• dennis

    #29, #30, #42,

    The internet is done for the week 🙁

    • nyr

      nice work

    • RY!

      i just wanna take country girl for a turkey hunt!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/cavok Cody Klein

      Good job internet. Crack a beer and have a good weekend off. See you at work next week.

    • xavi00

      #30 dam girl ur fine.

      • fact checker

        so why did the tumblr come down?

    • TheAutomaticMan

      Earlier in the week, when this gif debuted, i asked John for a still frame of this….. he delivered. All hail John in his infinite glory and wisdom.

      • JHL1

        *All hail Pinky in her infinite glory.

        • TheAutomaticMan

          I stand corrected.

        • Slauterhause

          I'll never get sick of that .gif or picture. Thanks again Pinky, you're built like a brick shit-house.

          • DoC

            I might avoid giving compliments like that to girls you actually want to compliment.

    • Jimmy

      #30
      Pinky you're an absolute knock out, setting a high standard for future GIFs.

      #42
      Country Girl oh how we've missed ya!

    • wokka

      Pinky and Country Girl what a great weekend that would be………….hey I can dream

    • http://www.facebook.com/stoutat Andy Stout

      Yup, I'm done…

    • john

      i feel like im taking crqzy pillsa! why do people think country girl is hot!? she is at best slightly above average! she has an ok body but not great andher face is a fucking 5 out of 10! i see hotter chicks ….fucking everywherea! wtf!!

  • MICHAEL

    #12 Animal Style…The only way to die happy

    • red solo cup

      I can die for one right now!

    • Connor Macmanus

      My arteries are clogging just looking at this pic the cherry on top would be a chocolate shake to wash this glorious meal down.

    • hungryanimal

      We need them on the east coast.

    • 10w30

      Agreed

    • jeff donuts

      i like doggystyle

    • Chiverfred

      Been on the east cost for years…..first thing on a trip to Vegas? Skip the strip and walk to In-N-Out!

      Then back to the strip……

      • Kris

        I take it you stay right on the corner there so you can easily walk straight to the restaurant? Fuck those over-pass things!

    • parkatola

      How are the animal style fries? I love the burgers that way, but it seems a little too much for the fries. Glad they finally came to Salt Lake so I could stop driving to Las Vegas when I got the cravings. KCCO

    • http://twitter.com/TAndrewarhol @TAndrewarhol

      When I hear anyone is visiting from midwest/east coast this is the first thing I make them do. You can't do California without a double-double animal style. Maybe a 4×4 if you're hungry.

    • Aelisa

      My fat fingers pushed the thumbs down, but they couldn't be more wrong.

    • 3u77s3cs

      <five guys

    • whos.mike

      I am born and raised in Vegas, now I live in the south and ohh do I miss Inn-n-out so very much. Also I miss………….FAT BURGER

  • jason tyler

    #34

    and with that I just realized my entire group of friends sucks

    • RCT

      That was brilliant!

      • roberto

        i start by saying "so, i've been doing a lot of chin ups lately…"

    • Ted

      Ken Jennings is awesome. And for a Mormon, he has a mouth on him.

      • DickFister

        Hope you don't mean it like "you gotta purty mouth"

      • Deafendor

        All Mormons are nice and clean cut on the outside, with a badass normal raging on the inside.

        Think about it.

    • ejv

      Do they all drive Prius?

  • EasternCanuck

    DAR is f'ing early for once… woohoo.. oh and #30 very nice

    • BabyFarts Magizax

      I hear that!!! I want a rear view as well!!! Pinky has a nice bum! Happy DAR and 420 chivers/chivettes

    • KyleGamgee

      Thank you, Pinky. Thank you.

      (once more for good measure #30 )

      • Smalltown IL Chiver

        Not quite good enough though. The shirt could come up a little higher. Or possibly off all together.

    • 321contact

      Those are real, right? Good lord…

      • JHL1

        and they're fabulous 😉

      • hump

        Fake, but still fabulous

    • salute my shorts

      Pinky makes the world go 'round

  • monocogger

    Early DAR. NICE!!!!

