• Zed

    Please tell me those are real.

    • JAY

      Does it matter

      • Plurp

        Yes! Fake titties are horrible. Enormous fake titties are enormously evil.

        • Ken

          No, not agree.

    • aaron

      nope. unless she's still growing. they get bigger picture to picture.

      • Jason

        I am almost 70% sure we found her before and somebody said something along the lines of "Say goodbye,boys. She's planning on getting a breast reduction." I'm not a fact checker, but that might explain any variations.

        • F3n1x187

          Heard the same, read it somewhere onthe internet that she was getting them reduced.

        • ThatGuy

          I read that she has some sort of disease that causes fluid to build up which makes them keep getting bigger.

          • Backseat Chiver

            My mother and sister had this problem. Major Lower back problems for my sis, she was not even 17. Reduction fixed the issues.

            To be honest, this does not look natural. The girl has a gorgeous face and the reduction would be a good thing for her.

            At some point, they are too big.

            • Ted

              Your sister's back problems came from me.

            • Johnny Angel

              Boo. Can't they just cap the valve? Hate to see something(s) so beautiful cut up.

              • thom

                With those while working at Hooters, she must pull down about $300,000 a year in tips. Good for her.

    • 6_Crack_rocks

      They are real. She has some disease that causes fluid to build up, she has to have surgury to reduce the build up.

      • lsajfd;gjf

        You are thinking of Annie Keenen. Danielle's are fake. She had implants, then later had them upgraded.

        • SGT_HOTROD

          Danielles are real i asked her mywhen i met her a few years back #13 that is me

          • Duh

            Guys, this girl with obviously fake tits told this guy that they were real….case. fucking. closed.

  • SUNY


    • rich

      it's almost ironic that she works at hooters.

    • Pablo

      you must be new here….

    • YouRstoopid

      Good for you retard

  • Direthol

    omfg she has ets.
    i won't cure it but i can help her with my eps.

    • ????


      • redbull307

        I'm going to guess enormous and syndrome for the e and t

      • Slauterhause

        Translation is: "I'm an enormous douche-nozzle, or edn."

  • Mattt

    Um er yeah wow!

  • Sunyisgay


  • TheBAMFinater

    Now that is some future lower back problems. ouch

    • Capz

      Those are Current Lower Back Problems

      • qwert

        i heard her spine is made of adamantium… so she's ok

    • steve

      'cause she is from the land of cheese

    • Eastwood

      I'm kinda hoping she ends up in a random "Things That Bounce Thursday"…

      • ThatJoshGuy

        Rest in peace TTBT.

      • Underbaker

        I just wish it would come back, I miss Things that Bounce.

  • A.E.

    #19 omg the twins are amazing

    • Underbaker

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks natural big bewbs are awesome. So many unappreciative people today.

      • The Truth

        natural yes, but this big…. really? They must hang to her knees! Is that really attractive? I think not.

        • Underbaker

          Well I think they are attractive so <img src="http://free.clipartof.com/45-Free-Tongue-Out-Smiley.jpg&quot; width="100">

          • The Truth

            you sir, need to learn a little about proportion. more isn't always better.

            just curious but do you fancy an enormous ass as well?

            • Truthier

              Yes. Not everyone has the same taste as you. Get used to it.

  • Whoa!

    Those are some nice dirty pillows…I could sleep for days on those things.

    • professor johny

      years, not days

  • prefer real

    no thanks

    • beer man

      I agree just to big for me. Very hot chick though just need a little reduction.

      • Pedro

        No such thing as too big as long as they have a good shape and are real (see Jordan Carver.) Too big because they are TOO FAKE, then yes I agree.

    • Ned_Plimpton

      You know how I know you're gay?

      • Kevin

        Not everyone that doesn't like huge tits is gay. I just prefer a girl that is….um……proportional. She would be so much more attractive with a breast reduction.

        • Guest

          No, you're gay.

          • Underbaker

            or his significant other who happens to have small breasts is monitoring his messages on TheChive and he is trying to earn brownie points with her.

            • truth

              or he just has good taste a knows when enough is enough

              • Underbaker

                Don't hate me because I like big bewbs.

                • Ron Paul 2012

                  Or he was properly weened from the teet and his development hasn't been arrested because his mommy scarred him for life. Therefore, not needing to compensate for the loss by needing to find women with large breasts?? Or maybe he's gay, who knows.

                  • 3u77s3cs

                    Ron Paul 2012? Hahahahahaha

      • Craigery

        Because gays can always spot other gays?

    • Stains

      Tell me about it. I can't believe how big her nose is. crazzzzzyyyy….

      • the_mike

        She has a nose?

      • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001562982031 Harry H-d Sinner

        she has a nose?

        • Yes

          She has a nose.

    • Cora

      Yeah gross

    • she's a witch!

      thank you for preferring REAL women

      • Guest

        They are real fool.

      • TheAutomaticMan

        define a "fake" women please….. cause im pretty sure a lot of them are hot too

    • CaptainMadeItHappen

      Why? Do you get a fake boner from fake tits?

