• BabyFart Magizax

    #3 you look amazing

    • hotdog neck

      I will do sex to her.

      • aaaa

        I will do sex to myself while looking at her

    • SDCableGuy

      Her secret is safe with me!

    • Dick Salad

      Left water running 2/10 would not bang!

    • bjizzle

      This reminds me too much of the bridesmaids food poisoning scene…

    • biggles

      backpage pose

    • KennyKenken

      #63 needs to be up here too c'mon…..

    • Dillon

      Call me!!!

  • Fall

    Women, you beautiful creatures!

    • Ron_burgandy

      Exactly what I was thinking the entire time I was scrolling through these.

    • chronicLSD

      #71 is mesmerizing

  • BabyFart Magizax

    #68 oh my lord!!!

    • Melace

      I don't know who the 3202 boys are, but I'm jealous of them.

      • yeah i said it

        I'm in 3206 if she's talking Aussie Post code…

        I need more!!!!!

      • Guest

        I wish I was above her in 4202.

    • Tomas

      Agreed… #68 and #23 do it for me. By far the two best of the bunch!!! B)

      • Tomas

        AAAAAANNNNNDDDDDD…. I think these two should be in HI-RES ASAP, and BOTH made Chivettes of the Month for April and May!!! B)

    • yeah i said it

      MOAR!!!!
      and the front please….
      kindly from 3206

    • Joseph

      That's my ex wife

  • hump

    My God do I love women!

    • Allex

      i know alot of u jus want to have sex with these women but id think it be better if they just sat on my face for a while

  • akbrown006

    #76
    JEAN… I want out of the friendzone.

    • Trav1121

      Damn! She is lookin' fine, isn't she? Well done, Ms. Jean!

    • Gene

      JEAN…you're trying too hard.

    • jean.

      good lord..

      • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

        That's funny, you look just like the girl in #76!

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – Fan testimonial: "Paula plz for the love all dat is holy I'm born n raised here in Maui n half da reason I get on thechive is to see da arguments n comments from u. Plz plz plz post a pic or email cuz ur either a dude or a real hottie. – islandboi"

        • jean.

          hmmm.. and we have the same name too. wtf is up with that?

      • akbrown006

        yes and good Friday.

    • Rick_

      I settle for the friend zone… to start.

    • Dick Salad

      This makes my inner kitten purr!

    • billyBADass420

      MUAHAHA sorry guys..its all friendzone for her,( until I screw up that is..) Damn I'm lucky.. See you soon beautiful šŸ˜‰

      • jean.

        <3 Love you.

        • billyBADass420

          Love you!

          • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

            BillyGetsNoAss?

            Hugs,
            Paula
            – the one with the huuuuge ass…..

            • billyBADass420

              Paula..always trying to start shit.. I'm just going to kcco, bunch of bag of dicks tsk tsk tsk

              • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

                So it's confirmed then, you get no ass. It's OK.

                Hugs,
                Paula
                – Fan testimonial: "How many people here already wished Paula to die? Or told her "to go play in traffic"? And then you thump each other up. Not just today. And now you people call her dumb or a psycho? "Kill it, kill it with fire!" is one of the most overused and lame memes in this forum. Did you ever call those uncreative posters psychos?"

            • St8ThugCrackRock69

              Word paula get off my homies backside (that's where I belong) you don't mess with homies that have gangsta names and drug insinuations

              • billyBADass420

                So now you resort to making fun of my profile name..haha are you 15? This site is for big boys.. Oh btw you have the same type "gangsta name and drug insinuations" stop whats the problem here?

                • St8ThugCrackRock69

                  Oh bless your heart! You fell hard for the troll trap and gave me a few worthwhile laughs. Time to take the jacket and tie off so I can head home. Your reactions were worth it though and make me seriously doubt jeans taste in men lol…

                  • billyBADass420

                    Yeah your awesome guy.. šŸ™‚

                  • jean.

                    Don't you know, Paula is the only troll we accept around here.. tits or GTFO.