    • notawittyname

      everyone in the east thanks you for posting just in time for 4:20, thanks chive!

  • Wright

    #34, #35, #42

    just showed the new co-worker the DAR for the first time. he's confused and disoriented.

    • erok

      happens all the time…

    • Web2992

      The best kind of mind fucking you can get.
      Welcome him to The Chive for us. kcco.

      • sweetchivette

        simple people dont get the chive….lol happens all th time… i <3 the chive

        • Web2992

          marry me? lol

  • Dee-Rod

    dar is early!!!!!!!

    • Unfkngblvbl

      waaay early. I'm hoping for something new after the DAR….maybe?

      • Julie

        hahha come onnn you know the guys in the office.. the earlier they get the dar out on friday the earlier they can get hammered.

    • frankus

      its friday they are probably 10 beers deep already

  • Mr Schneebly

    i love bewbs

  • Julie

    #21, #30 … solid ending of the workweek.

    Thank you for early DAR!!

  • EasternCanuck

    #35… my beer taste even better looking at that ass.

    • sdago25

      People still pound their knuckles?

      • frankus

        i have some bad news for you…

    • Kowabunga

      dat ass!

    • D-Dub

      Is that a BFM shirt in the backround?

  • lackofabetter

    #34 Well played Ken

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Ken Fucking Jennings, man.

      • lackofabetter

        Hahahah, Who knew he was a sarcastic prick

        • DaddyD

          Rich sarcastic prick

        • Anon

          Think about how you look down on the general population when you see something retarded. Now think about being a super intelligent person known world wide for a wide knowledge base. Now are you surprised he is like this? 😛

  • https://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

    #33 Suddenly, bicycles.

    • h0llygh0st

      Thats Gent in Belgium, a university city 0o

      • Underbaker

        It would be a real bitch to get out of class early only to find you bike is in the middle.

        • http://twitter.com/MathijsBaert @MathijsBaert

          it isn't so bad there parked in rows and if you look at it its just an illusion there aren't that many it changes into car parking space a bit down the road
          its the "koningin astridlaan" in Ghent Belgium"

    • tralfaz

      Who thinks Gern is 80 years old because of his Clint pic.

      • TDub66

        "Comedy is not Pretty!"

  • mullex

    man I wanna go to Fiji #36

    • sitiveni

      come on down.. we've got plenty of space for Chivers!
      (was just at that exact spot a few hours ago)

      Chive on from Fiji

      • titirangithug

        thats a mean photo bro. i was there just one week ago.

  • Kilroy

    i have no contact for the chive i just wanted to thank the chive brothers for their generosity at IU this last weekend. all of the employees at KOK are very grateful to them as well as the chivers for being very nice to us all and we welcome you back anytime

  • OrgazoidHD

    #8

    Genius!

    • 650

      haha OrgazoidHD, now you have to dig yourself out of the negative hole like I did

      • OrgazoidHD

        ha! I know man. One comment I made ended up -236, It wasn't even that bad, but I could not resist. Been deep in the minus ever since!

  • Julie

    oh and #5 PERFECT TIMING! that shit needs to be framed on their wall hahahha awwww

    • Logicyup

      It's all funny and art and aww anything a baby does is cute, until it happens to you. There is some un written law that states at 3 a.m your baby or one you're taking care of will do this after waking you up. Subsection c of the same law states the baby will hold just enough back to ruin the fresh diaper you just put on them, and start the whole process over again.

      • Julie

        which is why im not planning on babies for a few more years haha.. i'm perfectly content with enjoying pictures such as this one for the time being 🙂

        • Logicyup

          Don't blame you. Neither of my sisters choice in men was wonderful, and both were pregnant at the same time. Females that are close tend to give birth around the same time. in their case it was 2 days apart. One with twins the other with a little boy. I had had them move in with me to help take care of them and their babies before hand. I don't mind being the good brother, but I freaking deserve some sort of award for that cause it sure the hell wasn't what I expected it to be lol I am no longer planning on ever having kids. And yes I know "cool story bro", but no it's not, it was fucking hell. I'd do it again cause that's how I was raised, but it sucked. 🙂

    • Dave Chappelle

      That piss is digital.