    • bc of idiots

      She'd say the same about you.

  • tex

    2nd. Mmmm milk oh and moar plz

  • Darren


    • http://bangbus.com SimonPhoenix

      Yeah but on number #6 and #7, that sure is a funny looking "f" .. not to mention they left out the "b"

      WTF ?

  • Tim

    Those are TOO big in my opinion.

    • the truth

      much too big

    • Lev

      Here's a great question: if she was apparently ranked second… who the hell was first?

      • MOAR

        That isn't a ranking. That is her number for the competition.

        • Lev

          Sarcasm font needed.

      • KIM


    • DickFister

      If she were to bend over and one of them fell out, I wouldn't know whether to help her put it back in her shirt or try to kick a field goal.

      • Slauterhause


    • LucretiusCarus

      I heartily concurr. Not doing it for me at all.

    • Hunter X

      How do I know you're gay…..?

    • me...BN!!!

      Just hit it from behind….don't let her get on top she'll either smother you or knock ya ass out!!! RT

      • die happy

        But what a way to go!

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      I don't know…I'd have to try them out at least once and see if they are indeed TOO big…

    • http://twitter.com/beagleracing @beagleracing

      agree. absolutely b-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l girl, but too much. I hope she does get a reduction not just for "overall performance" but for her health longterm.

    • MattyDeuce

      Her face is beautiful, but yeah, those cans are too big. Granted, they are real…I actually feel bad for her…her FLBP will be monumental.

      • glenn

        was about to write the same

    • Whatever

      Yes way too big, pretty girl gross tits.

    • Vee

      It's not her fault they're big, she's still beautiful anyway.

    • matt

      Agreed to big.

    • Trav1121

      They better be getting reduced. If she happens to sleep on her back, they'll suffocate her! Way too big.

    • Cantaloupe

      Agreed. I assume it's gay guys pretending to like this, as they have no idea what someone who actually likes women would find attractive.

  • ctr

    bam a lamb

  • dik

    suddenly: cameltoes…

  • Lawrence

    I still don't know where she works…. or what he face looks like…

  • etcrr

    #15 Her reputation proceeds her in a very fine way, She has a very sweet smile

    • Hugh


      • Hugh

        LOL I corrected him wrong, it's "precedes"… FML

        • https://www.facebook.com/michael.knaak Michael Knaak

          Yet you still got more than a dozen thumbs. You win!

    • MacNCheesePro

      She is a model of perfection. GOOD GAWD!

      • MacNCheesePro

        I got negative rep for that? I'll just add "She is a model of perfection, but nobody has a mouth like your mom!"

    • Come at me bro!

      She has a face?

  • http://www.facebook.com/JohnBocanegra3 John Bocanegra

    current and FLBP. and no ass. psh…

    • truth

      nothing wrong with that ass, sir

      • Ant

        No ass is NEVER a good thing.

    • SMT

      She had a lower body?

  • jeff k

    Janesville, Wisconsin? Got it…on my way!

    • Onions

      I almost took a trip to Jacksonville FL for no reason.

    • Dothan

      My thoughts exactly, I'm booking my trans-atlantic flight as we speak.

    • UWW

      That is interesting, I happen to live about 10 miles away and have been to that hooters

    • janesville

      That's my hometown, have not seen her though

    • Richard

      I live in Appleton and might got for a road trip tonight!

    • Dakota

      Mother of God, I live in Janesville!! I gotta stop into Hooter NOW!! No fucking joke,,,,

  • I faked my email

    They don't even look like fun no more.. #15

    • SAT

      pamela anderson does not have the balls anymore, cz she does ;D

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #6 #7
    FLBP not JLP.

    • TheBAMFinater

      I thought the same thing.

    • Reub

      Jinormous lumbar problems

    • Garth


      i sent a load to the chive months ago 😀

    • jessie

      I took these pictures fuckbag.

      • jLo

        Nobody gives a shit.

        • thephotographer

          yeah too bad iI have the rights to these under contract so looks like someones wrong under copyright laws.

  • Luurtsy

    Bewbs. That is all.

  • passwordistaco

    #1 Find the one on the left!

    • slany

      What? Her left boob? What else could you be talking about?

    • http://4chan.org/b gnocco

      Seriously, so much hotter! Not that younger pics of Danielle weren't really hot but she went full boobtard.

    • oughtnot

      I agree …. much hotter.

  • tv_paul


    Quick… what color are her eyes?

    1) blue
    2) green
    3) brown
    4) What eyes?

    • Direthol


    • dan

      DD? is that the color?

      • Baer

        id think they are much larger than DD sir

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000118027199 Brian Oliver

      she has eyes?

    • Sirgallahad

      She has EYES as well?!?!

      Horee shit!!

    • Kenny


    • AmBush_Steve

      Eyes? I didn't even notice she had a head.


    #5 I'm craving chicken wings now

    • GET IT?

      I prefer the breast thank you.

    • SARmedic

      I'm craving melon.

  • tv_paul


    What's the difference between her "twins" and the Olsen Twins?

    Answer: The Olsen Twins weight less.

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