#33 Umm lets try Chivette of the year!

    • Birdhaus32

      Sweet Lord yes!

    • Martin_McFly

      Agreed. Hand's down the best I've seen.

    • thereugo

      She's smokin' hot, no doubt, but IMO that lip ring's gotta go.

      • MICHAEL

        thats my favorite part

    • Martin_McFly

      Agreed. Hands down the best I've ever seen.

    • DoomsDayDub

      Give us black KCCO tees!

      • MICHAEL

        agreed! Don't make me bootleg them CHIVE!!

      • StickyWickets

        and can can we get some 100% cotton?

        • Seriously

          Make it yourself, lazy bitch…

    • mark

      Don't be absurd. Tara and Alaina were both hotter, and those are just two recent ones.

      • Trav1121

        You are entitled to your opinion… even tho, it is obviously waaaaaay wrong.

        • MICHAEL

          @ Mark….Hurts so good doesn't it?

    • Xen002

      May we have this in 1920 x 1200 please? 🙂

    • JOHN

      extremely hot, but I would be interested to see her w/o make up.

  • taylor bay


    I want you to draw me like one of your French girls

    • Bud

      That is the first time anyone has ever used that joke on this website.

    • Tomas

      He forgot the lip ring.

    • Tomas

      "Oh, I thought you wanted me to draw you like one of those french FRIES." 😡

    • Curly

      I lol'd at this

      • Moe

        Stop…just stop. You "laughed out louded"? Two fingers in the eyes and a bonk on the head.

  • Jennifer

    #16, #32

    so close, Mac. Better luck next time

    • mcsailor

      Mac is the bomb!

      • sneakypete

        its hilarious how Mac always get the shaft! gotta love it

        • http://twitter.com/shitithinkup @shitithinkup

          It appears Erin got the shaft… At least Mac got to watch

    • Nickincollege

      One of these days Mac… one of these days.

    • penguin slayer

      Can we just get mac a hooker an get it over with?

    • lkasdklj

      in other news.. Bob is shredded? *tips hat*

    • Lia

      Mac is fine

      • http://twitter.com/GamerKitty84 @GamerKitty84

        Mac is fine…and that gif was great ;D This whole Gallery was great!

  • jamison


    my weather girl does not look like this. my weather girl is a 55 year-old man

    • Martin_McFly

      Simply put. Erin has the most amazing Breasts I've ever seen.

    • obi-too

      move to L.A.

    • aha

      weather should be the new 'hot-girl profession'…

    • sneekyb13

      "There must be rain in the forecast, I'm all wet."

  • I Love Rooster

    Pass…would not bang.

    • https://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      You know how I know?

      • I Love Rooster

        Just not into attention whores.

        • ChelseaRules

          I think it's because you love cock…

          …I mean, rooster.

    • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

      Your man card has officially been revoked.

      • I Love Rooster

        Didn't know the definition of a man was drooling and lusting over some girl with daddy issues who feels she needs to pose half naked for a bunch of horny frat boys on a website in order to get the attention and compliments she craves or otherwise she feels as if she is a worthless human being. Which in all honesty you all know if she was ugly or even an average girl then none of you would give a shit about her. She's an object because that is all she's making herself out to be by doing this. When she does something actually worth while besides push her tits closer to the camera then let me know.

        • GoodNuf

          I disagree. I am not and was never in a frat.

        • Bud

          Wow, so welcome to the chive. It's about posting pictures of funny shit and attractive women. If you're looking for a date go to match.com (from what I can tell, you might want to start with the bottom half of that barrel)

        • bob the builder

          So at 1st I was thinking, you must like the cock, and after readying that, I know that you must like the cock, Erin Is smoking hot.

        • Andy

          Says the guy who loves rooster/cock.

        • BostonChiver.

          You just made a lot of claims about a girl you don't know. What if she has a good relationship with her dad, has a shit load of self confidence and know she's smoking fucking hot? If you were able to get a girl that looked like this I don't think you'd be reacting like you are right now. Also, clean up your run on sentences, it hurt my eyes.

          • Julie

            you win

          • ChelseaRules

            Why is it that any girl who knows she's a fox automatically has daddy issues?

          • nj2def

            Well played my man

        • Yessirr


        • The Cock

          He loves me, what can I say? He likes it when I smush my purple bull dog cheeks against his forehead.

        • OhThankGod!

          So… why are you even here?

          • JHL1

            He's here for the Chivers payback the chivettes posts.

        • dudee

          why do people go on this site to find pictures that girls send, click on threads of pictures that girls send, then look at all the pictures that the girl sends, then comment on the pictures that the girl sent in talking shit on attention whores and saying girls suck for sending in pics? I think you are in fact the attention whore hmmmmm

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1004071857 Matt Gabrielson

          What does all that shit have to do with her looks? For all I know, she's a fucking Mormon, but that doesn't mean I can't enjoy these photos and consider her hypothetically bang-able. It's just… no.

      • Guest


      • Adam

        LOL, you know you're a punk bitch when your man card is revoked by a woman.

    • Ray

      By his own admission?

    • edwardo

      nasty lip ring

    • truth

      I think you spelled 'could' wrong.

    • ekgraider

      Is it because you love cock?

    • SKP

      People! Let's stop ripping on this guy and be more amazed by the fact a completely blind person is able to use the internet and type sentences!