                    • Ekajevans

                      I think you being the only chivette that I see who sends pictures to Chive and comments almost daily makes you superior to any other Chivette.

                    • jean.

                      <3. I love being a part of the chive community.

                    • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

                      <3

                      Hugs,
                      Paula
                      – Wait, what!? "acceptable troll"? That's not how it's supposed to work!!1!

                    • http://www.blacksonblondes.com Simon Phoenix

                      You might just be hero(ine) now .. LOL ..

                      Brightened my Friday .. Thanks Jean.

            • jean.

              he gets it. Every day, at least once.

              • Anon.

                And that right there is enough to shit anyone up. Thank you for sharing, love the glasses.

                • Anon.

                  *shut*

              • DanforReal

                You pride yourself in that? Good job for being a good Banghole! ^^

                • jean.

                  He's my fiancée, so I don't see a problem with it. Do you pride yourself on being judgmental and self righteous?

                  • John

                    This could be the best thread I've read on thechive… Jean u r gorgeous but billybadass needs to kcco. Crackrock was just havin fun. At his hilarious name… Maybe he's more awesome in person. Everyone gets tired of those couples that share their love with the world. Posting I love you . No I love you all over the Internet. Keep that shit too ur selves. Oh and thanks for the pics šŸ™‚

                    • goatpunch

                      dammit you summed up everything I was going to say. Ol billy boy really didn't get it. Glad you got jean to submit a pic, billy. Sorry you seem like such a tool. At this point I'm sure jean is tired of hearing this from anyone who has known jean ever, but what's one more. "please don't marry him." That is all.

              • Ned_Plimpton

                Well you obviously know how to pick a winner…. Somebody who's gotta brag to a bunch of faceless people on the internet about his sex life.

                You're very pretty, but common… You can throw a rock out the window and hit someone better.

                • just sayin

                  It looks to me like quite a few people would have to disagree with you on that one there bud. also, you're kind of disgracing the chive name with your ass wipe comment.

                  I'm betting there are no windows to throw rocks out of in your moms basement, so you should just settle for what you can get..

                  • SilkySapper

                    People aren't disagreeing with him, they actually agree with what he said (hence the thumbs up)… The only reason people would disagree is because they want to see more of her tits. that is all

                    • jean.

                      well this entire thread has made me loose my faith in the chive community.. I don't want to be a part of something so mean and hateful.

                      enjoy hitting your prettier girls out the window.

                    • Cmfoxes5

                      Such a shame that one person can ruin such a good thing for everyone else.. I hate to see ya go, but i love to watch you leave. šŸ™‚

                    • Be~ry

                      This is the most pointless thread, full of trolls and hateful comments.. What has happened to the chivers? Just scroll the DAR and chive on.. btw jean you are gorgeous and I'm sure yore man meant no harm by saying I love you, etc etc

                    • Boom!_Headshot!

                      Don't feed the trolls. their attention span is shorter than their tools, so they will be gone in a bit. only the real chivers will remain (and Paula, but there is always an exception to any rule)

                      Jean, KCCO

                    • Delted Fiance

                      Later whore.

                    • nice try there bud

                      you spelled deleted wrong genius.

                    • Ned_Plimpton

                      lose*

                    • Ned's Mom

                      speaking of your virginity, when are you getting rid of that?

  • BabyFart Magizax

    #52 nice undies

    • Trav1121

      Still one of the greatest humps on the internet! Never get tired of lookin at this.

    • billyjack13

      delicious

  • Glenn

    #13 You are obviously friends with a gay guy! He'd be CRAZY not to get with that!

    • Tony

      Could be the wedding ring on her finger…

      • Ryan

        My thoughts exactly. It's very possible he isn't a douche and has morals.

        • Hokie08

          Wedding rings are usually on your left hand. None of those look like a wedding band.

          • Ryan

            Maybe my eyes are just really bad, but it appears that there is a ring on her left hand. If I am wrong I will ground myself from the internet for one week.

