Nailed it. (27 photos)

  • 6_Crack_rocks

    #2 ahh, the immaculate conception!

    • I_Love_You_

      i'm not suprised she's a virgin with that beer belly..;)

    • Voice or reason

      I think it's neat that millions of people root their lives based on the belief that a woman was impregnated, without sexual intercourse, with the son of God. It's extra neat that this "happened" during a time when adultery was punished by a stoning death. Yeah, neat is the word we'll go with.

    • Yo Yo Ma

      Reminder: the "Immaculate Conception" refers to Mary being born without original sin and not that she bore a child despite being a virgin. Anyway, it's all a bunch of horseshit anyway.

      • Greg

        Oh yes Horseshit it it is.

    • JohnD

      Hahaha. Nailed it!

    • Brian P.

      Apparently not enough immaculate contraception.

  • thaomeow

    #11, not going to lie, was not expecting that. Lol.

    • Anthony Young

      Nearly fell off my chair laughing lol

    • tapsnapornap

      Me neither, and that's why it's so full of win!!!

    • Don't Tase Me Bro!

      You should post as a chivette!

      • thaomeow

        Is this directed towards me? If so, maybe someday. 😉

        • Don't Tase Me Bro

          Yes. Yes it is.

        • LucretiusCarus

          I hope "someday" means 12 hours ago.

        • CharlieG_TX

          Go for it!

  • arTee

    #2 Baby Jesus?

  • Megan

    Again, lots of repeat pictures…

    • Endo

      Repeat comment.

    • vindi

      Perhaps Megan can entertain us with some new pictures of herself or with a friend.

      • Urethra Franklin

        What if Megan is #22 Still want those pics?

        • vindi

          Maybe if she is stuck in a tire swing or something of that nature that I can laugh at.

          • kodakkid

            Thank's Vindi my screen is now covered in coffee

    • JHL1

      #17 Meanwhile, one hour later….

  • Kyle

    #24 So true!

    • StickyWickets

      should say .50

    • Idius

      I see you forgot about the sales tax!

  • Zedhere

    #22 Surprise Rape.

    • 0331

      Isn't that the guy from Alcatraz?

    • Grimm

      It's not rape if you yell surprise.

    • Theresa

      Its not rape if there's confetti

    • gbody

      Is that a man or a woman?

  • saltygary

    #19 WTF.!

    "OMG little Bobby is talking about killing bums with his friends"

    • Sean

      WTF is "prolapsing my colon?" I'm afraid to google cause I'm sure I might see something that can't be unseen.

      • GernBlansten

        You have good reason to be afraid…..

      • saltygary

        No doubt, but Sex BBQ sounds fabulous.

        • tapsnapornap

          as good as butt-touching cookies?

    • Byron_Black

      I wouldn't be surprised. Little Bobby is a bad egg.

  • sdawson22

    #13 wonna nail it!!

  • Jayavc

    #22 Yeah, maybe if you are breaking my leg, like the crazy lady in Misery…

    • BSS

      Priceless. Almost peed my pants.

    • SquirePete

      Fuck me, I just blew snot I laughed so hard. Now my boss is laughing at me!!

  • MarthaJeane

    #22 In the phrase "Please NO!"

    • Matty P

      only if her name is HELP!!!!!!!

    • Jack_LeMac

      How is everyone so convinced that's a woman? Seriously, if you added some thick stubble you would have Hurley from Lost

  • goodguysfan

    Broken shoulder in 3…2…1… #16

    • vindi

      It's an AK, it's not like she is shooting something powerful.

    • lemurfart

      i was thinking more along the line of yea sure shell hurt the hell out of her shoulder but shes holding the magazine. i hate it when people with guns don't show people who don't know what they are doing how to properly and safely use a weapon.

      • Brody

        Gripping the magazine of ak47 is perfectly normal. It's actually more comfortable than gripping the wood foregrip, especially if you have shorter arms. Clearly you have never fired one. Other wise you would know.

    • Elan

      Honestly, I'm kind of tired of this whole "let's take a picture of a girl shooting a gun because they don't know how to hold it, lol!" phase. This is like the fifth different girl TheChive has posted doing the same thing, and the punchline wasn't even that funny before it became a fad.

    • tone

      I saw this pic and thought… hrmm, that looks familiar – then realized I'd just fired the exact same gun at the same range last week. It's at a range at the Cu Chi tunnels in Vietnam. My wife, who is Chinese and has a very petite build had a go… with hilarious consequences!

      • Matt

        I had the same dejavu as well and referred to my Cu Chi tunnels pics from a few years back as well and there it was…great firing range.

  • Fun_with_Numbrs

    Looks like Brad needs car insurance.

    • 0331

      That and a pitbull in front of your house, and no one will think your worth robbing.

  • perl

    #27 .. well i guess you're helping..

    • Groggy

      "Everybody chill the fuck out, I got this!"

  • uru

    #22 of course i remember you, jorge garcia from Lost

  • BuffaloJustSayin

    #2 As in THE virgin Mary? I always pictured her so differently with the statutes and paintings and all.

    • JHL1

      No, that's the virgin Connie Swail

  • AxeEmJacks

    #3, I imagine this is similar to how sherpas feel when pushing others to summit

  • Fun_with_Numbrs

    Snooki? Is that you?

    • GernBlansten

      WAY classier than Snooki

    • CosmoKramerTheAssMan

      How can you see IN the toilet??

    • isdookie

      I think she's more like "is-dookie" . Lol

  • passwordistaco

    #6 A wooden hanger? You know they had plenty of wire ones in the trailer.

    • tapsnapornap

      don't you have to go to the dry cleaners to get those?

    • Ouch

      Gotta save the wire ones for #2

  • BuffaloJustSayin

    #19 Speaking of PMC. Thanks for the reminder.

  • FuckUSD

    God I love the Chive

  • GernBlansten

    #8 No wonder you lose weight eating that shit.

    • ChelseaRules

      Yo dog, I heard you like bulimia…

  • Sean N.

    Alex Pardeeeeeeeee.

  • Brian


    $1.05 with tax.

    • jer

      $1.08 with tax where I am at… Phoenix has a 9.3% sales tax rate and a 2% food tax, gotta love it

  • passwordistaco

    #19 Where are these teens?! …………..seriously where?

    • Master_Rahl

      apparently, they're out killing bums.

    • Bill

      Anyone else suddenly interested in having a sex barbeque?

    • shwinggg

      Obviously out prolapsing their colons at the sex BBQ

  • Maynard B.

    #22- *insert name* get the fuck off me, I can't breathe!!!

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