lol lol nice! I just nearly spit coffee all over my desk! Well said!

  • hump

    congrats…#3 is priceless

  • Jon

    Long happy life together congrats

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