            • dddd

              Keep in mind we don't know what her face looks like guys…

            • douche

              Its in the mirror so it would be her right hand that is holding the camera

              • Trav1121

                Hahaha what? No no, you silly douche. It is her left hand. And if it isn't a wedding ring then she is making a dangerous social faux pas.

                • derp

                  How to look like an asshole: call someone a silly douche for being wrong, when you are the one who is wrong.

                  Go find a mirror, hold your phone with your right hand and snap a picture. Once you are done, come on back and apologize for being an ass hat.

                  • Trav1121

                    If I am wrong, I am sorry. Won't be the last time. And the dude posted his name as 'douche', so technically I just called him silly. The derps defending the douches… It really is the end of the world. Next will be dogs and cats living together. Mass hysteria!

                    • https://www.facebook.com/kurt.mcleod Kurtis McLeod

                      Fortunately for everyone, that's not on her ring finger… but it is on her left hand. Jaw-drop-worthy body and using this as ammunition to hop out of the Friendzone? Definitely worth every second of time he was offered… If he doesn't bite, he's either blind, dumb, or gay.

                    • Cavok

                      Look again sir.

                      Index Finger- Top of phone
                      Middle finger- Center of phone under camera
                      Ring Finger- Bottom of phone. (With ring on it)
                      Pinky Finger- under neath phone half bent.

                      He is a good man for not cheating. Get a divorce crazy girl.

                    • goatpunch

                      No YOU look again. As previously explained, wedding rings are worn on the left. If you take a pic in the mirror, what you are holding in your right looks like ur left. So her cell phone hand is definitely her right hand. Also even if it WAS the left the pic is too blurry to tell if it's a wedding ring or not

                    • SilkySapper

                      Actually, you have no idea where she is from, so how do you know if she is married or not? In Germany and other parts of Europe, a wedding ring is worn on the right hand, not the left.

            • J.mack

              It's in a mirror….. Right handed ring, her friend is gay. And I would hit that all night!!! She is HOT

          • thatguy

            MIrror image there, genius…

      • cct

        wrong hand

      • Jim D.

        It is pretty obvious she is looking into a mirror, SO, she is holding the phone with her right hand and the ring on her left hand is on her middle finger. Not sure why the guy isn't interested. She clearly has a smoking body!!

        • Elan

          But her face?

      • lonin

        Wrong finger geniuses. That ring is on her middle finger.

      • Tom

        There is no ring on her left hand. hes crazy to not get with her

      • bdg

        Doesn't bother me,I have one on my left finger!

    • hump

      or he realizes she's bat shit crazy

    • Texan

      Everyone remember that a mirror puts everything on the other side. That isn't a wedding ring at all, but it is a beautiful woman in front of you. Thank you #13! and good luck getting out of the zone. (Also you can tell by the buttons on her shirt the image is reversed)

      • JH88

        The ring is on her left hand. The mirror doesn't change anything. Put your phone in your left hand and take a picture in the mirror. It doesn't magically become your right hand.

        • derp

          Why don't you go find a mirror, put your phone in your right hand and take a photo. let us know how it works out for you

        • goatpunch

          YES IT DOES! I JUST TRIED IT!

        • SilkySapper

          Doesn't matter because in many parts of Europe they wear a wedding ring on the right hand… she could be German

        • s510

          Finally, someone with a brain. At least 5 people should be extremely embarrassed. She is just someones wife looking for compliments online. Everyone likes to be complimented.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=596932485 Warren Coe Meadows

      Send that picture to me and I will let you out of the friendzone! šŸ˜€

    • Dapper_Dave

      Could be a Butter face….

    • ddd

      could be bullshit text on a stolen picture

    • SDCableGuy

      I would have at least promoted her to Friendwithbenefitszone!

    • Ray

      Agreed he is gay

    • pmtip

      Several possible explanations:
      1. The obvious one. He prefers guys.
      2. You got drunk with him one evening and said that you would never swallow or do anal.
      3. He's fucking your best friend behind your back and doesn't know how to tell you.
      4. He prefers fat chicks.
      5. Your personality is as ugly as your body is beautiful.
      6. Your face is as ugly as your body is beautiful.
      7. He had his balls shot off in the Gulf War and doesn't think he is worthy of you.
      8. He has the IQ of a wet turnip.