  • Sarah d.

    #22, #23, #29, #31

    rofl, well played, chive


      Are you really rolling on the floor laughing Sarah? Did you really not see it coming? Or did you, like the rest of us, see where their unoriginal bit was going the minute the photo series began.

      • Taylor

        I think this guy is upset because he got trolled by The Chive. LOL.

      • figleaf

        FWIW, I thought it was a riot! Predicting that it would end with "NOW KISS!" or some $hit. The stick figure was better.

        • JHL1

          I expected it to be blank. Who would have time to paint in that situation?

      • john long

        oh shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut up

    • Chris

      She's very hot.
      Thanks guys for not photo shopping out the stretch marks on upper legs and top of boobs on the phone booth pics. Thats how real women with curves look. The internet needs more of this.

    • https://www.facebook.com/mckee.travis Travis McKee

      haha so good

    • bud

      #29 was the funniest part. but im also really high

  • Trav1121

    #5 and #8 and #10 are freaking amazing! Erin for Chivette President! Damn, she is just too fine!

    • magrin

      i have a new fake future wife.

  • http://twitter.com/kfbooth08 @kfbooth08

    Would give just about anything to hear the laugh that comes with that killer smile.

    • Dan

      With our luck, it would sound like Fran Drescher.

      • Adam_R

        I can attest to this. We're all in luck. No Fran laugh here, only complete adorableness 🙂

  • Skermitt

    #28 Dear Jesus… she is smokin' hawt!

  • Martin_McFly

    #30 My God… I can't… look away!

    • Petergriffin

      Badly uneven shaped eyebrows. That bugs me for some reason.

      • TBT

        You know how I know you're gay?

      • ROR

        You know what it might be? It might be because your mouth is wrapped around a dick.

  • blue_bronco

    Bill Fucking Murray is signing the "Take Me out to the Ballgame" right now at the Cubs game. WGN


    • Trav1121

      I never thought I would say this but BFM is second fiddle to Erin right now. Spotlight is just shining too damn brightly on her atm. Angelic woman, she is.

    • Unfkngblvbl

      …like, for deaf people?

  • Taco_Depot

    #32 hahaha. Also — she's extremely attractive. duh.

  • The Truth

    #9 How does she not tip over with those proportions?? Love the hair whip

    • Unfkngblvbl

      great ass…great boobs = balanced proportions

      • Lotus

        Her boobs are bigger than her ass, which is actually unusual. She's top-heavy for sure not balanced

    • JHL1

      It's all in the wrist.
      Oh wait… that's fapping… I dunno.

  • dedubs

    The things I would do… #24 #33

    • login

      I would take on more debt than the US government just to use her toothbrush.

  • Still Sad Chiver

    #30 Those eyes!!!!

  • Wet_tosti

    #19 Boobs and Beer!

    • some-dude

      It's like Total Recall but with beers

  • http://twitter.com/mercalana @mercalana

    Love #32. Love. Hahahahaha.

    • http://twitter.com/GamerKitty84 @GamerKitty84

      Mac makes it hilarious everytime

  • Ray


    Wifey material yo

  • chicago

    #26 this pic screams: Sex
    #18 though is best pic: pretty face and what a big smile

  • KeepinCalm

    #14 You all must hate your jobs :p

    • Jaba

      Even with the stretch marks all over the place she is still hot.

      • sigh

        those things would hit the ground without the help of her push up bra.

        smokin hot but disappointed a bit

      • KeepinCalm

        I noticed that too…just part of having REAL and abundant (beautiful) bewbs. Put the hustler down and come back to reality.

      • ChelseaRules

        I was actually going to mention how I liked that she had stretch marks. It shows that hot chicks went through puberty, too!
        Girls these days have to feel like they have absolutely no flaws or they're disgusting, and guys tend to perpetuate that kind of unattainable perfection.
        Stretch marks are just something that happens during puberty and they definitely don't mean you're fat. If anything, guys should be on the look out for stretch marks to make sure what he's hitting on is, in fact, a woman of legal age.

    • HatBomb

      Well, I crammed into a phone booth with one of the hottest women around, she was in her underwear, and then we took pictures. And then I drank some beers and made my intern sit in a bath tub with a wetsuit on. Pretty standard, just the old daily grind.

      • KeepinCalm

        not to mention she had her tush pressed firmly against Bob…I'd walk with a limp for a week.

    • dammit

      stretch marks on the boobs. sigh.

      • Anon

        posting over and over with different names doesn't fool anyone.

      • bm00re

        Seriously?… You should be punched.

        • bm00re

          Stretch marks guy i mean.

          • Anon

            haha thanks for specifying 😉

  • Ray


  • guest

    #7 Love how her legs go on to make a perfect ass of themselves

    • Ed Wood

      she has no ass homey, sry truth hurts-

      • ROR

        You do know that the amazing thing at the top of her legs is called an ass, right?

  • Chivin' Dutchman

    Wow….. just wow.

  • BrazilJiuJitsu

    She is F***ing stunning…eyes, hair, tattoos and of course, bbbbbbbeeeewwwwwwwwwbbbbbsssssssss

    • ROK247

      i want to rip her shirt off and let them bad boys breathe a little bit. they seem like they need to run free.

  • bless1

    #6- hot!!!! just gloss those puppies up one time!

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