theCHIVE is hiring a developer

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  • ksc

    didnt you want the marketing person to be your designer???

    • http://www.thechive.com Leo

      This position is not design nor marketing, it's for a developer. We have filled the marketing position.

      • Underbaker

        Can I have your job and you take the developer position?

        • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

          He doesn't HAVE a job. Neither do any of the admins of the Chive. Hell, I'm sure NOBODY who works there considers it a 'job'. Lucky fuckers!!

          – I, on the other hand, DO have a job.

          Please pick up your jaw meow.

          • Underbaker

            Me too 🙁 and lately they have actually expected me to do work, seriously cutting into my Chive Time.

            • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

              Fuck, we must be working for the same employer then….

              – the busy one

              • Underbaker

                I was the one taking pictures at the retirement ceremony this morning. (No one else can figure out how to upload pics from the camera)

  • ChaosThirteen

    Q. What do you call a web designer without a girlfriend?

    A. Homeless.

  • Blue_bronco

    Can I work remotely?

  • Stephen

    where do you apply?

    • harper

      your obviously not qualified anyways

      • Herp McDerp

        what do you know about his obviously?

  • etc4779

    Do I have to have experience? Or even know how to develop webs?

  • Spiderman

    I am overqualified.

  • BRH

    That's AJ Jacobs, a write for esquire.

    • http://www.os-am.com osam

      A damned good one too.

      • Will

        He's written a couple good books too

  • http://howtobeagenius.ca Nick

    I'd love to apply. Hell, I'd even move down to Cali for the gig. The link doesn't really have application instructions though….

  • Stephen

    That's what i am wondering… where to send resume… etc…

  • http://howtobeagenius.ca Nick

    The link doesn't have any application instructions. How would one go about applying?

    • http://howtobeagenius.ca Nick

      whoops, looks like I double posted….

    • naa

      If you can't even figure out how to Apply then this isn't the Job for you Nick

      • bobby

        I vote for Nick. Give the kid a chance.

        • bobbys friend

          i vote for bobby. for giving nick another chance.

          • etcrr's goat

            I vote for etcrr just because it would get him out of the house and give me a break…..

    • Underbaker

      Building a web page for submitting applications is the application process.

  • LucretiusCarus

    That was actually a pretty good book–The Year of Living Biblically. I certainly enjoyed it. You should all give it a read if you haven't.

  • B.Dick

    Can I fuck the female staff

    • etcrr's goat

      yes!! and any chivettes who come your way….

    • B.Dick2

      That position has already been filled.

      • Underbaker

        But I heard there was plenty of room for growth.

  • bobby

    yeah, i guess i might have time for that…what does a web developer do anyway? buuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrp.

  • James

    Hire an unemployed vet, as he/she deserves a cool job like this…

    • its okay james

      .. dont think there are very many vets up to date with todays technologies. they are vets. from world war II.. 60 years ago. but good try.

      • James

        I meant a veteran (vet.) from the war in Iraq or Afghanistan bung-hole. Stay in school.

  • Trav

    Seems like a job for Spider-Man! He develops webs through the wonders of science. You should ask Spider-Man…

  • Jeff

    Dang, my mom said I could be what I wanted so I became a Soldier, that b*tch should have just said be a developer, CHIVE ON without me 🙁

  • MacNCheesePro

    Developer is different than designer. One uses Photoshop, the other uses an IDE like CF Builder, Eclipse, Visual studio, depending on what you program in.

    • hmd

      Also, one builds websites, the other draws pretty pictures of websites

  • MacNCheesePro

    Damn, more than I make and I am a system admin and web developer. Only thing is, I only know a quarter of what you have on there. I have background in a lot of Adobe based technologies (non photoshop) and MS based stuff. Plus, I'm on the other side of the country. Oh well…

  • Victim

    Spiders? The chive is looking for a spider? Cool ican get you one at petsmart!

  • etcrr's goat

    I think you should hire Stan, aka etcrr that douche would love a job…..

  • Jezdezpez

    As long as it's NOT PHP!

  • ksc

    chive…why, why must you make a chive pinterest website. come on guys

  • luke

    Make sure you get someone who can develop for mobile. You're app sucks donkey balls.

  • Professor Eff

    Hey, isn't that A.J. Jacobs?

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