      There are probably other explanations, but these seem the most probable.

      • DrGarnicus

        #2's awesome. #3, good. 5 & 6, gold!

        • DrGarnicus

          I meant your replies, but, hey, nice surprise using the old "pound" sign as it were. Clever Chive pun, that is!

      • emma

        or maybe he just likes someone else?

    • Scott

      First of all to all the dumbfucks here that is her left hand holding the camera, whether it is a wedding ring or not is another story, but if you think that is her right hand, please go drown yourself in the toilet bowl and stop breathing our valuable oxygen.

      Second, honey if you want to know what's wrong, my question would be, how ugly is your face and did you show up on his doorstep looking like this?

      • Tommy

        You sound super smooth with the ladies. Probably super popular too.

      • Scott4PRES

        Awesome speech blow job.

      • yoo

        I'm sorry but please just try it yourself in the mirror…that is her right hand holding the camera. You are stupid, stop calling people dumbfucks and go swallow some hippo cum

    • http://www.facebook.com/dustin.b.willis Dustin Willis

      Its nice to see regardless of what hand the ring is on that some of us do still have morals and give a crap. Faith in humanity slightly restored.

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003042500740 David Munjar

      agreed!

    • Ray

      Probably the wedding ring!

    • Rob

      Perhaps your friend just isn't ready to settle down with one girl, and has decided not to lose a good friend by eventually dumping you for a new girl.

    • http://www.facebook.com/heyitscarlos Carlos

      Who would have thought the average Chiver would not be aware of how mirrors work. Everyone saying she has a wedding/engagement ring on needs to facepalm with a handful of super glue.

    • jay

      he is gay

    • NoeH831

      I was curious myself about the whole left hand right hand thing too so I actually had to take a pic myself. A camera lens reverse the image to begin with and the mirror flips it. I have text on my shirt that was still backwards but my left hand was on the left. That is not a wedding ring, sorry sweetie…probably gay or stupid, great bod though!

      • SilkySapper

        Who says she's American? in many parts of Europe the wedding ring is worn on the right hand… She could be German.

    • Mike

      Nothing, just going for the wrong guy

    • bulletproof

      Hes a fucking moron or fag one ill be more than your friend any day baby

  • Martin_McFly

    #29 Oh Ava.. you're Godsmackingly Beautiful!!

    • JH88

      Who is this Ava?

      • Duh

        She is the hot one in the pic. #29

  • BabyFart Magizax

    #6 holy hump

    • ted

      best one on here….

  • Martin_McFly

    #6 Oh jeez… she's nice!

  • Tony

    #36 We need more of you please!

    • Anthony

      -6000 pts.

    • dedubs

      moar, but without the stupid piercings.

    • Justin

      Yes we do!!!

      • Attaxia

        Agreed… MOAR

  • CosmoKramerTheAssMan

    Sexy Chivers, baseball's opening day, sunny weather, Friday, almost time for a beer for those of us at work…holy SHIT, what an awesome afternoon!! CHIVE ON FROM MN!!

  • Glenn

    #93 and WE love YOU! MOAR!

    • https://www.facebook.com/shaunlm19 Shaun Lucas Morris

      yes MOAR!

      • PGASD

        Not a 1st timer though

  • Jeff

    #23 you stopped me from scrolling. So beautiful!

    • Tomas

      Incredible!!! <3

    • KeepCalmDriveOn

      She burned the panties…time to burn the bra

    • Dave

      Must have more! Smoking hot!

    • Boobs4theWIN

      Maybe Chive should start a "burn the panties" section !?!?!?

    • Fact

      Becca?

  • BabyFart Magizax

    #16 I'd bounce that

    • askdfg

      oh #16 I believe you, but some chivers won't. So you might as well send in a video to prove it. Just saying…

      • Jeaa

        But clean your damn house first

    • Kevin J

      Yes, send a video!! And many, MANY moar pics!!!