      • Julie

        killjoyyy

  • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

    #6 Hilariously brilliant.

  • Brother Maynard

    Way early DAR.

    Time to head out!!!!

  • bisonbade

    #30 Yes please….I love the early DAR

  • Jamison

    #35

    is that Bill Fucking Murray in the background there?

    • Underbaker

      What background?

  • Spencer_on_Fire

    #39 #40 #41

    A welcomed way to end the week. Thanks Amanda *thumbs up*

    • Yeah_but

      Let's finish -every- Friday with Country Girl.

      • truth

        Country Girl will finish me every friday!

    • Not

      yeah let's not finish the DAR on a sour note.

    • Jewbacca

      Can't get enough of this girl

    • Ken

      Country girl has got a nice face and body – but kinda average in my opinion.

  • mullex

    It's Friday night, what she we do tonight, honey? #15

    • JHL1

      The same thing we do every night….
      TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

  • I_am_golf_c0m

    #2 NAILED IT

    • TheBatman

      "Yeah, SURFING!"…

  • junior

    Early DAR means I can leave work now…thank you Chive, happy 4/20

    • winfields

      Damn, that was my comment last Friday as well! Happy Happy…

  • etcrr

    #9 KCCO Chive on and thank You for your Service

    • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

      <img src="http://i.imgur.com/5qLXh.gif"&gt;
      You're such a whore, you'll say anything for thumbs up…

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – Disappointing Fan testimonial: "The only way you could be any dumber would be to put a dunce hat on you and put you in a corner facing the wall. – etcrr"

      • etcrr

        and you are a whore for thumbs down so what, The last time I looked this is a photo Blog and it is my intent to say what I want and How I feel and I support our troops, If you don't like it kiss my ass. Go bury your head in the dike and stop the leak ya freaky deeky Dutch Bitch

        • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Awwwww…. I was just teasing you.
          Wanna kiss and make out?

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – Fan testimonial: "Paula plz for the love all dat is holy I'm born n raised here in Maui n half da reason I get on thechive is to see da arguments n comments from u. Plz plz plz post a pic or email cuz ur either a dude or a real hottie. – islandboi"

          • etcrr's goat's pal

            Put your thumb in his butt.

            • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

              I would, but he's gotten kinda freaky about that. He won't even feel it meowadays unless I get in up to my shoulder.

              Hugs,
              Paula
              – the one you love to hate
              Bonus material: pressing the first word the Playbook suggests over and over gives me:
              I am a beautiful person who is a good time to time and money to pay for the first time in the world of the most part of the most part of the most part of the most part

        • puppet master

          shut the fuck up, puppet boy

          • Tim

            All of you guys are a bunch of fucking losers. Enjoy these fabulous breasts (the deliciousness we can feast upon) and go beat off. Paula's comments and her shitty "fan-club" are old and boring and etcrr goes for points -who CARES?!
            #30

    • Tillman61

      200 days over there is a hell of a long time – Keep Calm, guys and come home soon

    • fgarcia1986

      what service is that exactly? did they serve you good breakfast? did they help you with your bags? or are you just doing what you've been trained to do?

      • Shithead

        are you really that stupid that you can't figue it out for yourself or you just being an asshole

        • fgarcia1986

          I'm being an ass hole. fuck the armed service.

      • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

        It's funny that way. Nobody ever says: "Thank you for butchering a bunch of locals" or something like that. Strange huh?

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – Fan testimonial: "I don't know if you are in a mental institution, but you need to be."

    • Terrence

      "People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." Thank God for these rough men.

      • Bollyver

        Seen a KCCO shirt on Stossel, I guess a couple of us watch Fox News.

    • Bob

      Can we get the KCCO shirt with this design?

    • http://www.facebook.com/AndersonDani Daniela Anderson

      They are the reason why I submit to the Chive 🙂

      • thetruth

        Naa you`re just an attention whore.

      • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Submit to me instead!

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate

    • Powell

      Chive on and we are all ready to get home from here.

      • Danielle

        Where is "here"??

        • Mickey

          Florida

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