    • Thorton Melon

      #7, #16, #31, #52, #61, #74
      Are very bounceable as well

    • jeff donuts

      omg love white girls with big asses

      • Jay

        They're the best.

  • KCCO

    #2, #37, #79, #92

    sexy chivettes & alcohol, great combo

    • ThatOneGuy

      #37 She doesnt always drink beer, but when she does she prefers to be friggin hot.

    • djp

      #2 Finish that bottle and hold that thought.

  • Jeff

    #96, I'll put this as succinctly as possible: MOAR!!!

    • nunya

      best one this week.

  • etcrr

    #29 love the legs Ava

    • fuck stan

      shut up you sick creep!

      • I am stan

        I dont understand, aren't these types of comments how guys get laid?

  • Jeff

    #83, beautiful eyes & face AND a exceptional body!

  • http://twitter.com/Sethput @Sethput

    #13 you aren't doing it wrong… He is just probably gay.

    • Trav1121

      You sure he isn't blind? There is NOTHING wrong there. Lotta rights.

    • Jeff

      Agree… she sent the pic to a gay guy.

    • USMC2K3

      Stop wearing the wedding ring. Either way, I'm in

      • VertigoElation

        Picture is reversed due to mirror. The "wedding ring" is on the wrong hand.

        • SilkySapper

          only if you're American, in Germany and other parts of Europe, the wedding ring is worn on the right hand

        • S510

          You are an IDIOT.

    • VertigoElation

      I second that.

    • pufffdragon

      Whoever noticed the wedding ring is also gay. Seriously, what heterosexual male would notice something like that.

    • chiver

      Agreed!! You are nothing short of perfect! Any man who denied himself of you is obviously gay.

    • Insnsprtn

      Another one here who agrees he must be gay. I sure wouldn't let you stay in the friend zone!

    • lilbutt

      Your wearing a wedding ring?

  • Ryan

    #72 is absolutely stunning!

  • http://twitter.com/jahrodnz @jahrodnz

    #3 WOW. Please may we have more? Stunning!

    • CaptainInsano

      I skipped 4-whatever

    • SamsungKid

      Amazing!

  • YaHeard

    #13 The person you sent the picture too is gay

    • Andyman

      Or the ring on your left ring finger…

      • Martin_McFly

        Oh… man.. i laughed and agreed.. but then I remembered its a mirror.. its on the right hand.

        • Trav1121

          Wouldn't there have to be two mirrors for that to be her right hand?

          • Martin_McFly

            If Im wrong, I'll be the first to admit defeat… but I really think its the right hand.. go snap a picture of yourself in the mirror using your right hand to hold the camera… and you'll end up with your camera hand being in the right side of the frame. I swear I wish it were her left hand cause that shit would be funny. But I just don't think its so. Regardless — Chive On!

            • tapsnapornap

              You're right, if the pic hasn't been flipped. Lol, impossible to tell!

            • SilkySapper

              Only if she's American, which we have no proof of. Germans wear the wedding ring on the right hand… just saying, you can't prove it.

            • s510

              You are wrong!

    • VedHead77

      Married her best friend. He took it literally. And the ring is on her left hand because bed pillows only fall off of the right side of the bed. Newton proved it.

  • DoomsDayDub

    #85 – Dem eyes!

    • ThatOneGuy

      Holy crap those eyes are gorgeous!!!!

      • Nemo Hoes

        Them eyes…are fake

        • kcco

          you sir are an idiot. they are gorgeous.

  • etcrr

    #68 beautiful and sexy

    • etcrr's goat

      I am sure that she wants to hang out with you too!

      • I am stan

        If I creepily comment on enough pictures girls will like me

        • http://www.blacksonblondes.com Simon Phoenix

          HOw did you NOT get +100 for that comment. FREAKING HILARIOUS!

    • Jesse

      #79 do you go to Osu that town house looks familiar

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